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newguy1:
hummm okay Oooo

If TTT, Bisola and Efe are nominated

Nah efe go waka.

cletz991:
is the show about funny people? Everybody cannot be the same. Is tboss, bassey, kemen, bally funny? Why are you not beefing dem. Oga you no just like the guy

I never said he was funny but very unfunny.

I was responding to someone who said efe is a funny guy

vladimiros:
Her talent is faking an accent and failing..

Haba guy, u need stout johhhh, step down.

She said she wanted to be an actress.

So if she can fake her ascents in the house for future talent hunts then Wetin be the problem?

newguy1:
another noise maker is here.

It is between Bisola and TTT to win the show.

And I am putting 60% on Bisola and 40% on TTT.

Efe is going next 2 weeks

vladimiros:
Her accent on point?

Her accent switches from British to american to hybrid Irish ..

She pretty but like falz told her " be real'

Nah her talent be that.

vladimiros:
What made many people like efe is not even d warri stuff.

It his charisma, its contagious..and he says funny stuff without even trying

97% of the time he is praising himself and dissing others.

Wetin funny about the guy?

vladimiros:
U mean someone who has never lived in UK and USA but has american accent with poor English is not fake?

But her ascent is on point!

Her grammar is sh1t but at least she never claim levels with her ascent.

And if I must add, your average 9ja boy like fine girls but hate them when they can never get them.

So leave the local gifty alone.

At least she is always nice and courteous to her fellow housemates and laughs off any diss they throw at her

cletz991:
Your hatred for EFE na wa sha. tboss wen de form say she nor sabi dangerous na ttt wen be two edged sword. For bisola I agree with you. EFE IS FANTASTICALLY 1000 %REAL. THAT GUY IS JUST TOO REAL MEHN NO VEX. HE DOESN'T FORM ENGLISH OR ANYTHING HE IS-0000%FAKE

Guy, I grew up in warri and also partly from that town. I Did 75% of my secondary school in that same warri and I sabi warri boys pass them becos me self nah warri.

Efe is your typical average local warri boy who is transplanted from his warri to another location.

And the first thing warri boy go let una know be say im be warri as if warri nah Compton or Brooklyn.

I have no single hatred for that fake rapper but make im dey stop to use warri dey shine

And besides, Warri is cool but it isn't all that it is made up.

Average warri boy get mouth pass liver.

vladimiros:
Lol now I know why u loved gifty so much..

U are an efe hater..

His goons still dey here, no shaking

Abeg forget that fake warri boy.

Gifty at least is very comfortable around her skin and she never judges anyone like that fake rapper efe and she also owes no one an apology.

The fact that she be fine local girl no make am be fake

sod09:
lol....tought as much too
All d house mates r fake....

No. TTT, Bisola and TBOSS aren't fake.

The fakest housemate is that fake ass rapper efe

vladimiros:
Ttt said he joined national theater in 1996….

So maybe he has football age

Well am not judging him.

Maybe in the ever fish bowl world of celebrities age is truly not just a number.

I know exactly where he is coming from.

I just feel a little sad for him that after all this while he needs a reality show to blow.

And I know he, bisola, kenem, bassey, Gifty and Tboss will all become celebrities and launch their careers after the show.

Oh I also forgot Uriel, that girl will land her own radio talk show as well

sod09:

Im suppose to be a chef too but i wasnt taught to fry fruits instead we bake dem, dats y im asking if its glazing.
Like wen doing banana flan,ok we cook apple wen doing curry soup too though... My point is i haven't seen apple or berries fried b4

Uriel dey just dey cook nonsense I swear!

Even if you must fry fruits, you don't soak them in oil but fry then with a few drops of olive oil.

That nonsense she was cooking will make her mother vex

vladimiros:
Ttt is 35 yrs old..

No. He is much older. I will say around 44 at least.

And I know he started his dancing career in Apapa amusement park back in the early 90's or late 80's.

Because there was a dancing competition being held at the defunct Amusement park around this time.

Most of the guys that went for the competition came from festac, Ajegunle , Ojo Okoko and Apapa area

psucc:
"All the information about him(Buhari) is in the public" - Femi Adesina

Please can someone give exact meaning of this statement?

These Presidential spokesmen are not helping matters.

Zombies are already foaming in their mouths that the APC will produce Buhari's cadavar for 2019 elections

Buhari as President of the living dead is now officially a ghost president.

After all we have ghost workers and ghost budget padders

codedruns2:
she was pregnant for mohammed Al-Fared ( harrod's owners son)

And your lice ridden imam told you this, abi?

Mccullum:
The western powers which England among are callous in power of UN security council at as that time English government decided to execute Diana simply because he decided to marry Muslim from Egypt, she was killed in order to stop the occurrence of England crown prince of having Muslim step father, brother and sister, so where's religion tolerance they so much propagate for in this planet.

You Muslims are incredibly good at gulping every useless taqiyya that your goat fcking imams dish out to you every Friday.

Princess Diana only became royalty when she married prince Charles and at the point of divorce she lost the title.

If she had lived to cross breed with your Arab shiek and converted to Islam, her off springs from her muslim husband would have remained as common as a used tea bag in England.

TTT don chop calender.

The guy was recalling all the public firing squads he witnessed at kirikiri max while he was a student at Navy Secondary School, Ojo.

Public executions by firing squad at kirikiri were last done during the IBB era.

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gawu1:
The usual song/ranting of wailing wailers!
Your gullible hero had got 6yrs opportunity to turn things around in the land of the living deads, but he proved he was an ineffectual buffoon by turning every ghost in the land to zombi. The best things he knew how to do was drinking to stupor and pilfering from national purse. The pathetic thing is that he transformed some zombies to wailing zombies. Now that they are wailing profusely more confusion has set into their mixed; the last strew that shall not only break the camel's back, but that shall also end the camel's life.
Whether wailing zombies like it or not sheriff, a man they sometimes ago referred to as known Boko Haram pinkin before he joined them has come to stay as their chairman.
A ghost king shall lord over you till 2023 and a Boko Haram sponsor shall remain your chairman till thy kingdom comes.
Alas! You have alternative in Biafra.

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Rants from The living dead supporters club

Mbeki:
When ABU Zaria was to be established, they saw vast land in Zaria.

When the only school of Aviation Technology was to be established, they saw vast land in Zaria.

When the Nigerian Military school was to be established, they saw vast land in Zaria.

When state polytechnic was to be established, they saw vast land in Zaria.

When federal college of education was to be established, they saw vast land in Zaria.

When Nigerian Institute of Transport technology was to be established, they saw vast land in Zaria.

Others like NDA, Kadpoly, State University, and so many others follow suite.

Now it is time to establish a grazing reserve, they saw Vassssst Land in Southern Kaduna..

Tell me, how many cattle rearers are from southern Kaduna?

Now because of Cattle they want to establish military barracks, Who is fooling who?

Timothy Bonoh

True words

Nah everything nah dey chop?

That thing looks like a racoon.

Afonjas be selling their houses and lands to Igbos since 1970

Nigeria joined OPEC in 1971. A year earlier, the Nigerian Govt had nationalised oil reserves as part of the spoils of a phyric victory.

Nigeria's OPEC membership has been more of a hindrance in the expansion of the oil industry which pegged oil outputs, on average, to about 1.6 million bpd.

In 1973, Nigeria's average production output was 1.5million barrels. While Saudi Arabia, with a fraction of Nigeria's population had an average daily output of 7.3 million barrels.

Fast forward to present day and Nigeria's output was increased (on compassionate grounds) by the cartel's main dictators -Saudi Arabia to 2.2 million barrels per day.

This amounts to just additional 700,000 barrel increase over the last 40yr average production quota of 1.5million barrels.

Saudi Arabia on the other hand, has added close to 4 million barrels to their 1973 output of 7million barrels with production outputs hitting close to 12million barrels during the fracking scare.

As we can see Saudi Arabia has more than doubled Nigeria's daily production output with the additional 4million bpd.

Saudis granted a meagre 700,000 barrels in over 40 yrs to Nigeria.

Now I am not suprised about this because since 1970, Nigerian leaders have been pandering to the wishes of the House of Saud at the detriment of their own.

If we also look back to the lowest period of oil production in Nigeria we will see it coincided with the despotic regime of Buhari who at the command of the Saudis cut Nigeria's oil production output by more than 30% even though Nigeria was experiencing severe cash crunch.

From all this we can see that the successive Northern led military regimes have been pandering to the chagrin of their Arab masters.

gawu1:
Be rest assured that Dead Buhari will remain your president till 2023. His ghost would continue to haunt you, your gullible ineffectual Otouke buffoon hero, looters of our collective wealth, and all supporters and sympathizers of corruption and PDP.
Pained soul.

Nothing new. At least we have been having to live with the problem of ghost workers so having a sitting ghost president who was useless when he was half alive is no big deal.


In the land of the living dead, zombies roam with a ghost king.

I hope all is now becoming crystal clear to the zombie patriots of a slave colony controlled from Wall Street.

saint7000:
Osinbanjo has been briefed that power is imminent and one thing is certain...YOU/SW/YORUBA CANNOT FIGHT THE NORTH ALONE TO REPLACE BUHARI IN THE EVENT OF THE INEVITABLE HAPPENS OR REMAIN IN POWER WITHOUT SE AND SS YOUR SIDE. Osinbanjo knows that the fight coming on his way will be greater than the fight that got him out of his mother's womb! I like what he is doing...He should continue doing that, keep cementing relationship with Wike, Akpabio, Emmanuel Udom, Okowa, Fayose, Obiano, all SW, SS, SE governors, senators and house members! Also extend the same to North central. These are the people that will ring the bell loud and sound for you to replace Buhari if we get there. When the North realize that " these people are ganging on us", THEY WILL BEHAVE, just like they behaved when they realize that SS,SW and SE were all out for Jonathan to replace Yaradua!

I will never go to war for any useless afonja.

The SW must fight their own fight.

We know they neither have the balls or character to maintain a determined fight.

These yorubas will sooner or later begin to fall over themselves to betray the same Osinbajo for the north.

The SS/SE should leave these afonjas in their latest public dance of shame

The rope awaits this midget in the nearest future

pacino26:
Coming from a man that rides on cars equivalent to 5 well furnished Child & Maternal health centres.

And your useless Buhari budgeted more money for the Aso Rock clinic than all Federal medical health centres but still decided to run to a London hospice.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4883948_womankilled1_jpeg194e17dc7fecb6a31b371ac855d42601

What a terrible waste of an oza room companion

xstry:
How could he have done all these damage in 6years? Jonathan is really an incompetent clueless buffoon. Worst of. He hasn't even come out to condemn the likes of deziani and Andrew Yakubu because he clearly endorsed corruption.

Your blame game can't work here anymore..

PapaBrowne:
Osibanjo is doing all the right things and is warming his way fast in the the hearts of the people Buhari has treated as conquered enemies.

His simple actions would be interpreted in the North as threatening to Buhari and depending on the true state of Buhari, he might be cautioned to pipe down.

It's apparent Buhari is the problem of Nigeria. Osibanjo would make far better president. If Osibanjo takes over, the north would start Boko Haram all over again.

Osinbajo that could not speak up for his murdered Co-evangelist that was brutally hacked to death in broad day light in Abuja?

If that fake pastor can not speak up for Christ and Christians is it the plight of Niger Deltans he will stand up to defend?

We know a gimmick when we see one.