₦airaland Forum

Danjuma827:
my broda ask him for me ohhh.

dnt mind him.... if u see an hausa man that is di.ck is 6inch long.. then it must be cold

CUMPOLICE01:
[size=18pt]I OFFICIALLY WANT TO ANNOUNCE THIS TO ALL BIG BOREHOLE GALS IN D HAUZ INCLUDING onila ...






ONLY YORUBA GUYS GOT BIG, LONG, HARD AND WELL POSITIONED HOTDOGS... [/size]

hv u ever seen a hausa's man dick?

crime does not pay

classiq nd uzi killed it man

n

francizy:
From left to right..

Bishop David Oyedepo, Mallam Nasir El Rufai, Lionel Zinsou, Prof Yemi Osibanjo and my man, Mr. Tony O. Elumelu!

hehehe aki nd pawpaw

The morgan freeman of Naija

ideatoprince18:
if I want to taste I eat 14.....buh when am seriously hungry... hmmnn....only angel Michael can count my wraps

14 :O

all!.. if there's a price

post him to maiduguri

dem no get kidnappers for US?

El rufai my nigger

Northern states re naturally beautiful

5minsmadness:

ishilove, lalasticlala

About The Wife;
When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
~By Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides
of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still
they stay together.
~By Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a
philosopher.
~By Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us
from achieving them.
~By Mike Tyson

The great question… which I have not been able to
answer… is, “What does a woman want?
~By George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some
paragraphs with me.
~By Bill Clinton

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant two times a
week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.”
~By George W. Bush

“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for
two years.”
~By Rudy Giuliani

“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even
faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
~By Michael Jordan

“I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one
left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave
me more children!
~By Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
~By Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife’s
birthday is to forget it once…
~By Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I
wanted to.
By David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then
we met.
~By Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when
she’s wrong.
~By Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the
enemy.
~ByTommy Lee

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife
wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
~By Brad Pitt

according to Wikipedia;
1 Lagos State US$91,000 [3] 2 Rivers State US$21,073 3 Delta State US$16,749 4 Oyo State US$16,121 5 Imo State US$14,212 6 Kano State US$12,393 7 Edo State US$11,888 8 Akwa Ibom State US$11,179 9 Ogun State US$10,470 10 Kaduna State US$10,334 11 Cross River State US$9,292 12 Abia State US$8,687 13 Ondo State US$8,414 14 Osun State US$7,280 15 Benue State US$6,864 16 Anambra State US$6,764 17 Katsina State US$6,022 18 Niger State US$6,002 19 Borno State US$5,175 20 Plateau State US$5,154 21 Sokoto State US$4,818 22 Bauchi State US$4,713 23 Kogi State US$4,642 24 Adamawa State US$4,582 25 Enugu State US$4,396 26 Bayelsa State US$4,337 27 Zamfara State US$4,123 28 Kwara State US$3,841 29 Taraba State US$3,397 30 Kebbi State US$3,290 31 Nassarawa State US$3,022 32 Jigawa State US$2,988 33 Ekiti State US$2,848 34 Ebonyi State US$2,732 35 Gombe State US$2,501 36 Yobe State US$2,011

engrjosefz:
Electrical Electronic Engineering loading... I had 244 jamb score. MTH,PHYS,CHEM n ENG. Hope my admission is sure...


cc: Falcony.

are u on 2go or whatsapp?

Her username on 2go please?... lemme talk some sense into her

abdulhosni619:
I came to Atbu with 182

nice... what course re you studying?

Una still dey vex?

Moblord:
Yeah 2015/2016 session begins May 2015 so chill

how long does a semester last in atbu?

Gandalf why?

bye bye naija

Moblord:
I believe by October.

so we should jst wait for october?... no p.ume.. nothing nothing?

Moblord:
Yap

cool... in what month will the admission list be out?

Moblord:
What's your jamb subject combination?

Are u a student of atbu?

Looks like there re nt much atbu aspirants on NL

so so true 'bout novembre

person with potbelly fit contest?