₦airaland Forum

starkid7k:
guy u 2much

Bless! Used 2 be a rapper,so am creative with words

seanbond:
what are you using to study and will you write your pume in lag??

I read whatever I cud read,newspapers,biology text,maths,english,sport,magazines,online articles etc.Most times its the little things dat matters while u r there killing urself on the more complicated ones.Unilorin post utme is not hard,so just take it easy,relax and study various stuffs(Even the ones u might feel u don't need)

Yes am writing my exam in Lag

Ok...........Am back like my ass!

khassy:
with the rate at which this thread is moving

I better declare my decision now ooo

*clears throat**

ehen

make I warn una now.....I and I alone have the unauthorized and unequivocal right to be d FTC on page 100
anybody that attempts or attempts to attempt attempting being FTC on that thread ehnnnn... consider yourself dead


general public take note
CC
youngmilio2
boigrammz
ayokunlei
idgaf
kunzu
rkarang
Wheesin
yustash
DrHesjay
temmi001
donabydeco
crowther15
lucrownt
duke59


and all other non popular threaders because na una d sabi spoil person plan pass




CHEW SHUGACANE

Yo Papi,unless FTC stands for "F*ck That Chick" then I would "Face The Challenge" or maybe I wud if it's 4 a beautiful "Full Time Chick" otherwise "F*ck The Challenge" cos I don't "Follow The Crowd" "But if u're talking about "First To Comment" then I guess I won't "Fail To Comply"............Cos u know me.........I just don't give a F*ck about that!!! So I'll just take a pass on ur "First Time Challenge" with me

BoiGrammz:
e dey as you leave am o..

@donabydeco no, werin happen? You won ft me? I full ground.

@wheesin why you like bad belle like this?? I no get carry over sir.. Na only GNS be my R course and I body bag am, 91. make thunder fire you for there

@khassy who tell you say I dey follow girls up and down?? U see me?? That's false accusation bro, I might decide to sue you.. And about who cost pass na reminisce o..

Youngchop on the beat...............


Always knew u had a thing 4 music.Saw ur lines ytday.Gr8 lines dawg! But it's one thing 2 write gr8 lines,another 2 gat gr8 delivery skill.Wsh I cud hear a demo or somthing

By the way,am a producer nd hiphop is what I breathe daily

temitemi1:
Hijab should be cancelled in our society!

Waiting for the day u wud comment like u are an adult(Which I don't think u are).From my assesment u shud be 12-15 years.Surprise me 4 once!!


Wether skirt or hijab,if the board allows it,we shud respect it.Its the individual's choice.Only problem is,how do u partake in rope climbing,marching n d rest.If u can,then it's all gud!

khassy:
roots my decoy number
don't want people bugging my main line
08102409202

Dang it! Av stayed away from whatsapp so long,didn't know my version has become "extinct"..............Wud update it now but wud send u a msg by morning

A nigga gat 2 study now for post utme

Adios Papi

khassy:
sent me a Whatsapp message

got ma digits?

No I don't! Bbm wud av been beta coz...............Don't know what da f*ck is wrong wit me.Seldom open ma whatsapp,seldom reply fellaz!

But if u still insist,send dem digits.Maybe I cud change because of u cos its about time

khassy:
nice one dawg but am afraid I may not be serious until I pay for something

reside around Abuja??

Aight compadre! I do undastand u.
I reside in Lag anyways

khassy:
I meant just BASIC programming

Aight bro,tanks a lot!!! And by the way dawg,u don't need 2 waste a huge amount of stash 2 attend a computer school this hols,u can simply teach urself.I can code on 3 languages + am gud at ethical hacking(Pen testing),and its all by my effort.Screw NIIT and d rest,learn it urself bro and save cash

khassy:
just basic rubbish

looking to learn on ma own this holiday

Wish u were a bit specific on the languages though,but its all gud

khassy:
good to know
my last Bleep was 1788 and it cost me a whopping $300000000
can't afford a fvxk again

Lmao............Dang it mehn!
Even giving a f*ck is just so expensive these days.A nigga just can't afford dat anymo!!!
By the way bro,what programming languages did u do in this 1st year?

khassy:
the nigga still be searching for a fvxk to give

for any ?

and how been today

Dang it mehn! Don't know about u but the last time I gave a f*ck was the year 1754,and 3 niggas died............Since then,I just don't give a f*ck anymo!!!

My day was awesome by the way

khassy:
no hamna shida today ??

Lmao............Yo amigo! That was just funny.......Thought thesame when I saw his post! By the way,hope a nigga gud?

A gr8 step in the right direction......Nobody shud feel irreplaceable/untouchable.This wud instill fear and send a msg 2 whoever that wud be given an appointment,wether ministerial,military or wateva.If u don't meet up 2 ur duties,sack aint far!!!

To me that's what Nigeria needs, not a weak president that condoles corruption and see "Manage" as ok.

Amodsun:
naija I hail...despite d boko boys,we must find a way of amusing one another.
congrats to Serena Williams,babe e no easy..swagger it all d way na Ur time.
mk I hear say this thread no mk Frontpage..weh Bros lalasticlala name dn join..oya Frontpage legoo..
meanwhile.PMB abeg do sumtin fast about this boko boys ohh..cos on how north finish na east,south or west dem go take refuge .

Dude! What are u...........U still in 2006 or what.Who still says "Swagger"?
Give it up bro! Move on!!!

Amodsun:
naija I hail...despite d boko boys,we must find a way of amusing one another.
congrats to Serena Williams,babe e no easy..swagger it all d way na Ur time.
mk I hear say this thread no mk Frontpage..weh Bros lalasticlala name dn join..oya Frontpage legoo..
meanwhile.PMB abeg do sumtin fast about this boko boys ohh..cos on how north finish na east,south or west dem go take refuge .

When was the last time I heard d word "swagger"..............Hmmmmmm! 2006 I guess!
Dude! Move on,that word is in d past

Which one is "Daily anus"
Seems lyk a diarrhoea site with lots of sh*t 2 offload

The story is true.Its on yahoo news.You can do a google search on it

femi4wonders:
I Smell Racism...let d doctors collect d liver back from him and let's see what happens. Ingrate

Did u even read the story or is it that u find it hard 2 comprehend?

Nairalanders and their habit of commenting without reading or adequate knowledge of a story.Just so absurd!!!

khassy:
GUESS WAH











IDGAF what you think Bae

would love to see your comment after the post ume
and dafuq who said this was about pages... this about old time buddies chilling out and having fun and if you ain't satisfied with that... hit the unfollow button and quit the bitching Ms Grammarian cus it's utterly useless and of no point since we ain't goon take instructions from nobody ma'am


dafuq I jus mentioned my nigga;P

Damn ryt u just did bro.But it's all gud.Cos u's a top dawg.I see u hombre

rkarang:
I certainly don't have respect for peevish and obnoxious folks.

Few weeks ago, I posted 13 questions, I had the intention of posting more but was not encouraged... Besides, we've always been answering intelligent questions from aspirants. [eg quota for each department, likely questions, etc]. Even to the extent of praying for them.

Actually, this doesn't surprise me at all. In last year UTME thread, a lady once directed her repulsive post to me... saying "instead of them to be studying, they're busy..." As if passing exams requires not playing at all.

Well, I don't find it difficult to identify pain in the head folks... They always appear serious, even in academic activities, but we certainly Know them


Last bullet:

Bad manager fixes blame, while a good manager fixes fault. If you feel our discussion is not pertinent to the topic under discussion, fix em. You attend UNILORIN right? Then; it won't be new to you that even in classroom (a supposed serious place right?), there's always "digression". [You can verify that in our GNS text:listening skill ]

Epic bro,Just so epic!

micynute94:
@rkarang
@ khassy.. ma guy..

if u like talk from morning till night about scores n ladies.. hehehe. I dey yr back...
Actually ur convo dey ginger me jare n it's making my already "Family size" appetite for unilorin double..
Don't wanna call names but e fight dey scratch me..

U ppl shouting n ranting about how unethical the staylites behavior are, in one word.. KYFMS.. I mean STFU!..

Wat v u guys contributed so far except ask about one foolishh past question or the legendary " Z d post ume form out ".
Had it bin that u v a li2 brain, u will know Google z ur friend n unilorin website last time i checked is still functioning...

When i remembered how this thread gatz to b ehnnn... d idi** of a being who created dz thread... where z she?.
Got to a stage i v to leave UI thread here on NL cos ppl were thinking i was a UI aspirant, it was so active...

Make una no just annoy me at all.....
If u r tired of their stories, get a car, a map n drive straight to hell...

Even from their jokes n comments, I now know acc bla bla bla z hard n bla bla bla...
Atleast i like d fact they keep drumming to my ears that Unilorin ain't beans.....

Ciao.......

All these while where sense dey wey we no dey see!!!Standing ovation 4 u bro.That was just so f**king legendary 4 my liking!!!
Been telling these negroes!!!

khassy:
this is ma nigga talking sense
one of the few aspirants with number 6

10 of these for you ma nigga ;P;P

I see u Papi!!! Tank God I have Afang soup already

2scorehigh:
Thank you!

I must confess that the impatience I see many Nigerians exhibiting inasmuch as it is very amusing to me, is also quite senseless!

U speak my mind bro!!! Somtimes I wonder if it's illiteracy,or inadequate info,or just poverty that makes people 2 think ignorantly/irrationaly and make comments that are just 2 unreasonable and absurd.Putting their whole existence in the hands of one individual that is imperfect

refreshrate:
In the fullness of time i guess. So you still dey believe all dis things?
Guy!

Bros,its normal 4 politicians to play politics.Name one leader in world that made promises b4 elections and fulfil all? Jonathan? C'mon mehn.Let's be reasonable.You can't achieve all ur promises,unless u r a magician,which many of u see Buhari as.The man hasn't spent up 2 a hundred days in office yet he has achieved a lot,if u can't see d achievements,me I can,if u can't applaud his little achievements, is it when he turns water in2 wine u wud be impressed?

Donabydeco:
Remedial Putme form is out already,which is free of Charge and all Exam to Hold By Auqust 10th.. You UTME quys will write ur putme after August 10th.
Concerninq the general Putme form it will be out soon Probably july 18th...

Meet you quys in PS by God grace..

Thanks bro!!! That's what have been talking about,Information!

eniolaamoda:
Guy call a spade a spade
Bcus a ladys husband is impotent does dat warrant the gate man to have sex with her.

If d applicant have nuttin to do Dan past questions then leave dem alone it still their thread bro

U guys coming here talking issh bout ur courses nd scores how does dat solve d issue

Pls swerve abeg
U don't have a point

Well,4 ur info,am an aspirant,plus we are all entitled 2 our opinion.
But,I tink we all have a role in assisting each other with things that cud aid our success.I search 4 info regularly if there's any, and post it here............What role have u been able 2 play? It's rhetorical,so I don't need ur ansa...........Anyway,let's just kill it and start thinking of ways 2 help each other,exam is nigh!!!

DelGardo:
Bros
Try hide your ignorance small na.
You don't have to be a big economy to be invited to G7 summit. Thank me later.. don't mention.

Bros.........Abeg,help me tell am o "Grew the economy 2 be invited 4 G7?" Is the invitation based on how big ur economy is?

refreshrate:
Global price of crude oil has still not been resolved. In fact i no see fuel buy, if i see na fight with agberos and other motorists for petrol station

The 5k allowee promised per month i no see the form fill talk less of get alert.

Dollar no gree come down to Naira make dem be 1 to 1, abi na Naira no gree jump to Dollar level? Any which way e no sha happen.

One free meal per day...my belle don dey touch my back o. Abi ramadan don become all year round event for all citizens?

This guy don post everybody for Nigeria come instigate a new level of political lying.
Next election na to vote who go promise everybody free car and free house.

Nigerians ehn! Do u expect him 2 fulfil all these promises in a day?
How many days has he spent in office?
He met d country in a total mess,yet look at all what he has been able 2 achieve(Without ministers) in just a while!! Let's be reasonable mehn.Change is not a day's work.Be grateful 4 the little u can see.Afta did all these happen under Jonathan?

eniolaamoda:
Oga both parties r at fault.

Dude! The only group at faults are the applicants,have a check on Uniben's thread and see what they have goin on.They are somwhere around page 300 while Ilorin is at 52.There's no starlite on their thread,yet..........!!!
They solve questions and all dat,share latest info.All without the help of starlite
So don't blame starlites 4 hijaking the thread,if applicants needed help,they wud render,but as it stands applicants don't seem 2 need any!!!