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Can Nigerians agree that Egypt have a better military than ours? 🤨

JoeEeL:
Plus-sized??

Person carry yansh like hippo, u say na plus-sized?

Nairaland with its exceedingly annoying word substitutions.

😂

JoeEeL:
Go for it. Ull make it.

Or lemme say ur chances are high if u play ur cards right and ur expectation is reasonable.

E go hard at d start sha.

Most of the so called pastors ure looking at today started out one day by asking themselves this very question ure asking

🤲🏽

JoeEeL:
Haha, u are right. I was telling one sheeple exactly what you're saying here about a month ago, the sheeple was in so much pain to believe he's been lied to since birth.

You know that their imaginary heaven, its so much pain for them to realise they've been scammed all along, so they become sentimental.

I told the guy point-blank that majority of nigerian pastors are more atheist / agnostic / freethinking than you or I would ever. These people don't believe in God AT ALL. As in they are hardcore "unbelievers". But they just have to play to the gallery to keep milking the sheep.

i still dey reason this church business.. Cos the way 9ja be now ehn

Nigeria Army dey tell us to pray for dem to overcome security challenges 😂 😂... But when dem wan embezzle ammunition funds, dem no need our prayers 😂

This country na series sha 😂

Pastorjohn2:
The God I serve can NEVER allow a man that practices pre marital sex and adultery to becomes a gospel singer.

Davido has cursed his generations with his evil acts and satanic music. That's why God took the life of that unfortunate child to serve as a lesson but he refuses to learn!

Tbh, you be crazy f00ĺ..

Sleekfingers:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Una no go kill person with laugh for this nairaland

But na truth i talk 😁

Smh

Wisejohnson47:
Can GOD please ask that angel to test the trumpet, I don tired 😩😴😴😴

You mean Trumpet wey humans invent 😭🤣

When Africa go move forward?

Sheistoopretty:
Nigerian Men are Use_less


All of them

You and i both know the kind of women we have in Nigeria as well 😁

Allahu Akboomb 💣 💥

JoeEeL:
So painful. Simple questions they cannot ask. And these are people whose field does not joke with clinical trials.

I no blame these sheep sha.. They just need something to hold on to and have hope. So their pastors takes advantage.

JoeEeL:
Very foolish followers. Their O.G (Original Gangster), sorry, G.O said he drinks tea with their god via bluetooth.

How can such a phenomenon happen yet nigerian xtians are complaining about hardship. By now, we should be having a tea-fest! You by now suppose don dey swim inside bournvita.

You'd expect nigerians by now should be drowning in torrential pools of lipton mixed with better cowbell.

Set awon afofungbemu.

he said he used handkerchief to regrow a breast... But where is the woman?? No evidence 😂 😂

Funny thing be say Doctors go dey among the congregation wey shout "praise the Lord" 😭 😂

JoeEeL:
U dey mind these people. Watch out, small time na, them go post title for nairaland front page saying

"See 3 slice of yams I bought for 1,000 naira. Help! Do they sell it cheaper in your area?"

They find it hard to accept that life doesn't care about your beliefs!!!

JoeEeL:
Hohoho, you should have just posted this meme.

lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

richeeyo:
please how Is Nigeria a threat to America
Which school do you fools of today attend

They're the kind of people who say Nigeria would have been competing with USA, UK, Germany, Russia, China etc if we had good leaders. 😁

JoeEeL:
You know nigerians are not logical in reasoning.

The guy doesn't even realise his statement is illogical, as short as it is?

It's actually a sin to use Common sense when it comes to religion 😂 😂

JoeEeL:
The people shouting "ebi n pa wa"...

What percentage do u think are theists?

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Be like say Christians no dey face economic hardship for naija oo 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

JoeEeL:
That destiny helper is the funniest. One day I deh discuss with one banny, she dey tell me say she deh pray may god provide destiny helper for her.

Men, I have never felt so irritated in my life.

Imagine, having a discussion with a typical enlightened mind, and ure saying u want a destiny helper. Like what madness! Just admit, u guys lack the balls or the organisation to confront the government or revolute. Simple and short. Then continue in ur hardship and suffering.

Ewo tun ni destiny helper? Who destiny helper epp?

bro you dey burst my head 😂 😂

Wetin you expect from people wey their G.O tell dem to pray that their Neighbours beg from them 😂