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EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 1:42pm On Oct 16, 2013
Romanticboy1: go and sit down b4 u
bathe yasef in ya
own spit all in d
name of talkin
https://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/Not_Funny033110.jpg
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 1:31pm On Oct 16, 2013
Mehlena: haba!! T'seems y'all arent ready to settle waheva it is u hav going on.. Issokay. Make ah just siddon dey watch dis fuji house of commotion
lol.. Aunty mi sir-tunechi is dissing himself oo not me. Dats the aftermath of smoking too much weedwink
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 1:29pm On Oct 16, 2013
Swagalord18: .
lol.. U go craze tey Ocheesy
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 1:27pm On Oct 16, 2013
Romanticboy1: OMG!!!! shocked













And yu wanked after viewin? *faints*
nah.. I confirmed my suspicion of u being a lipsrsealed
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 1:24pm On Oct 16, 2013
I-am-Winner:


He asked me to cme and c him and so I did.. He took me in2 d inner room and tld me to lay down which I did, he tld me to open wide and as I did he brought out his tool. I said it was my first time dat I avn't done smtin lyk dis b4, he assurd me dat it wnt be painful and so he penetratd mi (I knw dat dis is nt sexuality section bt hear me out first), I made a little sound and he brought his tool awt. There was blood all over his tool, he gave me tissue to clean up and go dat he is through with me..

Hello, I dnt knw what was goin on in ur brains but I would have you knw dat he was refering to a dentist dat was doing his job!!..



hahahahahahahahahaha
stale?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 1:21pm On Oct 16, 2013
Romanticboy1: cat gat ya tongue! Is dah all u gatta say?
U cn do berra dan dis nau cry
*yawns* better luck next tym *yawns again*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 1:19pm On Oct 16, 2013
Sir-tunechi is officially the latest attention seeker of the thread *yawns*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 1:17pm On Oct 16, 2013
Romanticboy1: cause you r a boring-being! Anyway m nat suprised! Wah av u gat 2 contribute other dan blab,mock sum1andhide,cry nd suck smiley
stale
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 1:15pm On Oct 16, 2013
Romanticboy1: NOW u av viewd the pix,does it shrink ya already lil tin! Or u jas viewed d pix 2 reason d 'äss' abi,tell d truth and let d devil b ashamedwink
u want d truth?






I suspected that such a thing would be ur DP dats y i checked
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 1:10pm On Oct 16, 2013
Swagalord18: hahahahahaha ....the bold words are ur way of saying ....."PLEASE ADD ME GODAMNIT!" ....grin
lol
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 12:59pm On Oct 16, 2013
Romanticboy1: +sighs+
like ya signature says 'haters ganna hate'
are u starting to take it personal? shocked








keep on burninggrin
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 12:56pm On Oct 16, 2013
Swagalord18: lmao grin
if u laff ur a$$ out, what will u sit down with? undecided
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 12:52pm On Oct 16, 2013
Romanticboy1: Are you trying 2 tell us ya head looks like a dîck shocked! What will ya dîck nw look like nau cry
*sighs* someone pls take a look at dis boy's dp and tell me if he aint a perv
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 12:39pm On Oct 16, 2013
Romanticboy1: I could say d same.
Cus der is a big diff btwn having sense and applying it! Buh yu gat none! So werin u wan apply?tongue




*sighs* now i knw y oghos1 enjoys trolling u







i also love trolling dickheads tongue
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 12:34pm On Oct 16, 2013
Swagalord18: fan no#10209
*waving*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 12:31pm On Oct 16, 2013
Doc_Miss: [color=violet]Sylvalord, Swagalord[/color]
good day doll smiley
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 12:26pm On Oct 16, 2013
Romanticboy1: Lol!
[s]If u av bin aving sense all along d reading[/s]! You will knw d right person 2 throw this questn@
tongue




take it personal@ya own risk! grin
wasted fees grin
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 12:20pm On Oct 16, 2013
Romanticboy1: After you disgraced yasef,which mouth u wan get again 2 reply am? Its good u sioned ya mouth 2 avoid compiling more shame,aldou i was feeling 4 you@sum point grin.

Buh you knw u r a cry-baby and a loud mouth sha! lipsrsealed

Ehyar! Next-time,learn 2 look people faces b4 u reply dem 2 avoid dis shame u put on yasef 2day!ok baby! Dun cry after reading dis o cus der is no brèast 2 feed yu wid wink





#Ciao mio amor!
*still searching my dictionary*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 12:18pm On Oct 16, 2013
Doc_miss, swagalord
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 12:15pm On Oct 16, 2013
*Yawns* so bored



naw i wanna do something to drive away boredom.. I will identify pple's grammatical error and make funny comments abt dem just lyk it z done in 2go username




PS: I am saying this so that nobody will take it personal.. Pls dnt take it personal oo shocked it's just 4 fungrin




oya start making ur mistakesangry
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 12:11pm On Oct 16, 2013
Romanticboy1: oops! After Denrele wink
and aren't u his wannabe? tongue
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 12:08pm On Oct 16, 2013
mickeyIso: but who cares? *shrugs
lol.. Naso jawe..

#TeamIDGAF
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 12:06pm On Oct 16, 2013
I-am-Winner:
you nr dy enta 2go again?
i dey enta la
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 11:55am On Oct 16, 2013
Asakel: Yeah!
Asakel911
k.. Wil add ya
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 11:54am On Oct 16, 2013
Sir-Tunechi:
no o......btw i was taught by my mama never 2 beef idi0ts
ur mum self dey diss? +runsaway+
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 11:49am On Oct 16, 2013
Romanticboy1: Dun worry,he is coming wid it ok wink! Atleast its a good tin! D 1st medal you wud recieve. I tuale 4 yu! Our 1st-male attention seeker in Nigeria! You and denrele cud work sumfin awt yu knw grin
lyk seriously??
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 11:47am On Oct 16, 2013
planetuzor: ***Walks into the Thread to observe what's happening**** then realized. "My Battle is being Fought for Me". .... "Thanks Guys"

#Leaves Immediately Dancing Alingo......
grin grin
**************
Before I leave I gat hail some Usernames Here:

Sir-Tunechi(m), "Resect for u"
odizeey(m), "Respect for u
japhsiano(m),
Droga dray(m),
Romanticboy1(m),
Sir Chides(m),
Mehlena
sigidporte(m),
Ghyft(f),

****
Nobody shld quote me o.. Ehen,

***Leaving d thread for Peace not for pieces!*****.

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-----------Oooo ---
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Though i walk through the vally of NL Uniben newly Admitted I fear no evil...
so u r not dead ehn?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 11:45am On Oct 16, 2013
Sir-Tunechi:
iyaf reach o......i guess he didnt enjoy hiz childhood or he grew up surrounded by cwazie homosapienz
sir tunechi has started smoking his dry ugwu leaves again undecided
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 11:40am On Oct 16, 2013
I-am-Winner:
sylva = sylvalord ??

Sylva= chynks ??
confam.. Naso grin
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 11:40am On Oct 16, 2013
Sir-Tunechi:
ure d most boring nd frustrated person on diz thread........get a lyf dude....u suck ryt nw
3 likes? shocked

mickey u get haters plenty sha grin



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EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IamSylva(m): 11:34am On Oct 16, 2013
Asakel: Lol!
Ghostie show'd up..??
Oooh....ah miss Ghostie wella. Nawadays me don't stay long on da thread anymore. And when ah return...t'wil 15 more added pages.
How u Sylva?
Long time nah chat.
.
And pls wheneva u see Ghostie......he z a good friend. He luvs meeting new friends.
U knw vewi good friends dnt cm by diz days.
Lol!
Have a terrific day ahead bwo.
*smiles*
hey asakel.. Good morning smiley
long tym.. R u on 2go? If yes, drop ur username.


And abt ghostie, when next he comes, i will relate with himwink
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by IamSylva(m): 3:16am On Oct 16, 2013
STORM2: Hahahahaha see terrorism!! Hahahaha because of u dem don ban the poor guy...haba! Hahahaha....eeya...
ban who? undecided

if ah catch planetuzor 4 Newly Admitted Uniben thread again ehn.. Infact i comment my reserve grin


BTW.. Planetuzor pls come and modify those jokes u posted on our thread.. They are all stale.. Tanks angry

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