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AutosRe: N.A by helpmeohgod(op): 8:03am On Feb 27, 2020
Executive ride
AutosRe: Executive Toyota Camry 08*dvd @1.4m by helpmeohgod(op): 8:00am On Feb 27, 2020
Selling today
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AVA
AutosRe: Executive Toyota Camry 08*dvd @1.4m by helpmeohgod(op): 9:28am On Feb 26, 2020
Available today
AutosRe: Executive Toyota Camry 08*dvd @1.4m by helpmeohgod(op): 10:06am On Feb 25, 2020
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AutosExecutive Toyota Camry 08*dvd @1.4m by helpmeohgod(op): 9:56am On Feb 25, 2020
Fully airconditioned
Lagos cleared with original customs papers
Guarantee on Engine
Dvd and reverse camera
Clean in and out
Buy and drive

Available at Egbeda Lagos on 08034064708

AutosRe: N.A by helpmeohgod(op): 9:43am On Feb 25, 2020
fully Airconditioned

AutosRe: N.A by helpmeohgod(op): 9:40am On Feb 25, 2020
outside view

AutosN.A by helpmeohgod(op):
Full duty paid on Tincan cleared
First body
Accident free
Powerful airconditioned
Clean in and out
MARKET PRICE IS ABOVE 3.5M BUT OWNER WANTS TO CLEAR SOME OTHER CARS WITH THE CASH.

Available at Akowonjo Lagos on 08034064708

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AutosRe: M by helpmeohgod(op): 8:50am On Feb 13, 2020
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EGBEDA LAGOS
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RomanceRe: My Inner Monologue (real Experience Dating Nigerian Men) by helpmeohgod(m): 7:59pm On Feb 12, 2020
Amakavula:
So since returning from Switzerland a few months back, I have decided to go out on a date for the first time.. wink wink

The guy, let's call him Ikye ( not real name) has been on my case since last year.

We met -- not physically-- through a mutal contact ( my close friend at work-- Betty( not real name. Ikye was Betty's cousin and a Doctor; lucky me wink ) and remined in contact.

He's smart -- at least on phone, sounded confident through our voice notes chats, although I could sense some jitters. But he has the endless creative spirit and wasn't a bore.

I had to give it to him; he was relentless. Called my Swizz number most nights ( some guys get money ooh ) so after returning I am like *Bleep yeah let's meet*

He planned last sunday afternoon ( I had to go to church, you know wink to cast and bind )-- my priest would be mortified reading this wink forgive me father...hehee

After church, I made lunch ( egusi, and banga - I hate rice on Sundays) refreshed and changed ; dressed in a sleeveless crimson above kneel crop,with very low V neck (just enough to highlight, you know what wink wink ) and a spotted bag to match. Took some money, pepper spray and my Atm.

First thing I noticed was he became very intimated as I drove into STV mall in Abuja( he wanted us to see movie, I really didn't care which, just wanted to see the dude for the first time)

Me: "hi Ikye, you're such a gentleman."

Ikye: " oooh yes , Igbo men are gentleman"

Me: ( he looks good, smartly dressed too)

Ikye: " how was Swizzaland Nne"

Me : ( why did he switched from English to wtf?? , I should be polite)

Me: was lovely, do you know they have four languages

Ikye : Oooh, interesting.

He walks me up to one of the fancy restaurant and we sat


Me: ( bloody hell! He just changed plans like that ?? )

Ikye: tell me about yourself ?

Me : ( wooh straight to the point smiley , this interview go mad o!)

Me: you start

Ikye : Rumbling for 30 minutes

Me : ( OMG! He noticed I am bored, OMG! Omg!)

Ikye: " and that's how I saved a shark from stroke"

Me: ( he is still talking ?? )

Me : Oh nice

Ikye : "I'm such an idiot just left the most beautiful woman in the world without food"

Ikye: Waiter! Menu!

Me: ( poor dude is trying too hard, no waiter, it off the counter thing)

Me: I think we would have to go get it ourselves

Ikye: don't worry angel. I would have to go for us, rest

Me : ( nigga! You probably walked here, I drove! Wait first isn't this date thing a two people activity?)

Me: " thanks you're so sweet"

Iyke rushes back with our food like a good school boy..

Iyke: " I ordered plenty things fory princess"

Me : oh nice

Me: ( now I could sense really panic in his eyes, his hands were shaking. No this again! )

I noticed dudes act scared around me, and it's weird.

Me: "wooh! You tried! "

Me: ( poor guy)



...... Will continue later
YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT GUYS MAY GET SCARED OF BEAUTIFUL LADIES OR BECOME JITTERY. JUST THANK YOUR GOD AM MARRIED NOW AND INFACT MOST CONFIDENT GREAT AKOKITES OF OLD WILL ALSO SAY SO. IN MY BACHELOR DAYS I DATE ONLY MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRLS NOT BECAUSE I HAVE MONEY BUT GUTS. BEAUTIFUL GIRLS LIKE YOU ARE ALWAYS VERY EASY TO GET ONCE YOU HAVE GUTS TO COMMAND THEM FOR LOVE AND NOT TO BEG BECAUSE I DONT BEG THEM BUT I COMMAND
AutosRe: M by helpmeohgod(op): 2:48pm On Feb 12, 2020
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