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PoliticsRe: Who Will Inherit CPC Politicians? by iamnotillicit(m): 2:13pm On Jul 18, 2025
Yusuf
PoliticsRe: Senate Approves The Creation Of 15 New States. by iamnotillicit(m): 2:12pm On Jul 18, 2025
What do you mean by Ile agbero and ikeigbe


Are you high on something
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Arrives At Federal High Court Abuja For Trial (VIDEO) by iamnotillicit(m): 2:10pm On Jul 18, 2025
He will say his head killed Buhari


He will want the judge to be scared...


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CelebritiesRe: Peller And The ₦500k Cameraman Job: A Mockery Of Nigerian Graduates? by iamnotillicit(m): 2:06pm On Jul 18, 2025
Guy na mockery


Nothing you wan tell me, u sef with all ur kiyosaki u get money?
PoliticsRe: Vice President Kashim Shettima And Muhammadu Buhari's House In Kaduna by iamnotillicit(m): 4:49am On Jul 18, 2025
Kashim for presidenttttttttttttttttttttttt
FoodRe: Grapes Are What We Thought Blueberries Tasted Like. (pictures) by iamnotillicit(m): 8:55pm On Jul 16, 2025
Na Okpa o

Wait who dey ban me cos of Okpa

The person no get character
PoliticsRe: Garba Shehu: Buhari Rejected N10m Food Budget — He Ate Beans, Pap by iamnotillicit(m): 3:55pm On Jul 13, 2025
U mean daily...?
CrimeRe: NDLEA arrests kingpin, Intercepts Loud, cocaine In Microwaves, Lipsticks (pix) by iamnotillicit(m): 3:41pm On Jul 13, 2025
Guestmale:
So there are no other legitimate works they can engaged in than trafficking hard drugs. Government should not leave them, infact government is not doing enough. Many high potential lives has been destroyed by the intake of hard drugs. Most of criminal activities are carried out under the influence of hard drugs intake.

Nigeria name is being spoiled almost everyday outside the country by these criminal hard drugs traffickers.
Why are there unemployed graduates if your so-called legitimate jobs exist

Are u living in a cave
PoliticsRe: LG Polls: APC Sweeps Chairmanship, Councillorship Seats As LASIEC Begins Results by iamnotillicit(m): 2:37pm On Jul 13, 2025
Eko Oni baje o ...
Christianity EtcRe: Silently Dying From Masturbation And Porn Addictions by iamnotillicit(m): 2:13pm On Jul 13, 2025
Let people do to their selves whatever make dem happy

Remove loudspeakers from worship centres


Peace
CrimeRe: NDLEA arrests kingpin, Intercepts Loud, cocaine In Microwaves, Lipsticks (pix) by iamnotillicit(m): 2:11pm On Jul 13, 2025
Leave all this people and go after terrorists and ritualists abeg.....


They just trying to eat
CultureRe: Rich Cultural Heritage On Display As Abuja Igbo Fest Holds Today With Free Buses by iamnotillicit(m): 1:58pm On Jul 13, 2025
Amala, Gbegiri and Ewedu suppose surplus....

Wowwwww
FoodRe: Beske: Have You Eaten This Before? (Photos) by iamnotillicit(m): 1:14pm On Jul 13, 2025
Mariangeles:
Why?
Most people confirmed it is delicious.


5 more...
That's the twist o babe

I have met more people that LOVE it more than those that don't


That's what motivated me to try, but I blame myself

However I think it depends on the person who prepared it, there's a woman in my present hood that makes it and even respectable people that I know often says she is the best, infact she marinates it in a sweet spicy sauce ( from the look of it)
But from my first experience I don't wanna relieve it
Nairaland GeneralRe: Facts About People With This Type Of Hair? (Photo) by iamnotillicit(m): 1:04pm On Jul 11, 2025
People from SA

They masturbate a lot and very aggressive

They don't like foreigners
Foreign AffairsRe: This Soviet Union (Red Army) Event Shocked EVEN The Nazis by iamnotillicit(m): 5:56am On Jun 28, 2025
Rape is very common in any hostile situation because the soldiers are men and women are helpless

Maybe more women should be enlisted and more men discharged...
FamilyRe: White Lies... by iamnotillicit(op): 7:11pm On Jun 27, 2025
Now the second illustration


This is an actual story the first one might be a fiction of someone's imagination

Around 1983, when western Nigeria was on fire because of Awo and Akintola political crisis


Party rivals were unaliving each other

One party had the other hand sha so they were going house to house and searching for opponents to burn

OPERATION WETIE ( DOUSE IT WITH PETROL)


So there was this opposition party man that was being pursued by thugs, villians, MCs, Oluomos, Kunle Polys were after him...


He ran a marathon, already injured. He made it to the next street. His elder brother's compound. His brother belongs to another party. The party that the assailants after him belong to.

He run enter him noda house, enter one room, hide under one bed. While his brother and family ran outside presumably to act like nothing happened, nobody enter here, wee no see anybody, anything, any nada, we swear....

Not far from the truth

The assailants were at the gate with their petrol, cudgel and bottles, that time only few people had guns


The elder brother stood at the gate and was shouting at the top of his voice that he didn't see anything o

Nodmbidy enter here o

He see one person run go that side o


He was simultaneously gesticulating to the mob to go inside and check a room, under a bed, someone is hiding....


They did, the man was dragged out and butchered.

His brother told the truth right?

All liars shall perish....
FamilyWhite Lies... by iamnotillicit(op): 6:45pm On Jun 27, 2025
Let me use two illustrations from two stories.


One is maybe we'll known.

The other, my parents were probably witnesses.

I won't tell more then the stories but I want us to use our intuitions and not argue blindly.

Seun
Nlfpmod
Illicit
Pocohantas kobojunkie divepen1 fynestboi aiforce1 caaz mariangeles ishilove mynd44 jarus racoon naptu


The first story is white lies

It happened that one day one man, very hungry and very poor, destitute for whatever reasons. He might be anybody a runaway, lost, robber, escaped convict, fugitive, refugee

He sha decide to go to the market and he stole something. He was noticed and thereby hotly pursued. In that place they lynch thieves.

He would rather remain poor, broke and hungry for days than dead. He ran into a church and hid in the vestry.

A priest saw him run in and shortly the irate crowd manifested...

They asked the priest if he saw a wretched thing pass by here or enter here, infact they saw him run here and they were already about ransacking their father's house...

But the priest stopped them and said the man ran through the church ni.... he was shaking as he said this tho

After much gragra, they left with their noise, stick, matches, about 7 tyres and maybe 3 litres of commandeered petrol...

The priest, after locking the doors, the windows, the crevices, orifices, offices, solidicies, there's nothing like solidicies actually, just kidding 😂

So he called the thief out and talked to him

They didn't know each other before o. You know priests are supposed to gain lives and people are not supposed to be killed or manhandled in church premises you know. That's why he put himself on the line to save him.

He let him go. But the thief thanked him and promised not to thief again. Who knows.


The priest now went to confession his sin of lying to the mob that the man did not hid inside the church

It's like it's Catholic church, e be like lying na capital sin
.but if he had not lied, that man would have been killed

The mob would have sinned, right?

Murder is murder?

Is execution different to murder, is lynching execution or murder

Remember that the mob has 'good' intentions of going after the thief

Is it because thieves are sinners and justice must be served.

Did the priest stopped them from administering justice


Remember that there must be a a trial before justice is served

Is there any permissible time to lie?

Should the priest have told the truth
CelebritiesRe: Carter Efe Shows Off 30BG Tattoo To Celebrate Exit From Wizkid FC by iamnotillicit(m): 6:31pm On Jun 27, 2025
Bigwizzzzzzzzzzzz


Starboyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

😎
CrimeRe: Why Do People Always Think "Hook Up" When A Lady Is Killed? by iamnotillicit(m): 5:47pm On Jun 27, 2025
From personal experiences mostly

I don't like this society where killers are just roaming around
FamilyRe: Man Shares Why His Best Friend Blocked Him On Social Media Because Of His Wife by iamnotillicit(m):
Who washes a sneaker in a washing machine...

It takes days to dry that way

A dumbo
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Displays DRC Visual As Proof Of South African 'genocide' by iamnotillicit(m): 1:12pm On May 22, 2025
He can't try that with BAT...
CelebritiesRe: Jnr Pope's Father, Ozor Luke Odonwodo, Is Dead by iamnotillicit(m): 1:07pm On May 22, 2025
Sorry
CrimeRe: Osun Amotekun Recovers Stolen Vehicle, Gadgets In Ogun by iamnotillicit(m): 10:45am On May 21, 2025
I know that town...


Shey na A4 hotel
PoliticsRe: Dr Moses Paul Explains What Happened To Peter Obi At The Vatican by iamnotillicit(m): 5:52am On May 21, 2025
So he no know where to follow enter the church after visiting for 20years and developing the basilica?


😂
FoodRe: The Egusi Soup I Prepared With #2000 by iamnotillicit(m): 4:28am On May 16, 2025
Caaz:
It would look weird cooking egusi soup with Fried chicken inside
cheesy cheesy
I won't look at it then...

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