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Samantha125:
Only my husband has the right to be asking me that question... Like I said, my job here is done.

Go make yourself some friends.

But u had the right to first ask me such a silly question?

brain54:
Beats his meat...

Is an idiomatic expression that refers to guys masturbating. Women mastubate too but it typically isn't used to describe the female act.

Jack off is another expression used to refer to men doing it.

Sorry to derail your thread!

Oga I know all that. I jus dey whyne her

Samantha125:
They don't jack off, because you need to have a pipe to Jack off... They either use vibrators, dildos, cucumbers, or finger themselves.

It's like you don't have adult friends... Are you sure you're not a 15 years old child?

So which one did u use before u got married?

Samantha125:
But my profile does states that I'm a female... He's just acting clueless.

Do females not masturbate or what are u saying sef?

Samantha125:
Well, my husband keeps me well fed... It's only starved ladies who do those things.

Ok dear. I'm glad your hubby issa strong guy

Samantha125:
How can I jack off when I don't have a pipe?🤔🤔🤔

I'm married, so I have sex.

Marriage doesn't stop u from using cucumber or coke bottle

Acekidc4:
Huh🤔 but is expulsion not going too far🧐 like how will you just expel your students cos of Facebook group Abi Na WhatsApp group 🤔Make it make sense 🤨

Didn't u see where they wrote rustication or u don't understand the difference between rustication and expulsion?

Nigeria is unsafe for habitation

Samantha125:
Even you too?🤦🤦🤦

Have u ever jerked off?

Samantha125:
Masturbation.

Jeez... What for?

AmbFmk:
Omo that last paragraph no be here o... God gat you bro. Your hustle go pay soonest.

Ameen. At times I get frustrated and depressed as to why God has blessed and established me yet despite being a hard worker.

Socratiz:
You need to understand that this writeup is a satire of the first order.

You cannot see the anecdotes in it if you read it literally.

Check PM Sir

Nice one

floss:
Ok

Pls help a brother Sir 🙏

Nawa

God answered you.
I pray God helps me too.

I lost my parents when I was just 9yrs. As the first child, I suffered. I had to houseboy so I could be enrolled in high sch. I was severely maltreated but I never gave up. After secondary sch, I went to another state to Hussle and save money for university education. I obtained a jamb form, wrote and got admission. In my second year, I dropped out due to lack of funds, after a session, I came back and continued. After graduation, I couldn't go for NYSC because I still owed the sch. I went again, Hussle and saved. Came back and paid and got dispatched for NYSC. Today I'm done. Still searching for a job.

Albino don talk.
The slapper

delugadou:
You don really suffer for this life. It's a lesson too.

My brother I have suffered. And this just 1 out of many. I lost my parents at age 9. Baba forget it. I deserve a better life cos I've suffered enough. Where God dey? Pls God change my story

floss:
What should we do with this story now?

If you need more support say it and stop going in circles, a lot of us don’t like reading long epistles especially when the main story is all about your need for money. Why are Nigerians so gullible like this.

You didn’t see a church to give your testimony and thanksgiving, you’re coming here to do what exactly?

Ok. I'm sorry for the long epistle. I need "more support"
Thanks

Samantha125:
What if you eventually find their daughter attractive since you didn't grew up with her as your sister? You're too old for adoption... Since you have your own apartment, just make friends and live your life.

And if you haven't had sex in the past four years, then it means you're addicted to jacking off.

What do u mean by addicted to jacking off?

You'll soon change mouth

Samantha125:
A 27 years old bearded man in need to be adopted?

What if they adopt you and you start sleeping with their daughter and impregnate her?

Sex doesn't freak me at all
I have my apartment here and I stay alone. I have never had sex in the last four years.

Carndidlaydid:
Subliminal begging

Thank God I didn't beg ur father

flokii:
The lord will provide for you.. you've taken a bold step and I must say congrats.
Now you'll see the need to plan and save, life after school and youth service is real life.

Amen.. thanks so much

Edusouls:
be careful of stories you read here that drives u, this is social media full of lies and it’s a very fake world, pray to Jesus Christ to kill this thought of suicide, and remember not only you but all of us in this earth is together in this mess these are the end of days, things would only get worse, the globe is in crisis, take it easy

Thanks.
Really need help

I want to Thank God almighty for His provisions, his love and unendingly Mercies upon my life. This post is very dear to me and I'm praying that it graces the frontpage of this Highly esteemed platform. This is more like a Testimony to me. I don't want to share this in church reason I'm sharing it here.
In 2022 after Service(NYSC), I had to relocate to Abuja to live with a cousin. When I arrived & saw his apartment and the compound he lived, I was so sad & disappointed. It's a place that had over ten people Sharing one toilet & bathroom, a very irritating environment. But a month into my arrival, We were able to pack out to a decent one room self-contain apartment. After a year, he asked me to move out cos he had impregnated his girlfriend & the girl was moving in to live with him. I had no place to go. I lost the job I was managing to do due to instability and emotional distress. Nobody to help. No parents.
Luckily, I ran into an old sch mate who was my senior at the uni. He was our fellowship(Winners campus fellowship) president at the time. He's now a pastor, and married. I explained everything to him, and he gave me an apartment to stay. This apartment already had two months to the expiration of the rent. The original occupant of the apartment had relocated to another state & handed the place to this pastor friend of mine. While I packed In there, my pastor friend treated me with utmost disrespect. He ensured I served him as personal assistant who will be running errands for his church. I was without a job at this time and I could not feed at all. This man never helped me in this regard. Anyway, it's not his duty.
After two months, the rent(80k) expired. Thank God I got a job that would pay me 25k. I explained my situation to my new employer who shares same tribe as me and he loaned me 40k to give my landlord so I can retain the apartment. The landlord accepted. Later I was able to balance the rent. When my pastor friend discovered I had paid the rent, he stopped trying to use me as he was. After one year, the entire building was sold, the new landlord came & increased the rent from 80k to 120k. This house had no light or water. There were several cases of theft(Burglary). I was even a victim. I had no money to pay the new rent as my salary was now 30k and the cost of living had risen. The new landlord threatened and harassed me severally. I couldn't sleep, I lost concentration at work. I was psychologically down & even having suicidal thoughts. Where would I go from here?
Eventually I packed out to avoid further embarrassments. I packed Into a friend's house who initially refused accommodating me, but later gave me only a month to stay. Within this one month, he would send me out to go sleep elsewhere whenever he was bringing a woman home. I suffered. I slept on a long bench throughout my stay. Before the expiration of this one month, my friend's next door neighbor was about to pack out and relocate to Lagos. She still had three months left on her rent. I told her I wanted the house and would pay her the remaining three months(#37, 500). But she must introduce me to the landlord first so as to avoid issues later. She objected, I insisted. So we got to see the landlord. I suggested to the landlord that I was pay for a full year so he could take out of the money and pay the woman her three months balance. But later I couldn't raise this rent(150k), I was only able to raise three months and I paid the woman., she packed out, while I packed in. Two weeks after, the landlord's wife came to me very early at 4:25am to wake me up & asked that I pay the balance of the rent or she returns what I had paid to the former occupant so I can pack out within three days. She said what I did was against the agreement I had with her husband. I had to kneel down and beg her for forgiveness. I begged for weeks. They allowed me. The three months I had paid for would expire on the last day of this month, February. The landlord said I had already breached the agreement and they will not let me use their property. But in the end, they allowed me. Just yesterday, I paid for a full year. I saved aggressively to pay this. I couldn't imagine further embarrassments. I can now sleep in peace. House rent is Bae. My only challenge now is that I no longer have what to eat after paying the rent.
To God be the Glory.

Politically motivated

Evil

anonimi:
Find the nearest T-Pain rice and bread palliative centre since he is not creating jobs promised. You should however make sure you are not killed in a stampede while fighting for your own share of the distributed food.

Be humane for once

Owkay.
I'm in Abuja, pls I need a job. I can do anything to survive. Anything legally permissible. I can do your laundry, clean your house, run errands etc.
Pls employ me, I'm fed up with the whole situation of things around me. I'm not lazy at all and God knows. I'm going through hell right now. At times, I feel like committing suicide

Reading this post on an empty stomach

crossbreedwears:
Go and vacate him

Is he your family member?
Why u come take d matter so personal na oga?
Nawao.. e really pain u sha