Education › Re: If You Are Studying Any Of These Courses In Nigerian Universities beware by hernandson(m): 2:11pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
Tiny23: who was am? dnt knw if i should laugh or reply |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 2:10pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
Elcapo: That man referred the champions league finals 2016 El-classico 2016 Uefa euro finals 2016 FA cup finals 2016 And u think anybody will care about this stupid match he made one or two errors sure! The penalties were in front of the line man he didn't bat an eye so what do expect the ref to do... but truth be told, the redcard/second yellow was bulsit i would say and dat all i wanted to hear.thanks |
Romance › Re: My Affair With The Neighbour (A Short Romantic Story) by hernandson(m): 6:59am On Oct 30, 2016 |
need is a little rest," I responded,
trying to keep my voice frail and
tired.
"Ok," he said and I sighed with
relief as he stood up. "Just call me
if anything changes. I would try
to make it back on time."
"No need to cut short your fun
for me, honey. Enjoy yourself. I
would be fine," I said.
He nodded and gave me a kiss
on the forehead before leaving.
As soon as I heard his car drive
out of the compound, I
immediately got up to take a
shower. I also shaved my vagina
and tried to pick the sexiest
outfit to wear.
I settled for a blue strapless dress
that hugged and showcased my
curves sexily. I decided to ditch
the underwear and seconds
later, I was knocking on David's
door.
His breath caught as soon as he
saw me standing there. I quickly
entered, not wishing to be seen
by others we might know.
Fifteen minutes later, I was
completely naked and lying down
on his bed as David trailed kisses
down my spine. He was gentle
and sensual as he licked down
my back to the dip of my ass.
His hands caressed my ass
cheeks as he went, spreading
and releasing them. When he
spread my cheeks open, I felt the
coolness of the air which
aroused me for some reason. I
moaned as his mouth moved all
around my ass, kissing and even
nibbling gently.
He sat up and cradled his dick
between my cheeks,
sandwiching it tightly, then he
began to slowly move up and
down, his dick sliding between
the crack of my ass. He groaned
as he did this and it turned me
on so much, I felt wetness on the
sheets under my pussy. I had
never had pre-intimacy quite like this
and it was really thrilling.
After a few minutes, he removed
his dick and brought his tongue
to the entrance of my asshole. He
leant forward so he was almost
lying on me and began to kiss my
neck while whispering sexy
compliments in my ears.
I moaned in response and gave a
sharp sigh when his tongue
entered my asshole. I did not
believe how completely arousing
he was as he slid that thumb in
and out, especially considering
the fact that he was not even
lubed up.
He removed his thumb, sliding it
forward to gather some juice
from my pussy then returned it
to my asshole. Again and again,
he did this, fucking my asshole
so good that I began to buck my
ass upward, wanting more.
"Shh..." he said into my ear. "Slow
down babe."
I did, returning to lying still as he
bleeped me with his thumb. He
kept going for minutes, wiggling
his thumb inside my ass,
stretching me wider and wider.
When I was relaxed and all
stretched out, he slipped in two
fingers in there.
I cried out this time and he sat
back up. His other hand found its
way to my pussy hole and within
seconds, he was pumping his
hands inside me in both holes. I
was panting heavily and
moaning loudly at the same time.
"Yes, Yes, I'm cumming. Oh God,
I'm cumming," I groaned in
between pants and he bleeped my
hole even more vigorously until I
exploded, quaking and cumming
all over his hands.
As soon as I recovered from my
orgasm, he flipped me over and
immediately drove his hard cock
inside me, fucking me harder
and faster. I embraced his
movement, revelling in the way
he rammed his cock deep and
violently into my pussy.
Gone were the earlier gentleness
and slow-paced loving. His dick
was entering me in a few
different angles as he bleeped me
so desperately. I wrapped my
legs around him, gripping his
shoulders as I came again.
He groaned as the movement got
even more exciting due to my
orgasm. He bent his head to take
one of my boobs in his mouth
and sucked hard. I cried out
sharply again at the contact,
tightening my walls against his
cock until he also began to
shudder, spilling his seed into
me.
My phone began to ring almost
immediately and I stretched my
hand towards the edge of the
bed to pick it up. I saw that it
was Michael and made a
shushing gesture to David before
answering it.
"Hello love," I said.
"Hi. How are you feeling?" He
asked, concern evident in his
voice.
"So much better," I replied as I
squirmed a little, David's dick still
inside my cunt.
"That's good dear. Take care of
yourself. I would be home soon,"
he said, then hung up.
I looked up at David who
immediately leant down to kiss
me. I wrapped my arms around
his neck, all thoughts of Michael
disappearing from my head. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 6:44am On Oct 30, 2016 |
Elcapo: That was the best referee of the year mark clattenburg, what more could you have asked for? I don't think he was bias in anyway Man u failed miserably  talk about d penalty appeal and the red card given. because someone is d best doesnt mean they are perfect. |
Education › Re: Facts That Would Amaze You Even If You Are Intelligent. by hernandson(op): 6:25am On Oct 30, 2016 |
Perfecttouch: you are a big idiot. Op said feel free to correct anyone u feel is wrong. Must you show ur stupidy to prove a point which eventually you are wrong at according to people? dats what a fanatics does,nw he used jus a point to rule out d others |
Education › Re: Facts That Would Amaze You Even If You Are Intelligent. by hernandson(op): 6:22am On Oct 30, 2016 |
isiaka007: "The bulletproof vest was actually invented by a pizza delivery guy from Detroit USA, after he was shot twice on the job". So I'm wondering, he didn't quit his job but still kept up with it despite the never say never,ppl dnt knw hw crime rate was at detroit back,everybody hate chris did an episode of d pizza guy |
Education › Re: If You Are Studying Any Of These Courses In Nigerian Universities beware by hernandson(m): 6:16am On Oct 30, 2016 |
Doyin400l: @op..Shut d f.u ,accreditation is Just a temporary thing . I know of some courses among the above list that have gained back their accreditation fully. Stop spreading false hood. bros if u dnt mind its nt until you yell,u can jus quote his wrong in an educative manner with prove,i mean reference. |
Education › Re: If You Are Studying Any Of These Courses In Nigerian Universities beware by hernandson(m): 6:12am On Oct 30, 2016 |
Tiny23: Unilag can never be on such list dat one na wash |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 6:05am On Oct 30, 2016 |
Elcapo: Maybe if they could continue d pressure on and on there could have been a goal but then he made a stupid tactical substitution that reduced the game tempo.... Why would u sub mata for fellaini when you needed chances to be created and goals to be scored, i mean who does that?!l we had a red card,d ref was bias,he had to b defensive.though i wud av preferred carrick nd a winger though |
Politics › Re: Fatima Buhari: N100,000 Paid As Bride Price At Her Wedding by hernandson(m): 7:45pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
stsinner: yeah bro,40+ blood of zacharia...nawa o,then she was meant to be free |
Nairaland General › Re: Man Lifts Bag Of Cement With His Teeth? (Photos) by hernandson(m): 7:24pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
mr frank does bag of rice and generator in ikorodu tho. Check my profile,u would c me carrying a mekano with my teeth sef. |
Nairaland General › Re: Man Lifts Bag Of Cement With His Teeth? (Photos) by hernandson(m): 7:18pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
mr frank does bag of rice and generator in ikorodu tho |
Education › Re: Facts That Would Amaze You Even If You Are Intelligent. by hernandson(op): 7:07pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
shurlar50: If your upper arm is shorter with a long tongue, its very possible. A simple way to lick your elbow is to lie down on a bed/flat table or desk, if you are right handed, angle your right arm to the right like this (< or if you prefer the left hand, angle your left arm to your left (> to form greater than or less than sign, then gently lower your head and stick your tongue to meet your elbow. The trick is to make sure you have something to support your arm while at it. I dont have a picture to show you, if una still no believe, u must be related to Thomas oo. even u sef don confuse |
Politics › Re: Fatima Buhari: N100,000 Paid As Bride Price At Her Wedding by hernandson(m): 7:04pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
stsinner: you want to pay more 100k for one 40yr old woman 40yrs? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 7:02pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
Elcapo: Now is the fücking time to sack this shit of a coach jose- fücking-mourinho is d greatest scam in football history y blame mourinho,man u had 49 shot, ibra couldnt convert 1 |
Education › Re: Facts That Would Amaze You Even If You Are Intelligent. by hernandson(op): 2:40pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
shurlar50: Welldone Op, there are some really amazing facts in your post. However, I think the fact Elephants are the only animals that cant jump is a false one, rhinos and hippos cant jump also, same with sloths. Another false fact is that it is impossible to lick one's elbow; it is very possible so far you have a balancing support for your arm while at it. send a picture or idntblivit 4 d tongue nd elbow |
Education › Re: Facts That Would Amaze You Even If You Are Intelligent. by hernandson(op): 2:33pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
Teempakguy: see this Mumu guy. Turritopsis dorhnii is NOT Hydra. In the same way humans are not chimpanzees. They share the same family but different genus.
Hydra itself is a separate genus and does not contain any jellyfish. Next time, think before you post random bullshit you think are counterpoints on the internet in the name of scoring cheap points. that goes for you too. have u finish wailing?,now do ur research again.and no one is fightin 4 point,it just ur mentality. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 2:18pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
let rashford or martial start and ibra on d bench,hw c hw tins would go fine. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 2:15pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
obibanks: As a man utd fan. I really don't understand Mourinhos tactics at times. Can't he just rest Ibrahimovic and start Rashford or Martial as the main striker. He's really making panic selections and making me believe Guardiolas comments about being a long ball specialist. kai bros u get sense,ibra has bin wasteful |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sunderland Vs Arsenal (1 - 4) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 2:11pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sunderland Vs Arsenal (1 - 4) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 2:09pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
rychard: God abeg make answer draw this game, my ticket must not spoil ,god abeg o o o o ur prediction could nt stand d test of ht,talkless ft |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sunderland Vs Arsenal (1 - 4) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 2:04pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: How Pogba's Transfer To Manchester United Truly Happened In 10 Pictures by hernandson(m): 2:03pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
that nigga killed it,nice write up op |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sunderland Vs Arsenal (1 - 4) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 1:58pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
hehehe 1-1 and 1.5 enters either way,if them like play 100-1 sef. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sunderland Vs Arsenal (1 - 4) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 1:21pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
purplekayc: epl title contenders this tym
arsenal,chelsea.Liverpool,city its not only city,its town u will. So u didnt put tothenham,but u saw it fit 4 chelsea because they beat man u bah |
Politics › Re: Fatima Buhari: N100,000 Paid As Bride Price At Her Wedding by hernandson(m): 1:12pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
i taught even bride price should have inflated o |
Politics › Re: EFCC To Seize Patience Jonathan’s Property Nationwide by hernandson(m): 1:06pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
let them do it first sha. All dis loots collected na stil tourism our oga at d top go use am do |
Christianity Etc › Re: Winners Pastors Fight Dirty In Lagos Over N16.5m Church Land Commission by hernandson(m): 1:04pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
money truly brings out the real person. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sunderland Vs Arsenal (1 - 4) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 1:02pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
AbuMaryam1: You must be watching from Uganda. looks like mt everest weed to me. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sunderland Vs Arsenal (1 - 4) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 1:00pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
ova 1.5 arsenal abeg. Meanwhile man u is warming up 4 todays victory. |
Crime › Re: Man Shot Dead In Kano Last Night While Driving In Honda Car With His Wife(photos by hernandson(m): 12:54pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
kai omolomo,chaotic world it is.though i smell politics foul play,they killed only d man!! Nd didnt collect his car* in idris abdul kareems voice* |
Education › Re: Facts That Would Amaze You Even If You Are Intelligent. by hernandson(op): 12:15pm On Oct 29, 2016*. Modified: 2:37pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete! – Crocodiles have four chambered hearts. – Snail is able to move on very sharp pointed needles, knife, razors and vines without being injured because the mucus-like secretion helps to protect its body. |