₦airaland Forum

jameshow:
Have u now confirmed the total number of candidates they will select per state?

The number this year will exceed d previous years. This year's recruits will be many not d usual 5 or 6 per state. Some states with lower officers presently serving in DSS will have more number.

Matteewpaul@gmail.com

1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so
you’re Capable of Killing Me... It's Over!!!
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2.You don't even respect me. I'm talking and
you are busy breathing? It's over!
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3.I called you and you picked up immediately.
You lack patience. It’s over!!
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4. I told u I love my food hot but you refused to
warm the ice cream. You don't care about me.
It's over!
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5.I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the other.
You fried the one you were supposed to boil
and boiled the one you were supposed to fry.
You are not obedient, It’s over!
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6.I call u DARLING and you called me HONEY.
Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE. No
respect for in- laws, pack your bags. its over
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7. You are sweeping my house with a broom
when u know am a PDP member, its over.....pack and go and meet Buhari!!!!
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Toktee:
Don't talk what you don't know for you are not in benue state,but don't worry we are all in nigeria and the herdsmen are everywhere including you and idris home town.

Bros! Na u suppose no talk what u don't know cos me in Benue know what I am talking.

Sermon on Christian Living
1. Worship God (& fellowship with Christians). Acts 2:42; 24:14; 1 Cor. 16:1-2; Acts 20:7; Eph. 5:19; Col. 3:16
2. Abstain From Fleshly Lusts. 1 Pet. 2:11; James 1:27; Rom. 8:13
3. Study God’s Word. 2 Tim. 2:15; 1 Pet. 2:2; 2 Pet. 3:18
4. Preach The Gospel. Mark 16:15-16; Matt. 28:18-20; 2 Tim. 2:2
5. Love Your Family. Eph. 5:22-25; Col. 3:18-19; Tit. 2:4; Eph. 6:1-3; 1 Tim. 5:8
6. Do Good. Gal. 6:10; Luke 10:33-37 (The Good Samaritan was prepared to do good.)

The Antelopes were running mad.

Elephant asked--Why are u running?

Antelope: They are arresting all goats.

Elephant: But you are not a goat?

Antelope: It will take at least 20 yrs to prove that in a Nigerian court!

*The Elephant started running!*

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The man is right, when Agatu people were being massacared did Ortom care, did he display their corpse in d state capital like he did recently? It took him more than a week to visit Agatu. because it happened in his own village he wants d whole world to raise eye brow.