₦airaland Forum

SmartPolician:
I guess the last strategy discussed in their WhatsApp group was to buy the hearts of young people after impoverishing them. Nigerian politicians are mean!

If dem do, unah go talk. If dem no do, unah go talk 😂

Watin Unah want nah??

cybersoldiers:
Upon say the cost of feed is astronomically high in Nigeria courtesy of the APC and Lagos 1st class accountant.

Nawaooo APC is the worst thing to ever happen to any country.... Apc will never happen to me and family....

Nah APC dey govern Kano??

Okoro!

U need rest.

Sheistoopretty:
Nigerian men....

We are an endangered species in this country Nigerian men are the worst thing to ever happen to humanity. they are a cancer to our society.

The only thing Nigerian men know how to do is Ritual, k!dnapping, st£aling,,, smok!ng and anything bad you can think of..

....Nigerian men are Us€less.... All of them It shall never be well with Nigerian men

Including your Dad, brothers and entire male children in your family too 😂

😂

nairavsdollars:
I see her joining Abia Angels FC

If wishes were horses, beggars might ride 😂

Jokerman:
Peter Obi

Yemi osibanjo.

For now

Eyes service 😂

Obi wey govern Anambra for 8yrs 😂

Where's the Anambra now??

Under Obi, Doctors were on strike for 13months 😂

Osinbajo was vice president for 8yrs. Where Nigeria today??

U dey trust Adam. Your eyes go see many many

Melagros:
COMRADES, Tinubu whom I know is not enhancing the welfare of the pensioners, I am telling you tomorrow we will hear a counter narrative about this news
No be APC wei sabi lie?

What a shame

If we know hear counter narrative or news nko??

Let be positive please

There's nothing like counter news here, I bet you.

Amigoss:
"Why is this man not married to his age group,he is a pedo" abi how feminist take dey talk am when dem hear say a 30's man is dating an early 20's

He gets early wives

Madam Shade is the youngest and last wife at present among the wives.

MadamVanessa:




Inferiority complex will finish you people. I swear


Forbes and Bloomberg is what you're gloating. Guy 500 million plus 500 million is 1 billion. This is nothing to average Igbo business man. Rest.

Enu por 😂

Fi enu ja wire 😂😆

[quote author=MadamVanessa post=133698966][/quote]U no see anything talk on DX trend 😂

U dey see progress??

MadamVanessa:



Is like you people think that this billion is too huge. Guy 500 million+ 500 million is 1 billion. To an average Igbo man business, it's nothing at all. If this is something so huge for your people and something not realistic in your side , it's normal thing for south east business men. Stop shading.

Enu por 😂

Fi enu ja waya 😂

princeade86:
Sakamaje contract

God spearing our lives. The project will b completed. We will all b living testimony 🙏

Kaa4:
Sharia is REAL Threat. GSM should deal with that.
The Queen has been doing this business over the years. Tinubu con put mouth for Oyo state, not knowing that others are coming. IGP should do whatever he is doing in Oyo in other places.

GSM, let this well meaning people go.

If U guys never mention Tinubu unah never do anything.

It's case against Oyo state not FG

Thank you

Jega2000:
I make roughly 500k-700k on average monthly but I am not really comfortable...

50% of Nigerias don't earn 500k and above monthly.

U just av to manage d resources you have.

MadamVanessa:





Very sound and lovely clap back.

Foolish, illiterate Ronus chanters think everyone must worship the insignificant people they idolize. Macaroni, a self made skit maker, earns his money legitimately, takes care of himself and his family, and couldn't care less about any inconsequential governor. Not everyone needs to be useless like you people, worshiping idiotic governor.

You always dey on negative side 😂

THEDEEPSIGHT:
Just over $2 Million. Thats poor.

How much dem make for your state if e reach 10% of money made here 😂

AlphaNugget:
He is always attending....he is not fixing.

Talk about incompetence at its peak 😮‍💨

If e no attend unah go talk. he dey attend unah still dey wail 😂

Okoro!

Hatred won't take U anywhere

MadamVanessa:



Wait wait, is he Not a PhD holder.

But I thought they said that everyone in this place holds a PhD, the highest academic degree. Even spermatozoa that is swimming in the vagina is already a PhD holder.

Which one Ur principal get 😂

He managed to have BSC 😂 nah even PT

chino123:
How does this change the price of rice beans and garri in the market?

U will save enough or have enough money to buy things in the market.

Bobloco:
When did Government College Lagos affirm that Tinubu was their guinea pig student, used to test-run the school in 1970, four years before it was established in 1974?

Most of the time, if not always, it's better to assume you're foolish than to open your mouth and remove all doubt

DX one enter 😂

Sobalim:
Nigerian football governing body is not serious. This is not the calibre of coach that we need to take us to world cup next year. Everything under Tinubu is a mess

Nah Tinubu go sign am for them??

Abeg allow Tinubu rest abeg 🤣

If it goes well, U wont praise Tinubu but if it doesn't go well 😂 U wail again 😂

MadamVanessa:




They've already rejected our first ever first class product president . All hands are now on deck to kick our first class accountant president to Iragbiji. I don't like this.

You always wail 😂

Bitterness dey your blood 😂

Aniluvreal:
Leave that demon alone. She's a demon a very big one at that.

So nah woman?? 😂

Kewtt:
No way. Ilorin.

Is Ilorin not part of North central again??

Heffalump:
By clocking 60 years he statutorily retires from the system. No amount of apology is acceptable in keeping him perpetually in that position. He's the only GMD of NNPC that has spent over 5 years in position.

Very crafty and sleeky manipulator. What he does is to bribe Tinubu cabals so that he remains as the boss of NNPCL. Nigeria need fresh air in the oil sector, so he must retire now!

If U never mention Tinubu, unah body no go calm.

Tinubu met him as NNPCL chairman. U just dey talk watin U don't know

MadamVanessa:



After disgracing himself to all the invited dignitaries there. The people in that inauguration will think that 97% of Nigerians are illiterate and Tinubu is the best brain in the country.🤣🤣🤣

Negativity is in your blood 😂😆

U always stay on negative side 😂 even if it's a good news. You will wail 😂

Update147:
Good day nairalanders.

Please I noticed my gf has this offensive smell during sex. I'm wondering how best can I tell her so I won't end up hurting her feelings and also what can we do to get rid of this offensive smell ?

Clean water and an index finger will sort DX.

Each time she urinates, let her always wash with water. With time d offensive odour will disappear.

puremaker7:
Did you miss your medication again?

Yes, he did.

He always wail.

Hatred or bitterness won't take you anywhere

You can't benefit anything from it 😂

MadamVanessa:



A weakling dullard of a president.


Only his few deluded supporters hype this thing from Iragbiji to high heaven.

Cry cry bobo

If U call dx man dullard 😂 watin U one call OB??

MadamVanessa:




A dullard meeting highly intellectual personalities of high calibre.

His speech in that occasion was all shade of shame. Man is too empty, very empty. I can imagine GEJ and OBJ burying their heads in shame till the dullàrd finished his boring speech.

Who are you referring to as a dullard??

I am sure U are product of fake university.

If you don't like someone or U never overcome the shock of last election, that one no mean say make U dey yarn dust.

FameGlory:
Jonathan my love.

The Best President Nigeria ever had.

I have missed your black face.

Unah dey quick forget things 😂😆

It's Better to keep quiet sometimes

EmperorCaesar:
Drop a link to the news where this claim was made

He can't 😂

Nah just to dey run mouth