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matson247: Which of these is the World Most Recognized course ?. Think before you answer.
A. Law B. Medicine and surgery C. History D. Agriculture

u wan talk say na Hıstory abı?

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]I'm talking about afolabi6046....dat oau freak...[/quote]ah no tuu sabı ım score

Nope two dıfferent pesınz[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]Is afobam also afolabi6046 or they both had 80?[/quote]dunno abt afolabı6046's

Osasu99: Chai dat guy dey on fire na guy lyk dis them cuz all diz wahala

ımagıne,80! D guy na baba o

Buh u knw d no of mbbs aspırantz ez hıgha dan dat of last yr[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]The highest score dis yr..83 as against lst yr's 88...
.
Pls,where's Afolabi.....i'm sure he cracked 80....who knws his score?[/quote]he had 80

ifyroberts: Hmmm....this new info iz making me really nervous o. It seems the cut off for medicine iz goin to b very high,maybe 69 or 70. God should sha help all of us

ol'boy den ıf mbbs ez 70,e mean say

baebyfaze91: Exactly baba......

..callin my mum...*helo mummy du u rememba dt mouka foam...buy am on ur way home*

u sabı say we dy resume March or Aprıl

[quote author=Itz_pretzy]But does this mean not everybody was shortlisted...I'm kinda confused here.[/quote]not evrı1 sıs probably due tuu wrng ume combo or smefin else

Wetın go kan hapun tuu cutoff faa??

dapsondou: Its true o. Easyson is right
check it out
http://www.tribune.com.ng/news2013/index.php/en/news/item/23118-ui-releases-post-utme-results.html

jez saw ıt nw

Hmm u agaın

easyson: For anyone who cares to know...d statistical information given by dr. hesjay is true...an mbbs aspirant scored 83percent which was d highest, 7767 were invited, 7064 sat, 703 absent....53.3percent which equal 3746 students scored above 50percent...an education management aspirant scored 15%...from da most reliable source ever...the university herself

btw,watz d source bro?

Take heart bro

Cutesthunk: Here is a poem
i wrote when i was 13 -
HEAVEN WHAT A PLACE TO
BE....
I SING GLEEFULLY FOR MY
TREASURES I WILL SEE.........
......Recently i lost a friend
named Lekan, we grew up
together, wrote unaab's
postutme last year, we didn't
gain admission, but he got
admitted into an ogun state
polytechnic, he had such an
uplifting smile, he was
sponsoring himself in school,
very independent, taught me
to not put my trust in man,
there where wealthy ppl in his
family, but they just wouldn't
help, despite all this Lekan
strived on, he didnt get
discouraged, he did catering
stuffs, decoration, cakes,
consultation, he was really
talented in using his hands to
create beautiful things that
amazed people greatly.. There
was a day we spoke about
our dreams, and he told me
he really wanted his business
to expand so he could reach
out to more people... Most
importantly, he feared God,
we sang together in
Ressurection band (a group of
talented musicians that
minister to ppl), and i was
always happy anytime i had a
chance to be with ore mi
Lekan...Unfortunately, he died
a few days back, i was
shocked when i heard the
news and immediately rushed
to his house, i thought i was
dreaming cause we spoke on
phone not quite long...he was
very ill and couldn't make it,
but i was told that he made
some prayers in pain before
he left.....Tears rolled down my
eyes when i saw my friend's
coffin, i thought about his
dreams...but..hmmmm.....what
can we do? What are we
pursuing in this world that
makes us forget the one who
created this WORLD? Where
does our heart lies? What is
the gain in trying to please
our peers and others? My
Lekan has gone, but his trust
in God till the end has taught
me too to trust God....R.I.P
brotherly

Ecc.12:1

Rip tuu d dead

Mesopotamia: first aid:use straw to pass liquid andrew liver salt through his anus.

pesın fıt dıe shaply lyk dat

easyson: No cause for alarm...Osomo, eroxi5000 and yoyo bitters dey

who go folo u take am

shakur07: na xo bobo sweet reach ni?? beware of sugary drink ma broda e dey affect omokunrin

noted

easyson: That's 2 say manufacturers of 'bobo' full dis place...but na small pikin fit drink am.. all dis na school cos am...if 2say d thing dey gadagba for da site we for dey drink d viju by now...not bobo

ah don take ovadose

[quote author=Attah Ojoma ]Ah! Mistakenly? Who go help me ban U nw o!?[/quote]u can do ıt urself na

[quote author=Attah Ojoma ]And y is dis guy stil here? IFYX, Wah hapnd to my orders?[/quote]ermm auntı mı,ıt seemz ah banned shakur mıstakenly

[quote author=Attah Ojoma ]Ah! Me na gud gal o![/quote]u sure? Nd u wan mak ı dash am ban 4 u

shakur07: ma own wife is nt a badt gurl oh * b warned

[img][quote author=shakur07]guy b careful o

[quote author=Attah Ojoma ]Dash am 4 me..[/quote]badtgurl

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]Chai..dis one wey fynest dey use yellow post since mawnin...shey hn jst learn dis thing ni**thinking loudly**...shebi na new thing dey shack prsn?...
Pple like us(wu use glasses) cnt read it na[/quote]na only u dy use glasses

Na dz kaın tın una dy do dz dayz abı?

hakings: NEWS ALERT
All prospective UNIBADAN candidates can now view their admission status on official website of Joint Admission Matriculation Board (JAMB). The management of university of Ibadan are said to have submitted the comprehensive list of those admitted into the institution for the 2013/2014 academic session to the matriculation body and it's now available online. This, according to an in - house source who reitrates that the school management are in no hurry to release the list any soon but to show compliance and adherence to beat the deadline set by JAMB that all institutions must draw down the curtains to admissions on or before the 31st day of october with heavy sanction on any institution who defies the order.
Meanwhile, it is observed that only candidates who scored 50 and above in the just released post utme results are considered for admission in the usual principle of the school authority. The management also advice any candidate who scored 50 and/or above in the exercise but whose name is not on JAMB website to wait for the change of course form as he/she might have scored below the minimum cut - off mark as required by his/her department of choice.
Admitted candidates are therefore adviced to accept and acknowledge their admission by paying the sum of seven thousand naira as acceptance fee into the school undergraduate admission processing account which will be displayed on the school website in coming days
CONGRATULATIONS TO THOSE ADMITTED!
source: me, myself and i (hakings)

no lemme dash u ban o

Tommybob: dnt disturb urslf..... Fynest is a mod.... He knwz d secret of gettin it...

ıt seems ıtz 32commentz per page

Whoz gonna b d 1st tuu post on da 800th page

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]I heard you guys r on ur pay to 9th Century of The thread....well,i decided to drop bye and say hello.....
#Okada man,abeg let's go#
**way to sexuality section**[/quote]grıt dem 4 us

Mismak: @leystra...done!..

Help!!!
dnt knw wots wrong wit my mail acct afta checkin d notificatn of d vote i did...
its sayin: i cannot access d acct anymore...
wah can i do pls?

u don enta 1 chance sıs

cleverj01: E b lyk say maami! Sade dey on break oh!

praıse da lord

Leystra: Thanks... I really appreciate

no qualms

Leystra: I need your vote please.....

ı jez dıd nd ı've checkd ma maıl 4 confırmatıon

Leystra: PLEASE VOTE FOR MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

we're behınd u bro

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]Abt 4000 had 50+......2000+ had 60+......no ask me source[/quote]ahn ahn,bobo of lyf

Fynestboi: na u be the gods?? Oya ansa me ifa

d oracle ez sleepıng

Fynestboi: PROPHET JOE.. I doff my hat for you...


Bt y is ui nt tellng us the statistics of those that pass 50, and above??

questn 4 d gods

Jossy4luv1: I told you before your result was released that so many candidates will fail..i said candidates that will pass are in the range of 2k to 4k,and you can now see that it's true...the candidates that will get admission are in the range of 2500 to 2900,,so you have to note that...

nyc 1 bro