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Culture › Re: Oba Oloyede Akingbare II: Crowned King At 16, A Graduate At 23 by illicit(m): 8:47am On Oct 22
Congratulations

You got a job already...
Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Greatest Rivalries Of All Time (Photos) by illicit(m): 11:44pm On Oct 21
Expanse2020:
APC vs PDP
Righouesness VS helinus
Antichristian VS antiislam
Illicit vs clevergirl
Obembet VS Freestuff

🤣😂😂😂😂
Who is clevergirl tho

I don't do rivalry
Health › Re: What Can He Use To Cure This Skin Condition? (Graphic) by illicit(m):
Why not go and do test for STIs and STDs

Is it only your face that has this thingamajig?
Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Greatest Rivalries Of All Time (Photos) by illicit(m): 8:49pm On Oct 21
Abacha Vs Abiola

Fela Vs millitary govt
Business › Re: Do You Believe In This Theory? (Photo) by illicit(m):
I don't agree...

Salary earners can save and start business if the salary get level

Education is not a scam, it's just what the uneducated say to please their ego
Properties › Re: My Landlord Gave Me Quit Notice After I Renovated Apartment - Tenant Cries Out by illicit(m): 7:28pm On Oct 21
No gree o...

One Gbagyi landlord try this shi with me for 2-2 Kubwa

I lived in the house for another 8 months without paying shingba


No gree o

Na me go phase 4 police station, from station dem direct me to court wey dem share fence

Infact I no spend shishi
Jokes Etc › Re: Popular Nairalanders I Met Over The Weekend!! by illicit(m): 7:25pm On Oct 21
socoharley:
Please give her "snake in the monkey shadow" style tonight grin
No nah

Pls talk about her with respect

She fit be my wife in the nearest future

No be say I no go give am monkey shadow o but pls nah...
Jokes Etc › Re: Popular Nairalanders I Met Over The Weekend!! by illicit(m):
socoharley:
You are definitely going to be in my prayers..God save you cool
Holy Mary...

She will pray for us
Jokes Etc › Re: Popular Nairalanders I Met Over The Weekend!! by illicit(m): 6:12pm On Oct 21
socoharley:
Taa!! Who be that one?
That babe wey no get levels?
Wey dey use palm oil fry egg? undecided
Abeg no talk about her like that...

I foh for her

🤗
Car Talk › Re: Cars Abandoned At Airport By Travellers Who Never Return by illicit(m): 5:19pm On Oct 21
Nigerian Airport?
Nigerian officials will take it home nah
Romance › Re: Can You Date Someone Who Doesn't Like Sex? by illicit(m): 5:05pm On Oct 21
Bigsin:
No be only..
😉
Romance › Re: Can You Date Someone Who Doesn't Like Sex? by illicit(m): 2:30pm On Oct 21
Bigsin:
Well, she doesn't claim to be a vel hot gin.

She said it hurts whenever the D enters the Vee. She only prefers the two fruits on the African papaya tree to be massaged and sucked.
Give me her number...
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need Girl Wey Sabi Mouth Action. 5k For Anyone Wey Refer One by illicit(m): 2:19pm On Oct 21
Are u far from computer village?

U no know Ipodo?
Music/Radio › Re: Flytime To Bring Brandy, Lil Baby And Kehlani To Lagos In December by illicit(m): 2:17pm On Oct 21
MarkNsukkaBread:
Bring Serena Williams to come and do what exactly, teach them how to play tennis on stage?! huh
Yeah
Romance › Re: Can You Date Someone Who Doesn't Like Sex? by illicit(m): 1:46pm On Oct 21
I can't...

Why would I, there are days I would want her to be the one to make the move

To touch me
Music/Radio › Re: Flytime To Bring Brandy, Lil Baby And Kehlani To Lagos In December by illicit(m): 1:39pm On Oct 21
Brandy

She still dey?

What happened to Tyla, oh she is senophobik

What about Cardi, or even bring Serena Williams

Any other damsel, brandy don tey nah
Politics › Re: Amb. Reno Omokiri Accepted As Nigerian Ambassador To Mexico by illicit(m): 9:31pm On Oct 20
PlasmaTV:
Na yarimo and helinus remain.
Why are u leaving me out...

😐
Romance › Re: The Best Place To Find A Partner by illicit(m): 9:06pm On Oct 20
frank417:
Farming in the bush. You can meet hardworking women who are literally down-to-earth there.
People change o

They might be down to earth because they work the earth

Remove them from that setting and you might see another person entirely
Celebrities › Re: I Have Not Slept With Any Woman In Two Years - Timini Egbuson by illicit(m): 9:04pm On Oct 20
Leemzyy:
Yess he is Rich and Good-looking, any problem?
Emphasis on rich

If that same guy was picking boler on your street

You won't look at him twice

You won't even consider him good looking...
Celebrities › Re: I Have Not Slept With Any Woman In Two Years - Timini Egbuson by illicit(m): 8:08pm On Oct 20
Leemzyy:
My Husband y'all 😣
Cos he is doing well and popular

What about all the short broke guys in your area or at uni that have asked u out

U called them short and smello


Well, this guy is short too, just that he is doing well and famous...

Beech much?
Travel › Re: Kuje Has Changed Inside Kuje Abuja by illicit(m): 8:06pm On Oct 20
Only thing I know about Kuje is the prison...

And that bandits can take it at will
Politics › Re: Pa Reuben Fasoranti Dies At 100 by illicit(m): 7:41pm On Oct 20
Now that's a round figure...
Politics › Re: There Is No Plan To Assassinate Atiku -APC by illicit(m):
U guys should not dull o

Opps can pull this off on you guys...
Politics › Re: Politicians Infiltrate NYSC With Fake List During Election - Mike Ogini by illicit(m): 7:07pm On Oct 20
This will be hard to believe tho... Cos as a corp member I participated in two elections

One offcycle gubernatorial and one General (excluding the gubernatorial)

Infact we were trained from orientation camp for that offcycle

Osun state

All the corp members in that local govt, I knew them

I was PO twice, POs and APO 1s and APO 2s are usually corp members from the same LG under the same LI

This would have raised dusts if I don't know my APOs

My thoughts
Politics › Re: Who Gave The Order? by illicit(m): 1:04pm On Oct 20
Make una stop lying in this era of camera phones nah...
Jokes Etc › Re: Popular Nairalanders I Met Over The Weekend!! by illicit(m): 1:02pm On Oct 20
How dare u talk shii about the innocent Ibo girl Angel Mary

😉
Celebrities › Re: I Have Not Slept With Any Woman In Two Years - Timini Egbuson by illicit(m): 12:54pm On Oct 20
Oh he is into boys or mhen...?
Politics › Re: Six Years After The Lekki Toll Gate Shooting — Where Is The Justice by illicit(m): 12:53pm On Oct 20
What's their names and addresses

Those people that were shot in your head...
Crime › Re: DSS Arraigns Five Suspects Over Kidnapping Of NYSC Members In Imo(video) by illicit(m): 12:50pm On Oct 20
That Ibrahim Jiji is no longer human I swear...
Politics › Re: Kidnaps Prompted Ugwuaji Forest Deployment — Enugu Forest Guards by illicit(m): 11:28am On Oct 20
Do they kidnap people to eat or what...
Politics › Re: #nairalanddecidesaheadof2027 by illicit(m): 10:41am On Oct 20
Nothing to decide here

It's already done

Asiwaju 2027...
Politics › Re: Tinubu Tells Seyi To Do More, Says ‘He’s Running After His Father’ by illicit(m):
City boys

Not all those village boys drinking palmy or fura and talking shi...

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