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shakur07: dont mind dose peepx jareh ..dem wahala too mush bur d tin is general sha like dat dem dy do for oau also ..dose of Oau bad passoti gbaa tan |
Fynestboi: lmao iya iyawo bowo ni...mr finestboy I'm very well thank yu |
shakur07: shakur?? Sleep?? Sleep is for d mortals nao *hope yhu grab ..i was workn all thru jarehlol issokai! God bless ur hussle |
As I woke up this morning, I saw a message on my phone from 'GP UNIBADAN' I was soo scared thinking it was probably the post utme results ish, onli to discover that it was from one of those fellowship peeps that collected my number......... ![]() ![]() ![]() |
shakur07: ds one wey yhu dey moan oga jeremy .s everytin alrite sha?? Hope its nt wah ayam finkn ![]() ![]() ![]() |
shakur07: i b gal nilol my nite was sweet buh shawt, u nko? |
shakur07: Goood mawning guys **morning babe |
morgan**g:errrrmmm.....thank yu sire. |
Lilly001: Hello!!!God. Bless yu sire! Negative marking ko semi negative marking ni. |
Lilly001: thank Godhappy to hear dat oga mi |
Mesopotamia: If u'r watching project fame grand finale,did u see that dance performance by kaffy.....nt withstanding d fact that she is pregnant.....lol that babe is a dance genius....... |
Lilly001: @ItsPretzy..MustMeetGirl Babe.. ASUU don make me Broke ni o..No BIS til school resumes.fine jaw.....I don ova miss u ni, hope ure good sha? |
folagbade23: my moma taught me to respect elderslol u aint serz, got my msg on whatsapp? |
shakur07: abeg shorten dah yhur name jhooor ..ds life is too short to kal dah long namelol u fit hlp me shorten am nau |
Mikebis: are u d onemaybe/maybe not.......any p? |
folagbade23: ok, i get it! Grandma.... 08162636485, msg me wen u add meokay sire....aint no grandma sha |
dapsondou: Thats a joke abiaint kiddn |
Mikebis: are u simiyes sire, mosimisinuolaoluwa to be precise |
folagbade23: ok mummy, kindly use that number to add me or u gimme ursmummy ke? Pls repost ur number, dnt wunna scroll up |
Mesopotamia: lolz....u no want make em use slap draw tattoo 4 ya face....lol abi nau.....u knw say I yellow, make I no kan turn red |
dapsondou: SIMI!lol urs nau |
folagbade23: u use whatsapp ryt?yes sire |
Mikebis: ig femaleokay............ |
dapsondou: But when i saw shakur no move, I stand gidigbalol |
folagbade23: lol! Rearrange demkk sire |
Mesopotamia: u dey fear?b4 nko? I dnt like trouble o.....omo jeje |
folagbade23: my 2go pin is 08162636485sorry? Dint get that |
Mikebis: I hear say persn 4rm dis thread cm wt his/her mom..who b d persn,jst wana knw,abeg dnt b shy to talk ohmmm before I ansa, male or female? |
Mesopotamia: #CoversOneEye-ela oju kan...ha! Ma koba mi ooooo.....that wusnt d point. |
cleverj01: Amazing! Hw did u get d pic 2 crown it all dats d pic of my best character skippergot it from one of the social networks, kant remember which. |
cleverj01: Never mind me oh! If i had dat kind of conection i wouldnt boda myself comin down 2 Ib city al d way frm Abj!hmmm got dat |
Mikebis: dnt get unvm bro |



Yhu be learner ni