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Fynestboi:
You stand a chance to enjoy the intellectualism encapsulated in TeamFynestboi Creativity that will befall Nairaland.

Okay.. You already bought me with that

Exmarte:
egbami...A square bi ti bawo,see this guy o. Na my money me I wan collect sha

So you even know him
Wait. Lemme rack my brain And figure out who you are

Fynestboi:
There was nothing like fowl play bro in the female edition.

Join the train bro.


TeamFynestboi

I'd love to.
But lemme ask, what's my gain if decide to join the train.. ..free food for me or what

JSMMUYIWA:
Brodaly!!
Bless GOD o;
I dey Kampee;
How is yonder?

Na you dey enjoy pass wey Nepa light don overcharge your Ba3;
4 here na 12% o;
**NASU power**

Lol.. ..they took it around 5 and now am at 47%
Yonder just wet.. ..rain just dey fall.. .yours?

Fynestboi:
As in the break scatter me no be small.


But I don plan to use am catch fun small for Mr. Nairaland contest.


What ya feel.

Exactly my thoughts... .I'm waiting to see the officially announced candidates
And I hope there is no foul play like it was done in the feminine version

Fynestboi I hail ooooo .. .hope you are enjoying the pre semester break

Una evening oo

Exmarte:
u wan form say u no know me? Ahh,na so life be? Ogbeni...today na today,u must to pay me my money after u steal my name finish,ayaf cash u today

Lol.. .i think I know you now
Bad guy. How far?? ?
Ain't you A sq

Layooluwa:
kai, this reminds me of when I was a fresher and i used to think that 'Immediately, I enter OAU, all strikes will seize' Omo Mehn, OAU shocked me with pre-resumption break

You believed in the wrong thing
Me I have kuku known that we gonna strike it's only a matter of time...so all this don't surprise me.. .at least my brother used more than a year at home before he graduated finally
So I ain't even surprised at all
Make Oau swerve

Layooluwa:
chai!! That one terrible oh, dey wont now bring light for the next three days, it could be very annoying. Who sent them work?

They dare not do that
Let them continue to do that as long as am home

Exmarte:
Who dash u Ayo? So na u dy steal person name abi,I cash u today

Sorry ion think we've met before

Just4yhu:
Muyiwa, u'r here!
Hey guys, hws d strike going?

Fatimah. ..you self show face.. .
Btw, it's Ay.. .how are you doing? ??

Layooluwa:
loooool, you sabi wetin dey my mind but the break is too short to do anything. If it was long now, ehnehn....................... Barbing ke?? You know that's not a bad idea, if am barbing hair on campus as a gal, i should sell weller ryt? As far itztun3chi no carry fire for head.

If you see her, please help me greet her ohh, say Layooluwa is missing her

Nepa no gree carry light since yesterday morning
How are you doing

JSMMUYIWA:
Lool!!


Abeg why Oga Seun didn't put up a thumbs up sticker....?

Abegi.. ..help to tell Nepa to take the lite oooo
My phone Don even dey cry self....
How are you doing bro?

kaseshi:
LOL I've forgiven you since....am not at home...in ma mumsis shop

I'd send you a pm at night
till den. take care

SHISUI:
Awesome...lemme quickly alert relevant authorities then...

Choi... chairman I no commit any offence (in an Hausa man's voice)

kaseshi:
are yhu serious didn't I tell yhu ma name when yhu asked who it was?!? Anyways no qualms sha.......and I've been doing good sha,nathing much

seriously plenty stuffs are on my head... everything just got clearer as I saw this message... pardon my I don't care attitude...hope you've forgiven me sha
how's home

kaseshi:
ooohhheeemmgeeee!!! I didn't see any pm....and bout the not seeing you stuff,you were the first person I called 16 minutes after I landed on campus....bug I kinda forgot to call again....oya sowie naa,I'll go and check ma mail now sef

I actually saw the call,but ion know who it was... Don't worry. . I'd make it up to you.. ..so how have you been doing
And how has home been

horeofe:
nah,bn hme since thurzday

Keep enjoying oOooooo .. Me I'd soon run back to school

Layooluwa:
Loool, so itztun3chi and shisui are neighbours

Thanks to phcn my day is still making sense.. We ain't neighbors

SHISUI:
Lol ...where do u stay..?

I don't stay in a place.. .am a cattle rustler

SHISUI:
up nepa...finally this people brought the light..

Miss OAU's light tho..

Are we using same lite niii

Layooluwa:
hahahahaha!!! Or pre-barbing break, even mid-barbing break.

Lol. They've brought lite.. .see ya later

horeofe:
he kuku knw work,na u want gr8 ife style xo he has 2 move at gr8 ife pace.lol

Exactly my sister
What happens to you and kaseshi
You still in Ife right

Layooluwa:
6hrs?? On top wetin?? Na braids I wan do??


does this guy know work like this

Oau style must be slow now and while barbing I might decide to go on strike

Layooluwa:
nah, it's 'great ife' style i want. To show am a patriotic student ofcourse

Sorry we don't give that type of service to our customers as it would take 6hours to finish
Of course only if you can wait

Layooluwa:
loool, guy, i wan barb my hair ohh

Do you want omoles style or salamis style or naasu
Which one do you want

Layooluwa:
hahahahaha!! They are saying welcome

Oau Don vex me Abegi

Layooluwa:
looool. Yes, there is ohh. Am surprised sef.
It is not yet our turn to enjoy light. They only bring it in the night

No lite since yesterday evening I got home