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Romance › Re: Is She Trying To Play Me? by IfyAwazie(f): 1:00am On Jan 04, 2025
Namaster:
Of course, she is! grin

You expressed your feelings to her but she FRIEND ZONED you while ANOTHER man was pounding her like owambe yam.

While you were busy forming good FRIEND, she was busy forming BADDIE for another man.

She DIDN'T bother to use condom.
She DIDN'T bother to use birth control pills.

Now that she's been TRAUMATIZED by pregnancy and childbirth and ABANDONED by the man she BENCHED you for, she sees the MERITS of a faithful and committed man ready to settle for RUBBISH.

You wanted to fuccck her but you SETTLED for being her friend.

So she KNOWS you as the guy who settles for LESS. That's why she's singing a different tune and aggressively LOBBYING for you to marry her.

You were the BACKUP plan.
Ready to swoop in when her MAIN man fails her.
The backup plan has been ACTIVATED.

She gave you a body and pussy that have been RUINED by the birth of another man's spawn and you're already CONFUSED.

Wake up!
However good you think the pussy is now, it was BETTER before she pushed a human head out of it.

If you give in to the manipulations of her SHIPWRECK of a pussy and her SUDDEN newfound realisation that you are her long lost SOULMATE, you will WASTE your life by labouring to provide for her and her BASTARD.

Meanwhile, the father will ALWAYS be lurking in the corner ready to RAVISH the pussy you now cherish at a moment's notice.

They will use excuses of "letting the child know both parents" to frolick and canoodle right under your nose.

Resist or interfere and you'll be branded an INSECURE man.

It's a LOSING game for you.

You have been waiting for a message from God, here it is:

VANISH!
Waooo.. Really a nice message but Not from God because God won't bash someone like this. Nawa.
Music/Radio › Re: Burna Boy Left The Stage At The Greater Lagos After A Fan Jumped On Stage (video by IfyAwazie(f): 2:51pm On Jan 01, 2025
You can't blame him nah.. He's scared of attack..
Celebrities › Re: Check Out How Wizkid Walked Up To Gov. Sanwoolu To Greet Him At Lagos Music Fest by IfyAwazie(f): 2:47pm On Jan 01, 2025
Hmmm... i thought he'll dobale as omo oluwabi..
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Praying In Yoruba For His Fans At The Greater Lagos Concert by IfyAwazie(f): 2:44pm On Jan 01, 2025
Thought this guy get money but it's not really showing atal. .. So skinny..
Celebrities › Re: Notable Nigerian Celebrities Who Died In 2024 (Photos) by IfyAwazie(f): 10:29pm On Dec 31, 2024
olaiya2007:
Why wigwe picture dey two places... Na twice him die sad
.. As i was feeling sad, this ur post come make me laf..
Christianity Etc › Re: End The Year With Praise by IfyAwazie(f): 10:09pm On Dec 31, 2024
GLORY TO THE MOST HIGH GOD
Nairaland General › Re: What’s The Most Helpful Advice You Got From Nairaland This Year? by IfyAwazie(f): 10:07pm On Dec 31, 2024
Mind what you type grin
Christianity Etc › Re: BREAKING: Netherlands Introduces Nationwide Burqa Ban In Public Places by IfyAwazie(f): 5:28pm On Dec 31, 2024
Na the ones wey dey back pickin cover am for hot sun dey tire me..
Nairaland General › Re: Tonight Is The 31st Night! How Are You Spending It? (Photos) by IfyAwazie(f): 5:16pm On Dec 31, 2024
capnies:
GOD IS NOT IN THE CHURCH GOD IS WITHIN YOU
YOU PRAISE GOD BY DOING THINGS THAT GIVES HIM GLORY 247 365
... Oga lecturer where i mention church for my post.. In His presence can be in my room.. Abeg mind ur business shocked
Nairaland General › Re: Tonight Is The 31st Night! How Are You Spending It? (Photos) by IfyAwazie(f): 3:05pm On Dec 31, 2024
As always, In the presence of God, Praising Him. IN HIS PRESENCE THERE IS FULLNESS OF JOY...
Romance › Re: I Used Witchcraft To Make My Husband’s Dick Useless – Lady Confesses by IfyAwazie(f): 2:59pm On Dec 31, 2024
Na radio station dem dey do confession abi na church..
Politics › Re: World Affairs Nominates Bola Tinubu For Best Leader In The World Award by IfyAwazie(f): 2:45pm On Dec 31, 2024
cheesy cheesy grin grin.. End of the year joke
Nairaland General › Re: What Did You Learn In 2024? by IfyAwazie(f): 2:44pm On Dec 31, 2024
Urgent 2k no dey make person rich cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: Welcome To Beautiful Owerri City (pics) by IfyAwazie(f): 2:43am On Dec 31, 2024
Normal pictures.. Nothing special.
Food › Re: Can't Believe I Have Spent 4k On Food Today by IfyAwazie(f): 2:38am On Dec 31, 2024
Must you eat twice a day? cheesy
Science/Technology › Re: What Can I Use To Kill Mosquitoes? by IfyAwazie(f): 2:21am On Dec 31, 2024
sleek214:
You can use AK47 or better still, invite IDF to come and bomb the mosquitoes
... cheesy cheesy very funny... Op,, it's like you won do advert for people selling insecticide.
Romance › Re: Bahm bahm lyrics by IfyAwazie(f): 2:19am On Dec 31, 2024
Thank God this is not from an igbo lady.. Ndi igbo Amaka.
Romance › Re: Adam Lefkoe Weds Wife, Inemesit In Akwa Ibom (Photo) by IfyAwazie(f): 2:10am On Dec 31, 2024
Lovely couple... The lady for no wear cloth for the white wedding.. because she marry oyinbo, see as she open bress..
Christianity Etc › Re: Member Mistakenly Sends 100k Instead Of N10k For Tithe, Demands Refund by IfyAwazie(f): 1:58am On Dec 31, 2024
This can't be real... Lol.. The pastor is even quoting Bible instead to refund the money without quarrel..
Christianity Etc › Re: No New Year Prophesies Yet From Religious Leaders? by IfyAwazie(f): 1:39am On Dec 31, 2024
Them no want online attack smiley
Celebrities › Re: DJ Kulet divorces partner over sexual abuse of minor (PHOTOS) by IfyAwazie(f): 1:28am On Dec 31, 2024
Hmm.. So, he started cheating within 8 months of una marriage? Na lie abeg, he don dey cheat since but you just decided to ignore the warning sign
Celebrities › Re: Alleged Missing N180 Million: We Have Recovered N78 Million - Verydarkman by IfyAwazie(f): 12:23am On Dec 30, 2024
Story for the gods..
Christianity Etc › Re: Ending 2024 With Or Without Jesus? by IfyAwazie(f): 11:18am On Dec 29, 2024
Jesus Christ.. The beginning and the end.
Food › Re: After Detty December, Get Ready For Chef Omar by IfyAwazie(f): 11:13am On Dec 29, 2024
creamysally:
There will be free food at the venue
.. grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Plans And Prayers For Next Year 2025 by IfyAwazie(f): 10:02am On Dec 29, 2024
God bless you
Romance › Re: Which Woman Do I Choose by IfyAwazie(f): 9:35am On Dec 29, 2024
paxx:
what if u suspect he will marry someone else
... Say NO to abortion
Health › Re: Please Guys What Causes This Red Spots by IfyAwazie(f): 4:17am On Dec 29, 2024
Can be water reaction...
Romance › Re: Which Woman Do I Choose by IfyAwazie(f): 4:06am On Dec 29, 2024
paxx:
can u abort the child of a man who loves u
.. God forbid
Food › Re: After Detty December, Get Ready For Chef Omar by IfyAwazie(f): 4:02am On Dec 29, 2024
Yoruba ladies and owambe(party) ... Them too like food grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Jesus Is God To Christians And Believers by IfyAwazie(f): 3:53am On Dec 29, 2024
JESUS CHRIST IS GOD
Christianity Etc › Re: Socio Africa Announces RCCG As Church Of The Year! Honoring Its Impact, Communit by IfyAwazie(f): 3:49am On Dec 29, 2024
Church of the year for Nigerian or Africa.... Next na general overseer of the year.. Mtcheww
Christianity Etc › Re: Jewish Celebrations Vs Christain Celebrations by IfyAwazie(f): 3:42am On Dec 29, 2024
Whatever rocks ur world

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