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LiteratureRe: MY CAMPUS LIFE: A Love Gone Wrong {18+ AN EMOTIONAL STORY TO READ} by houseofwags: 5:32pm On Jun 23, 2020
Ciara9251:
�ONE�
THE BEGINNING!!!
My name's Trish.Tricia Parker if we're making counts.My parents are Mr and Mrs Parker,the honourable owners of Gravantees Ville.Like I actually care.Dad and mum were really harsh on me on the course of growing up since I was their only child and they were too scared of letting me out.So technically,I was never really allowed to explore the world like the rest of the people.Hah!It didn't matter anyway cause I still had my ways of going against their bullshit rules without them actually knowing.Yeah yeah!Call it whatever but I'm a bad ass...And also crazy in a way.Haha!Just kidding!So where were we?Yes!So I had gained admission into this popular uni at the far side of Mitzchburg town where James resided.James was my bestfriend.Such sweet lad he was.We've been bestfriends right from kindergarten and ever since then,we've been partner in crimes.You know what I mean.Wink!I never really had a boyfriend.I don't really fancy guys much but when it came to James,it was different.Damn!He was literally good at everything and all I could yearn for,was to have him all to myself without those wacky-ass bitches crowding all around him.Anyway,sit tight people.This is all about me.

"Tricia,hurry up.Today's a big day for all of us"my mum called out from the downstairs.

Hhh!That'll be my mother.Did I mention that she was the paranoid one?Hmm,I must have left that out.Sorry!
"Errgh!So annoying"I muttered under breath.
"Coming mother.I'm almost done"I yelled out tieing up my blue laced sneakers.

"Tricia,come on downstairs honey.It's past 7 already"my dad called out too.

"Seriously!Why can't they just stop yanking?It's not like I'm getting married or anything"I muttered to myself rushing downstairs.

"Oh...There you are my sweet pea!Mm,my you look gorgeous"she said hugging me.
I know!I get that a lot.I was an average teen with really huge sized boobs and a smashing hot looking booty that shook left and right whenever I moved and I guess that's why boys never failed to admire me whenever I walked passed them.Haha!One perks of being adorable.

"Aww...Thanks mum"I said to her taking my box from Josie,our maid.
Hhh!I so hated her.She was so perky and all and I hated the fact that we were of the same age.But no matter,I'm much prettier.Wink!

"So sweedy,hope you packed up everything?You don't wanna leave anything behind"my mum called out to me.

"Yeah.Let's go!"

"Aww...Not so fast baby!I'm really going to miss you"she said hugging me.

Blurf!Such drama.What am I?A kid?Gosh!My mum can be annoying at times

"Mum,quit it please.I'm not a baby ok?"I said pretending to smile.

"Hah,oh you!Take care of yourself okay and don't you forget those advice your dad and I I've been giving you alright?Mama loves you very much"she said wiping the tears off her eyes.

"God!I can't believe I'm stuck with this kind of parents.Imagine,she's crying over me cause I'm going to college?Parents can be really dramatic at times"I said in my mind
"I love you more mum.Bye now!"I said to her wiggling off from her hands

Dad c'mon,let's go"I said getting into the car before my crazy mum started acting out again.She's so annoying.....
Nice work here Jessie. It's Prince Victor. Remember me, right?
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Literature/Writing AdsRe: Fictional Ebook Writer Is Needed by houseofwags: 9:45am On Jun 23, 2020
Emmy991:
Hello
I am in need of an experienced fictional ebook writer. Tbe writer will have to write 30k words in the genre of comedy.
If you are interested, please get back to me as soon as possible.
Regards
That's my work nah. When do we start?
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CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Rising Stars--contacts Of Nollywood Cast(actors/actresses) And Crew by houseofwags: 12:43pm On Oct 23, 2018
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If u are an inspired actor/actress, a movie producer, director, cinematographer, video editor, make up artist ot customier, movie marketer or agent etc. Here is a forum where u can join and learn of new ideas as well as meet or get contacts of people u might need in ur career.
All u v to do is join and drop ur email address not ur phone number. U will receive a mail and directions on how to join the crew.

REASONS WHY YOU MIGHT WANT TO JOIN
- receive and share information about movie productions.
- get answers to any question u might need for ur productions, marketing or auditions
-be alerted of movie auditions or all over Nigeria and have ppl to support u.
-if u v a movie u want to produce, u v a crew right behind u.
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- contacts, everyone needs that. U never know who u might meet.
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- we can also make a movie together.

Contacts and information is what u need in the industry, so get hold of this opportunity and grow stronger. There is a big world out there. If u v any more reasons u think someone should join, pls post it.
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