₦airaland Forum

Lopsie:
Good evening house. I'm new on dis thread and I'm also in stream 2.


May 21 on my mind

Lyndalyn55:
lol..this is so funny...lmao..abeg I no fit laugh

CandiceJay:
Uncle, we have said it here so many times, we do not need hear-says, rumors, nd d likes. I don't even understand d indications you are talking about. NYSC timetable did not change, budget has been signed, muslim fast begins on d 6th of June (d day stream 2 leaves camp).. so wat exactly is d "from all indications"? Sorry to say o bt we don't want to know and we do not care if u are d Parade commandant or if u av strong ties with soldiers, we just do not need negativity here. You are in camp already, be concerned with that and leave us to settle ours with NYSC. Till 13th and accordingly 21st.


Anyway thanks for d info, we have heard it nd we have rejected it.

My most awesome people of GC satellite town, lets keep d positive attitude going. Make una no vex again

Primusinterpares:
Hey Mr Parade commandant abi na overall commander you call your self... I and all the members of this thread and village do not need your (information) this thread is strictly for stream 2 members only... So please just park well jejejely... #no offense #



Hope I have spoken the minds of the great and good people of stream 2 village of batch A 2016 clan

GROOOVE:
cc brosjay3 .... mr IG

okitaiji:
Hello my noble village members I'm sorry for an unavoidably absence from the family, I'm in the custody of Doctors since and I have been discharged so I will still be away in order to regain strength for the challenges ahead.
Thanks for the good work you guys have been doing
Cc:
ray4000
sunnepa17
giftiebrown
IG
suogal
candicejay
marvluv
villageGoat
phykel
meeddah
hardiodun
lvlink
barongmj
brosjay
smartins1
ukjerry
slimfitdiva (new face welcome)
et al.. please forgive me if I didn't mention your moniker

my abishaddy I miss you... enjoy yourself while we wait for 21st to come
cheers and one love

jubrealguy:
I bn juzz dey lowkey jare.....13th is here already

ray4000:
VillageGoat nice one today, chaii 7 days remaining my belle they sweet me.
for the answer I dey right, no be everybody sabi the answer including villaGoat, sunnepa17 that one! He no fit read the quetion not to talk about d anwser.
Fraiser sabi book his now my friend.
Cc: IG
Gitiebrown
Okitaiji
Brosjay
jubrealguy
marvluv
aieboocar
lyndalyn55
candicejay
Suogal my love
I sight u all good job.
Good morning everybody in the house!!! I love u all.

jubrealguy:
Good morning beautiful people, I guess we all bracing up for may 13th

Fraiser
Sunnepa17
VillageGOAT
smartins1
candicejay
barongmj
giftiebrown
IghravwelG
kbs468
Oyehomie
AdunniIwo
ray4000
marvluv
aieboocar
teemakagu
skydweller
Meeddah (fellow Akokite)
etal

let's keep rolling the choppers like it's December 31st
fuvk NYSC, we've put God first
negative comments v bn blown with the dust
irrespective of their fuvking source
come may 21st, we will all be on d bus
without even minding transportation cost
calmly seated with our lacasera and bons
with God protecting us frm the men with guns
cos leaving home was already made a must

Missing my stream 1 peeeps

Abb1 Abbeyunique2 wittyemi Fraih Rukkyola spixytinxy hardie14 Qutyjoice prindu amodu dtobs sirguy542 Beckytee LogoDWhiz BlizzydoDo etal and my precious IAMBIBI

LogoDWhiz:
About stream 2 being merged with batch b. It is all rumour..

Disregard it...

I work with the OBS team over here and our camp officials hasn't said something as to that effect..
More information will be dropped as regards that later on..

Nysc have made plans for stream I and II. Ministry of finance gave the go ahead..

The only issue we have here and we are hearing of is the issue of fuel being scarce.. Cost of things are high. That's all..


Good morning

Kbs468:
With a heavy heart and on behalf of the Ministry of Information, Golden city Republic and the entire Governing council, I announce to you all great citizens the most trying moment of my existence with the below submission

1. I only discovered tonight the reason behind my troubled Heart for the past one week that my able and wonderful DG Dtobs was actually involved in a robbery attack enroute Benue Camp.

I think it's high time we get our thinking caps on Nigerian youths!


How can innocent souls be deprived of their belongings just like that when they are not public office holders that they would say have been looting their common wealth.

Because 99.9% of Nigerians are either Christians or Muslims and None of these Faith categories preach nor encourage, envy, hatred, thuggery, stealing, arm robbery, kidnapping, wanton killings etc etc

Instead they all admonish love, peace, kindness, pity, protection, mercy, sympathy, humility, generosity etc

I mean, all the good and positive words that are Godly in nature as none of the God's prophets and messangers from ADAM to ISA (Jesus) to MUHAMMAD are ever associated with negativity and any thing close to that are usually in relation to the high profile idolatry in existence then and documented for our access now which should not be interpreted as same in this our Golden generation.

I think something needs to be done with respect to the journey itself as a way of forestalling future occurrence.

The lord is your strength guys and surely all that you have lost would never be a permanent lost OK, Instead that shall be the announcement of greater things in your lives OK because I also learnt that Dammyoni18 too was involved in that disheartening experience.

2. Without fully recovering from that shock was when my Iya Ibeji here in Golden City-Spixytinxy informed me of her immediate decamping over her Dad's demise earlier on today. May the soul of deceased rest in the blossom of the lord. Amen

Titanium38:
Am I not welcomed lolz

GROOOVE:
COMPLETELY UNTRUE... Stream 2 will be in camp may 21st signed, sealed.

Sunnepa17:
Fraiser!
Fraiser!!
Fraiser!!!
Fraiser!!!!
Fraiser!!!!!

Oya cum ooo, all d maidens in ɖɨs village support yhu 2 marry as many as possible wives.

GROOOVE:
I spoke with a couple of friends currently in stream I, and they told me the info was given to all of them first hand by an official. Feel free to call anyone in akwa ibom they will confirm it.
Cc Sunnepa17 brosjay3

CandiceJay:
Thanks my dearest in-law. I am fine as always, hows work going?

barongmj:
Like play like play, its 8 days to printing of CUL oif it wasn't so, NYSC.org.ng would have told us so by now , so my fellow villagers, trash out every negative info dt is roaming around.
Good morning all
IG sugar, howdy, I did not see u in bed this morning, did u run away cos of my loud snoring hehehehehehe ( I don't snore o)
Candicejay baby, how far na, una dey shop without me, e no good o

Titanium38:
Was okay.. Lolz there's no need for that, pls get up.. I wish I could stay but I can only visit.. Am with Batch B actually. Just came to check on my friends..

CandiceJay:
Ok so you people have succeeded in chasing fraiser away from the village ba. Now he has decided to base in the city because he feels some villagers are hating on him. I don't like it o, ah yaff talk my own, Let him marry as much wives as he wants so long he can take care of them. My sisters are quiet much o. Abi my sisters what do you think?

Cc: marvluv
honeybash
barongmj
lyndalyn55
Suogal
lvlink
slimfitdiva
dadizgurl
Rosey33

Fraiser, Fraiser please come back to the satellite town we miss you

VillageGOAT:
[b] Goodmorning my fellow villagers, this is village Goat reporting for otuocha fm 92.2
The headlines
BARONGMJ BIRTHDAY PARTY
from one of our correspondents mr chima who attended the birthday party, he said the party was held at ighravweIG house in lekki phase 10, opposite oando filling station, the party was filled with celebrities like mc sunnepa17, miss candicejay the former miss nigeria, ray4000 the business man from china, elder fraiser the current minister of women affairs and others

according to some eye witness, sister nkiru, she said that she saw village goat and his wife lyndalyn55 getting down from their private jet in grand style and they received cheers from the people on the streets of lekki, villagegoat who reportedly has two plots of land in ota is really a successful man with too much money on him.

Another eye witness, okezie junior who sells spare parts in lekki phase 12 said that he saw fraiser trying to kiss suogal, and suogal gave him a tantalizing hot slap, she said she belongs to ray4000, and nobody can touch her, and as a gentleman, fraiser decided to endure the slap and finally took his wife marvluv to the event...

The event was interesting as the celebrant, barongmj danced away her sorrows while DJ ighravweIG her husband played the best and lastest music for her, it was fun when mcsunnepa17 climbed the stage to crack some of his funny jokes, fraiser was not laughing because of that hot slap, candicejay decided to share the food and drinks, and everybody danced and danced and danced till their mama called them back home

another eyewitness oga timothy said he saw laramite and meeddah in the birthday party, they wore bum shorts, exposing their sexy legs and grooove brought them with his prado jeep, while brosjay3 was seen getting down from a keke napep, to attend the birthday party and loveablechi also came to the party ...

The chief host of the event was president buhari, and he talked about corruption and he said for fraiser to have three wives is corruption, that EFCC should investigate him...

This is villagegoat reporting for otuocha fm 92.2
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VillageGOAT:
chai, mazi mariosam, mazi mariosam, mazi mariosam, how many times did i call you? The only man that have 5000 wives and 2000 concubines, the only man that said let there be light, and there was light in ikeja but there was no light in ikorodu...
The gods are angry, when i presented elder fraiser for the sacrifice, they rejected him, they said how can you bring another oracle for them, they said the prayers of pastor sunnepa17 is disturbing the sacrifice, right now, their juju has been destroyed, they said no more sacrifices again, that since there is no virgin girls to be given to primusinterpares, that two oloshos should be given to him from another village...
This is what the gods said i should tell you...
He who has ears let them ear...
Jah jah jah jah holy holy

Sunnepa17:
Ɣξαђ ....ℓ̊ hope yuu nd barongmj had a nice nite?

teemakagu:
am so serious aieboocaar

Sunnepa17:
Today’s forecast for all the villagers: If
you are reading this mention, nothing
can stop you from having an incredible
day. Good morning.

GROOOVE:
okay, so Akwa Ibom is a confirmed no go area for stream2.......painful as hell, i was really rooting for it........kwara, kd and ogun left on the list......i might as well just skip camping and fast forward through a long and boring year
cc sunnepa17

Titanium38:
oya buy me..

shebi u remember my favorite?

Titanium38:
VIP kor , CID ni.

u didn't c where I said dis is justified in titanium form?

missbeebee:
ok Tank u.

Titanium38:
Mr, be warned

u can't come and fish in our river..

we av many fishermen here and few fishes in d river.

where is manus17 when u need him?

missbeebee:
Hian!..ma name kwa?...pls ooo, I can't fit shout.