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silversonuc: nd na ugly ones dey selective pass

Imagine d conconbilities

See them finish, nowadays girls want tall, handsome, god fearing, six pac boy when in the real sense all of them be like short put. If them marry all bla bla bla guys wey them talk finish, who we go come marry? Shey na the leftover

macklef: Smh. Why didnt you tell us of the lecturers instead. You seem distracted already. 1 your already on a population census to gain friends, 2, ur already looking for females to add to 1 so u can bleep up.
Soon, uld start saying thee cocaine over there looks authentic than d ones in surulere. I pirry u man.

lmao Fall off 3rd mainland

Bolt3: I just resume in my US college and I noticed that out of the 10 Africans I am the only Nigerian. Meanwhile, there are 4 ethiopians3 Rwandans and 1 Ghanian. I thought alot of Nigerians go to the US.

Op, hw this ur arithematics add up to 10? If u wan lie, try mk d lie dey convincing nah. Though people will ask how e take concern, bt wen guys like you try to play a fast one on us, it bcomes ma bizness.

priscaoge: IGNORED!!!!!!!!!!
@OP, pictures of U in a lecture class + Inside the school environment + The school bill board OR .....
U know the rest

So Op, provide us wetin dis sista ask

Nawa for the booby ooo.
*Reminiscing* Back in da dayz when i was growing growing up, breast and bottom was one of the most sacred thing to behold, the breast that i was able to caught a glimpse of was my mom's, my granny's and my stepmom's(accidently) own. But this days, reverse is the case, na you go dey hide make u no see girls breast. Abeg, jesus hasten up ur coming.

Op, What's 18+ about the yansh photo?

bbdrown: All these for 150 mb pere

e be like case

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Hello night crawler, una don dismiss for coven?

egbaguy: dnt know why they only show girls dancing when advertising pads..........cant they show ao d pad is used?

U have a point, we'll setup a committe to look into it.

fubbyy: like a dead man

can you be more elaborate

Op, how are you living?

Sumtin keeps telling me that JF Kennedy engineered his own assasination.

Decryptor: I thot I was the only one who was noticing that bumbum!

*in MJ voice* you're not alone

sylve11: one thing i like about Blessing Okagbare, is her level of concentration.

And one thing i like about her is her back side, when ever she's on the track, all i see is one hell of a buttock bouncing along the lane, but some folks gon say, that's non of my business.
But when a lady got such behind, then she leaves me choice than to make it my business.

Emelcee: Press LIKE if u think that this lady deserves to me honoured as MON by president GEJ.

which way bros

And who is Adama Indemili? That sounds like a shrine

Hiiaa Dies His On Way To Church
Op, na so englis don hard reach?
Deris.............
Btw, nobe bcuz we dey ask 4 pix evidence go mk u give us dat sudanese pix.

Mk i book this space first. Op, I'll be bk 2 school u during break about those symbol cuz they aint originally illuminati.

What a misleading thread, you caption say's
Re: Man ask 200 women if they'll have sex with him - see their reactions.
The words in bold i failed to locate where there are, provide us with that or i'll sue.

englishmart: Dial *60*1* your own phone number #
Do this using the person's phone.

Dis is a call divert code.
Don't try this Op

rattlesnake: Just remove your simcard and scratch the persons name on the card....then at red moon....tie wrapper and by 12mudnight go outside and scream orunmilaaaaaaaaaa as if u want to cry waving Ur hands vigorously and lifting the sim card to heaven for 5 min then insert the card back into the phone...chikena..

I duff ma kokonut 4 dis congosis

waternogetenemy:
It must be the famous yoruba coned heads

Is that head for real?

Spread mat and grab 1 sack of kwulikwuli, Longfellow02, wey u dey lecture go soon start ooo, no 4get to bring d kunu

berem: but she's from Rivers State I guess.

yeah, probably Ekpeye

berem: What happened to their Igbo names? Husband is from Imo State while mother is an Ikwerre woman. What the hell is Ceaser and Cleopatra?
Mtscheeeeew!!!



Beautiful kids anyway!

She is not from Ikwerre.

Ladystewie: A girl crush is feeling of admiration and adoration which a girl has for another girl, without wanting to have sex with the said girl. a nonsexual attraction, usually based on veneration at some level.
Ok so, sometimes I get girl crushes and my current girl crush is that hot Ghanaian actress from Adams apple with a nice body..(can't remember her name). I like her cos she's hot, talented and has a delicious body(no homo)
Anyway, have you ever had a girl crush? A celebrity, mentor, even here on nairaland? Share your girl crushes.
And for the boys... It don't know if it's cool to have man crushes lol share yours too if you've had any.

Fixed

sailormoon: firestar lol

Roseey0: Caracta
ujusizzle

Lez alert!!!
Brethren, they are slowly coming out from the closet, don't forget to put them in your prayers.
PAZ