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Romance / Re: I Am Deeply And Truly In LOVE But, !!! by Hoshea: 5:56pm On Jan 19, 2013 |
Yo a strong hustler broda, make a strong decision broda. |
Jokes Etc / So So So So Funny Woo by Hoshea: 4:01pm On Dec 12, 2012 |
Lady:"Do you smoke?" Guy:"Yes I do." Lady:"How many packs per day?" Guy:"3 packs." Lady:"How much per pack?" Guy:"$10.00 per pack." Lady:"And for how long have you been smoking?" Guy:"15 years." Lady:"So one pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending in a month at $900.In a year it would be $10,800,correct?" Guy:"Correct." Lady:"If in one year you spend $10,800,not accounting for inflation,the past 15 years puts you spending a total of $162,000,correct?" Guy:"Correct." Lady:"Do you know if you hadn't smoke,that money could have been put in a interest saving account and after accounting for compound interest for 15 years,you could have by now bought a Ferrari??" Guy:"Oh,Do you smoke?" Lady:"No!" Guy:"Then where is your ****ing Ferrari??" One love, 4rom Tanzania |
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