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 Education › Women And Their Amebo/sense by isaacgravity(op): 11:28pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
Imagine If The Three Wise Men Were Women... 1. They Would Have ask For Directions Instead Of Followinq The Star. 2. They Would Have Presented Gifts Like Pampers, Feeding Bottles, Powder, Napkins, Pap, Cerelac, Etc. 3. After Leavinq, They Would Start Up A Conversation. One Would Have Told The Other; "Did You See Mary's Shoes? They Don't Match Her Dress." 4. One Would Have Also Said; "I Heard Joseph Is Not Working, He's Just An Ordinary Carpenter. How Will They Survive?" 5. Another Would Have Also Said; "Imagine The Kind Of Environment They Delivered In, Can't They Perceive The Odour?" 6. Another Would Say; "The Baby Don't Look Like Joseph, Was Mary Really A Virgin?" 7. One Would Have Replied; "Virgin Indeed!! I Know Mary Since Secondary School." 8. One Might Be Forming. . . "How Can I Enter This Dirty Place? Mtscheeew!!" Women And Their Amebo.... ONE WORD FOR WOMEN  Courtesy:www.schoolnewsportal.com |
| Education › Re: Goodnews For Those Who Completed Their Primary School In Nigeria - by isaacgravity(op): 5:45pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
Good News to All JAMBites! ---JAMB Date for 2015 UTME Exam and Timetable Released!!! See date here! http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/03/jamb-released-date-for-2015-utme-exam.html View How to Check NYSC Senate Approved List for all Institutions here! http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/03/how-to-check-nysc-senate-approved-list.html JCC Expels NANS Factional Executives Over Fraud and Impersonation... See details here http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/03/nans-factional-executives-expelled-by.html |
| Education › Re: Goodnews For Those Who Completed Their Primary School In Nigeria - by isaacgravity(op): 10:43am On Mar 03, 2015 |
To All INEC ADHOC Applicants Please Read This! INEC to Conduct Field Test For Cards Reader on Saturday http://news9jagist..com/2015/03/inec-to-conduct-field-test-for-card.html NANS To Meet FG Over High Tuition Of Private Universities.... See details here http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/03/nans-to-meet-fg-over-high-tuition-of.html UNILORIN Sandwich Programmes 2015 Application Form Out... See details here http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/03/unilorin-sandwich-programmes-for-2015.html |
| Education › Re: Flash Back To Your Primary School Days by isaacgravity(op): 10:42am On Mar 03, 2015 |
To All INEC ADHOC Applicants Please Read This! INEC to Conduct Field Test For Cards Reader on Saturday http://news9jagist..com/2015/03/inec-to-conduct-field-test-for-card.html NANS To Meet FG Over High Tuition Of Private Universities.... See details here http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/03/nans-to-meet-fg-over-high-tuition-of.html UNILORIN Sandwich Programmes 2015 Application Form Out... See details here http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/03/unilorin-sandwich-programmes-for-2015.html |
| Education › Re: Flash Back To Your Primary School Days by isaacgravity(op): 10:15pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Lol... |
| Education › Re: Goodnews For Those Who Completed Their Primary School In Nigeria - by isaacgravity(op): 9:41pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
......... Lol.......... Just flashed back to my primary school days. It all happened on Tuesday when our teacher taught us a very interesting topic : comparatives and superlatives.... Eg. _Long longer longest _Big bigger biggest _Short shorter shortest _Fast faster fastest... So the next day, she came back with some visitors to prove to them that we were wonderful pupils,,,, She started ; TEACHER : Now children recite what you just learnt yesterday... Let's go this way... TEACHER: Long PUPILS: Long longer longest TEACHER: Big PUPILS: Big bigger biggest TEACHER: Short PUPILS : Short Shorter Shortest TEACHER: Fast! PUPILS: Fast Faster Fastest TEACHER: (was grateful and shouted happily) Good! PUPILS: Good gooder goodest TEACHER: STOP!!! PUPILS: Stop stopper stoppest TEACHER: Chim o! PUPILS: Chim o Chim ooer chim ooest TEACHER : CHAI!!!! PUPILS: Chai chaier chaiest TEACHER: OLOOO!!! PUPILS: Olooo olololoer olololoest Teacher Fainted!!! Please is it our fault ? Courtesy:www.schoolnewsportal.com 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Education › Flash Back To Your Primary School Days by isaacgravity(op): 9:39pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
......... Lol.......... Just flashed back to my primary school days. It all happened on Tuesday when our teacher taught us a very interesting topic : comparatives and superlatives.... Eg. _Long longer longest _Big bigger biggest _Short shorter shortest _Fast faster fastest... So the next day, she came back with some visitors to prove to them that we were wonderful pupils,,,, She started ; TEACHER : Now children recite what you just learnt yesterday... Let's go this way... TEACHER: Long PUPILS: Long longer longest TEACHER: Big PUPILS: Big bigger biggest TEACHER: Short PUPILS : Short Shorter Shortest TEACHER: Fast! PUPILS: Fast Faster Fastest TEACHER: (was grateful and shouted happily) Good! PUPILS: Good gooder goodest TEACHER: STOP!!! PUPILS: Stop stopper stoppest TEACHER: Chim o! PUPILS: Chim o Chim ooer chim ooest TEACHER : CHAI!!!! PUPILS: Chai chaier chaiest TEACHER: OLOOO!!! PUPILS: Olooo olololoer olololoest Teacher Fainted!!! Please is it our fault ? Courtesy:www.schoolnewsportal.com |
| Education › Re: Goodnews For Those Who Completed Their Primary School In Nigeria - by isaacgravity(op): 9:25pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Lol... Like seriously Many of you are indomie generation |
| Education › Re: Goodnews For Those Who Completed Their Primary School In Nigeria - by isaacgravity(op): 1:32pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
Lol.... I can't stop laughing like seriously |
| Education › Goodnews For Those Who Completed Their Primary School In Nigeria - by isaacgravity(op): 8:25am On Mar 02, 2015 |
It is with great pleasure that I wish to announce to all those people who completed their primary school education in Nigeria and not in France that there have been some improvement in the primary school sector.... But if you were born in the indomie generation maybe this will not make any sense to you. *Do u know that Ali is no longer a boy? *Simbi is now a mother with two children. *Chike is no longer the river boy but he is now a Marine Engineer. *Edet no longer lives in Calabar but has moved to Canada. *Agbo is happily married too and has left the town of Lagoon for London. *Eze no longer goes to school, he is now a graduate. *Even Mr Salami is no longer a farmer but a politician. *Remember Ralia the sugar girl? she now owns one of the biggest sugar factories in Kano. *Ade our naughty little brother is now a doctor in one of the biggest hospitals in the country. Wow!!! what a great medium to recall those days of "Macmillian English." We all had them off hand. Spirit of primary school days, but if u don't know all dis den u are part of indomie generation... 10 Likes |
| Education › Re: 10 Highest Paying Jobs In The World by isaacgravity(op): 7:10am On Mar 02, 2015 |
Good Morning Dear Readers......... See the Top List of 100 Best Universities in Nigeria here! http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/03/top-list-of-100-best-universities-in.html UNILORIN Importance Notice To All Matriculated Students... Check here! http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/03/unilorin-importance-notice-to-all-newly.html View Important Notice To All LAUTECH Students here! http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/03/important-notice-to-all-lautech-students.html Do Have A Wonderful day! www.schoolnewsportal.com CARES! |
| Education › Re: Latest School News Updates by isaacgravity(op): 7:03am On Mar 02, 2015 |
Good Morning Dear Readers......... See the Top List of 100 Best Universities in Nigeria here! http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/03/top-list-of-100-best-universities-in.html UNILORIN Importance Notice To All Matriculated Students... Check here! http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/03/unilorin-importance-notice-to-all-newly.html View Important Notice To All LAUTECH Students here! http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/03/important-notice-to-all-lautech-students.html Do Have A Wonderful day! www.schoolnewsportal.com CARES! |
| Education › Re: 10 Highest Paying Jobs In The World by isaacgravity(op): 8:35am On Feb 27, 2015 |
Do you have your PVC for 2015 Election See how to Vote here! http://news9jagist..in/2015/02/voting-process-how-to-vote-in-2015.html?m=1Also See why PVC Thefts Should Bother INEC @ http://news9jagist..in/2015/02/why-pvc-thefts-should-bother-inec.html?m=1 |
| Education › Re: Latest School News Updates by isaacgravity(op): 8:18am On Feb 27, 2015 |
Do you have your PVC for 2015 Election See how to Vote here! http://news9jagist..in/2015/02/voting-process-how-to-vote-in-2015.html?m=1Also See why PVC Thefts Should Bother INEC @ http://news9jagist..in/2015/02/why-pvc-thefts-should-bother-inec.html?m=1 |
| Education › Re: Top Best Polytechnics In Nigeria 2014ranking by isaacgravity(op): 3:14pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
List Of Successful Candidates for Total 2013 /2014 Scholarship Awards.. http:// www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/02/list-of-successful-candidates-for-total.html FG Approves 9 New Universities... See details here http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/ 02/fg-approves-9-new-private-universities.html universities.html Powered by www.schoolnewsportal.com |
| Education › Re: Full List Ofshortlistedcandidates For2014/2015 Nlngscholarship Exam by isaacgravity(op): 2:39pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
List Of Successful Candidates for Total 2013 /2014 Scholarship Awards.. http:// www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/02/list-of-successful-candidates-for-total.html FG Approves 9 New Universities... See details here http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/ 02/fg-approves-9-new-private-universities.html universities.html Powered by www.schoolnewsportal.com |
| Education › Re: Latest School News Updates by isaacgravity(op): 2:34pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
List Of Successful Candidates for Total 2013 /2014 Scholarship Awards.. http:// www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/02/list-of-successful-candidates-for-total.html FG Approves 9 New Universities... See details here http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2015/ 02/fg-approves-9-new-private-universities.html universities.html Powered by www.schoolnewsportal.com |
| Education › Re: JAMB Admission Status Out... Jamb.org.ng by isaacgravity(op): 6:44pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
SCHOLARSHIP ALERT! Sir Emeka Ofor Foundation Scholarship Application To End Soon, Apply Now!!! http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2014/12/urgent-alert-sir-emeka-ofor-foundation.html Delta Poly Final Year Student Drown In Well...See details here! http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2014/12/tragedy-delta-poly-final-year-student.html ABSU School Fees Reduced by Governor Orji! See New school fees here! http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2014/12/absu-school-fees-reduced-by-gov-orji.html For More Scholarship News,always visit http://www.schoolnewsportal.com |
| Education › Re: 10 Highest Paying Jobs In The World by isaacgravity(op): 6:39pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
SCHOLARSHIP ALERT! Sir Emeka Ofor Foundation Scholarship Application To End Soon, Apply Now!!! http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2014/12/urgent-alert-sir-emeka-ofor-foundation.html Delta Poly Final Year Student Drown In Well...See details here! http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2014/12/tragedy-delta-poly-final-year-student.html ABSU School Fees Reduced by Governor Orji! See New school fees here! http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2014/12/absu-school-fees-reduced-by-gov-orji.html For More Scholarship News,always visit http://www.schoolnewsportal.com |
| Education › Re: 10 Highest Paying Jobs In The World by isaacgravity(op): 10:56pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
Six Hardest Courses To Study In Nigeria, See details (SHARE THIS) 1. Medicine: The fact that it involves human life makes it even more challenging; it takes longer number of years than any other course in Nigeria before they are tagged qualified as it deals with human life, the students are compelled to read heavy-weight... View all here! http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2014/11/six-hardest-courses-to-study-in-nigeria.html |
| Education › Re: Full List Ofshortlistedcandidates For2014/2015 Nlngscholarship Exam by isaacgravity(op): 8:08pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Full List of Shortlisted Candidates For 2014/2015 SNEPCo Scholarship Exam (SHARE THIS) SNEPCO Shortlist has been released, here is a guide on how to check your name on the list of shortlisted candidates for the 2014/2015 SNEPCo Scholarship Exam. View List here! http://www.schoolnewsportal.com |
| Education › Latest School News Updates by isaacgravity(op): 11:30pm On Nov 14, 2014 |
IMSU 2nd Batch Admission List 2014/2015 Released... http://www.schoolnewsportal.com ASUU Strike May Commence Again: See Details Here http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2014/11/ASUU-strike-may-commence-again-see.html Top 5 Professions Whose Graduates Get Jobs Easily In Nigeria http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2014/11/top-5-professions-whose-graduates-get.html YABATECH 2014/2015 Admission List(2nd Batch) Released On Jamb Portal http://www.schoolnewsportal.com/2014/11/yabatech-20142015-admission-list2nd.html |
| Education › Full List Ofshortlistedcandidates For2014/2015 Nlngscholarship Exam by isaacgravity(op): 10:52pm On Nov 13, 2014 |
Full List of Shortlisted Candidates For 2014/2015 NLNG Undergraduate Scholarship Exam (SHARE THIS) School News Portal Team is glad to announce that the List of Successful candidates for the 2014/2015 NLNG Undergraduate Scholarship Aptitude test have been released. The list has been released online and all candidates who applied for the scholarship can now check their on the NLNG Scholarship portal HOW TO CHECK THE LIST OF SHORTLISTED CANDIDATES FOR 2014/2015 NLNG SCHOLARSHIP EXAM To check your name on the list of shortlisted candidates on the sws.nlng.com/Undgrad 1. Visit the Scholarship Portal by Clicking here http://www.schoolnewsportal.com |
| Education › Re: JAMB Admission Status Out... Jamb.org.ng by isaacgravity(op): 10:47pm On Nov 13, 2014 |
Full List of Approved/Accredited 2015 JAMB UTME Registration Centers nationwide (SHARE THIS) Below a full list of approved registration centers for the 2015/2016 JAMB UTME e- Registration and their addresses, phone number and business name. ABIA STATE Abia State Poly., Aba-Owerri Road, Aba — Engr. (Mrs) Chidinma Ndukwe, 08034448850 Gregory University,Uturu, Amaokwe Achara, Uturu — Mr. Efetobor O. Elijah, 08032941977 JAMB State Office, Ubakala, Near Ubakala Junction, Along Enugu – Aba Express Way, Old Umuahia — Amiwa O. Adaji, 08061103634 Michael Okpara Univ. Of Agric Ict Res Centre, Umudike — Dr. Chester Odoh, 08166277041 ADAMAWA STATE... VIEW ALL HERE! http://www.schoolnewsportal.com |
| Phones › Get Etisalat Cheap Data Plan (megabytes) Here by isaacgravity(op): 3:17pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
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| Education › Re: FUTO Supplementary Admission Sales Of Form For 2014/2015 Session by isaacgravity(op): 10:57pm On Nov 07, 2014 |
FUTO Supplementary Admission List 2014/2015 Out(SHARE THIS) FUTO 1st supplementary admission list for 2014/2015 has been released on the school’s portal. 2013/2014 pre degree students of FUTO, DE & UTME candidates that missed the earlier released admission lists are hereby informed. The just released Federal university Of Technology, Owerri 2014/2015 1st Supplementary Admission list consists of UTME Direct Entry candidates and FUTO Pre-Degree Program candidates who have been offered admission into FUTO for 2014/2015 session. Such candidates’ name would not have appeared in the first FUTO admission list for 2014/2015 sesion – See the list here http://www.schoolnewsportal.com |
| Education › Re: 10 Highest Paying Jobs In The World by isaacgravity(op): 6:32am On Nov 07, 2014 |
Yea! you said the fact |
| Education › Re: JAMB Admission Status Out... Jamb.org.ng by isaacgravity(op): 11:25pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
Application For NLNG Postgraduates Scholarship Schemr 2015 Application For NLNG Postgraduate Scholarship Scheme 2015 (SHARE THIS) Nigeria LNG Limited is pleased to call for applications from qualified candidates into the NLNG Postgraduate Scholarship Scheme for entry into Masters Programs in the United Kingdom in September 2015. The scheme is administered by British Council Nigeria. Criteria for Award Potential beneficiaries must: be entering into a Masters programme in Engineering, Geosciences, Environmental Sciences, Management Science, Information Technology, Law and Medicine possess a 2nd Class Upper degree in a relevant field of study have completed the NYSC programme be no more than 30 years of age be Nigerian nationals resident in Nigeria provide identification documents from their L.G.As must possess an international passport valid for travel at least one year from September 2015 provide evidence that they are available to travel in September 2015 if selected. The Application Process... view all here! http://www.schoolnewsportal.com |
| Education › Re: 10 Highest Paying Jobs In The World by isaacgravity(op): 10:30pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Top 5 Universities And Polytechnics In Nigeria That Produce The Best Quality Of Their Graduates By Emeka Mmadukwu I have seen graduates from many schools in Nigeria but I can bet you that graduates from the universities listed below always stand out among their peers in terms of excellence and discipline in their work place 1.Federal University of Technology Owerri (FUTO) 2.University of Nigeria Nsukka (UNN) 3.University Ibadan (UI) 4.Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU) 5.University of Illorin (Unilorin).. VIEW A HERE! http://www.schoolnewsportal.com |
| Education › Get All School News + Scholarship News Alert! by isaacgravity(op): 10:13pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
GET ALL SCHOOL NEWS + SCHOLARSHIP ALERT!`~`~`~~``~` Good evening dear readers, do you know that you can now get All News About your SCHOOL + SCHOLARSHIP NEWS ALERT directly to your email box without visiting any website! Its Free Of Charge! Interested Kindly follow the simple steps below to be on the go:1. Click on http://www.schoolnewsportal.com 2. At the Middle Right corner of the page Locate this " BE THE FIRST TO RECEIVE ALL SCHOOL NEWS/SCHOLARSHIP ALERT! ENTER YOUR EMAIL BELOW" 3. Enter your EMAIL address in the box provided. 4. Hit "Submit"! now open your email box to ACTIVATE your account in the link sent to you.And watch the News updates Locate you! with this dear, you are good to go. POWERED by http://www.schoolnewsportal.com |
| Education › Re: 10 Highest Paying Jobs In The World by isaacgravity(op): 11:17pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
Welcome to the Month of November: Things to know about All November born http://www.schoolnewsportal.com November Horoscope SHARE THIS! The month of November is the eleventh Month of the Gregorian Calendar, but it is also the last full month of Fall of the year. November kicks of with All Saints' Day, but this is just one of many holidays celebrated in November across the globe. One of America's most family oriented traditions, Thanksgiving, is celebrated on the third Thursday of November. Additionally, November is the home of Guy Fawkes Day in the United Kingdom, World Diabetes Day and Children's Day in India.... View full story and see your B'day mate here http://www.schoolnewsportal.com |
| Education › Re: JAMB Admission Status Out... Jamb.org.ng by isaacgravity(op): 9:22pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
A MUST READ! JAMB Accredited Registration Centres for 2015/2016 UTME (SHARE THIS) Following the announcement of the 2015/2016 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) registration by the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB)! it is worth noting that the registration is only done by Computer Based Test (CBT) accredited centres. The registration cards can be obtained from NIPOST, Zenith Bank Plc, Skye Bank Plc, Union Bank Plc and First Bank PLC at the cost of N4,500.00 only while the registration centres are expected to charge N700.oo only for the registration and printing of two (2) copies of the e-Slip... See full details here! http://www.schoolnewsportal.com |
