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Health › Re: My Relationship At Risk Cos Of Sex by JAWBONE(m): 8:33pm On Jul 13, 2024
3 minutes for first round, (MINUS FÒREPLAY)
15 minutes second round
Two times a day.

That should be your target.

Google “How I nuturally cured…nairaland”
There’s a guy who posted some herbal mixture here on Nairaland you can make and take to help you
Politics › Re: Public Officials Received N721bn Bribe In 2023 – NBS Report by JAWBONE(m): 4:54pm On Jul 12, 2024
Fantastically Corrupt Nation led by a Extremely Corrupt Man
Travel › Re: Russian Passenger Jet Crashes Outside Moscow, Killing All On Board by JAWBONE(m): 3:07pm On Jul 12, 2024
May their souls Rest In Peace
Politics › Re: Akpabio, Lawan Clash Over Sitting Time As Senate Goes Into Emergency Session by JAWBONE(m):
What is the actual work of these people that they can't come to work early?
15m+ a month and you can't show up on time
Politics › Re: The Exchanges Between Sam Omatseye, Paul Ibe And El-Rufai by JAWBONE(m): 9:47am On Jul 10, 2024
Haaland21:
Headless mob is who you indeed are.

P.Obi == Ipob..........says Reno
Reno is another paid fool who is after his pocket.

Months before Tinubu became president, he was in Atiku's camp calling Tinubu a corrupt drug baron.

Tinubu became president and he switched sides after he must have received brown envelope.
Today he is twerking for the same man he called a drug baron.
I don't respect the opinion of lap dogs like the foolish Reno Omonkri.

And if you like say Peter Obi = Boko Haram, that's your goddam business. No time to engage in infantile propaganda with Happy Slaves
Politics › Re: The Exchanges Between Sam Omatseye, Paul Ibe And El-Rufai by JAWBONE(m): 8:20am On Jul 10, 2024
Sam Omatseye the Brown Envelope journalist and perpetual slave of Tinubu media empire just like his brother in slavery - Bayo Onanuga.

The words of clowns like those men hold no value, because they are all bought and paid for.

When Obidients came for him after he launched an attack on Peter Obi on Twitter, he started crying about respect.
We are waiting for the day he will write nonsense about Peter Obi again, so we can tell him how useless some Nigerian elders are which he is part of and how this current generation doesn't give a fùck about respect for greedy elders
Politics › Re: Hunger Protest Spotted In Wuse, Abuja - Shehu Sani by JAWBONE(m): 10:08pm On Jul 08, 2024
cheesy
Politics › Re: Court Bars Rivers Chief Judge From Acting On Resolutions By Pro-wike Assembly by JAWBONE(m): 4:47pm On Jul 08, 2024
When the judgement comes from Port-Hacourt, it is pro-Fubara, when it comes from Abuja, it is pro-Wike.

Same thing for Yahaya Bello

Lokoja Court - pro-Bello
Abuja Court - pro-EFCC/Tinubu

That is how useless the judiciary in Nigeria has become
Christianity Etc › Re: Outrage As Congregants Slept In Night Cold At The Gate Of Popular Lagos Church by JAWBONE(m): 3:58pm On Jul 07, 2024
Where is Dr Abel Damina

We need him to speak some sense into this people
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Members Seen Rushing To Tap God's Blessings From Their Pastor's Car by JAWBONE(m): 10:07am On Jul 07, 2024
Curious345:
Thank God they're not ibos..

We are not that !diotic
99% of people in that church are Igbos.
In fact they can conduct entire services in Igbo language
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Members Seen Rushing To Tap God's Blessings From Their Pastor's Car by JAWBONE(m):
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Crime › Re: Murder Cases In Nigeria By Geo Political Zones by JAWBONE(m): 8:41am On Jul 06, 2024
yoruboid:
80% of the murders in the SW are perpetrated by those who cross the bridge at night

They constitute 70% of prisoners in every geo political zone and 100% of the prisoners in their zone
Ronu fool on the loose.
Manufactured fake statistics to console himself.
Can't handle the truth because it doesn't suit narrative
grin grin
Business › Re: CBN Faults Binance For Carrying Out Banking Services Via Naira P2P in Nigeria by JAWBONE(m): 9:35pm On Jul 05, 2024
Gajagojo:
Any stupid person can call another stupid
Very easy
Get the fùck out of my mentions if you have nothing reasonable to say
Business › Re: CBN Faults Binance For Carrying Out Banking Services Via Naira P2P in Nigeria by JAWBONE(m): 9:17pm On Jul 05, 2024
Very stupid people are in charge of this country.

Binance does not accept deposits nor give out loans in Naira. Binance cannot be said to be a bank in anyway, it is an exchange.

Binance simply acts as an escrow between p2p traders.

p2p trades can happen anywhere. It takes place even on Telegram
Politics › Re: Nigeria Man Loses On Yoruba Party Election In Peckham UK by JAWBONE(m): 5:27pm On Jul 05, 2024
Tflex01:
Seun's Igbo mods only sent what they want you to see to front page.

😆
Kemi Badenoch came to Lagos and told all of you that you were corrupt.

She is a a British woman with Yoruba origins that I can be proud of.
She is definitely not a Ronu clown
Politics › Re: Nigeria Man Loses On Yoruba Party Election In Peckham UK by JAWBONE(m): 4:26pm On Jul 05, 2024
Idiotic Ronu goats think say UK na Lagos.
No Mc Oluomo in UK to help them push tribal agenda
Foreign Affairs › Re: King Charles Appoints Keir Starmer As UK Prime Minister (photos) by JAWBONE(m): 2:27pm On Jul 05, 2024
psucc:
No Mc Oluomu
No Yakubu
No Ariwoola
No Technical glitch

When will we get it right in Nigeria?
No Wike
No Ganduje
Nobody threatened Iya Chukwudi
Crime › Re: Tears As Woman Shares How Her Innocent Son Was Beaten 2 Death By Nigerian Police by JAWBONE(m): 4:39pm On Jul 04, 2024
Icezak:
Baba forget protest, ds country na all man for himself on this type of beastly act na to track them one after the other, codedly afflict them with amputation and cribble them at the same time.
Omo the thing na wa, see as dem do person pikin like goat, see as person mama dey cry.
E don reach that stage, because police dey think say na only dem get monopoly of madness
Crime › Re: Tears As Woman Shares How Her Innocent Son Was Beaten 2 Death By Nigerian Police by JAWBONE(m): 4:23pm On Jul 04, 2024
Namaster:
"The woman recounted that when she and her family members insisted on seeing their son's body, one of the police officers asked, "Is your son better than the numerous lives we have wasted here?"

Imagine the level of IMPUNITY that'll drive law enforcement officers to admit to being SERIAL KILLERS.

They TORTURED an INNOCENT person to death and still had the audacity to BRAG about it.

This is why people JAPA. It's not because of poverty or economic reasons. It's the sheer LAWLESSNESS and unbridled BRUTALITY of the custodians of the law that drive them away.

ALL Nigerian security agencies, including the Military and EFCC, are very DAFT and backward. They will ARREST people first and then conduct an investigation LATER.

Meanwhile when it comes to REAL criminals who post their crimes on TikTok and Facebook, the same Police and Military will cite lack of sufficient information to act on it.

Very USELESS entities.

That is why I have ZERO pity for them when I read news of UGM and terrorists dealing with ANY of them.

The degree of lawlessness in this country is TOO much. Makes people with common sense HOPELESS for the future of this country.
Bastards sons and daughters of perdition called Agabdo and Buharists will act blind to tragic events like this where the police show their beastly nature.

Call for protests tomorrow and they will quickly blame either Atiku or Peter Obi for planning to destabilise their criminal government
Politics › Re: Amaewhule Remains Speaker: Appeal Court Rules On Rivers Assembly Speakership by JAWBONE(m): 12:56pm On Jul 04, 2024
Make appeal court go remove Jombo make we see.

Judicial bandits dancing to Wike's tune
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ruto Orders Withdrawal Of Salary Increment For Ministers, Lawmakers Amid Uproar by JAWBONE(m): 11:34am On Jul 04, 2024
ObiPandora:
This is how you obidient ipob alienate every one that can help your curse n save Nigerians from the doldrum it presently is. The fact that anyone support Tinubu does not mean the perosn can not demand good government.

This is why Kenyans are able to unite m fight the government successfully, so many of those that voted Ruto are also the one leading this protest. They are not on social media barking like lunatics at everyone who voted Ruto over whatever sentiment be it tribal or religious Ruto was voted like you Igbos descended because Nigerians rejected Peter Obi.

If another election hold tomorrow I will still not vote Peter Obi because he is not capable and as not shown me he is a unifier. I will also not vote an ipob supporter, I can go on n on with why I will personally not vote Obi but that doesn't stop does wanting him not to vote for him but of course your foolish souls think because you 2ant the best for Nigeria Obi is the answer like the rest of us want the worse for Nigeria.

Like VeryDarkman, you will learn n learn the hard way that in politics everyone as a right to their choices, just as every Igbo as the right to vote Obi so does every single Nigeria that does not want to vote an Igbo be it Obi or any other Igbo so do we have that right n you gaslighting your souls to oblivion doesn't change a thing.
The best for Nigeria is a man that spends billions of Naira on a residence, aircrafts, yacht and SUVs while the population struggles with grappling poverty

Shut your goddam mouth Agbado clown and enjoy the vegetable in Aso Rock.

The man who is running a Lagos/SW presidency is the one unifying Nigeria.

Peter Obi doesn't need the support of clowns like you to be President. If that is what it will take, then I hope he doesn't become president.

Independent minded people is what forms the core of the Obidient group not HAPPY SLAVES
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ruto Orders Withdrawal Of Salary Increment For Ministers, Lawmakers Amid Uproar by JAWBONE(m): 11:29am On Jul 04, 2024
Kenya better youth.
No be the useless Agbado and Buhari clowns wey full this Nigeria
Politics › Re: There Are Over 277 Guns Around National Assembly – Senator Jimoh Ibrahim by JAWBONE(m): 7:58am On Jul 04, 2024
What is the name of the app abeg.
If I dey travel for road, make I use am dey monitor guns wey dey around me
Politics › Re: Wike Hands Over C Of O To Appeal Court President by JAWBONE(m): 5:55am On Jul 04, 2024
Wike has been flirting with the judiciary right from his time as Governor because he is a barrister himself.

You just know how corrupt the judiciary in Nigeria with the way they frolick with politicians like Wike.
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Agrees To Comply With Tinubu Government's Terms Of Release by JAWBONE(m): 7:08pm On Jul 03, 2024
Lol

South East Governors and other political leaders are banking on Nnamdi Kanu's freedom for peace and security to return to the East.
Does that mean Nnamdi Kanu is the de-facto leader of the East?
Maybe they want him to come out so he can call Simon Ekpa to order.
Meanwhile Simon Ekpa has left IPOB and formed his own group.
Rather than the governors take control of the situation as elected leaders, they are putting their hopes on Kanu.

Well, I hope I'm wrong and that's not the case.
Politics › Re: Couple Jailed 11 Years For Sexual Assault Of 15-Year-Old Girl In Lagos by JAWBONE(m): 5:26pm On Jul 03, 2024
JAMO84:
If you see reports of 10 cases of domestic cruelty, 7 out of it will always be committed by ...... You already know
The one trending on Twitter was committed by your Alhaji brother
Family › Re: My Children Receive ₦1 Million Naira Monthly From The Italian Govt by JAWBONE(m): 5:15pm On Jul 03, 2024
TheChameleon:
grin

These kind of comments amuse me.

Nigerians pay tithes, go to Hajj. But when it comes to pay tax they will refuse.

The excuse is : after all, the FG is doing nothing but embezzling.

There's a point, YES Government is full of thieves. YES Government & lawmakers ensure their benefits are all well taken care of.

But the grim reality is that in developed countries from monarchy days... everyone is heavily taxed.

Oil income can't sufficiently cover for a welfare system.

Japa isn't the solution to the issues in Africa. We really need to look inwards. Japan and Germany rose from the ashes of near annihilation after World War II. See where they are today.

Africans still have to be told not to defecate in water sources for drinking & cooking. We have to be told not to vandalise public amenities e.g. Iron rods of bridges.

Leaders and followers need total reorientation.

I was shocked when I saw London, Mecca and Dubai for the first time in person and not on TV.

I wondered how our leaders go for vacation, go on Hajj and then return to say " this is how I will rule my own country".
The government should first show their willingness to improve the lives of the people before demanding higher taxes.
What is happening in Kenya should be a lesson to other African leaders
Politics › Re: National Assembly Pushes For Two More South East States by JAWBONE(m): 11:33am On Jul 03, 2024
I can see that there is something fundamentally wrong with these politicians

36 states are not working as they should, Govt are complaining about paying a minimum wage of ₦62k and can't even pay ₦30k and you want to add two more states
Politics › Re: Flood Affected Over 4,000 BVAS Machines For Edo Election — INEC Chairman by JAWBONE(m):
The road to rigging by the worst INEC Chairman in the history of Nigeria just started.
Career › Re: Nigerian Policeman Laments Poor Working Conditions In Viral Video (pics/video) by JAWBONE(m): 2:42pm On Jul 01, 2024
Snake001:
Hehehe

These people deserve better ooo.

The government should do the needful.

Police to should stop doing mago-mago they are known for.


WHISTLEBLOWING:

The NDLEA should be aware that the unscrupulous elements known to be drug Pushers all over the world have started using Yoruba & Hausa names to disguise.


NDLEA should be at alert


#StartKillingDrugPushersNow
What of the one in Aso Rock?
Politics › Re: Anambra New Government House Being Constructed Under Gov Soludo(video & Photos) by JAWBONE(m): 5:22pm On Jun 29, 2024
Anambra State is one state I know that needs a new Govt House. The current one looks like a rented apartment. But I would advise the building of the Gov t House should be spread over some years to free up money for other important projects
Politics › Re: Nigeria To Buy Foreclosed Aircraft From German Bank by JAWBONE(m): 12:11pm On Jun 29, 2024
Nigerian Government wants to pay $100m for a new aircraft. The aircraft is worth $600m, at the end the Nigerian Government might end up paying much more than $100m.

Tinubu in one year has purchased SUVs for himself and his wife, a ₦21bn mansion for the VP, ₦5bn yacht, billions of Naira to renovate Dodan Barracks, and now over ₦150billion naira for an airplane.


All this is happening with increased poverty in Nigeria.
Obviously we know what the priority of Tinubu is.
To loot Nigeria dry

When the Anini of Lagos said Emilokan, he wasn't joking. He really meant to use Nigeria's Presidency to pamper himself and his family.
His foolish band of Ronu and Agbados thought the presidency was for them.

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