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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 18th January 2023 by Iamthoney(m): 11:35pm On Jan 18, 2023
Casemiro succeeded in ducking Partey

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Phones / Re: Your Bad Experience At Computer Village Ikeja by Iamthoney(m): 4:30pm On Jan 17, 2023
Twice I got played there.

First one was I took a phone for repair(all these China phone with tv around 2009) the engineer collected advance fee and gave me a date to come back for my phone, na 5000k him charge cos the phone no dey receive network signal, omo date reach I go the shop them tell me say engineer no dey stay the same shop wey I meet am the other day omo my day spoil that day cos 2.5k and phone gone.


2010 was the second time. I was having 15k to go purchase Nokia 3110c naso one guy stop me for road show me the exact phone wey I wan go buy for phone shop. Baba give me the phone make I feel am still promise me say him go free the 2gb memory card wey dey inside the phone. I feel the phone then check everything na original and the phone dey authentic naso bargain back and forth baba agree for 6.5k omo belle sweet me. Baba say make I give am phone make him remove him SIM card, as him dey remove am naso I open wallet to bring out him money, mind you the money na in 500 Naira denomination so I dey try make sure I no give am pass the agreed amount. As I finish baba don package phone gimme inside the phone kpali count money wey I give am come tell me say make I dey go cos task force go fit come arrest me for buying phone from people like them wey dey hustle for street. Naso I disembark dey with joy sake of say I don buy my dream phone then and I buy am for cheaper price. Joy no gree me reach house to flaunt my phone naso I tear kpali remove to on make I flex am some inside bus na there soundtrack change like Nollywood epic movie. Omo as I power phone on from the top naso fufu spirally come out(broken-hearted and dumbfounded) tears full my face instantly.

As I reach my bus stop I just buy mp3 take console myself

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Family / Re: I Am Depressed by Iamthoney(m): 1:09pm On Jan 14, 2023
Lucrativress:

As in ehn ..

Countless reasons why she couldn't pick
If she was charging, she sure won't guard her phone like a bodyguard
She'd leave it to charge

She probably was elsewhere when it rang
Things happen, if she has cheated before then yes, I get the scepticism, but if not, op is just an emotional bully.
Op no wise, he allowed his emotions get the better of him as always. If I’m the woman Op must sign an undertaken before I go come back that house and once him breach am that’s the end and if I breach am make him do whatever him like to me but not hit me or try to spill my blood sha or try to keep my child away from me

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Family / Re: I Am Depressed by Iamthoney(m): 9:39pm On Jan 13, 2023
Person wey dey calm and reserve go gently probe him wife how the phone was able to ring when there was power outage and from then gauge her response. Op just run conclude by himself cos that is how he’s being treating his wife. Baba your Bleep up pass your wife own

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Religion / Re: Is It Sin For Man To Have Sex Together With His Two Wives?- Man Asks Daddyfreeze by Iamthoney(m): 2:28pm On Jan 12, 2023
People dey sha...I never jingle bell one woman finish na two at the same time no oooo


One on one is my specialty cos I no be Messi wey dey go on mazy solo and slaloming runs abeg
Romance / Re: I Spend A Lot Of Money On Girls But Some Guys Do Not Spend A Dime by Iamthoney(m): 3:55am On Jan 12, 2023
b0rn2fuck:
Sure, just one useless girl wey I bi dey give 2k, 1k on weekly basis decide to cut off relationship when she asked me Christmas money and I demand sex too, she said she not into that rubbish but the eddiot always tell me I love whenever money enter her account, walahi ,good 3 months, no hugs, no kiss and no seeing her pants till we separated
grin

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Health / Re: Share Your Experience With Getting Your Tooth Removed. by Iamthoney(m): 12:35pm On Dec 31, 2022
dalass:


Wow....

Thank God that all went well sha grin grin grin
I knew it will turn out well cos I know I have to get it right and before the actual pull out I felt the tooth in a shaky state so that helped my cause. Just like the way a manual car gear is change that was how I moved the tooth to different direction to see it cut loose from the gum before the final pulling
Health / Re: Share Your Experience With Getting Your Tooth Removed. by Iamthoney(m): 6:35pm On Dec 30, 2022
dalass:


Oh my Goodness! shocked

I fear who no fear you oh. shocked

You used a fork to pull an already painful tooth shocked
I had no choice ma’am. The pain was much, the torture and suffering was unbearable and
I was far from an hospital cos I was in my village at the time for Christmas and watching others eat well and merry and I couldn’t, I had to end my misery cos I know I the pain I will feel from the removing the tooth will just be temporal so I went for it and got it pulled out

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Health / Re: Share Your Experience With Getting Your Tooth Removed. by Iamthoney(m): 4:44pm On Dec 30, 2022
I have done tooth extraction twice. The first one was in 2005 at a private hospital in Apapa, the dentist gave me some anesthesia shot on my gum so the procedure would be easy and less painful. The second time was in 2010 and I did the extraction myself cos the pain was much more than the first one and funny enough it is the same tooth but this time on my right side. My face was swollen and I was subjected to liquid meals like I was a toddler. When I couldn’t bear the pain anymore, I had to use a fork and deep one of it fang into the hole in the already decayed tooth, took a deep breath and pulled it with everything I have got and bang it did came out with lots of blood but based on my first experience I have gotten my TCP ready so I took care of it and followed the same healing process like I did the first time.

Tooth pain no be here

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Business / Re: Is This A Fake N1000 Note Or CBN Error? (Photo) by Iamthoney(m): 5:14pm On Dec 29, 2022
How person wan take know the real 200hundred and 500hundred Naira notes now?
Business / Re: Bank Execs Fingered Sabotaging New Naira Notes Distribution by Iamthoney(m): 1:23pm On Dec 29, 2022
It was a single bill of the new one thousand Naira note I found inside a 100 pieces of one thousand Naira and e don even old and dirty

Like 99k old 1k notes and the new 1k note that’s was already old in appearance.

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Phones / Re: What Is The Best Phone You Used And Enjoyed So Far? by Iamthoney(m): 7:44pm On Dec 27, 2022
All my iPhones
Romance / Re: I'm 32years Old, Look Very Thin And Small And Only Weigh 35kg . by Iamthoney(m): 8:08am On Dec 27, 2022
Naijaisshitho:


calm down I love the girl seriously
But she no love you so why you dey stress yourself and also dey knack her money just to like you back? You better go meet better nutritionist to help you out rather than to dey waste your money to a girl wey no go ever like you genuinely
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 26th December 2022 by Iamthoney(m): 11:22pm On Dec 26, 2022
Iamthoney:
The Hammers will be Hammered by Arsenal

No Gabriel Jesus no problem

It is Eddie Nketiah’s time


Victoria Concordia Cresit ❤️
I told y’all no Gabriel Jesus no problem and it is Eddie Nketiah’s time

Boy! He did deliver

Never in doubt

Coyg ❤️❤️❤️

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 26th December 2022 by Iamthoney(m): 10:44pm On Dec 26, 2022
Never in doubt


Coyg❤️

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 26th December 2022 by Iamthoney(m): 10:26pm On Dec 26, 2022
Borntosmoke:



See this one. Keep dreaming grin grin
You were saying?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 26th December 2022 by Iamthoney(m): 10:25pm On Dec 26, 2022
Buskynwa:

E sure me you no fit stake tear tear 50box again sef lol
Next time before them start game come board with your money

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 26th December 2022 by Iamthoney(m): 8:43pm On Dec 26, 2022
obagofizzy:
West ham must do justice today
How much you fit stake?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 26th December 2022 by Iamthoney(m): 7:41pm On Dec 26, 2022
The Hammers will be Hammered by Arsenal

No Gabriel Jesus no problem

It is Eddie Nketiah’s time


Victoria Concordia Cresit ❤️

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Food / Re: Plantain And Yam I Bought For 3500 by Iamthoney(m): 1:19pm On Dec 23, 2022
Doyou2019:


That Iyana Ibah plantain market is really something I need to explore before Sunday.
The plantain no be here...e be like them dey dash them for free by the farmers wey plant them.


Bought plantain of 5k last month, had to give some to my friends and neighbor cos e go spoil and I and my family members no fit finish am

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Food / Re: Plantain And Yam I Bought For 3500 by Iamthoney(m): 9:46am On Dec 23, 2022
oladipuposadeeq:
All these in lagos would cost at least 8k if not more self
Not true. Go to Iyana oba market and you will buy what the op bought for less than what the spent
Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie Apologises Publicly To First Wife, May, For Marrying A Second Wife by Iamthoney(m): 9:38pm On Dec 21, 2022
Yul dey craze ooo
If na him wife run am the same thing
Sebi society go call her dog, biitch, Hoelosho, amongst other name
When him dey bang the new wife when she been dey sidechick mode him think of him wife?
This one no be mistake this one na greed
Sports / Re: Argentinian Fan Choked To Death By Flag Celebrating World Cup Victory by Iamthoney(m): 3:18pm On Dec 21, 2022
Ade1177:


This martinez dance eh

The day he did that thing when he asked Ronaldo to come and kick the ball and Ronaldo lost the pk

I don dey watch am

He play games with the mind of penalty takers

And that dance is annoying but sweet if he's on your team
Ronaldo didn’t play the penalty, Bruno did and he skied it and Villa won at Old Trafford
Sports / Re: Argentinian Fan Choked To Death By Flag Celebrating World Cup Victory by Iamthoney(m): 3:16pm On Dec 21, 2022
motionarena:


Keep quite Argentina victory was a fraud aided by Qatar dollars and u know it
Conspiracy theorist oshi


What are you and the rest of your hateful kinds gonna do about it?

Cry more tears

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Sports / Re: Argentinian Fan Choked To Death By Flag Celebrating World Cup Victory by Iamthoney(m): 3:14pm On Dec 21, 2022
Mumusaphire:
ask him the one against Poland that messi already lost d ball on area, and the goal keeper contested, yet they gave penalty.
Penalty against Poland bordered on dangerous play by the goal keeper with his outstretched hand(fist) hit Messi on his face. The same way a referee would blow a foul even if as a player you make a very dangerous tackle and still got the ball and then against Croatia Alvarez still has advantage to go for the ball but keeper’s legs that was outstretched impended him cos play was still on and he would have gone after the ball cos he didn’t kick it well the first time.
Sports / Re: Argentinian Fan Choked To Death By Flag Celebrating World Cup Victory by Iamthoney(m): 3:07pm On Dec 21, 2022
madridguy:
R I P
Australia were the team that played Argentina in the round of 16 and there was no penalty awarded to Argentina. So cry more
Sports / Re: Messi Should Not Have Won Best Player Of The Tournament (opinion) by Iamthoney(m): 3:26pm On Dec 19, 2022
Roboto11:


Who was in the running when the award was given another way other than the final?
Example was Modric in 2018
Sports / Re: Messi Should Not Have Won Best Player Of The Tournament (opinion) by Iamthoney(m): 2:56pm On Dec 19, 2022
Kingcalls:


Did u watch France Morocco ?? Did u watch the group games ?? Did u watch what mbappe did to Poland ... Messi was just scoring penalties while mbappe was firing goals ... Scoring a hat trick in a world cup final no b beans .. not just scoring , pulling ur team back ... Mbappe deserved the golden ball... If Messi did the same thing mbappe did and mbappe did same that Messi did , they wud have still given Messi , they will say mbappe was just scoring penalties... Mbappe had 12 goal contributions for France out of 16 goals scored by France ...only 2 penalties played... Messi on the other hand had 10 goal contributions out of the 15 goals by Argentina with 4 penalties... And he played more minutes... Mbappe deserved it
Finally you came out of your hole only to come and lie. Mbappe had 10 goals contributions and not 12 so stop with the lies and he scored 2 penalties. The only things he did better than Messi was scored more goals and had more dribble completed nothing more. Griezmann, Fernandez, Kane and Messi and any other player(s) were the top assister with 3 assists to their name so stop telling lies to win arguments or give false tongue to gain advantage as usual

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Sports / Re: Messi Should Not Have Won Best Player Of The Tournament (opinion) by Iamthoney(m): 2:31pm On Dec 19, 2022
Roboto11:


The tiebreaker is who wins the tournament.
It is not sir. The award has been decided by before after the semifinals via voting by some selected journalists and Fifa study teams. If France have won and Mbappe scored 7goals yesterday he still won’t have won the tournament best player
Sports / Re: Messi Should Not Have Won Best Player Of The Tournament (opinion) by Iamthoney(m): 2:25pm On Dec 19, 2022
OJEEMAH:
It’s not like Mbappe was all round better than Messi. Mbappe 8goals 2assists. Messi 7goals and 3assists. Just like he was instrumental in their run to the final, so was Messi.

Messi was pulling the strings with defense splitting passes, playmaking and also scoring to secure their qualification to the next round.

The 2 best player in the World Cup made it to the final. In this case, whoever wins the tournament should be crowned best. You obviously don’t know how it works. Germany had no exceptional player in their team that year.

Do you think Messi would have won golden ball if Germany had an outstanding player like James Rodriguez?

Messi was outstanding in 2014. He was individually better than all German players. The only person that would have stopped Messi from winning 2014 golden ball was James Rodriguez but unfortunately, they knocked Columbia out in the quarter finals. When they robbed Ribery to crown him world best in 2013, he wasn’t pampered.

When they robbed Juventus in the champions against Madrid, he wasn’t pampered.

When he scored offside against Bayern & ATM, he wasn’t pampered.

Once Messi win anything, una go look for excuse. This shit is stale already…….Messi won Balon D’or, he was pampered. He won European Golden Boot, he was pampered, he won Copa America, pampered
Again, he won UCL, still pampered.

When it became clear, he was leading Argentina to the trophy, you guys started with this emotional blackmail cos Portugal was out.

Can you guys just take your time to watch Messi’s and contributions for once?

At 35, he was running the show for his country and competing with a 23years old electric and energetic Mbappe.

These are the records he broke and set in this World Cup yet you still think he doesn’t deserve golden ball

first and only player to score in all knock out games.

First and only player to score and assist in 3 World Cup games.

Most goal contribution in World Cup history

Most MOTM in World Cup history.

Give the guy some credit biko
You were on point in almost all the points you raised sir except for one which was when you said the second best player made it to the final and in that case whoever that wins the tournament gets the best player crown. That’s not how it works cos the award for the best player gets settled before the final game after some journalist and Fifa study teams gets to vote after they have carefully watched the nominees.

Messi was the best player statistically at the just concluded World Cup all round, Mbappe only had more goals and dribbles completed more than Messi nothing else. The Op is a Ronaldo fanboy so I wasn’t surprised when I saw bias and sentiments in his post.

When Ronaldo was given man of the match against Ghana even when he wasn’t the best performer in that game Op didn’t made a post about it but when it is about Messi him and his minions will be crying and wailing blue murder

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Sports / Re: Argentina Fans Gather And Sing Messi's Name In Front Of His Grandma House (Vid) by Iamthoney(m): 10:22am On Dec 19, 2022
Hpesoj:


OK. Let's reverse the scenario and replace Argentina with Portugal . What Ya say?

I'm sure you are aware that in every team there's that one guy that's the rallying point of the team. Imagine if France won, whose name are you going to mention?
He is in severe pain and he’s lost all form of reasoning. The shock and heartache is too much for him, please showing him love and sympathy and empathy all at the same time sir

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Sports / Re: Argentina Fans Gather And Sing Messi's Name In Front Of His Grandma House (Vid) by Iamthoney(m): 10:19am On Dec 19, 2022
phemmyfour:
Obembet is yet to post anything since yesterday grin
He/she is in severe pain and undiluted and unadulterated pain that’s why

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