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Nice boldness from u woman

I like this, go for what u want

mu2sa2:
THIS IS A BEANS COOKING HACK!
Big mistake when cooking beans is to add salt at the beginning or before the beans get soft. If you do that, the beans will cook forever and won't really get soft completely. In contrast, if you want the beens to cook really fast, add the salt towards the end when the beans have soften completely. This way, you'll reduce your beans cooking time by up to 70%. If you add slices of onion at the beginning the beans will soften even faster than without it.

Try it!

true, u sabi cook

Sweet story, I just learnt something

Carndidlaydid:
Yeah ihave

What actually happened was that iformatted the memory card hoping to place songs on it but unfortunately ithink the map whatever was on it..

And without that map the radio can't function

The problem now is how to download the map back

what of calling an experienced person or technician to fix it

Carndidlaydid:
Toyota hummer bus radio showing error code

Pictures below..

have u checked the SD card

Nawa, ASUU strike still taking place in this 2024/21st century

Government should try and upgrade these institutions of learning

Nice, una for UK go put stew on top the Jollof Rice, me I dey like stew on top am

You can try taking original honey and evaporated milk once in a while to help

Try eating raw onions also

Create a daily habit of cleaning the gas burner after using it. Just the same way, u wash your plate after eating

Clean gas Tops/Compactments properly with soft sponge and a little detergent soaked in water

When cooking, do not cover your pot completely, allow small allowance/space for heat escape

Doing these, will help your gas-tops last longer and reduce rusting

Mine is 1 and 23

Makes me more relaxed

IfnobeGod20:
I asked you a direct question and you're using question to answer question. Typical Nigerian. I didn't tell you to ask me question, I ask you what made OBJ set the tone for civilian corruption? Answer the question and stop throwing unfounded question to me.

I did noted that if OBJ set the tone for civilian corruption, while can't we say he also set the tone for debt free economy? Again we also know that must of the FMCs we have in the country were established by him. EFCC, ICPC, NSCDC and few agencies were established by him. Most of the reforms in banking, stock exchange, education are his handiwork but many of you are blind to them. It was his term that a once teachers that their rewards are in heaven start doing well. It was during his term that Nigeria ever enjoyed a one digit inflation. He didn't set the tone for those ones but it was only corruption he set tone for.
That there was money bag politics then, does it mean those after should continue in that trajectory? Why can't they follow his good paths rather than the bad ones. His legacy of debt free economy wasn't followed but his monetizing the national assembly is what they are following. Very myopic mindset.

check this thread out, you may find what u seek

https://www.nairaland.com/8269568/obasanjo-calls-sack-mahmood-yakubu

meobizy:
Real women on Nairaland are not up to eight in number. I go fold arms continue dey look you.

me self dey look u

meobizy:
I dey fold arms look you.

na true

Kobo is a woman

From her post u will know, she argues a lot

Money over white yansh

Twice on Sunday, anytime, any day

Who touching white yansh help

Abeg give me the money (in osuofia voice)

Better pack out from that place, so as to avoid her totally

Do not shit were u live, u guys won't listen

Try to also give her silent treatment, it might push her away from you

And try not to relapse by fucking her, if not you will hook yourself even more

You can Read This for tips

Saw on nairaland

There's this 40 year old book that says "Sex Begins in the Kitchen"



Please read this


Her lack of sexz drive could be stress or anxiety. But it is most likely related to the state of your marriage.

Bro, because you haven't started cheating, please let me share some tips.

She feels EXACTLY the same way you do, about you. Like if you dropped dead, she'd cry but also be relieved.

Now, you have 2 choices:

1. Blow up your marriage.

Seems easy but I swear to you, you'll regret it when you're older. Even if you do cheat and stay, she'll know. And I'm telling you as a woman, we can hold grudges till we die. If you want to be 65 and terrified of trusting a woman who has been angry for decades about your behaviour with your old age, pray continue like several other men.

2. Fix your marriage.

Sounds hard, but take my advice and in 6-9 months, you won't be on NL talking like this. You'll be grinning in delight, your wife will be your babe once again.

To achieve no.2, turn her into your side chick

You're the man, the marriage takes its temperature from you (even biblically it is so). Fill her emotional cup (it is empty, so she can't pour into you). Love her. How so?

- sit down and make a list of everything you are attracted to in a woman. Ask her to make the same for her ideal man. Exchange the lists. INTENTIONALITY.

- spend time and attention on her. If she watches kdrama, ask to watch one with her. Forreal. Kdrama has horror, suspense, political, love, marriage, thriller, action and sci-fi. Which means, you can actually watch something with her. Then make her watch your stuff with you. AFFECTION.

- date night: every weekend this December, find somewhere you and her will go to. I can give you tips sef. ATTENTION.

- send her a link to a men's wear vendor and ask her to pick what she likes you to wear. Then buy it and wear it. Now do the same for her. Down to perfume. Pay for her manicure and pedicure. Whatever you like, you lead by example. VALIDATION AND TRUST.

- every time you see a fine girl outside, text your wife. Tell her "I was just thinking of you". Chat her up. If she's on social media, it's because YOU DON'T TALK TO HER SO SHE'S LONELY IN YOUR MARRIAGE AND IS FINDING VALIDATION ONLINE. And there are several Balthazars in Nigeria (they just don't record it wink ). So be chatting your wife up, gossip, gist, funny jokes, se.xy talk. ATTENTION.

- Spend some money. Be it sexxx toys, lingerie, ankle chain (you'd be surprised what she likes). Books, whatever. AFFECTION

- Pray with her. Wake up and find a prayer on Pinterest, personalise it and send "Iremide, ....". LOVE AND CARE.

- tell her "Iremide...I don't want to just lead you, I want to be your king. Be my Esther. Look good for me. Please let me pamper you. Let me solve all your problems. The problems you solve yourself, share them with me, so I can praise you. Stain my eyes with your beauty and shake my mind with your wisdom. I love you". Tell her this twice a week. LOVE AND GUIDANCE.

- Look at your flaws and start correcting them. If you can't change, then neither can she. Change starts with you, not with her. Read that again. Go and read the bible, God is very clear whose He holds responsible for the health of a marriage. Change starts with you. SELF-REFLECTION AND RESPONSIBILITY

- Remember, you're the Head of the House, it's actually your job to lead your marriage. The reason so many marriages are unhappy are because men are being irresponsible and women are doing their jobs. RESPONSIBILITY.

There is no such thing as a submissive second-in-command who does all the work whilst Dangote stays lazy. Read that sentence again.

Do this. Work on yourself. Don't expect quick fixes, but start this December (I fit drop list of restaurants and hang outs. Come back and testify next year. Sha don't get pregnant o, because the last couple who did all this, surprise last baby at 46 sad grin

So, it's upto you. Make your choice.

All the best

Zonefree:
Dem no dey tell deaf person say war don start.

true

Once the deaf man see people running

E go follow miaa

No is too small 🤭🫢

In reverse psychology

So u are doubling your hustle because of ashawo

So you want to spent the money you hustle on ashawo

Better change, ashawo no suppose to be your motivation

Let T-pain be your motivation

Daptboy:
As tempting as this sounds, I'll never date around my area.. It's not safe and you can't do anything without her knowledge..

I'll suggest you end this as quickly as possible and find a girl that stays outside your jurisdiction.. Trust me.. I think some dudes below will agree with me

gbamsolutely

Don't shit were u live

Go outside go hussle am, don't compromise your peace of mind and freedom

Una dey funny for this thread,

Why must it be ogbono or egusi, u will enjoy the meat with

No be wetin person get, him go cook the monitor lizard with

As long as the meat enter stomach, weda fryed or roasted. That's what count.

Leave soup abeg, devour the meat

Follow this rule

Code:

Shit= sex

Eat= workplace

Don't shit were u live

Don shit were u eat

Natbrowny:
The cost is associated more with the transportation of cassave from farm to selling places, the demand too (which we all know how it works), farmers no plenty again, so supply no dey high again.

For my area when it was cheap. We dey see am coz d seller has a steady supply by a van, now na packaged sack on bikes she dey use.

Fuel is expensive. Its killing business. Profit no high again and u'll still pay bills too oh.

Rain no gree fall as expected to help soil n ground texture. Ground is getting strong. Farming ain't easy.

Tho our own dey our body too 4 naija. Hyping tinz beyond

good points though,

What of those in villages, that produce there cassava in there farms and still sell 1 fold of fufu for N100, are those ones paying for transport Also.

This 1 fold(1 hand fold) of fufu for N100, is just too small

You have to buy up to 8-10 wraps to be satisfied if u are lucky self

MarketDispatch:
that woman observed drinking Engonga's pee.

I think, this is called " Golden shower", when women drink and men bathe them with his urine

Was eating fufu this night

Just one fold hundred naira (N100)

I started asking myself, why should fufu be this small for N100

Is it not cassava again,you
Plant, harvest it, peel it, then grind it

This is the same fufu that way back 2017, was N50 and was big, then you just cook soup, then buy Fufu N100 and it will last you morning, afternoon and night.

Nigeria are fond of using every means possible to inflate price