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Oga Sabinus in trouble with mr macaroni
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Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 9:56am On Aug 29, 2013
Hahahahaha!! I just can't stop laughing. This
is the awkward Truth About some husbands.
A group of men gathered at a church
conference on how to live in a loving
relationship with their wives. The men were
asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All
the men raised their hands. Then they were
asked, "When was the last time you told your
wife you love her ?" Some men answered
today, some yesterday, majority didn’t
remember. The men were then told to take
their cell phones and send the following text
to their respective wives: I love you,
sweetheart...
Then the men were told to exchange their
phones so one can read the other wife's reply
to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you
this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
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1. There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (…Only a fraction of people will get this clean joke.)

2. What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics!

3. Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?

It had great food, but no atmosphere.

4. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved.

5. Do you want to hear a construction joke?

Sorry, I’m still working on it.



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1. Snail with an attitude
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’

2. A genie and an idiot
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’

3. True love lasts forever
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbour. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbour says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbour to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’
4. Off to work
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, ‘You should’ve been here at 8.30!’ He replies. ‘Why? What happened at 8.30?’


5. Oooh Heaven is a place on earth
Sid and Irv are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So Irv dies. Sid doesn’t hear from him for about a year, figures there is no afterlife. Then one day he gets a call. It’s Irv. ‘So there is an afterlife! What’s it like?’ Sid asks. ‘Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex. Then I go back to sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sex, take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep and wake up the next day.’ ‘Oh, my God,’ says Sid. ‘So that’s what heaven is like?’ ‘Oh no,’ says Irv. ‘I’m not in heaven. I’m a bear in Yellowstone Park.’
6. The Devil’s in the details
A guy dies and is sent to hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in dirt up to their necks. The guy says, ‘No, let me see the next room.’ In the second room, people are standing in dirt up to their noses. Guy says no again. Finally Satan opens the third room. People are standing with dirt up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating pastries. The guy says, ‘I pick this room.’ Satan says Ok and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On the way out Satan yells, ‘OK, coffee break’s over. Everyone back on your heads!’

7. Kid vs barber
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.’ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?’ The boy takes the quarters and leaves. ‘What did I tell you?’ said the barber. ‘That kid never learns!’ Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. ‘Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?’ The boy licked his cone and replied, ‘Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!’

8.You’re one in a million
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.


9. Racing a bear
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guy says, ‘What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear.’ ‘I don’t need to outrun the bear,’ the first guy says. ‘I just need to outrun you.’

10. All in a night’s work
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’

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INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT TAAOOMA
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Nigeria Popular Social Media Celebrity and Sensation whose name is Apaokagi Adedoyin Maryam and popularly known as Taaooma is a Cinematographer, Event Host (MC), and a proudly Muslimah who hails from Kwara State.

Taaooma is the CEO of Chop Tao, a Food Company as she usually said "Chop Tao, Chop Life", Taaooma is also the first lady of The Greenade Company.

Right from the kid, Taaooma had gotten so much passion for her craft as she indulges in various Funny Comedy Skits making and also into Several Memes.

Taaooma has been known for her creativity when writing a script as she portrays the Exact Behaviour of an Africa Mother.

The name Taaooma was coined from her Names as she had difficulties in choosing a Nickname

Some hidden facts you don't know about Taaooma is that the cloth she uses to portray the Africa mother actually belongs to her Biological Mother.

Taaooma has done a whole lot of Collaboration ad has featured a whole lot of Celebrities such as Mr Macaroni, Kizz Daniel, Twyse, Falz the bhad Guy, and a host of others.

Taaooma Graduated from the prestigious Kwara State University with a Bachelor's Degree in Tourism and Travel Service and has served her Father's Land and she also bagged her NYSC Certificate.

Greene Abdulazeez is popularly known as Abula the CEO of The Greenade Company who is Taaooma's Boyfriend gave Taaooma all the support she needs in her craft as he has been the one directing every skit and they do Collaboration most times.

God, her Mother and her Boyfriend has been her major source of inspiration as has been through thick and thin with her.

Taaooma has also gotten some Recognitions to her name as she won the Best Online Comedian at the Gage Award in the year 2019 and also Top under 25 in the Leading Ladies Africa

Taaooma has been Making Sous laugh with her various Comedy and her skits have been one of the Best Comedy In Nigeria

Her Social Media profile:
FACEBOOK: @taaooma
INSTAGRAM: @taaooma

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Nigeria popular Instagram Celebrity and Online Sensation “Mr. Macaroni” who Goes by the name Debo Adebayo who is also a Script Writer, Actor, and a Producer.
Here are some of the facts you dont know about him:
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The top 5 Richest Comedians in Nigeria are;
1. Alibaba
2. AY Comedian
3. Basket Mouth
4. I Go Dye
5. Julius Agwu

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Markangel Travelled to India with just Bread and Coke and left Emmanuella in Nigeria



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After a long term Vacation in Abroad, Woliagba gets to return home and got welcomed by everyone, but Dele's Mode of Exicitement Got Different.


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NCDC is our only source of Gist During this Covid Pandemic as they give us daily Livescores

Watch Video below and see how NCDC has turned to our Gist Carrier

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Adedimeji Lateef, a popular Nollywood actor who has been known for his Tears in Movies should stop his Tears Because of his Children.

Watch video below to find out why



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