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Phone/Internet MarketRe: Samsung Galaxy Note 8 For Sale At Give Away Price by heternal(op): 8:29pm On Mar 19, 2020
heternal:
Black Samsung Galaxy Note 8 in mint condition
No Scratch no Crack

6GB | 64GB

Location: Lagos
WhatsApp: http:///2348134788494

Price: 75k


Available
Phone/Internet MarketSamsung Galaxy Note 8 For Sale At Give Away Price by heternal(op):
Black Samsung Galaxy Note 8 in mint condition
No Scratch no Crack

6GB | 64GB

Location: Lagos
WhatsApp: http:///2348134788494

Price: 75k

PropertiesRe: Shared Office Space For Rent At Victoria Island, Lagos by heternal(op): 2:47pm On Jan 22, 2020
A hyper modern Meeting/Conference room also available at the same location.

Our rates are charged per hourly

PropertiesShared Office Space For Rent At Victoria Island, Lagos by heternal(op): 2:16pm On Jan 17, 2020
Do you need a 14 or 15 Sqr metre office space that can seat 6 staff at Victoria Island that ticks all the boxes:

* Great work environment
* Mainone fibre optics internet
* Shared Receptionist services.
* Daily Tea & Coffee
* Shared Kitchen
* A conference room.
* Parking space.
It's entirely plug and play. . .all you need for work is available.

Legacy Serviced Offices - 1619 Danmole Street off Adeola Odeku, Victoria Island, Lagos.

Call/WhatsApp: 08134788494

PropertiesRe: This Is The Real Fact Why Miniflats & Self Contained Are In High Demand In Citie by heternal: 12:05am On Jan 11, 2020
XplosiveTruth:
Let me state here that am into real estate marketing and consultancy and am speaking with facts and authority on this issue

The demand for Miniflats and A room self contained apartments is unprecendented in recent time.

The reason is very simple - alarming rate of poverty among Nigerians especially those staying in the cities with Lagos as a focal point

As a real estate outfit, we get hundreds of enquiries for Miniflats and A room self contained apartments and statistically, the number of men or women with families is higher in proportion than those who are single individuals

From stats deduced, majority of these people, are mostly moving from 2, 3, or even 4 bedrooms and some from duplexes to mostly miniflats apartments to be able to house their families in the face of harsh reality of high rising cost of rents

Now, there is so much pressure on Miniflats and A room self contained apartments that you can imagine in areas of Lagos like OGBA, ojodu, ogudu, Sabo, Yaba, Maryland, average cost of rent for decent miniflats is N400,000 with some going for N600,000 to even N1 million for a 'common' miniflats. These are amount that were just enough to rent 2, 3 and even 4 bedrooms just few years ago!

If you doubt these figures, you need to do away with just online searches and come into the field to know what is really happening! Whenever an agent tells you a miniflat goes for N250,000, N300,000 or even N350,000 in those areas I mentioned, brace yourself to see dilapidated structures, apartments and building that are either located in far inside roads that are not really motorable or apartments that you would not even want to stay with your family even if given for free to do so!

By the time they then add Agency, agreement, Damages and other sundry charges, you would be forced to take your apartment searches to the surburds like Ikorodu, Ijegun, inside bariga, Badagry, ibafo, Waawa, and other far flung areas that have cheaper apartments with even better structures but too far from the city centres and come with high cost of transportation to access.

Of course, that seems to be the strategy of the high cost of rents within those choice areas so that those who can't afford them can gradually be inching and moving closer to their villages!
Do you've a Miniflat in Maryland, with 2 baths and 1 toilet.
Thanks
LiteratureFeminism Gone South by heternal(op): 6:55pm On Jan 05, 2020
Woe betides the dog that takes succor in a Calabar man's house, hoping to hide from the storm - the unique aroma of Dog-meat pepper soup and Nkwobi is soon divulged.

Whilst the world was basking in the euphoria of Christmas, a few Nigerian ladies were venting their discontent against the popular African moniker - Father Christmas. They'd argued that the name should be left as Santa Claus. In their words "Father Chrismas was gender biased." Some of these wannabe feminist even mock the veracity of Jesus' ministry, since he didn't have a female disciple, he is unworthy of their followership. "I'm a modern, independent and trendy lady!" we often hear them say, wagging their tongue with reckless abandon.

The Feminism movement ab-inito was about the inclusion of the feminine gender in our collective patrimony; she deserves the same opportunities bequeathed to her male counterpart, she had the right of suffrage, she was never to be tagged a second citizen, e.t.c. Feminist like Chief Oluwafunmilayo Ransome-Kuti in the spirit of patriotism to this course once led a protest against a local ruler in Abeokuta - Sir Ladapo Ademola II, they kicked him off his seat for his unfair treatment to the market women. Greater educational opportunities for women and girls was brought to fore by Madame Ransom-Kuti, without leaving out the enforcement of sanitary regulations, provision of health care and other social services for women. A far cry from what our Twitter feminist are up to in our days.

Even the global media mogul who is also a feminist - Oprah Winfrey has a girls-only school in South Africa dubbed Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls. The edifice had cost her an arm and a leg, all in pursuance of the education-for-a-girl-child movement. But what we've here in obodo-Nigeria are some loose cannons flapping their buttocks on Instagram, spewing venom into thin air. Rather than helping the girl child, their argument has always been about who should wash the dishes and cook the meals. They've loads of hurts from the past they are not willing to face, hence such repugnant energy metamorphose into psuedo activism. Like the first law of Thermodynamics: Energy can neither be destroyed nor created, energy can only be changed from one form to another.

These wannabe feminist can do everything without a Man, because all men are scum, all men are snakes, all men are dogs. . .they are independent ladies until a cockroach or rat comes visiting, our brother Nnamdi saves the day!

Seek healing.
Help the girl child.
Our thoughts, prayers and love are with you.
Technology MarketRe: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by heternal: 1:47pm On Dec 24, 2019
frinx:
For sale

[s]Samsung Note 9
Blue
T-Mobile & Frp( below 5k unlock)
Phone only
Already in Lagos
100,000[/s]

iPhone 8
Space grey
64gb
Factory unlocked
Phone only
Already in Lagos
80,000
Available?
Phone/Internet Market. by heternal(op):
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Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by heternal: 8:31am On Dec 18, 2019
heternal:
Black Samsung Galaxy Note 8 for Sale or Swap
No issue. In perfect condition. Will give the charger too!

Call/WhatsApp 08134788494
80K
still available
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by heternal: 2:33pm On Dec 17, 2019
Black Samsung Galaxy Note 8 for Sale or Swap
No issue. In perfect condition. Will give the charger too!

Call/WhatsApp 08134788494
80K

Technology MarketSamsung Galaxy S7 by heternal(op):
Samsung Galaxy S7 Gold
PhonesRe: I Want To Try Apple Out, Samsung NOTE 8 Up For grasp!!! by heternal(op): 5:46pm On Dec 10, 2019
Still available
Technology Market. by heternal(op):
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Technology MarketRe: Mint Factory unlocked Gold Iphone 8 64gb quick sale 85k[sold] by heternal: 9:45am On Dec 10, 2019
How do I reach you now
PhonesRe: US Used Phones Available Here by heternal: 9:41am On Dec 10, 2019
henrixx:
Iphone 11red 64gb with acessories... 255k

Iphone 7...60k

Iphone 8..95k

Iphone 7plus 128gb.. 105k

Iphone xr white chip unlock... 128k

Samsung s10... 140k

Samsung s9... 83k

Samsung s9plus(tiny crack)... 80k


iPhone 8 available?
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by heternal: 3:28pm On Dec 08, 2019
My 3 month old Samsung Galaxy Note 8 for Sale. Clean as new. Price: 90k

Reason for sale I want to switch to Apple.

Call/Whatspp - 08134788494

PhonesRe: I Want To Try Apple Out, Samsung NOTE 8 Up For grasp!!! by heternal(op): 10:03pm On Dec 04, 2019
HisExcellence:
Can u swap with iPhone 7 factory unlocked.
Ooops.

I actually want an iPhone 8 or 8plus
PhonesRe: I Want To Try Apple Out, Samsung NOTE 8 Up For grasp!!! by heternal(op): 2:38pm On Dec 04, 2019
Timileyin1234:
Wetin Nairalanders do u o
Lol. . . I wan vex buy the Iphone X sef as you talk am. But mehnnn I go drink garri without sugar for 2 months be that grin
PhonesRe: I Want To Try Apple Out, Samsung NOTE 8 Up For grasp!!! by heternal(op): 2:33pm On Dec 04, 2019
ammyluv2002:
Me too! I want to drop my note 8 for iPhone. I just want to have a feel of the device. I have been on Samsung for ages, but it's time to move on and try other brands. Let's say iPhone or Huawei....
As in ehn. . . Except that Huawei is still android na. Let's switch completely
PhonesRe: I Want To Try Apple Out, Samsung NOTE 8 Up For grasp!!! by heternal(op): 2:31pm On Dec 04, 2019
Timileyin1234:
Why u no start from iPhone 4 since u wan to start from low spec. Yen yen yen
Add 130k com and collect neat iPhone X
Lmao.
Nairalanders sha. grin
PhonesRe: I Want To Try Apple Out, Samsung NOTE 8 Up For grasp!!! by heternal(op): 2:31pm On Dec 04, 2019
Timileyin1234:
Why u no start from iPhone 4 since u wan to start from low spec. Yen yen yen
Add 130k com and collect neat iPhone X
Lmao.
Nairalanders sha. ���
PhonesRe: I Want To Try Apple Out, Samsung NOTE 8 Up For grasp!!! by heternal(op): 2:29pm On Dec 04, 2019
timijoseph01:
Swap with Mint iphone 8 Gold chip
I'm in!
Let's do this
PhonesRe: I Want To Try Apple Out, Samsung NOTE 8 Up For grasp!!! by heternal(op): 9:23am On Dec 04, 2019
heternal:
Specs?
?
PhonesRe: I Want To Try Apple Out, Samsung NOTE 8 Up For grasp!!! by heternal(op): 11:53pm On Dec 03, 2019
Captiveportal:
why not swap with iPhone x or sell it and join money to buy the latest iPhones
.
True. . . But because I'm new on this whole Apple thing, I want to begin with a relatively low spec, hence my guys recommended I go for the iPhone 8 or 8 plus, as a beginner that I'm. . Since our elders say it's safer to test the depth of a river with just a leg.
PhonesRe: I Want To Try Apple Out, Samsung NOTE 8 Up For grasp!!! by heternal(op): 11:41pm On Dec 03, 2019
Maisamari1994:
What's the price
I intend to swap with an iPhone 8 or 8plus
PhonesRe: I Want To Try Apple Out, Samsung NOTE 8 Up For grasp!!! by heternal(op): 11:40pm On Dec 03, 2019
Johnpaul1099:
25k
Specs?
PhonesI Want To Try Apple Out, Samsung NOTE 8 Up For grasp!!! by heternal(op):
I've always been a Samsung enthusiast; I've handled almost all their phone line-ups up on to Note 9. But now I use a Note 8, and I can almost say I've seen it all with Samsung, and I don' tire.

Lemme test Apple biko. Who has iPhone 8 or 8+ for swap. Who knows, i might end up becoming a die hard Apple fan.

My 2 months old Galaxy Note 8 is In perfect condition.
Call/WhatsApp - 08134788494

Location: Lagos State

PhonesRe: Come And Pick-up Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge by heternal(op): 11:20am On May 31, 2019
heternal:
I just got a Samsung s9+ yesterday so I need to sell my S7 edge (Gold colour) no issues. . .whatsapp me on 08134788494 for pick-up, price is 65k. Please no swap!!!!!
Available
PhonesCome And Pick-up Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge by heternal(op):
I just got a Samsung s9+ yesterday so I need to sell my S7 edge (Gold colour) no cracks, no dent, no issues. . .whatsapp me on 08134788494 for pick-up, price is 65k. Please no swap!!!!!

Technology MarketFew Weeks Old Infinix Hot 6 Pro For Sale @ 43k by heternal(op): 9:56pm On Aug 14, 2018
2gb, 16RAM...
Reason for sale: Upgrade.
Call/whatsapp: 08134788494 to pick it up.

LiteratureDid You Know How To "Eat" Cane by heternal(op): 1:56pm On Jun 07, 2018
If you ever secondary-schooled in Nigeria, then the gravel taste of pankere, koboko, bulala, belt and at unfortunate times wire served by our chalk-gladiators cannot be forgotten. “…spare the rod and spoil the child…” we often heard them say before the meals were served! At such black moments in the staff room we gasped for mercy that seldom came especially at times when a large faculty of teachers were seated in the staffroom awash in beer-parlor gossip…the book of life was opened for the unruly students, the innocent was not left out either!

As “Mr. X” begins to straighten his “head-correcting” tool the class rolls into pandemonium as the antelopes takes cover behind the gallant lions who have erstwhile won themselves the medal of “eating” cane without shaking, begging, crying or even moving.
We celebrated such bravery until we saw a few class-knights who assumed mastery in pankere eating, explode in tears when wire came visiting, their millipede had met uncle’s salt...they’d started valiant, absorbing the strokes with posh semblance, sometimes with their hands buried in their pockets, touting their lips arrogantly until their face and ego fell apart. Tears now pouring out without warning, his palm recklessly surfing his back, yet he refuses to beg Oga-teacher considering the prying eyes of the ubiquitous JSS1 students and the unruly tongue of the JSS3 girls, until Uncle's stroke finds it way to the senior's back just below his neck…The walls of Jericho would fall.

The then cosy and beautiful hens always clutch around the cane "dusting" Cocks with a host of junior students flocking around them as school-sons and daughters whilst the cry-cry seniors walked almost alone. When we the junior students clustered we argued about who gets the crown, we where always Wowed by such feats…

We were eventually blown away the day we saw a then SS2 guy, his name; Festus, absorb about 27 strokes from one of our Oga-na-master teachers without moving an inch off the stretcher he was strapped to, on the assembling ground. Silence prevailed on that cold morning, a little sob would crash his big-boyism reputation, canes where shredded to splinters, then changed. Slaps and spankings were featured yet senior Festus didn’t move….after the meal was over, he jumped off the four-footed wooden beast and bounced away. My joy as a JSS2 student knew no bounds…We clapped and cheered in our hearts, for the king had been found.

Unfortunately i was never such a brave cane-dusting senior. "Please Sir i will not do it again" wasn't far from my lips...I wish i was.

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