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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 11:33am On Oct 09, 2015
jatau7:
for my life I no go try dat shit again called tdb....I did it once na xo I enta exam hall straight. ..mehn I wamted to die....my head was Poundn + d exam come be die.....
Lol tdb kee, sey na u kill issac newton abi na u kill Charles Darwin undecided undecided undecided. Researches show dat 80% of those dat tdb don't score upto 70% in exams..

I believe na those wit dull or nonmagnetic brain dey do tdb

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 11:23am On Oct 09, 2015
Polystyrene1:
Haywire1,wetin Ayima do you sefhuh

He chance ur GF Nihuh

Abeg,the guy don suffer too much from ur attack nah
No put sand for our relationship jare grin grin grin cos ayima na my padi ooo.. Moreova we helped him mobilise people wen his GF was gang r'aped sad sad sad

Donpsymon was there too
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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 11:16am On Oct 09, 2015
mobi18:
lol,u sef dey pour fuel for enemie matter.. fire wey don dey burn.. enemie no mind dem guys,... sheybi i ge d spelling of d name..i ruff u sister to sister
No put weed for pocket nah, only if donpsymon denies all those words against enieme

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 11:05am On Oct 09, 2015
jatau7:
time dey fly ohhh.....vividly remembered wen we dey do count down to reg.....haywire1 and co did tdb on nysc portal dat nite....by dis time haywire1 don finish reg self wen some plle still dey slip....haywire I salute u joh...u too much.....
Kikikikakakkakokokoko grin grin grin, thanx jare, e no easy grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 11:03am On Oct 09, 2015
DonPsymon:
You want make that babe commit suicide abi?
Haba nah y u dey wish enieme suicide nah.. that's bad fa shocked shocked

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 11:01am On Oct 09, 2015
mobi18:
lol... na bth dey autocorrect, na u i dey look up to naw,,u sef know.. donpsymon na anoda bro wey i dey look up to... grin grin grin grin
I don press several buttons na same camp we go land grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 10:58am On Oct 09, 2015
Ayima:
thunder fire u then transfer ebola join am.
Notin bad if ur brain get ebola nah cos @least ur name go dey newspaper and live news all around d world and I go tell people for area say u b ayima on NL, Mr Macho on Pcm B15 and
25th position on Mr NL grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 10:54am On Oct 09, 2015
mobi18:
goodyboo na beta pikin nah.. her sense of reasoning dey make sense
Yea gbabe

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 10:53am On Oct 09, 2015
DonPsymon:
She proved she doesn't have chill na cheesy

But y'all would have continued!


What's her own?

So she feels NYSC is what we'll discuss here all through? cheesy

Jes the type that claim to be too serious but end up failing exams...
But y did u say all these to enieme shocked shocked shocked

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 10:49am On Oct 09, 2015
mobi18:
so u want to kee sumbody?ehn,me im telling u nt to o,,hu will take ur position on this thread if u kee sumbody.ehn? ansa me
Lol iya mi no be sooo grin grin, na just to use plank,cane,metal design d person yansh dats all grin grin..

U r one of babes I respect on here, ride on iya mi, if donpsymon look u anyhow let me knw grin


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My phone dey autocorrect anyhow abi sey na NL ni undecided undecided
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 10:41am On Oct 09, 2015
DonPsymon:
Be like she been d look face o


My guess is she was only replying folks she felt she could handle...


Folks wey no d take elmisti weed...


She sef know...


I for first order 2 wraps for her make she take first... If say she fit stand, I for proceed.
Gbabe

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 10:39am On Oct 09, 2015
Israelomojisola:
I heard akwaibom na 16hrs drive 4rm Ib, bus go leave 8am wch means na 12am d next day we go reach dere b dat, ow we want take go about our reg,sleep et al.
Try take flight Bro, it's safe,reliable and secure.. u can book from ilorin or lagos

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 10:35am On Oct 09, 2015
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Where's my one and only witchqueen abi na whizqueen

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 10:33am On Oct 09, 2015
goodyboo:
insane pipu everywhr shebi....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 10:31am On Oct 09, 2015
goodyboo:
I de road de come.
Come fast jare, here comes another strong babe who will say a word nd stand by it... 10 gbosas for u


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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 10:26am On Oct 09, 2015
DonPsymon:
Lol


Mad man cheesy


I trust you na...


No go make chic comit suicide o... You no know say all those stories sabi dey nairaland front page cheesy
Na d day she trespasses my side she go commit suicide.. Gbabe .... #notosnitch angry angry

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 10:16am On Oct 09, 2015
DonPsymon:
cheesy


Like I d fear her


Make she come na cheesy


I go give her the share I no give her yesterday.


Bet come o... How come them never ban you for this ya # huh


cheesy
BAN ME FOR WERRIN KIKIKIKIKAKKAKAAKOKOKOKO grin grin, those wey wan because of girl try am know werrin I fllw them drag... hw can a girl dey snitch on us here.. I still dey wait make d person trespass my area

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:59am On Oct 09, 2015
DonPsymon:
Amebo!


Clap for yasef grin


Why you come the CC her huh
E no good to talk for her back nah grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:55am On Oct 09, 2015
DonPsymon:
Erybdy get liver na cheesy


Na to fling em own to the birds go sure pas
Kikikikikikakakkakokoko grin grin, she go come break ur balls soon grin grin .. I will let u know wen she's around grin


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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:49am On Oct 09, 2015
goldenone:
Hmmmmmmm! Also happens the other way round somtimes! Cos av come to notice that we ladies in our own case usually prefer the bad guys to the good ones! It's quite disheartening!
Kikikikikikakakkakokoko grin grin, I thought I mistakenly clicked romance thread fa grin grin

A bad guy can turn good and remain good but a good can turn bad and permanently bad

So neva rely on good guys, bad guys r d best... Only real guys know dis fact

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:42am On Oct 09, 2015
DonPsymon:

Mad man sighted


Haywire1


cheesy

No worri ur liver go cut soon wen she shows up grin grin grin


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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:40am On Oct 09, 2015
DonPsymon:
Mistabiola wey be mad man grin
Na im pursue goodyboo grin
grin
Una wicked for here sha... But me I no d send cos I know all the mad people here grin
That's how yesterday, committee of mad people gathered that mad babe... Emieme abi what's that her name and rained fire on here grin
I jes dey the observe.
Sad thing be say... Even mobi18 folo angry
shocked shocked shocked shocked

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Cc
Eneime (How was ur night, hope u slept well smiley smiley )
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 8:43am On Oct 09, 2015
Ayima:
You don't need to remind me, i forget only the things i want to forget and beside i know the consequences of promise and not giving.Gudn9t.....
Good nite kee, rest well ooo cos e be like say ebola don affect ur brain

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 8:06am On Oct 09, 2015
Ayima:
On the last day of this countdown, i am going to reward 2el with the sum of 5k. I like people who always complete what they started. 2el please take note............
Kikikikikkakakkakakokokoko grin grin grin, I will remind u grin grin

Hope ebola no reach ur side for calabar grin grin grin


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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 7:59am On Oct 09, 2015
Kristokx:
Camp Items

1 Documents and Photocopies
2 Call-up letter
3 Statement of Result/transcript
4 First degree certificates
5 School ID card
6 Passport photographs
Comments
You won't be allowed into camp premises without any of them. Go there with about 10 passports & 5 documecument photocopies each


Toiletries
Essentials

7 Toothbrush & Toothpaste
8 Bath soap & Sponge
9 Detergent & Bar Soap
10 Toilet Paper
11 Towel

Others

12 Sanitary Pads & Tampons
13 Shower Caps
14 Bleach
15 Disinfectants
16 Buckets & Bailer
17 Body Cream & Lotion

Its ok to buy buckets and non-essentials at the camp.

Clothing Items

18 White T-shirts
19 White Shorts
20 Whites tennis shoes
21 White socks
22 Underwear
23 Bed sheets
24 Perfumes/ body spray
25 Rubber slippers/flip flops
26 Combs and hair needs
27 Makeup & accessories

* You will be provided with 2 pairs of white T-shirts and shorts in camp but you can take up to 2 pairs along.
* Colored panties will be too conspicuous under the white tops and bottoms.
* You can take a 2 - 3 sets of casual wears/mufti for Sunday and camp fire night.
* 1 pair of shoe and socks is okay. It is good to have a white rubber shoe that is easy to clean (sold at camp also)

Other Recommended I

28 Torch lights
29 Mosquito nets/mosquito repellant
30 Food flasks, cups, drinking flasks & cutlery
31 Cloth hangers
32 Wrist watch
33 Padlocks and keys
34 Waist pouch
35 Handkerchiefs/face towels/Kleenex
36 Pegs/clips

37 Get a cheap watch. Every one uses a waist purse. Its your camp bestie. Most of these items can be easily bought in the camp so don't worry. If you cant get them before travelling.

Optional First Aid Items

38 Methylated spirits/ rubbing alcohol
39 Band aids/plasters
40 Robb
41 Bandages
42 Cotton wool
43 Anti-purging pills (flagyl, tetracycline etc.)
44 Anti-malaria pills
45 Inhaler (for those who are asthmatic)

These aren't necessary except you have something to treat or known allergies

Miscellaneous

46 Camera & batteries
47 Writing pads and stationary
48 Novels/Books
49 Pillow
50 Games
51 Mp3/ iPod
52 Eye pads for sleeping & ear plugs
53 Surge protectors / extensions
54 Glue sticks & stapler

If you have an internet-enabled camera phone, do take it along. Camp life can be very boring without one. You will like to take pictures and share with your friends. You only need to be very vigilant and protective of your things. If you feel you need a bulletproof vest or helmet, please carry it. You know what we mean, don't you?

55. MONEY, MONEY, AND MORE MONEY.
* Never, ever, ever run out of it. Bring as much as you can afford.
* Mirrors and forks are known to be contraband items in camp
* Prices of items apart from fast consumer goods (Credit, Gala, Indomie etc) are usually higher than those outside so it is advisable you buy the things you can before going into camp.

PACK AS LIGHT AS YOU CAN AND MAKE SURE YOUR BOX IS AS THEFT-PROOF AS POSSIBLE.

You recommend that you get in touch with other 'Corpers' at www.otondoh.com. Otondoh wants to help youth corps members serving in different parts of the country to connect and share their experiences during their service year.

The mobile network currently has over 1000 members and provides tips and resources for corps members.

It’s a cool network that can also benefit all youth corp members who are currently on or about to embark on their primary assignment.

Ajuwaiah!
No Condoms on d list undecided undecided undecided, protect urself and protect my country Nigeria.

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:21am On Oct 09, 2015
sammie23ten:
av bn crushing since tey tey.... sorry, I mean have been having a crush on you...
#smiling#
LifeIsGuhd:
smileyAwwn... Nice to know
@sammie23ten that reply means "Keep crushing" grin grin grin


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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:19am On Oct 09, 2015
sammie23ten:
dis guy don smoke weed... u've been d number 1 derailer... yet, u stays on dis thread... always viewing nd quoting...
In short... u've been enjoying d tins u do condemn....

#smiling#
What r u saying?? undecided undecided undecided undecided

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:10am On Oct 09, 2015
Cousim:
season 2 episode 3..are u a learner?
Empire Don tay nah

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:08am On Oct 09, 2015
dossylvanus:
Shiorr! Moonlighter.
sammie23ten:
In short, all u wanted in d first place was an attention...since u've now gotten it, u ar feeling important shey??
Una go get reply tmw grin grin grin

Cc
Enieme

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