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CRUISETOPIAVP:
Go back to your nomyth moniker, ka ji ko?

If you want us to engage you.

Very unsmart human being.

but wait wen una go pay finish for the benz....

CRUISETOPIAVP:
Wait, but why you dey very unsmart like this?

Brand New car dey come With number plate?

Are you this dull in real life?

Them say una never still number the car, as una never pay the owner finish

youngpresidooo:
shebi you said it is not new?

so what has that got to do with not paying finish. How is a 2015 benz new, is bomb in your head. Benz wey una buy for 12m how does sum up to a new benz

CRUISETOPIAVP:
I even hear say the Kia motor wey she dey use now. Na loan Dem loan am.

The werey is broke asf

you delusional gan no be small.... Laycon benz, i hear say them never number am as una never pay finish

Tatiana4u:
Kwa kwa kwa kwa
See his face like soured Amala!

it is so clear he is not excited, because money was not involved

Vanilatube:
lmao
Imagine an hoelite having a sweet picture of laycon

Laycon you are blown pls
Your enemies can't resist

Laycon has blown over all housemate except one...

Compare laycon's status to all other housemates except one....

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See how laycon looks so unexcited staring at his OPPo modelling contract.. E B THINGS

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Stormywhitetalk:
Haters read this carefully and then FEM

Face of brand... as in modelling contract. this one too funny abeg.
The woman refused calling him ambassador.

You know Erica was the face of Zaron Cosmestics, she wasn't their ambassador, same thing laycon and Oppo....

Oooo boi see this people playing catch up to Ericas past

CRUISETOPIAVP:
When did "If I apply pressure e go enter" turn to "I will force her if she no gree"?

"If I apply pressure e go enter" is pidgin english and when interpreted to normal English in that context simply means if I ask her out more, she will accept"
I don't expect you to understand because you whoricans are naturally dull species of human beings.

Those were dark days. But now my president has seen the light. He has been delivered from the hands of Delilah. ThankGod for Vee for scattering the nonsense between them.

Maybe Na BBN for whoricans you watch..

RAPE APOLOGIST... you should be ashamed of yourself. Just perish this matter, else we go drag drag you with it.

CRUISETOPIAVP:
You sure say you watch the show?

Oga nomyth.

Una Kno hear laycon talk say him go force her if she no gree... Bulbians chaiiiii

CRUISETOPIAVP:
Oga shut up and stay pained!!!

Oooo boi see wailing.. I tell am the truth, the thing pepper ram well well

CRUISETOPIAVP:
Wahala for who no dey news oo

The only news your fave dey na all about GOTV...
Mehn you need your head examined
You. Know nothing about bragging rights

This is what happens when ozo keeps rolling around plastics and fakes

youngpresidooo:
he never said he will force her...
you can troll but stop lying or same thing you are doing will be done to you later in life

Stop watching black and white TV

Tatiana4u:
I love you to the moon and back!!
Infact,you are making me wet!

bulbians will not like this... but pepper them on my dear....

Tatiana4u:
He accused kidd of wanting to rape Erica because that's his forte!
His fans will never admit it.
No wonder he said he was a sex enthusiast!
Tueh!

He became a sex enthusiast becos no one wants to have sex with him... He big self-servicer of a guy

Vanilatube:
but y are you always stupid

even in the local league of competition... laycon still carry last despite the BBN hype and fame.

You can never deny the place of a good music, obviously wasius own is not good enough to compete

Tatiana4u:
Kwa kwa kwa kwa
The hoodlum was busy staring at her like a rapist!
Thank God for the cameras, he would have forced himself on her!
Tueh!

Dont you know he has rapist tendencies... he was only saying i will force her i will force her in that house... no matter how they try and cover it up and repaint the story like he never happened, it is still a complete red flag

CRUISETOPIAVP:
It's the number 5 for me.

Another heart attack for haters.

bet y is laycon always number last

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/21/2b/7d/212b7d59269946e73bc5f3e2577ddd8e.gif

Tatiana4u:
Kwa kwa kwa
Even in my dream,I stan harder!

Tatiana I love you.... talk your own back.

This your response is giving me a hard on... i swear. so sweet

Tatiana4u:
Kwa kwa kwa kwa
You want her to do plastic surgery so that you can troll her abi?
Sorry,she's ok with her natural shape!
Ode!

here is the perfect response to them

Take this to the bank...

No matter how Nicki Minaj does all the enlargement of her asset to look sexy and chemical peeling of her skin to look more pretty, she can never ever get to the level of beyonce.

Now Let me copy and replace here

No matter how Nengi does all the enlargement of her asset to look sexy and chemical peeling of her skin to look more pretty, she can never ever get to the level of Erica.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/04/16/article-0-1D226F0100000578-765_634x673.jpg

Vanilatube:
buhahahahahaha
Nomyth
Na u be most stupid hoelite of the year
Chaiiii

Collective Fear stimulates herd instinct... it is only natural that your anger and senseless towards everything i say because am not a member of your herd

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Vanilatube:
you should be the leader of stupid people
I no mind go kuje bcs of you
Lmao
You are a disgrace to hoelites

Cry more babe... Cry! your wails are like melody to my ears

mattgoners:
This benz still dey pepper you ni

Laycon Car Dealer so you are around... kindly tell us how you buy 2020 E class benz for laycon for 20m.

Typical bulbian

daftness is an understatement... they make dumb people look wise

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CRUISETOPIAVP:
Go back to nomyth, I promise I will engage you..

Until then....

Naaa... i am not in your level of engagement. I only engage elites

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Vanilatube:
guy I swear I like you o
You funny die
U be comedy
I wish there was voice note here
You need to see how I'm laffing
Stop being stupid now
Buhahahahahahah
Even if na faceless forum, still show small sense
No kill me with lafff
Jesus o
Nigerians are cruise
Buhahahahaha

Just like how you guys use 20m to buy a brand new E class benz... how smart are you. Ask people that know about value of cars around let them educate you. Call chscharis or call the Mercedes place , make them clear una doubt

CRUISETOPIAVP:
You wan sharply continue from where you stop?

Go back to your nomyth moniker, then I can engage you on that.

Your delusions are like music to my ears, continue in them. You think everyone that educates you guys just like me, is me. I hav no explanations to give about a moniker i know nothing about

Vanilatube:
kaisha fans are clowns
1.. Nomyth the dullard
He came to Nairaland today but he knows chibabe in his dreams
I've never met someone to stupid on NL

but the guy is smarter than all the bulbians on this thread. How come you guys never knew Heineken owns NB

Damikjay:
If u can't answer my question, don't quote me,
Look at ur statement in bold

I meant Yet you cant see... "How could your eyes be that big yet you cant see".. thats your message

CRUISETOPIAVP:
See as she be


Could never be Nengi pengi!!!

Take this to the bank...

No matter how Nicki Minaj does all the enlargement of her asset to look sexy and chemical peeling of her skin to look more pretty, she can never ever get to the level of beyonce.

Now Let me copy and replace here

No matter how Nengi does all the enlargement of her asset to look sexy and chemical peeling of her skin to look more pretty, she can never ever get to the level of Erica.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/04/16/article-0-1D226F0100000578-765_634x673.jpg

May God bless SAMSAVVY for this photo...

it will forever be in our memories when this bulbians start ranting our Erica,

This is the life dream and aspiration of their president laycon. E can never move on. He is awestruck and lovestoned

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