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BUTCHCASSIDY:
I want to insult the OP. I sincerely do....... God knows best.

please feel free my guy

publicenemy:
Do you have a Diick?

yes please. why?

vfactor:
Bro I like wetin you do. Lets prove to the ladies that Guys are not all about sex! Can you imagine?? Someone you barely even know!


If na me, I go make am more painful. When we are chatting, i will tell her i got all the signs of what she wanted, but i wanted to teach her a lesson.





She no go near ago!

Thanks bro

tottinova:
this is definitely science fiction (film trick)... she was in you room 1am and nothing happened oga you can lie

mmmm..why should i lie..shouldn't i be boasting that i smash the pussy

op needs help

firstEVA:
if I say moved, I mean sexually.

really so ur emotionally attracted to sexy guys??

firstEVA:
, we just scream because they look good not like we would masturbate to muscles, no way

thought you said girls are not moved by what they see..so why you screaming??
did something bite you?

firstEVA:
girls are not moved by what they see, they are moved by touch, are you a learner?

Note: Am not a learner and was ur say on girls like you who scream when celebrity take off there top..b***h you don't have your picture on your profile so why you still forming

ellechrystal:
Abeg no vex o. Do girls self-service? ?? Last I checked they had no long genital. . Or r u speaking from experience? ? Just asking o

for your info girls self-service (self-service i mean self service) or maybe youself

Nigerian girls ehhh..God go judge all of una..most of them have save the pictures on the phone for wanking purpose...waiting for the good girl that will come nd say the truth... stupid girls everywhere

agarawu23:
ha! if you are a player, why did you missed you meat? and besides having a permanent gf is the best for a young guy. bleeping all ladies isn't the best bro

yes sir..buh am not a player i have a lot of side girls and no serious one. am a Nigerian who sch in a private uni in Ghana. i dont see any need for a girlfriend

Cutehector:
Wat kind of stewpid guy is this..

smh

agarawu23:
OK , you haven't answered me. do you have a gf?

i dont keep girlfriends buh i girls i bleep with .hope you get?

agarawu23:
from your write up , I can see is not a forged story cos truly you like to play games which I confirmed on your profile.

some will abuse you for loosing such opportunity but be rest assured that's the best way to deal with such situation.

how are you sure the lady is not possessed? she might have std and wanna share you some(if you have condom in your room, you are safe )

if you have your personal gf, just stay away from her. but if you don't, make her your side chick and alws protect yourself

yea i have the xbox 360. i dnt want to have anything to do with my neighbours

I move to my new place around November last year. So there is this girl who also stay in the compound, i met her there then after some time i stop seeing her didn't knw were she went to. Before she left the first time whenever she see me she drop signs for me to notice her signs like singing out loud, looking at me with warm smile. I pretend i dont understand her signs(buh i do).
fast forward till this week, she came back on Monday. started giving her signs again when she saw i was not co operating yesterday i wash and spread my clothes only for me to come and not see them, when i ask they said she pack them and kept it with her so i went to collect my clothes she said i have to give her my number first which i did.she started calling me nd we chatted on wats app. while chatting she always ask what are you doing when i tell her she be like "can i come nd join you" thought she was joking with dat statement.so in rain in the evening i was inside nd she called me nd told me to go online on wats app which i did. while online she ask d same question i told her am lying down playing game. she said if she is invited i told her any time. under the heavy rain i heard a knock on my back door i went to check and it was her.i was kinda confused so i let her in and straight to my room. i zero my mind for sex though that's what she came for.she laid on my bed and told me she want to play game. i put on my xbox nd put gta 5 cause i thought it will be easy for her to play and enjoy.she didn't play it fo two minutes and told if i have nigerian movies i put on African magic for her she didn't even watch it for 5 minutes and said she is bored. i sat shirtless on the other side off the bed pressing my phone while she lay complaining of everything they show on tv.she did every signs a girl dos when they want the dick badly. she said she want to use my toilet and she came back and i notice the swell in the pocket possibly her pantie which took off in the toilet. she saw no hope and slept off in my bed and i check her pocket and it was her pant.lol. i woke her around 1:45am and told her to go home buh she refused and said she not sleeping. and slept off again i woke her and told her they are looking for her then she left. i was just trying to prove to her that guys are not always after sex. shr sent me a message dis morning calling me a wicked guy..pls pals wat offence did i commit.
(pls dont mind my typing mistake)

MizMyColi:

I concur!!

Once again, I hereby reiterate my stand.
With all my length, with all my breadth, I quadruply reject the ministry of a side chick.

Can I hear a louud Amen, sambarry

b***h been a side chick is not for you to decide..
Next!!

second best place to have sex after the generator house..have u try sex there

shewwww

the girl must be foolish..
cant imagine myself trekking just to prove shii

Guys

Next!!

Remember the man who slumped while jugging along Stepping Stone bus stop in Satellite town Lagos yesterday morning? (read here ). The man has died. A close family friend said the man, who has been identified as Sunny Enebong, died yesterday. He probably suffered a heart attack but didn't get help in time because instead of calling an ambulance, passersby surrounded him and was just staring at him. So sad. May his soul rest in peace, Amen.

tyoseni:
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him in peace 4. Don't check his phone (Msgs) 5. Don't bother him with his movements
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's really not too difficult but.... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a plumber 10. a mechanic 11. a carpenter 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. Go shopping with her 46. be honest 47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. give her lots of attention 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.
BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT 53. never forget *birthdays *anniversaries *valentine *arrangements she makes.

God bless you for this

pls op don't be stupid..why compare your life to guys life.

haven't u heard of transgender, if u regret been a woman 2 options is left for you either you kill yourself or transform

Whoever was there first...if my sister was there first then my girl will hav the back sit.

Yes No

Sex! Sex!! Sex!!!

Breathing for her

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Interesting

ok