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Its a scam now because they sold out all their Innjoo abi? If them no sell you go talk say na Konga don chance them...Nigerians, what can ever satisfy you!

Before nko na you and am follow come? Even Jesus walked alone.

She came back. She asked if PHCN brought light(electricity) today. I said "No". She sighed and dipped her hand in her purse and lifted a five hundred naira note and gave it to me. She said "buy fuel for the generator, I bought a song on my way home. I just heard the song 'baby dance kolombo, oh kolombo, baby dance kolombo' and I walked straight in, and asked the boy to give me the CD that has that song playing now. He said its a hundred and fifty naira, I asked him if he thought I was those JJC's that don't know its sold for a hundred naira, he just smiled and gave it to me." I smiled, not because of what she just told me but because she just bought a secular music that wasn't a Bongo music. Ah took a look at the CD pack and stared at Reekado Banks, Korede Bello and Tecno's pictures drawn on the pack and ah began to wonder how they got this far, they must have been like me. "Chika!" Her voice jolted me off my thoughts as she reminded me to go get the fuel. I took the money and left. I walked to the petrol station but they've closed due to the fuel scarcity in the country, so I had no option but to buy from the 'black market' sellers in front of the petrol station, the way they positioned themselves inside the premises of the petrol station you'll think its the staffs of the petrol stations that closed down the station to peddle in a more lucrative market - black market. So I bought two liters of petrol at the cost of three hundred naira and headed back home. Ah emptied the gallon on the fuel tank of the generator and turned it on. I went in as she told me to insert the CD in the DVD player for her, I inserted it and waited as it wrote 'loading', it loaded for almost two minutes before it wrote 'this disc cannot be played please check the disc and insert again' I brought it out and checked it and then again I inserted it in, it repeated the same error message then I tried yet again same message kept popping up so I removed it and inserted 'Everybody Hates Chris' and it showed the same error message then I brought it out and reinserted and it played. That was when she sparked and asked me why her CD that made her buy the petrol wasn't playing while 'Everybody Hates Chris' played. "I think its because everybody actually hate Chris so Chris is learning to love himself by playing" was my reply, she smiled as she took the CD from me and left to return and take a new better one from the seller. Within two minutes she came back and gave me to insert it again of which I did and the same error message kept popping out. Then she came closer to the DVD player and began to beseech it saying "play nau, please play, I bought you with my market profit, market wasn't good today yet I bought you because I liked the song in you, please play, I just spent six hundred naira to hear you play, please play" I guess the CD was born deaf because it didn't hear any of her pleas, it didn't play so she took the CD and hide it inside her box and said she'll play it whenever we buy a new DVD player.
Culled from www.italkpass.

She has locked you up in a Friend Zone with a BIG padlock and now she's trying to TEST if she can also turn you into an ATM machine.

Am highly interested. Want to make payments tomorrow on aliexpress. GTBank Dollar - Naira exchange rate is a rip off, a whooping sum of N205/$.. How do we go about it?

You missed one essential plant out - Weed(Marijuana leafs)

"The lady that loves me" Do you love her too? Sounds like you don't love her that much, If you love her enough to marry her, then you'll understand that your happiness is all that matters not what an Imam or pastor tells your mother.

Trinxie:
hehehe...e no easy
"buh d link is not linking to the direct link to download d song"

it is. You'll see the Android song, just click on. What do you think about the song?

What do you think about it.

This guy is very hilarious. I'm used to funny things including songs with funny lyrics like Sinzu's 'E don dey madt' and Jahbless's 'Jhoor oh' etc. So I was busy repainting my Facebook Wall with a new colour got tired of the Blue and White colour Mark Zuckerberg shoved into my throat, until a facebook friend's status update almost stained my painting. He shared a post with a link to a song titled 'Android' and the song's cover art had a picture of the singer with a white Android phone and his mouth was agape like he was shouting as some words were written close to the phone "You have exhausted your data bundle", this got me curious as to what and how he was going to sing about that , as curious as I was I decided to download the song and listen. I was really wowed by the singer name Udozeal, he started the first verse with reasons on why one needs a smartphone like Android. He said "my guy don't DULL you need a SMARTphone..Android na the main thing bye bye to java phone.. Life go tire you when you no go fit Minimize.. Do many things at the same time in clockwise.." He even went on to say he enjoys "COOL apps like ICECREAM" that he "stroll enter Android market..bend down select applications like Ekeonunwa market..send down select like OK..your data bundle is it Okay?..". I was grinning from ear to ear the entire time the song played. I found out he is a Nairalander with same username Udozeal. Here is the link to download the song http://www.reverbnation.com/q/5u98qq . Download, listen and let's know how you feel about the song.


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