₦airaland Forum

Kastonkastroll:
Something is fishy somewhere. Is the VP supposed to make this kind of statement when he clearly knows that the president suspended an elected governor. Omo. 😆 🤣

Abi this shettima no dey nigeria with us ? Hahaha 2027 go funny sha.

He has to blow hot, he's not gonna be picked for second tenure. Time to get dirty, Tinubu attempt to impeach him will worsen Tinubu second tenure ambition 🤷🏿

Wizardslayer:
They'll say Israel did this one too.

The afghans are going to take the blame. They'll deport all afghans and blame them for spying for Israel.

They've been deporting afghans in hordes. The mossads have infiltrated Iranian security forces

The usual suspect, they don't run from a fight. Ayotoallah khameni go soon collect. 🤷🏿

Joshua Dariye will get the seat because of plateau voters (still influential). Tinubu is a cri***al 🤷🏿

Dog wey we dey eat steady for my junction. Make I lap your ama fess, No worry your self

Live there habitat, wetin dey worry you sef . Make Mr cobra and miss viper jam you fess , your mind go dey. Imagine the audacity

UniJos students protesting against neglect of their hostels and environment. According to the students cleaners have not been cleaning the hostels due non-payment of salaries. Those of us already inside have been locked out 😢. They have locked the gates leading to the campus this morning

Lolz, iffahear . Dude catching cruise,

10 more characters needed

She was definitely his side chick, office romance gone South.

Marriage/Wedding party is a good thing but use your head in doing it. If not done well, that's the origin of generational poverty 🤧.
Your Rider fit dey ride another guy, Your baby fit dey beat you. Dey on oOoOO, ire o

Tinubu boys, Paris Branch. That's the structure, they're everywhere 🤷🏿

LegendHero:
Even when rice sold for N800 per bag, people no still fit afford am.

That's about $75 USD🤦. commodities are far more expensive than now🤷🏿

1989 $1 = N7.39 (N10.70 Black Market Rate)

It's 120k presently 🤯💩🤐

My mum gave us hot tea in the morning, my dad was rushing us up to go to school. Local man ran and brought straw thinking it's going to be cold as usual , I got my buccal cavity burnt 😩😩😩

Obidients are still chilling and waiting to serve Tinubu shocker of his life 🤷🏿

Pablo Escobars and Charles Ponzis will export their well known trade 🙌, please save Nigeria more embarrassment 🤷

My serious contact can't do sim card welcome back because of nin issues.

brightk:
funny enough most of the coded guest houses are in coded environments

He doesn't know 🤣😂😅. Many apartments don't have sign post 🤷. Owners are cashing out low-key

Nigerians are poor at paying debt. Run from family and friends. You can't shame the shameless, your business will be on hold while the sleep well. Money for ground, back for ground.
Some will even tell you Nigeria is owing countries 🤦🤷🏿

No gree make Dem use sweet mouth send you back to village. You will having sleepless nights while they party around..

Chizillar1:
Inks are in huge demand despite in electronic age. Even with the computer inks are still in great use for printing textiles, books, newspapers, and cosmetics, soaps, foods, drugs etc packets and other containers. Inks are classified according to the application methods

What's the difference of paper ink abi industrial with food grade ink (sachet water printing)?

Now we all know we're the millions of dollars came from. Peter is a cri*****l🤷🏿

IbeOkehie:
Not true. I came to the USA without a single dollar, truly I started at less than zero because my plane ticket was bought with borrowed money. I know several people who arrived in the same state of penury in recent years and also 20 and 30 years ago.

I've told one story here on Nairaland, the guy arrived straight from village to NYC and didn't know anyone. He got free room and board at a YMCA and took a job there as a cleaner or janitor. He found NYC too expensive and got to know some Nigerians who advised him to try a Southern State and he came to North Carolina where we met. He started working as a cook at a restaurant where I was a waiter. I moved on to University, another Nigerian who worked with us there named Henry Nnadi got involved in bank fraud and went to prison, was deported and died in Nigeria. The salad prep guy was also Nigerian, a middle aged Igala man who left Nigeria as a manager at a major bank. The banker founded at least 3 businesses that failed but eventually hit success with a particular venture and became a millionaire. As in, if I direct you to the business on the web you will know, but I know because I know where and how he lives.

This man I'm writing about eventually became a restaurant manager for a major sit down chain while still an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT and still is doing that job today. This is real life, this is the USA. Choose your path and live with the results.

He married a Nigerian American girl whose dad is a bona fide millionaire. They all go to the same Church, a sect with very strict rules, that's how he met her. If not for privacy I could show you newspaper articles where the father in law is mentioned in business reports, one in particular where he won a business deal worth $25 million if I remember correctly. I will tell this much, he worked in Big Pharma.

You don't need a kobo to start a journey to the middle class in the USA. I know that for sure. Americans are kind people with established charitable systems to help those who want to help themselves. If that's sugar-coated it sure is sweeter than Nigeria and it worked for me, my family and many others.

God Bless the USA, God Save the King.

Good Luck to Nigerians.

You met with all this people which year?

Approach with caution, which kind toks be 3m abi stolen vehicle.
Bia, b kiaful

Bwanasaraw:
PDP always win Local Government elections in the FCT even when Buhari was President. At least 4 out of the 5 area councils.

Meanwhile what has Ireti Kingibe done with Constituency Allowance in the FCT apart from issuing press conferences here and there.

Legislators are to pass abi you want structure of sharing stolen money

bid4rich:
The way danfo driver drives ehn,

It's better to drive yourself and even at that, they will still come jam you.

One carry me one day and he park to buy Alomo bitters, not minding the passengers sef.

they are bunch of what I cannot say

Tinubu structure, MC OLOUMO minions. Height of rascality, carelessness, very anyhow thing

MadHeadLeft2:
Some female drivers are harbingers of terrible accidents, some men also, but I always yield to females. They scare me.

Women drivers are very stubborn behind the steering. Very heartless, they won't shift but rather allow you crash and it ends up consuming then. Fear female truck drivers

Disenfranchised:
I remember my friend and I drunk like fucck were doing 200 on this bridge around 2am. But God was mercyful🙏

Guy, the road too smooth, highway to hell 😅😂🤣. Did 160kmph

I've been driven 160km/h or 100mph severally on that bridge , very smooth road. Raise am, raise am, raise am voom voom boom boom boom boom 🙌

Lagos state government will make good money if speed cameras are installed on that bridge 👌📌💯.

Make e no back forever , what manner of thing is this

NCAN are fully satisfied, not surprised at the turn of events. Descendants of Pablo Escobar and Charles Ponzi 🤷🏿

Na fear of EFCC ICPC. Even governor Bala Mohammed is low key ADC member

tunjijones:
Tonto dike former husband.

This man really dodged a bullet. Several bullets sef...

Omo, that one na hellfire. She Japa with his land cruiser Prado , very anyhow thing.