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Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie:
LUCAS99:
If 25+ Governorship Seat plus 237+ house Legislative House Seat is not a Blue Wave then what the heck is it?

Even Trump knows he needs the Democrats in the House to move his agenda fprward...

You're the only one who doesn't know that...
Stop deluding yourself, it would have been a blue wave if it was a net gain of +237 in the legislative seats and a net gain of +25 in governorship seats. As it is, Republicans and conservatives control 2.5 out of the three arms of government at national level and majority of governor's mansions and legislative houses at state level so the blue wave you are talking about is just imaginary, it didn't happen. If you want to know what a wave looks like, go and take a look at what the GOP did to the Obama led democrats in 2010. That's a wave not when democrats return a result that is historical normal and even below average for a party in opposition during the midterms. Go read about the first midterms of the President in power and you will see that Trump and the GOP did quite well. He even outperformed your thin gods Obama and Clinton by a very wide margin. cheesy

From your liberal leaning Washington post, for your reading pleasure. If you want to know the facts and not liberal propaganda
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/if-the-midterms-were-a-referendum-trump-won/2018/11/09/a39cc5fe-e44f-11e8-ab2c-b31dcd53ca6b_story.html?utm_term=.81f9a63df031

Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 5:09am On Nov 20, 2018
obixcel:
It's confirmed indeed that Democrats don't lose in peace, there are always sour grapes, tantrums grin And on their way to defeat they'll cry and lament about "Voter suppression" and when the defeat is complete they'll start throwing a hissy fit. It's so hilarious. Hillary's Post-2016 Election recount, that was pushed by Jill Stein, remember? They always end up losing Twice grin grin grin
Lol cheesy cheesy cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 5:08am On Nov 20, 2018
obixcel:
Lo and Behold! A section of the Migrant Caravan(sorry! INVADERS, to be frank) has arrived at the US border...The ones Jim Acosta claimed were hundreds of miles away. But surprisingly Mexican Americans/latinos rejected and protested their arrival, screamed at them to go back or seek asylum. grin Lots of Pop corn to grab onto. How will the MSM spin dis one now eh? Mexican Nationalists? grin grin
Are you surprised? The only thing the liberals are good at is lying their asses off. They will still find some way to spin it as Trump's fault. Those clowns have no shame
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 12:32am On Nov 18, 2018
Abbeybailey:
Done with you. Ten , Twenty years from now, your path to success will be hard unless you change your attitude.
Tell that to junior baboon, his path to success is already hard having an idiot like you as his father
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 12:18am On Nov 18, 2018
Abbeybailey:
You ate the equivalent of Vanilla Ice. One hot wonder regurgigating the same thing. Just payed a little over $4.500 for Emirates Tickets for Jnr and i and put that in Naira and i am sure it will feed your entire family for years.
Who gives a fvck what you and junior baboon does huh You both can swing back to your fellow baboons in the jungle for all I care
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 12:12am On Nov 18, 2018
Abbeybailey:
This old guy will feed your entire family for a year and not miss a beat. You are going no where positive in life with your attitude. It's not a curse from the witches in your village. You are the architect of your own failure in life. Keep posting your life away with your cheap Made in China phone . After midnight in Nigeria and a born loser is still foaming in the mouth. What a waste of space on Earth.
This old fool will do well to feed his foolish brain some sense first. It's you and your foolish parents and kids that are not going anywhere positive in life. And your stupid wife too. Remember she was described as the most stupid woman on earth for ever agreeing to marry the most stupid man on earth. And your stupidity keeps proving us right. It will only take a more stupid woman to agree to be hitched for life to a stupid fool like you. It's not a curse from the witches in your jungle, you lucasbaboon are the architect of your own stupid life
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 12:06am On Nov 18, 2018
Abbeybailey:
I told you who lives in a jungle filled with mud, erosion ladden where they throw the their dead people in forest filled with baboons. We sure don't have that in Chicago. Look at the mirror and see the offspring of baboons.
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@bolded, yes you told me they were your parents and you sure don't have jungles in Chicago but you do have criminals, drug cartels, prostitution rings running all over the place and of course, you have the foolish lucasbaboon cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 12:03am On Nov 18, 2018
Abbeybailey:
Easy to tell a low lifer going nowhere in life. All your contemporaries are moving up in life and you are on Nairaland forming E giant while your life is going down the sewage tank. Anyway, your salary increase to N30.000 will be happening soon and accept my congratulations in advance. You really deserve it and i hope it will ease a little of your insanity because living a subhuman life is not good for anyone.
And what are you doing on nairaland? Bragging and forming a foolish baboon? cheesy all your agemates have outgrown this level of stupidity but you still wallow in it like the old fool you are. Easy to tell an old fool that will remain a fool forever cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 11:58pm On Nov 17, 2018
Abbeybailey:
You have to pick your spot with the human Basura by name itchie. That big mouth is not going anywhere in life. Ten , twenty years from now he will still be mouthing off on Nairaland not amounting to much . Sometimes, I neglect him and his fellow Americanna wannabe , Nazi loving cretins and sometimes I answer them.
Foolish lucasbaboon consoling himself and his foolish friend foolish jellyfish BrainlessX with his usual pathetic words. cheesy. Sorry lucasbaboon, scurrying to your fellow foolish brainlessX for comfort won't work, he is in a worse condition than you are and needs someone to comfort him more than you do
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 11:54pm On Nov 17, 2018
Abbeybailey:
Go and sleep. Probably there's no electricity in your backward 3rd world Skunky village you dwell in. Look at the time and you are still showing why misery is like your Siamese brother.
Shut up foolish lucasbaboon!!! I'll tell you when I need a human clock to tell me the time, till then go and try to do something with your useless life wink
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 11:52pm On Nov 17, 2018
BraniacX:
Oh itchie! Please help me , I Got a dad complex sad I the I need to Grow a pair. cheesy wannabe? I the foolish jellyfish BrainlessX will W@nk of my pinky! with a stinky mishmash of spongy uselessness for my selfie! grin I won't get inky with you for revealing how bitchy I am, My jellyfish father this, my jellyfish father that, no one wants sickly jellyfish like me for a sire! I get it I must be itching to be me-smarts, t'will come to, when unicorns ride faeries in Neverland! grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Now I hope my foolish jellyfish of a dad will be a good xerox and regurgitate wink
Fixed again for you foolish jellyfish BrainlessX cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie:
BraniacX:
Yeah really wink my jellyfish father is a sickly, stinky, stanky, skunky, slimy, greasy, wrinkly, twitchy, bitchy, itchy jellyfish grin cheesy grin cheesy now regurgitate back to me how brainless I am cool
Fixed again for you foolish jellyfish BrainlessX wink
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie:
BraniacX:
isn't it fishy? That my jellyfish father's writing requires my foolish Smitty? grin cheesy grin cheesy
Sort out your probs with your dad and stop disturbing our peace with your family problems cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 9:19pm On Nov 17, 2018
BraniacX:
oh lawd! cheesy cheesy cheesy my jellyfish father here has become a xerox! shocked bwahahahahahahahahaha grin grin cheesy
Really shocked shocked shocked
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 9:18pm On Nov 17, 2018
BraniacX:
huhOh itchie! cheesy see yon sewage murk there? There be my new appointment with my bitchy father cheesy there! My jellyfish father is governor stitchy! grin he rules over and boss ze swamp stinky cheesy grin and yon there, my magnificence sorry putrificence is permitted to expand sickly cheesy grin
Now let me go rule my universe like the sickly, stinky jellyfish I am cheesy grin grin cheesy
Well then, goodluck to you and your dad in your swampy kingdom cheesy cheesy cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 9:15pm On Nov 17, 2018
BraniacX:
Now this just gets me stinky grin editing my post is just what I need now to remind me of my lack of original thinking grin it would appear I am about to throw in the towel! I refuse to surrender! We must continue! This defeat is too much for me and my jellyfish father grin
Fixed also for jellyfish braniacX wink
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 9:12pm On Nov 17, 2018
BraniacX:
BraniacX: note to self! Stop being stupid cry cry

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
Fixed again cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 8:58pm On Nov 17, 2018
BraniacX:
oh yes you would help my father the twitch bitchy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin
That's the least I can do for your family, what are friends for? cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 8:56pm On Nov 17, 2018
BraniacX:
My father is twitchy, why is he so bitchy? cheesy
Fixed for you jellyfish braniacX wink
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 8:54pm On Nov 17, 2018
BraniacX:
My jellyfish father the twitchy snitchy thought because he had an A.I chip implanted, he could evolve from a jellyfish into a man, but since he's so bitchy cheesy maybe they should slice of the enhancement and return it into a bleachy floatsam on some silty beach grin grin grin grin grin grin
The old jellyfish is bitchy? shocked shocked shocked. Why, that's disrespectful of you. I hope the old jellyfish doesn't get to read this, he will most likely disown you if he gets to and I don't know what will become of you then
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 8:49pm On Nov 17, 2018
BraniacX:
huh Gt
Read? shocked comprehend! shocked wow! How many eons did it take my father the jellyfish to understand those basic terms? Wow! I should be able to celebrate this discovery for myself my father is a reading jellyfish! shocked who knows, you might help me make it into the nature journal wink
Wow, congrats to your family and yes I will definitely help you make it into the nature journal wink
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 8:45pm On Nov 17, 2018
BraniacX:
You is ze houzz nigga mein Schwartz! You iz ze jellyfish also grin
I don't understand the language of nigger slaves, please speak refined English if you want to have a conversation with me. And mein Schwartz? Hmmmm, you're starting to sound like a well known foolish monkey on this forum. Hope you're not one and the same foolish monkey that infested this thread before huh
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 8:41pm On Nov 17, 2018
BraniacX:
seeing as you lack the cognition to ascribe "self" to yourself, it falls to this respectable black bruv to do you the honors sorry dishonor grin and jellyfish you remain until i decide otherwise cheesy grin cheesy now go suck trumpetskins crack! grin you know you want to wink
It's not up to you to decide who will be members of your jellyfish family, thanks for the offer but I decline. At don't enjoy the company of jellyfishes, they are very toxic creatures. And by the way, did you consult your jellyfish father before seeking to conscript people into your family? I wouldn't like to hear that he did something terrible to you for trying to usurp his role as the jellyfish family head cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 8:31pm On Nov 17, 2018
BraniacX:
hahahahahahaha cheesy grin cheesy grin regurgitating my lines are you? cheesy lemme relocate your spongy, stringy brainless mass to subtropical climes and see how you survive slave! grin
Not regurgitating your lines, just correcting your misidentification of myself as your father the jellyfish. How can you be confusing me for your father? Who does that? Please I ain't your father the jellyfish and I am not looking to adopt you either cheesy, I can't have a mindless oaf for a son
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 8:27pm On Nov 17, 2018
BraniacX:
huhgo back to your history books house nigger! Or better yet watch a realistic movie like django! It is "field nigger" not "plantation nigger" jellyfish since you insist on getting it right, and yes, house niggers are also slaves, they are the worst type of slaves because they believe themselves better than other slaves and try to lord it over them, they betray other slaves for pats on the back and a few attaboys! A field nigger on the other hand knows who he is, and is always seeking escape and freedom and that is why they would always trump a house nigger like you comfortable in his bondage while getting raped every night

And on doing you harm, mehn! You don got fvcked up too bad already by me boy cheesy wink you can't even pursue a straight line of thought anymore grin need i harm you further? cheesy nah! cool
You are quoting the wrong person man, you should be addressing this "lecture" to your father the jellyfish. And I know exactly what I was saying when I said plantation nigger. You weren't here when a genius named coluka gave us an exposition on that subject. Anyways, if you prefer the field nigger tag then so be it. And that's a very horrible description you gave about your friend Abbeybailey the house nigger cheesy, I don't think he will be flattered by that
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 8:22pm On Nov 17, 2018
Abbeybailey:
Brainstem, you have been shouting baboons for ages because you know your folks lives in a jungle side by side with baboons. Chicago where I was bred and lives is one of the most advanced cities in the World. Google is your friend and post where your folks lives. Jungle filled with baboons and wild animals. So who is baboon then ?.
Who doesn't know Chicago? The capital of crimes and home notorious criminals. You guys gave us Al Capone you know cheesy.
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 8:15pm On Nov 17, 2018
Abbeybailey:
Itchie is an incurable foool that's going no where in life. There's a reason over 90% Americans of African descent voted against the racist Trump. We know him better than the village skunk who can be dropped at Cornhuskers Field and he wouldn't know where the hell he is on Earth. You wonder why some people never amount to much in life. It's a generational gift he inherited from his forebears and he will probably go to his maker like that.
Lucasbaboon whyhuh, I thought you would gave come up with something new by now, so after hours of thinking, you still came back to repeat the same nonsense you have been saying for ages. Common babs, you can do better than this. Just try, I know you can babs cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 8:11pm On Nov 17, 2018
BraniacX:
aaaw cry poor jellyfish! Where is thy sting? grin cheesy grin cheesy hahahahahaha grin grin
I don't sting cos I am not a jellyfish, you must be mistaking me for your father the jellyfish that gave birth to a mindless oaf. Don't worry about him, the old jellyfish has since lost his sting as a result of old age, it his disappointing offspring(that's you by the way) that is letting down the entire family by losing his at such a young age
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 8:08pm On Nov 17, 2018
BraniacX:
miserable powers? cheesy cheesy[center][/center] cheesy grin cheesy grin grin grin cheesy confounding and bamboozling you isn't a miserable power slave! Plus you make it far too easy, all it takes is stringing a few words beyond your basic level of cognition together and you are left looking like an arkham asylum resident! grin cheesy grin cheesy
No you forget your English man, it is the plantation nigger that is the slave OK and he "trumps the house nigger" according to you. And yes your powers are miserable otherwise I should have come to some harm by now but on the contrary I feel as good as ever so whatever powers you have are miserable and ineffectual cheesy, they can't even hurt a fly
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 8:05pm On Nov 17, 2018
BraniacX:
hahahaha angry cheesy grin grin grin e pain am oh! grin and i haven't even started with you sef! You now know what you have in common witha jellyfish right? angry Now swerve! cheesy
Hmmmm, what pained me? The gibberish you wrote or your feeble insults. Lol cheesy, I am so used to the foolishness of liberals as has been exemplified by lucasbaboon for a long time on this forum that I am now immuned to it. You are yet start what with me? Your inconsequential online rantings? Lol, I am scared cheesy
Fire on man, I am not worried about that
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by itchie: 8:00pm On Nov 17, 2018
BraniacX:
so you can read? shocked small wonder! So what? You evolved from a jellyfish to a mollusc! A teensy weensy little brain! Follow your basic instincts and avoid danger! I am dangerous to your mental health! grin cheesy
No you can't be dangerous to me, I am invincible to any harm your miserable powers can cause. I couldn't be bothered about what a nonentity like you could do
CelebritiesRe: Security Removes Hushpuppi From The Stage As Wizkid Performs by itchie: 7:50pm On Nov 17, 2018
IamD18:
Good one from the security operatives.

The stage is for performing musicians, not a for okirika Gucci samples.
Nwaamaikpe is that you?

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