₦airaland Forum

OAUTemitayo:
Please help me write down my name at DSA. Lasisi Hammed. 47149483FF. I wont be able to come to school untill Thursday. I don't even know what to do about this un-confirmed payment.

u wud av to go to d DSA urself

tobeykush:
Any Bedspace for sale. I need one ASAP!

08094582757,, whatsapp me... But i xpensive o

Ariyke:
am also looking for sch father u available?

i b small boy na,, i never reach to born

Ariyke:
3

hehe,... I don see schl mother

Ariyke:
so u believed am a fresher when I was here to answer all ur questions on last session thread

chai,,, i tok am say i don see dis moniker befre... Part watin u dey?

Ariyke:
oh Prof Ogunbameru students I hail oo

hw u take sabi am,, i tink say u talk say u b fresher?

Baddestguyp:
I'm currently on the line waiting for hostel registration. the line doesn't seem to be moving tho. more than an hour and I'm practically at the same spot

angola abi?.... If i b u, i go jus go sleep and do dat reg in d next 3weeks

papindinho:
lmao... Me? Girls? Although I'm no misogynist but I'm really not the 'girl-oh- guy'...lol. How have you been?

baba, i jus dey endure o... Whic time u dey come schl, u knw say u still owe me like 3 babes for dat ur dept?

Ariyke:
which department?

sociology

papindinho:
weldone ehn

lol.



HAPPY RESUMPTION TO THE FRESHMEN.......



And to ETFites: WELCOME TO THE HALL OF PRESTIGE AND DIGNITY......

oga, watin u dey do here,,, u b fresher?... Hope say u no dey find moz gals wey u go carry?

Ariyke:
DSS

oh, my faculty... Dat one sef pure

SaintRobs:
I don dey hear baba Salami quite long,hu is the man by the way? Guess he is a dean?

nah,, hes d HOD

9blast:
philosophy sir,a fresher

forget wat anybdy says,, u r studyin one of d best courses in dat schl

9blast:
philosophy sir,a fresher

ah philosophy... Omo salami

9blast:
...til they have sense

wat department sir?

Ariyke:
really

wat department?

Ariyke:
fresher any gist?

fresher keh,, dis ur moniker looks familiar

9blast:
why would anyone take bike from schl gate??!

because takin bike frm schl gate to halls of residence is faster, and i knw freshers, if dey av dia wey na fly dem go wan fly

See dem... By august most of u wud wish u were still at home... Happy resumption sha.. Make una go jonz o,, bike frm schl gate to angola and moz na 100naira, no go pay 1k cos of xcitemnt...... happy resumption,, two words r enof for d wise.

Baddestguyp:
upper

i dnt tink derz cupboard for u

Ariyke:
officially welcoming u guys to this great citadel of knowledge called OAU you are going to experience both the funny and the hard part of campus life make sure to make use of the good once and discard the not too good ones may God reward our effort and struggle with Strong GP (amen)

Wishing u safest journey from wherever u are coming from tru ROAD ONE to the Main Campus

r u stale or fresh??

Baddestguyp:
I got Awolowo Hall, Attics 3&4, Room 101,

upper or lower bunk?

Miracy:
Mmmmmm

madam, u b fresher,, watin u dey find here?

Niyiola214:
Hello guys, i represent medical rehab and i have nt secured a bed space yet any way out?

on monday, go to room6, office of d secretary DSA... Tell dem ur prblm

Baddestguyp:
pls I heard we are given lockers, how true is this? if so, is the locker good

depends on ur bed space

if u can't access ur eportal acc... jus chill... na so portal dey do... usually cos it is being overworked

queenabby:
None of d above
It detest me

lol... this girl... u must be very cocky

queenabby:
Y did u want to know

lol.. nevermind ma

queenabby:
Y asking

smiles... telling me ur dept won't make loss ur admission or would it?
anyway am asking cos I wan to know

queenabby:
Durh,u will starve urself
Wu tld u pple dat am in moz sef,even if am in moz daz d last tin I will do

u are in what department?

bigboy1010:
Haydot95 pls help

no cause for alarm... chill... and keep ur payments receipt wella

davidbanner:
I nominate queenabby
#Banner said so...

Queenabby... u have been chosen by the gods