₦airaland Forum

JSMMUYIWA:
Never mind that lady jare! U nko? Hope you wudn't mind to volunteer? Just to keep warm and fit!?

i no fit volunteer..xhowi.

starlingslimnet:
This one pass firewoood ooo ..the mother of the father of my mother died and they are doing the funeral service tomorrow. So we had visitors of great number and my sister who normally do the cooking went somewhere so I had to do the cooking....Na so so rice I dey cook since ooo....

I hate cooking.

lol,upele o o

chisombenedicta:
Hostel...u?

hostel naani..gat no choice.offk na mani nd stress bt dat overcrowding nd no privacy stuf*cry cry*

chisombenedicta:
Lol..plus thieving of tins ...they will manage na

dis wey u do grin since mawin,r u gonna stay in d hostel or offcampus?

Kunlexic:
Of the greatest Ife! GREAT!!!
Articulated IFe! GREAT!!!
Ever-conscious Ife! GREAT!!!
Of the greatest gbogbo! Gbogbo!
Of the greatest gbagba! Gbagba!
Of the greatest pawon! Pawon!
Of the greatest siwon! Siwon


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You can now go back to what you were doing..Good evening and Happy weekend

mtchee....w

chisombenedicta:
Not really...

ow den do dey live? overcrowding buruku...

starlingslimnet:
Mehn...am damn tired

u split firewood

vickray:
Well since dat advise is bad, what about swimming in hot oil

lol,chai,lwmkd,vickray o o o...i dey rol 4 ground,my ribs dey ache..

chisombenedicta:
Up to 14 sef

chai,z d rum dat big?

vickray:
U need warmth?? Go hug transformer. u go get pass warmth sef

lol,chai..haba vickray,u no lyk am at al o

Augusti:
The hostel is too overcrowded, imagine 10 people in a small room; it has no kitchenette, wardrobe proper ventilation, laundry, ... as compared to FUTA hostels. I just hope they renovate it

i hed itz twelve per room o o o

MizPink:
am so sowi if misquoted what course are u going in for

welcome...

sketcherJ:
yea,u got me dere,by d way I wasn't calling u kwantinu, if u are familiar with the threads on nairaland,u should know, kwantinu is actually a funny way of saying continue, anoda example is issorait, which means its all right, need I say more senorita?

okay..lol.sowi,i didnt no.

starlingslimnet:
I forsee a war

lol

starlingslimnet:
I tire for then

i waz refering 2 u.

sketcherJ:
Important Information:

Good day friends and love ones, please disregard the rumour circulating in social media that President Buhari Short-Listed my NAME in his Ministerial List, though he called me, but I turned-down the offer. Thanks for your concern.
Have a fruitful day ahead..

i didnt even believe wen i heard d rumour..THREAD DERAILER

sketcherJ:
let's resume ist

abi..resume 4st nd b done wif clearance nd all

starlingslimnet:
Wait... you have the Nairaland app?

nairaland app? wat do u min? y did u ask?

starlingslimnet:
Yea there is a limit to it: You can only print it as long as JAMB exist.

cwiously,u r nt cwious...der z practicaly no limit 2 it den..tanx al d same

chisombenedicta:
Not sure

tanx

no one answerd my question..i askd if there z a limit 2 wen d admision leta can b printd.

starlingslimnet:
Why you guys come like Ladies like this ehn......nawa for una ooo

c d pot calling d kettle black

starlingslimnet:
You guyd need help or Ladies?

lol,abi na

sketcherJ:
make me understand den,maybe haywhy221 understands kwantinu

STOP calling me kwantinu

i assumd she waz a he wen she sed she waz goin 4 nursing nd alxo mentioned sumtin abt male nurses being cool..i later knew she z a she wen i saw d gender.

sketcherJ:
she is a he who just discovered she is a she?ok I am sure luvbro understands kwantinu

duh!so childish

HaneefahRN:
Take high five! I gbadun u. Same here o. Ok, don't worry ur secret is safe with me.

tanx jae*smiles*

sketcherJ:
she is a he who just discovered she is a she?ok I am sure flairlady
understands kwantinu

u didnt undastood wat i meant.and stop callin me kwantinu.

sketcherJ:
hmmn,drop your number for d boys

mr silly,lol.i tink she z a he.ew just discovered she z a she..sorry.

HaneefahRN:
Lolz, 'Starlingslimnet to the rescue 'made me remember a cartoon I do watch on Nick Jnr- Paw Patrol to the rescue. *Covers face* yh, say it, I'm still a baby.

no nid 2 b ashamed,we all do or av watchd cartoons.*whispers*let me tel u sumtin if it wud make u fil beta,i do watch spongebob squarepants.hush,dnt say a word,itz a secret.

sketcherJ:
u keep derailing the thread,kwantinu

wu b kwantinu*angry mood*

does d admission letter have a limit 2 wen u can print it?