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harlos:

Take is easy ma'am
Don't get him wrong, he was only trying to be nice.
Everybody has his/her own reason for coming here.

I'm always here to relax myself with whatever i request for

Be cool, there us nothing like that.

Good morning.



Jbluv please be nice to my madam.

Ok sir. Many thanks for all said. How have you been?

tunde705: could you be kind enough to mention the names of those you are fond of here...

LordReed, Elantracey, Acidosis, Specialist900 and Obinoscopy among others.
We speak often though I've not been privileged to meet any physically. I really hope we do meet someday either here or at the other side

Acidosis: 16) Last crush?
My Nl mom: HFOG

For real? :O
We gotta crush that crush dear son.

Jbluv55:

Which drink would you want sire?

*whispers to him*.....as for the babe....erm....just keep your eyes open sire .

Do they share babes here? Thought I heard this was a different kinda bar. Dre11 and Harlos where are you two? Sure you guys didn't connive to bring me here? Me should get me outta here asap.

Jbluv55: *Laughs @ her with amazement seeing that she didn't catch the joke *.........

Good morning ma'am .

*whispers to her*.....did you at any point feel I took offense?

That video I put was just showing what might have happened to your cake noni . And don't mind me and Luxanne, we've always been like Tom and Jerry .

Don't mind me sir. Getting to know you jare so I know better next time. How art thou?

LordReed: Naah she isn't rather had a fun weekend with lots of celebrations and impromptu parties then arrived into a busy Monday.

How is your little girl and hubby?

We're blessed dear brother. Met you on one kinda thread like that .... *clears throat*
Are we safe sir? Is there something you're not telling moi?

AriDsexy: My night was good,slept like a baby,trust u did too.I must say,ur very polite in ur responses,really nice
As for my monicker,my name is Arion,my surname begins with letter D,some friends call me sexy .,dts how I came about d name.
As for questions to ask u,the've all been asked and answered already.Nice day.

Many thanks ma'am for your pleasant words. How else do I stay outta trouble save by being polite? Moreover, I don't think there is anything to gain from rudeness. Never mind my long lectures ma. Me is a teacher and mother. Almost an unconscious thing. Talking is almost always my pleasure.
So what does the 'sexy' addendum in your moniker mean?

bosun11: lol..but i asked first nau....when i see yours...

I know you asked first na. Didn't I also answer your question before I asked mine? Anyway if you are waiting for mine before you upload, you might be in for a long one dear. Suit yourself sir. Whatever works for you.

MizMyColi: Yes Ma'am, yours?

Short. Looking forward to a longer one tonight. Really stressed. How was your own day ma?

Krall: Here. Are you for real about being scared? What makes you think you've offended persons here that much?

Obinoscopy: *grins*

Expect more .

A lady of your virtue needs to be shown to the world to see and appreciate .

You have started abi? Before you succeed in making me blush make I ask if you no see my post where I called you my 'pastor'

krall: I know. It did it for my own safety . Before someone I have offended here catches me outside.

haha. Na so u dey fear? Seems we've derailed. Catch you there!

Tallesty1: lols

my night was good and my height is scary

hope you are good?

I am, Mr. Scary? Really? Do you feel odd among peeps? As in are you shoulder high? For real?

tunde705: HFOG, who on nairaland do you have a crush on?

Wish I could avoid this one. Expected it sooner or later. I wish to think about a crush as a infatuation. I easy get fascinated by people because meeting new persons is one of my hobbies. This has always gotten me into one issue or the other. You know emotions are stronger than knowledge. However, I should say that since I got married those feelings and emotions have drastically reduced. Having crushes online doesn't seem real to me. If you were asking about REAL people, I mean those I meet and know I think I meant have more to say on this. I'm sorry that I'm short of words. Sorry too for this long epistle. I suppose all I'm trying to say is that I do not have a crush on anyone here. However, I have very nice persons I'm fond of.

Truckpusher: honestly I haven't had a good sleep for one week.

I'm super active in the day ,goes home late and remains awake till 5 am watching CI channels , Natgeo or Nairalanding ,sleep for two hours and I'm up again and this cycle continues again and again and it's been like this for three months or more .

My mom said I am walking patient in waiting and I said to her 'nope'


Me self dun dey fear sha ,whether person dun dey get wahala small small.

Hmm...a number of things could be hindering your sleep you know. Are you ready for this sir? As in is this a serious cry for help or you just catching fun? Seems you've transferred those strange feelings to me too.

Truckpusher: That's quite touchy you know..........sometimes we lie over nothing ,just afraid of the unknown

I don't lie too it makes me feel little and cheap.


But some peeps can't handle the truth.......What's your take on this?

Yeah dear, there are persons who do not like the truth at all. They do not want to face reality. While for others they're repelled because the truth is not spoken in love so it has the wrong effect on them.

Jbluv55: Hehehehe, Actually yes! I do have an uncle who owns one in the North . I would hang out there in the evenings after close of work and assist him .

HFOG: Did you actually think I took annoyance at your jokes with Luxanne?

Yep, a little. Wasn't too sure how far I'd pulled that joke. Needed to be careful. I so do not want to be misunderstood. Moreover, we'd barely met and I was all over you pulling your legs. Just thought to caution myself. Thanks for understanding sir.

Jbluv55: Buhahahaha . Would you be needing a drink in place of the cake .

Wouldn't mind at all. Not a fan of soft drinks though. Me wouldn't mind kunu saki. Does that sound like something you can get?

Specialist900: NYSC? Yeah, sch should resume o but these house of reps guys are trying to move it tho I hope it doesn't happen

National Youth Success Camp. Still lost?

LordReed: Are you minding that guy? Joy and peace are scarce commodities not everyone can recognize them.

Hmm...May the good Lord keep us.

Chigold101: u really want me to laugh... Okay i will laugh but there is something will u do for me...

And what could that be sir?

Specialist900: my nite was well. I'm very fine.

The thread has taken a new turn o, and I got lost in the process

How is Debbie doing? Hope your Lord is doing well and your work coming along well

Yes sir, it has. We are all blessed here. Very busy with the NYSC 2014 here. Writing work suspended till end of the programme. School resumes 22nd by His grace. Thanks for everything.

Truckpusher: I have not slept for the past one week ,is it normal?

Am I in some serious trouble?

or this is just one of those stuff that happens to peeps?

Somebody need to tell me something right now ,honestly.

Before I help you sir, can you tell me why I should believe you are telling the truth.

MizMyColi:

@HFOG: I've answered the questions before now. Thank you for taggin' me.

You're welcome ma'am. Trust your night was refreshing.

Truckpusher: Nothing much sha!

I kinda find it hard to believe what you wrote initially........You could be lying ,why should I believe you?

Hmm...Hard to believe? Why? Yep, I could be lying but I don't lie anymore. One, I've got no reason to lie. Who I wan impress abi who I dey fear wey wan beat me at this stage of my life. Me gat a daughter and if I still lie then I've got a long way to go. Where I go start her training from. That aside, most important reason why I don't lie anymore is that I don't belong to the father of all liars. God has saved me and that I'm eternally indebted to him for. So lying ain't part of me anymore. Whatcha think?

Truckpusher: I swear I haven't met great peeps like you here in a long time.


#RESPECT

But again, why do I have this strange feeling about you?

Greatly humbled and honoured by your kind words. Maybe a little shy and speechless too.
I'm interested in that strange feeling. Can we talk about it?

iyabodeh: I like dogs, angry looking ones that can scare you but are actuallly just little sissies. my mum had cats, I once toldd cats teaches agility.

So do you own one or your admiration for them never reach that level. Cats...the secret of my love for them is their ability to handle rats. I so hate rats...in fact I should add that I'm practically scared of them. Cats I've stayed with have been neat. You never see their wastes around unlike dogs. Don't know if it's training or it's natural with all cats.

Specialist900: so far so good the day's been well.

Morning sir. Lots going on here. Thought I'd see your around yesterday. How was your night and how are you doing?

Tallesty1: Good morning. How was your night and your height?

iyabodeh: Rich is a relative term. Satisfaction is rich. I didn't necessarily meant monetary.


HFOG: do you have a pet?

No ma'am, I don't even though I love cats and dogs. Do you have one? Your question reminds me of Seun's fascination with dogs and pets. Are you also crazy about them?

Truckpusher: Wait a minute.


You know this guy so much? huh?

And currently his wifey is out of town and you have this info ?

Aren't you guys too close for comfort?

Just guessing sha!

*SCRATCHES MY FOREHEAD*

Feel free to guess and ask jare. Nofin do you. Trust your night was fine. A very good morning to you sir. Great having you around. Hilarious moniker you've got. Am I to answer your questions for real? Would have preferred LordReed to do the answering oh! Anyhow. He's my big brother that's why I know him so much. About his wifey being outta town bla bla bla...stop thinking in that direction. We're worlds apart and I'm happily married too. About being too 'close for comfort', can I ask whose comfort you're referring to here. Don't let me overtalk jare. He's family and family is family - that should suffice for now.
Am I free to ask my own questions sir? Thanks again

HFOG: Amen. How have you been?

Long time, Doc. Happy New Month. How have you been? Strike and all. It's been a while. Trust all is well with you. Stay fine and keep in touch. Have a fruitful day.