₦airaland Forum

blueAgent:
Retarded ZOMBIE.

I pity your life.

It is finished, hope no dey 4 you.

Bingo! Ikpu gbari kwe akwuna nne gi dia! Anu mpama!
May biaf.raud happen to you and your entire generation and may your fellow ipob cannibals feast on your flesh alive like a hyena eats its prey alive!

Devil punish ipob cannibals and all their supporters, online and offline

poseidon12:
So says a fool.

E pain the ipob cannibal. Hope say you don chop human meat today?
Ikpu gbari kwe akwuna nne gi dia! Mpama

Stress (financial stress inclusive) can alos lead to lack of erection. I remember when money matter Dey worry me, I forget say I get something between my legs, infact my gbola be like say it shrink sef

But the minute wey Godbless man with more than enough cash for a lifetime, my mind became relaxed, blood Dey flow easily, I got back to my normal early morning joggings and exercise…..men, my manhood come be like say e doubled in length sef! Infact, my gbola Dey stand at attention more than Equatorial Guinea Ebang,….my woman come say she like to ride the sh:t till it falls off. Abi make I move to Equitorial Guinea sef?

Moral of the story is, eat right/healthy, exercise, especially cardio for maximum blood flow, and learn not to allow things stress you that much

obinna58:
An average black man doesn’t need erection anymore, we’re already overpopulated

Ode see mumu! You can help reduce the black population by kpai-ing yourself, family and also telling ipob cannibals to keep kpai-ing more Igbos.

Mumu that doesn’t understand the importance of large population….The whites that has been trying to encourage their people to increase their population to no avail, turned around to deceive you to reduce yours because they don’t want you to outgrow them in numbers….hence the adage: misery loves company.

illicit:
What kind of soup is that?

It’s called biaflaud soup….type that was served by Ojukwu to biaflans 1967-70

greggng:
I saw one intelligent person here and I most salute him for wearing his thinking cap . He was the only one able to understand this statistics very well . In the while of South South igbos are doing well in there schools . The same goes for South West...To get a good result...you have t deduct the percentage if South Eastern student in other areas. AT the end you will understand that South East are the authentic leaders in this area ...Let me ask ...how many youruba students are in South east schooling ? Due to the nature of the South Eastern people ....there trade ir cimmetce lead the to many places . Majority of the times they only travel during festive period

Ode! You’re the smartest region, YET one hunchback bingo, namadi cownu told you Buhari died and was replaced with Jublil from Sudan and you foolishly bought the garbage

Nnamdipapa:
I have never lived in Lagos the past 15 years so what tf are you talking about. Lagos is 95% slum and unlivable as well, just marginally safe compared to Anambra. You think Lagos is some utopian Eldorado?

Have you had something to eat today?

I’ve never rived in Ragos for the past bla bla bla says he who can’t attend his mother’s burial

Oga, I never chop…..please come back home to Anambra,,,,I’m here with ndi ipob cannibals and your left leg go dey tasty after ipob roast am for fire. I want to see how it will be….please come back to Anambra, biafla rand

Nnamdipapa:
What?

English please!

Come back to Anambra and I will teach you English. Stop hiding in Lagos, come and enjoy biafla with us here in the SE

Nnamdipapa:
Reason I did not attend the burial of my mom. I told everyone I was not setting foot in Awka.

Are you in our ‘mgbati mgbati’ Lagos? You can do part 2 of the burial here so our ‘ronu’ folks go attend

The snake is venomous, but if an ipob terrorist is close to you, kill the ipob before killing the snake.

Ipob. are demons

Ipob bia.fraud has happened to her.
R.i.p to her

Devil punish Namadi cownu
Devil punish ipob/esn and their supporters, online and offline,,,,may the land of Nigeria continue to swallow them all—Amen!

Mirasteel:
Why is south east plagued with insecurity?
this is getting out of hand, the government should do something about this.

The SE say they’re not part of the ‘zoo’ called Nigeria and they don’t want any Nigerian security forces. Let the Nigerian government withdraw all security forces in the SE and leave them to their fate with their darling ipob/esn bia.fraud criminals

All hail ipob bia.fraud!
May all supporters of ipob/biafr.aud fall victims to ipob/esn.
If these supporters live outside of the SE, may they never prosper for supporting evil (ipob/namadi cownu)

Tpave:
Enugu state that was very peaceful before has now turned to an insecurity ravaged state

Thanks to hunchback bingo, namadi cownu and all his brainless ipob tellolists

If Trump is the 2nd George Washington, then Tinubu is the 2nd Jubril From Sudan

Ibehchizzy:
Make una recommend me the cheapest European country to migrate to
I’m thinking of Luxembourg and malta

Luxembourg is far better,,,,even better than UK because of tons of job opportunities, but their visa is very difficult to get, even harder than the overrated US/Canadian Visa…infact, it’s far more easier to convince an Igbo man that Buhari is not Jubril Al Sudan than to get a Luxembourg visa. Malta is like Libya without black slave trade.
Try Bulgaria or Poland and thank me later. They’re very cheap to go to and are part of the EU, from there you can then move to Germany or other Western European countries.

I believe if you’re buying up to 4, it will be reduced to say 2,300 each. Nonetheless, still cheaper than south

Not only Maggi and other artificial seasonings laden with tons of salt/sodium,,,,also are excessive consumption of seed oil like canola oil, groundnut oil, vegetable oil. It’s best to limit these oils in our food.
Pure unadulterated palm oil, in moderation is a lot healthier

There should be death penalty for producing fake drugs

Mrwhite09:
She is not Nigerian

She is a biafra.ud from Israel then….happy?

joromii:
this is the first time it'll happen. I'll get it checked but It drove pretty well today

If it drove well today, then don’t bother changing the transmission fluid,,,,just check to make sure the fluid is at the right mark on the dip stick.

joromii:
Hello Nairalanders. I was driving my 2005 EOD when it suddenly stops moving but accelerating and the gear was in drive. I had to turn it off. Start it immediately and it drove just fine again. Does anyone have an experience about what could be going on?

Your transmission fluid could need changing, but make sure you see a transmission specialist first. Not just any quack mechanic

EmekaA125:
You are always derailing thread with ur rubbish and gibberish talk. Open a thread for ur nonsense jokes and stop derailing posts. Toddler.

Bingo! Ikpu gbari kwe akwuna nne gi dia! Ewu! I wish I can lay my hands on an ipob cannibal like you and send you to your ashawo mama in hell….after killing Innocent poor people in the SE, you all run to Lagos to hide.

Nwaikpe:
I agree with you. Those IPOBs are beasts. They should be hunted down and killed like all terrorists.
In fact, they should face the fate of the filthy palestinian muslim terrorists called Hamas.

Please I didn’t say Igbos,,,I said Ipob cannibals because I have come to realize that some Igbos are not ipob biafr.aud. The ones I want killed off are those ipob bia.frauds, like hunchback namadi cownu, Simon Ekpa, gididgidy and any ipob sited!

The only way to get rid of that rash is to kill any ipob cannibal that comes around you or set them on fire.

Devil punish Namadi cownu and all ipob terrorists.

Prisco4luv:
I pray for peace in the south east.
Let peace reign over the east.
But am still shocked how the Igbos fighting themselves..

No peace for the evil supporters….Ndigbo brought this upon themselves by praising Namadi cownu and his ipob cannibals. Until Igbo renounce ipob biafrau.d, they shall know no peace.

LegendHero:
IPOB terrorists wreaking havoc again.

FG should deploy the military and order shoot at sight on these terrorists like we are doing to bandits in the North.

I heard Simon Ekpa is declaring Biafra this December.

December go hot be that. SW governors need to build the border wall now asap!

Before building the border wall, they should throw out their supporters like that ashawo Beremix from Orlu, Igboid/pazienza, gidigidy, Flavour, Peter Obi and all of them in the SW. After that, any developer that tries to scale the wall like a Mexican at the US border should be shot!

[quote author= post=132863145]Cownu will never end well in life.
The idiot elder sister is still in the Police Force as we type, she has not been killed.
And Cownu is ordering his illiterate and foolish boys to kill all policemen and soldiers in the East,
They murderered our relative Miracle Nwobodo, a shining star.
Anyone supporting this evil will never see the end of this year.
As long as God lives.

Miracle Nwobodo and all the innocent girls beheaded and used for rituals, and all innocent souls murdered,
Your God is fighting your battles.
This is only the beginning.[/quote]Amen! So also all ipob terrorists and their supporters, online and offline shall all die a painful death—Amen!

Celestialsword:
Nigeria roads are death traps,so drivers have to be mindful of these so as to be extra vigilant

The roads are bad no doubt, but most Nigeria drivers are terrible at driving,,,some think they’re James Bond with the way they drive

bacco2000:
I drive a toyota matrix 2005 with a p0012 code which is timing over retarded intake cam.

The top has been opened by the previous owner so I suspect the timing must have been tampered.

The engine does hard starting occasionally and also loss of power.

Kindly link me with an experienced mechanic that can inspect the engine.

I have serviced the VVT Solenoid but the problem persists.

I live at abule egba area.

Call this guy,,,,he’s very good at what he does and you will never regret it

Engineer Tony Nwachukwu
Phone #: 09043338683

LegendHero:
Why are people still living in this region when na everyday dem dey either kidnap or kpai people?

If na me, I for don run go Borno coz be like say it’s now safer comparatively.

Let them remain there and enjoy the monster (ipob) they created themselves. You want them to migrate to Bornu and start dragging the land with Bornu people by saying they developed the place? The ones in Lagos and other parts of the country are already a huge problem to law abiding Nigerians.

Meanwhile, Jubril from Sudan and Tinubu are suffering from the insecurity in the SE