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Education › Re: If You Are Studying Any Of These Courses In Nigerian Universities beware by hernandson(m): 2:11pm On Oct 30, 2016
Tiny23:
who was am?
dnt knw if i should laugh or reply
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 2:10pm On Oct 30, 2016
Elcapo:
That man referred the
champions league finals 2016
El-classico 2016
Uefa euro finals 2016
FA cup finals 2016
And u think anybody will care about this stupid match he made one or two errors sure!
The penalties were in front of the line man he didn't bat an eye so what do expect the ref to do... but truth be told, the redcard/second yellow was bulsit i would say
and dat all i wanted to hear.thanks
Romance › Re: My Affair With The Neighbour (A Short Romantic Story) by hernandson(m): 6:59am On Oct 30, 2016
need is a little rest," I responded, trying to keep my voice frail and tired. "Ok," he said and I sighed with relief as he stood up. "Just call me if anything changes. I would try to make it back on time." "No need to cut short your fun for me, honey. Enjoy yourself. I would be fine," I said. He nodded and gave me a kiss on the forehead before leaving. As soon as I heard his car drive out of the compound, I immediately got up to take a shower. I also shaved my vagina and tried to pick the sexiest outfit to wear. I settled for a blue strapless dress that hugged and showcased my curves sexily. I decided to ditch the underwear and seconds later, I was knocking on David's door. His breath caught as soon as he saw me standing there. I quickly entered, not wishing to be seen by others we might know. Fifteen minutes later, I was completely naked and lying down on his bed as David trailed kisses down my spine. He was gentle and sensual as he licked down my back to the dip of my ass. His hands caressed my ass cheeks as he went, spreading and releasing them. When he spread my cheeks open, I felt the coolness of the air which aroused me for some reason. I moaned as his mouth moved all around my ass, kissing and even nibbling gently. He sat up and cradled his dick between my cheeks, sandwiching it tightly, then he began to slowly move up and down, his dick sliding between the crack of my ass. He groaned as he did this and it turned me on so much, I felt wetness on the sheets under my pussy. I had never had pre-intimacy quite like this and it was really thrilling. After a few minutes, he removed his dick and brought his tongue to the entrance of my asshole. He leant forward so he was almost lying on me and began to kiss my neck while whispering sexy compliments in my ears. I moaned in response and gave a sharp sigh when his tongue entered my asshole. I did not believe how completely arousing he was as he slid that thumb in and out, especially considering the fact that he was not even lubed up. He removed his thumb, sliding it forward to gather some juice from my pussy then returned it to my asshole. Again and again, he did this, fucking my asshole so good that I began to buck my ass upward, wanting more. "Shh..." he said into my ear. "Slow down babe." I did, returning to lying still as he bleeped me with his thumb. He kept going for minutes, wiggling his thumb inside my ass, stretching me wider and wider. When I was relaxed and all stretched out, he slipped in two fingers in there. I cried out this time and he sat back up. His other hand found its way to my pussy hole and within seconds, he was pumping his hands inside me in both holes. I was panting heavily and moaning loudly at the same time. "Yes, Yes, I'm cumming. Oh God, I'm cumming," I groaned in between pants and he bleeped my hole even more vigorously until I exploded, quaking and cumming all over his hands. As soon as I recovered from my orgasm, he flipped me over and immediately drove his hard cock inside me, fucking me harder and faster. I embraced his movement, revelling in the way he rammed his cock deep and violently into my pussy. Gone were the earlier gentleness and slow-paced loving. His dick was entering me in a few different angles as he bleeped me so desperately. I wrapped my legs around him, gripping his shoulders as I came again. He groaned as the movement got even more exciting due to my orgasm. He bent his head to take one of my boobs in his mouth and sucked hard. I cried out sharply again at the contact, tightening my walls against his cock until he also began to shudder, spilling his seed into me. My phone began to ring almost immediately and I stretched my hand towards the edge of the bed to pick it up. I saw that it was Michael and made a shushing gesture to David before answering it. "Hello love," I said. "Hi. How are you feeling?" He asked, concern evident in his voice. "So much better," I replied as I squirmed a little, David's dick still inside my cunt. "That's good dear. Take care of yourself. I would be home soon," he said, then hung up. I looked up at David who immediately leant down to kiss me. I wrapped my arms around his neck, all thoughts of Michael disappearing from my head.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 6:44am On Oct 30, 2016
Elcapo:
That was the best referee of the year mark clattenburg, what more could you have asked for?
I don't think he was bias in anyway
Man u failed miserably undecided
talk about d penalty appeal and the red card given. because someone is d best doesnt mean they are perfect.
Education › Re: Facts That Would Amaze You Even If You Are Intelligent. by hernandson(op): 6:25am On Oct 30, 2016
Perfecttouch:
you are a big idiot. Op said feel free to correct anyone u feel is wrong. Must you show ur stupidy to prove a point which eventually you are wrong at according to people?
dats what a fanatics does,nw he used jus a point to rule out d others
Education › Re: Facts That Would Amaze You Even If You Are Intelligent. by hernandson(op): 6:22am On Oct 30, 2016
isiaka007:
"The bulletproof vest was
actually invented by a pizza
delivery guy from Detroit USA,
after he was shot twice on
the job". So I'm wondering, he didn't quit his job but still kept up with it despite the
never say never,ppl dnt knw hw crime rate was at detroit back,everybody hate chris did an episode of d pizza guy
Education › Re: If You Are Studying Any Of These Courses In Nigerian Universities beware by hernandson(m): 6:16am On Oct 30, 2016
Doyin400l:
@op..Shut d f.u ,accreditation is Just a temporary thing . I know of some courses among the above list that have gained back their accreditation fully. Stop spreading false hood.
bros if u dnt mind its nt until you yell,u can jus quote his wrong in an educative manner with prove,i mean reference.
Education › Re: If You Are Studying Any Of These Courses In Nigerian Universities beware by hernandson(m): 6:12am On Oct 30, 2016
Tiny23:
Unilag can never be on such list
dat one na wash
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 6:05am On Oct 30, 2016
Elcapo:
Maybe if they could continue d pressure on and on there could have been a goal but then he made a stupid tactical substitution that reduced the game tempo....
Why would u sub mata for fellaini when you needed chances to be created and goals to be scored, i mean who does that?!l
we had a red card,d ref was bias,he had to b defensive.though i wud av preferred carrick nd a winger though
Politics › Re: Fatima Buhari: N100,000 Paid As Bride Price At Her Wedding by hernandson(m): 7:45pm On Oct 29, 2016
stsinner:
yeah bro,40+
blood of zacharia...nawa o,then she was meant to be free
Nairaland General › Re: Man Lifts Bag Of Cement With His Teeth? (Photos) by hernandson(m): 7:24pm On Oct 29, 2016
mr frank does bag of rice and generator in ikorodu tho. Check my profile,u would c me carrying a mekano with my teeth sef.
Nairaland General › Re: Man Lifts Bag Of Cement With His Teeth? (Photos) by hernandson(m): 7:18pm On Oct 29, 2016
mr frank does bag of rice and generator in ikorodu tho
Education › Re: Facts That Would Amaze You Even If You Are Intelligent. by hernandson(op): 7:07pm On Oct 29, 2016
shurlar50:
If your upper arm is shorter with a long tongue, its very possible. A simple way to lick your elbow is to lie down on a bed/flat table or desk, if you are right handed, angle your right arm to the right like this (<wink or if you prefer the left hand, angle your left arm to your left (>wink to form greater than or less than sign, then gently lower your head and stick your tongue to meet your elbow. The trick is to make sure you have something to support your arm while at it.
I dont have a picture to show you, if una still no believe, u must be related to Thomas oo.
even u sef don confuse
Politics › Re: Fatima Buhari: N100,000 Paid As Bride Price At Her Wedding by hernandson(m): 7:04pm On Oct 29, 2016
stsinner:
you want to pay more 100k for one 40yr old woman
40yrs?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 7:02pm On Oct 29, 2016
Elcapo:
Now is the fücking time to sack this shit of a coach jose- fücking-mourinho is d greatest scam in football history
y blame mourinho,man u had 49 shot, ibra couldnt convert 1
Education › Re: Facts That Would Amaze You Even If You Are Intelligent. by hernandson(op): 2:40pm On Oct 29, 2016
shurlar50:
Welldone Op, there are some really amazing facts in your post. However, I think the fact Elephants are the only animals that cant jump is a false one, rhinos and hippos cant jump also, same with sloths. Another false fact is that it is impossible to lick one's elbow; it is very possible so far you have a balancing support for your arm while at it.
send a picture or idntblivit 4 d tongue nd elbow
Education › Re: Facts That Would Amaze You Even If You Are Intelligent. by hernandson(op): 2:33pm On Oct 29, 2016
Teempakguy:
see this Mumu guy. Turritopsis dorhnii is NOT Hydra. In the same way humans are not chimpanzees. They share the same family but different genus.

Hydra itself is a separate genus and does not contain any jellyfish. Next time, think before you post random bullshit you think are counterpoints on the internet in the name of scoring cheap points. that goes for you too.
have u finish wailing?,now do ur research again.and no one is fightin 4 point,it just ur mentality.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 2:18pm On Oct 29, 2016
let rashford or martial start and ibra on d bench,hw c hw tins would go fine.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 2:15pm On Oct 29, 2016
obibanks:
As a man utd fan. I really don't understand Mourinhos tactics at times. Can't he just rest Ibrahimovic and start Rashford or Martial as the main striker. He's really making panic selections and making me believe Guardiolas comments about being a long ball specialist.
kai bros u get sense,ibra has bin wasteful
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sunderland Vs Arsenal (1 - 4) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 2:11pm On Oct 29, 2016
Shedysworld:
grin grin Giroud on fire
should we call 911?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sunderland Vs Arsenal (1 - 4) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 2:09pm On Oct 29, 2016
rychard:
God abeg make answer draw this game, my ticket must not spoil ,god abeg o o o o
ur prediction could nt stand d test of ht,talkless ft
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sunderland Vs Arsenal (1 - 4) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 2:04pm On Oct 29, 2016
AbuMaryam1:
My laff will come last
issoright
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: How Pogba's Transfer To Manchester United Truly Happened In 10 Pictures by hernandson(m): 2:03pm On Oct 29, 2016
that nigga killed it,nice write up op
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sunderland Vs Arsenal (1 - 4) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 1:58pm On Oct 29, 2016
hehehe 1-1 and 1.5 enters either way,if them like play 100-1 sef.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sunderland Vs Arsenal (1 - 4) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 1:21pm On Oct 29, 2016
purplekayc:
epl title contenders this tym

arsenal,chelsea.Liverpool,city
its not only city,its town u will. So u didnt put tothenham,but u saw it fit 4 chelsea because they beat man u bah
Politics › Re: Fatima Buhari: N100,000 Paid As Bride Price At Her Wedding by hernandson(m): 1:12pm On Oct 29, 2016
i taught even bride price should have inflated o
Politics › Re: EFCC To Seize Patience Jonathan’s Property Nationwide by hernandson(m): 1:06pm On Oct 29, 2016
let them do it first sha. All dis loots collected na stil tourism our oga at d top go use am do
Christianity Etc › Re: Winners Pastors Fight Dirty In Lagos Over N16.5m Church Land Commission by hernandson(m): 1:04pm On Oct 29, 2016
money truly brings out the real person.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sunderland Vs Arsenal (1 - 4) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 1:02pm On Oct 29, 2016
AbuMaryam1:
You must be watching from Uganda.
looks like mt everest weed to me.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Sunderland Vs Arsenal (1 - 4) On 29th October 2016 by hernandson(m): 1:00pm On Oct 29, 2016
ova 1.5 arsenal abeg. Meanwhile man u is warming up 4 todays victory.
Crime › Re: Man Shot Dead In Kano Last Night While Driving In Honda Car With His Wife(photos by hernandson(m): 12:54pm On Oct 29, 2016
kai omolomo,chaotic world it is.though i smell politics foul play,they killed only d man!! Nd didnt collect his car* in idris abdul kareems voice*
Education › Re: Facts That Would Amaze You Even If You Are Intelligent. by hernandson(op):
Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete!
– Crocodiles have four chambered hearts.
– Snail is able to move on very sharp pointed needles, knife, razors
and vines without being injured because the mucus-like secretion
helps to protect its body.

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