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You no get money you go dey use Money Point...., so what's the POINT 🤷

Perfume 1.5m, I asked if it's inside 50 gallon liter. Vendor blocked me.

Mariangeles:
Professionals in the house, about how much would it cost to build a house like this?

This is a true life story. The names of the true characters have been changed.

I USED ANOTHER MAN'S SEED (SPERM) BECAUSE I WAS INFERTILE

I got married to my sweetheart Andrea Asor Awen in Dec 2011 traditional wedding in Anyingba, Kogi state. I married the daughter of the famous "Alhaji Kampala". And then did the white wedding in February 18 2012 in Makurdi, Benue state.

After the wedding, we were so excited and looked forward to a blissful marriage. All our Amen's were in place, especially to prayers for children. After about 6 months into the marriage my wife didn't take in eventhough i was consistently performing my conjugal duties on a daily basis (no exaggeration) except when we had the monthly visitor which was very much not welcomed as at the time. Infact it always brought tears.

Then the Hospital excapades began, I will prefer not to mention the names of the doctors and hospitals because I didn't ask their permission to mention them in this post and it might protray them in a light that might be in my opinion unacceptable to them. But i sure appreciate them for every thing they are doing and medicine is a blessing, God uses Medicine also to help us.

I first of all visited a lab and did a sperm count and when the test came out, hmmm. The report said they was no sperm to even count. The news came so hard, oga you no get any sperm count.

This meant i was INFERTILE not IMPOTENT (know the difference). Boy, did I cry..I cried oooooooooooooooooooooooo😭😭😭😭😭. After all, Jesus too cried and it wasn't tears of joy. My wife of life was there for me. Thank God for this kind of wife, she was there petting me as i was sulking.

We now went to the hospital, and did more tests and results were the same. I started treatment alongside prayers, drugs became my steady companion and my curiosity always took me to the hospital for sperm count. I was always disappointed. I even went to this herbal guys one chief Ba.... Need i to mention, desperation can make you do anything. the man gave me those herbs that were bitter and I couldn't stand it and that was the straw that broke the camels back.

During this ordeal, the enemy suggested to me that God was punishing me for all the sins i ever committed...mtcheeeeew😏. I didn't know what i know now, i prayed and fasted, my wife did dry fasting two times at MFM and a little glimmer of hope.
The sperm counted but not up to one thousand ( Normal semen contains 40 million to 300 million sperm per milliliter. A low sperm count is considered to be anything between 10 and 20 million sperm per milliliter. Twenty million sperm per milliliter may be adequate for pregnancy if the sperm are healthy. )but it was really poor. One day i told God to just kill me nah.

At some point after another 2 years, My doctor suggested IUI (Intrauterine insemination) Intrauterine insemination (IUI) — a type of artificial insemination — is a procedure for treating infertility. The Urim & The Thummim. Sperm that have been washed and concentrated are placed directly in your uterus around the time your ovary releases one or more eggs to be fertilized.

which i paid for heavily and it didn't work. And he also suggested IVF which i declined and ofcourse I didn't have money for. At this point we tried several other doctors, one referral to another, and let me add, my wife too was running all kinds of tests and scans o. And continuous intake of drugs.

Finally i got tired, we had heard tens of stories of causes of infertility and most were tied to witchcraft, fathers house, mothers house, wedding gifts etc.

I decided if my seed (sperm) will not work, i am going to use another Man's seed (sperm). Infact i was told by one of those doctors resident in Abuja that i can use another mans seed(sperm), i can be given one with the kind of xtics for a child i like.
It occurred to me that i knew a man's that is just perfect.I knew a man's own that matched all the characteristics i desired. He is fine, good blood group, good health, rich and strong. His name is Jesus.

THE WORD SEED AS USED IN THE BIBLE IS THE ROOT WORD FOR SPERMA, WHICH IS THE WORD SPERM COMES FROM.

I studied all the cases of child delays in the bible, Mary the mother of Jesus, Hannah, Abraham, Samson's mum, Isaac and even Elizabeth etc i paid more attention to Abraham's because it had more evidence. All their conception came from the Sperma of Gods word.

After about 4 years and some months, in June of 2015, to cut long story short.
I was reading the bible and by the Spirit stopped on Mathew 18:19 and it felt like my room lit up with a bright light, the entrance of thy word giveth light.
The scripture says St. Matthew 18:19 Again I say unto you, That if two of you shall agree on earth as touching any thing that they shall ask, it shall be done for them of my Father which is in heaven.

Brothers and sisters, the moment this revelation hit me, I called my wife from the shop just Infront of our house into the parlour that day, she sat down and said how far. I read the scripture to her and i said this is the key to our conception. The Urim & The Thummim. I said to her excitedly, this verse will give us our Children.

I said how many of us are here? She replied just Two of us.
I said we meet the first requirement (IF TWO SHALL).

Second requirement, Shall agree on earth... I said babe where are we? She said on earth.
Thirdly, i said let us agree that this month we will concieve and nine months later you will deliver our first born son. We held hands and i declared Lord you cannot lie thank you because we asked for a child and we have agreed according to your word that it is done ALREADY (Past tense).

And from that day, i never did any sperm count again or even take any drug, Heaven bears me witness. Because i used the seed of God's word and we believed it is more than potent. The count is appropriate. We just maintained Thanksgiving for what we have already.

Dear reader, 9 months later exactly, our first born son came. (agreement in June, she missed her period in July, Noah Asor Aver Awen came march 18th 2016 do the maths). 5 months later my wife concieved again I didn't know the agreement continued because i was just playing my regular computer game😜 with no pregnancy in mind. My daughter Shine Mchivirter Awen came.

And on January 10th 2022 my 3rd born son Ethan Terseer Kashimana Asor Aver Awen Ahough Taku was born. How do i deactivate this seed?🤔

Ladies and gentlemen, there is nothing the seed (sperma) of Gods word cannot impregnate. Any dried situation, barren condition, dead and forgotten problem, demonic sickness, stopping satan in his tracks, pls apply the seed (sperma) of Gods word and believe.

On the 18th of February 2022 exactly, my wife and i just clocked 10years of marital bliss.
I say this boldly without mincing words MARRIAGE SWEET ABEG.

Hebrews 4:12 (AMP)
For the Word that God speaks is alive and full of power [making it active, operative, energizing, and effective]; it is sharper than any two-edged sword, penetrating to the dividing line of the breath of life (soul) and [the immortal] spirit, and of joints and marrow [of the deepest parts of our nature], exposing and sifting and analyzing and judging the very thoughts and purposes of the heart.

Happy 10years wedding anniversary to us"

Rest and Rejoice!

Source: Olufunke Gbarada (The Urim & The Thummim)
#perfectedlight #WaitingOnTheLord
#TheWordWorks #TestimonyFriday
#Testimony

While there's no single "miracle" natural remedy for dead sperm cells, focusing on improving overall sperm health and well-being can help increase the number of viable sperm and improve sperm quality. This involves lifestyle changes and dietary adjustments.
Lifestyle Factors to Improve Sperm Health:

Manage Stress:
Chronic stress can negatively impact sperm production, so incorporating relaxation techniques like meditation or yoga can be
beneficial.

Prioritize Sleep:
Adequate sleep is crucial for overall health, including sperm quality. Aim for 7-9 hours of quality sleep per night.

Maintain a Healthy Weight:
Obesity can negatively impact sperm count and motility.

Limit Alcohol and Tobacco:
Excessive alcohol consumption and smoking can damage sperm cells and reduce their motility.

Avoid Exposure to Contaminants:
Limit exposure to environmental toxins and chemicals, as they can negatively affect sperm production.

Keep Testicles Cool:
The best temperature for sperm production is slightly cooler than body temperature. Avoid hot baths, saunas, and wearing tight clothing.

Exercise Regularly:
Regular exercise, especially aerobic exercise, can improve overall health and potentially sperm quality.

Dietary Changes for Improved Sperm Health:

Eat a Balanced Diet:
Focus on a diet rich in fruits, vegetables, whole grains, and healthy fats.

Include Antioxidant-Rich Foods:
Antioxidants like Vitamin C, Vitamin E, and selenium help protect sperm from damage.

Consume Fish and Seafood:
Omega-3 fatty acids in fish may improve sperm motility and quality.

Eat Walnuts:
Studies have shown that consuming walnuts can improve sperm count and motility.

Consider Supplements:
Some supplements, like Vitamin D and selenium, may also help improve sperm quality. However, it's important to consult with a doctor before taking supplements.

Important Considerations:

Consult with a Doctor:
If you're concerned about low sperm count or motility, it's important to consult with a doctor for a proper diagnosis and treatment plan.

Don't Rely Solely on Natural Remedies:
Natural remedies can be helpful, but they may not be sufficient on their own. Medical interventions like medications or assisted reproductive technologies (ART) may be necessary in some cases.

Be Patient:
Improving sperm health takes time and consistency. It's important to be patient and persistent with lifestyle changes and dietary adjustments.

What did you smoke?

SadiqBabaSani:
As a Governor you should make sure to protect them that's your Job everything excuse mokust be jettisoned

Perfume 1.5m, I asked if it's inside 50 liter gallon, vendor blocked me.

Chilipepper:
Apart from Hello, how else do you pick your calls? — Lady sparks hilarious phone etiquette debate

"HELLO" can not pick a call. The only way to pick a call is by pressing the answer button.

Hello is usually used to start phone call conversation.

Nonsense

You try. Yo! Your papacccyyy, I will like to support with advice. Make sure gay is NOT supported.

Ebubu4:
"your papacy" not "your lordship".

He is not a Bishop. Lordships are for Bishops. Papacy or Papal is for the Pope.

Oya na. Popayyy! I will support your lordship with one tubber yam.

You will still go and vote one incompetent again. Just enjoy.

Trust me, they discussed nothing. They met, ate, laughed at Nigerians foolishness. They have no iota of clue on what to do.

Just remove that yeye close up. I am good with the rest.

Oluwole facts

Ok. I want to contest for that post. Please support me fellow Nigerians.

Talkative number of Amsterdam. Let me money exchange hands, you will hear a different version. I hate nonsense.

Which European leader(s) has ever govern from Nigeria. The shameless fools keep supporting this nonsense

The soap and water does not do 💯 job when 🛀, hence the towel takes the remain responsibility.

tundegan:
Tinubu is a man of integrity.

He will do what is right at the end of the day.

The word INTEGRITY does not apply to Tinubu.

This protest is out of fear, so that Tpain will not declare state of emergency on NBA.

The NBA have caused more damage to this country in so many ways. By allowing illegal processes in the judiciary.

Western food that should be haram, is what they feed on.

Oya go with first aid and do the treatment.

Some women should learn that, in marriage process. The groom-to-be's mother in some cases could have upper hand in certain decisions, especially if the groom-to-be has a special spot for his mother .

Words are powerful. She spoke it, and it came to pass. I guess the mother-in-law to be had a reservation for her, and for her to speak CALL OFF, triggered it.

This is a painful lesson.

Truly speaking since I was born,l have never seen any girl put pressure on her boyfriend to buy her a Bible 🥺🥺👀

My guy

Check Opay for the prices

Report them to your bank. On the other hand, airtel would have given 10 gigs for 3k, for 30days

EKOMADENG:
Can anyone please beg @clubkonnect to please refund my N4839. I paid for 13gig data since 27th march, till now I haven't been credited.


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Just know they have seen or created a finicky loophole to steal massively. Hence the big grammar to legalise and back cryptocurrency.

Now they are Predicting when fuel price will drop. But never predicted the increment. It took useless T to jack up the price very high. But for it to come, is requiring prediction.

I predict sudden death on every enemy of naija.

The first female governor of Kogi is loading...

Check the voltage output of the generator. You might have lowered it to maximize your fuel. Hence the reason for slow phone charging.