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d last tym ah checked,Genny doesnt eat Snails... |
Bayo and his wife Ola received a letter from their daughter who went to study modern chemistry overseas. SHE WROTE~My beloved parents, I miss u so much & it breaks my heart to think that by d time i get back, you will be too old. So, enclosed you will find a bottle of a red portion i have invented. It will make u young, so when i return, you will be the same age as i left u. NOTE: "Pls, take only a drop."GoodBye i love u! So they opened the envelope & in it, is a bottle with a red portion.The man looked at his wife & says U go first".So Ola takes a drop, thereafter Bayo follows.Indeed d wife turns 5yrs younger. Years later,the daughter returned home to find her mother young & pretty, carrying a baby on her back.The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how d portion worked & made her look young. D daughter was happy & asks after her father ."Your Father? Hmmmmm,, ur father was so jealous dat i was so young and beautiful, so he drank the whole bottle. Whaaaat? So where is he?" replied her daughter. Hmmmm na him dey my back |
FrancisTony: I didn't see you among the members.oopsy ah no evn notice am@bolded ma go join... |
. #MODIFIED ...all in a bid to open a new page. #Jobless_Me ![]() |
FrancisTony: Okay! I am doing it in the night.tenks bro buh ah don join dah group since last yr fah ![]() |
u neva get ur user-id & pin yet? FrancisTony: Wow! That means I am safe.First bank,Ipaja |
FrancisTony: Akboze said he didn't fill his jamb reg number during bank registeration.d cashier also made a mistake in ma reg no,buh ah used d original no to retrieve ma user id & pin... |
aysuccess99: UI isn't treating me well at all. The stress is just too much. You run here and there. From CBN to FLT, to Father Folley Lab etc. But I thank God sha. Don't worry, you guys will soon join the system. ![]() |
FrancisTony: I haven't done my online reg but I made a mistake in the bank.chai u gaz get down to d bank & explain urself,u knw dah teller thingy ez essential |
Pr0ton: Abeg who know d exam dateexam date neva comot bro |
Spotless180: Was anyone sent text message or email after the putme registration? Cos i did nt see anything like that.none i think |
FrancisTony: Thanks.lolz abi na u don jack al dose buks finish chai,oga surfree o |
aiit boss... cleverj01: Mine was as cool as ice too!hope lectures aint weighing u down ? |
twas kul o,urs ![]() cleverj01: Lets nt prolong d whole ish! #One_love. Hw ws d day?#ifyx_cares ![]() |
cleverj01: 'Nt evr1 thinks wif a straight head fah' next time, try as much as possible to be less insultive while talking to someone you have never met before. Who knows..... We might be needing each other somedays! #CLEVER_cares!ah! bros ah no even get u for mind wen ah posted dat,check d previous posts sire b4 u nail me! |
FrancisTony: ...and I mistakenly unfollowed these thread. ![]() |
Dopeyomi: Walahi i wunt post anytin here again..lolz no trouble yaself bro,nt evr1 thinks wif a straight head fah |
aiit boss cleverj01: Ui switched frm oral 2 writen test in the year 2011. They've writen jst 3 post utme test in wich candidates were nt alowed 2 go out wit d question paper. Infact, last year, we submited d question paper b4 d OMR sheet. Never wanted 2 coment on dis ish bt i'm jst forced 2. Dere is ntin bad in practicing past questions bt plz dnt pay 4 it bcus i cn categoricaly tel u dat Ui dosn't av a past question out there. Btw, why nt purchase past questions nd answer in UTME 4 jst 200 or 250, trust me u wnt regret it bcus most if nt al of d questions dat wil b set is goten frm past utme questions. #my half cent. #CLEVER_cares! |
ah need some1 to confirm if UI did written pume prolly in 2005,2006 or 2007 |
aiit @Bukky
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Efe,av tried sending it again,ah hope u receive it nw... @all,if u nid d file,ask dose who have got thiers... #MB probs |
Dsurgeon: hw genuine are d past questns?ah cant vouch for dat bro... |
diarisgod: Please send it to my e-mail too diarisgod@gmail.comav sent it bro |
Dopeyomi: ok b0ss...eeyah tot ur course needed biology? |
Efe2real,check ya mailbox |
![]() Dopeyomi: b0ss ah neva recieve alert na..aiit ma send to efe |
Dopeyomi: have u seen the mail? D past question is in pdf formatyap,av seen it! |
Dopeyomi: ah d0n xend am..aiit expect d alert vewi soon,,, tenkz once again! |
Dopeyomi: check ur mail in few minutes..lolz,tenkz much bro oya send ya account number ![]() |
Dopeyomi: FINALLY!!! I downloaded the past questi0ns of U.ihmmm ah hope itz genuine o,could u pls send it to ma e-mail account: ifyoluwafemi@yahoo.com or u could gimme d download link |
nice 1 there @Papindinho #following |
Abiodun2014: Aii... No p am all earsaiit lemme send yhu a PM |
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