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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 1:55pm On May 01, 2020
switlily25:
Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa
I hear she charges 50 naira,after servicing dead men grin
Tpand please whereever you are. Whenever you catch these two bitches sweetpink a.k.a switlily25 and Kimbrielle a.k.a Misshippolyta do them dirty. boil them in hot water and give us their remains as lunch. These morafocka bitterpink has been disrespecting you since!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 1:52pm On May 01, 2020
switlily25:
Oh shut up!
You are such a pathetic cry baby!
You were happy when JASON and I had a misunderstanding and now,you expect me to sympathize with you,now the tables have turned ?
Na!
You are on your own so deal with it!
Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa
What tables are you talking about, the one Tpand broke and smashed on JasonJidenna 's head. Laff wan belleful me today.

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PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu: Dangote Became A Billionaire Because FG Gave Him Monopoly by jayson87: 1:36pm On May 01, 2020
Ismail el SOMANI is at it again.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 1:30pm On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
This scared bastard won't kill me with laughter... grin

A biological mistake like you is too scared to face me.

I have dealt with the môronic impotent called Gbegirisoup last night,

I did same with the Ijebu-Ode slut called Monsuratulatu, (who I believe is reporting my comments)

I started the funeral of the prostitute with a bastard daughter.

Tell me bastard, why you scared to die in my hands?
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Lol.... dead men don't talk. KEEP QUIET. Let me tell the boiz to go and bury you in the remaining pieces Tpand left you

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 1:28pm On May 01, 2020
switlily25:
Shut up phool!
You only became popular on this thread when I linked your account to that of JASON'S!
Asides that,you've been invisible on this thread...who knows you?
When you were gyrating with soursoup about my misunderstanding with JASON,you were having multiple orgasms but now,your pimple dick has suddenly become flaccid because today is your day of gbas gbos!
Ode!
Collect your L in peace and dont mention my name!
Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa
Where is your L. A very big one. You that have no shame, hiding and supporting a man that did you dirty and cursed the living day light out of you. I am patiently waiting for the day Tpand will catch you.

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 1:05pm On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
You Cowardly bastard, you depend on a woman to fight your battles for you? Lol, switlily25 was right afterall...


You don't have a dick bastard.
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FEELING like ....

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 12:47pm On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
I have trespassed your territory countless times today, infact I displayed my flag of brutality in your own turf by calling you a bastard....

I want you to Stop being a bastard and face me.
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Lameass caveman is looking for someone to use to redeem his ego. Sorry man! The number you are trying to call is not available at the moment, please try again later.

Go and Sleep, i won't banter jabs with someone who has already been mutilated, terrorized and beaten. When you have successfully revived and brushed up your skills. let me know.

My passing shot. THANK YOU TPAND

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 12:38pm On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
Lol, bastards like you make me laugh... You failed to be creative and engage me, but when the N300 pay as you go prostitute called TPAND keeps repeating one track, you called it Knockout....

You went into hiding when I slaughtered Gbegirisoup last night and offered his remains to the vultures.

You stylishly sneak out when I exposed the Ijebu-Ode slut called Monsuratulatu, now, I choose to donate you to my dogs, you're hiding under the torn underwear of TPAND.

Ain't you a bastard?
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I will let Tpand do us the honor. You are not in my level and you will never be.

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 12:34pm On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
Hiding under the mother of a bastard to throw your möronic remark?


Why don't you face me? You've been running since
You need to level up. Maybe because you don't know my history. I dealt with your bitches so much they felt your account was a proxy account of mine. Thats how you got to know about me and this thread. When you finally level up, maybe i may consider, am not sure yet, because your jabs are lame. Papa mama jabs won't save you when you trespass my territory.

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 12:23pm On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
You keep repeating the same same line.... Fools finds it difficult to comprehend what I say and you're guy's are proving me right.

Having said that, the caveman here is the dude that got you pregnant and refused to take responsibility. Turn a new leaf and don't make that bastard spit on you someday.

Your mum died as a miserable mistress to a popular gateman, I hope you won't join her soon.
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MURKY CAVEMAN ... this is drab. Stop throwing punches like a preschooler deprived of food. Be more creative and issue salient jabs. I told you papa, mama jabs will not help you, when you meet your match. Can't you see it is stale now. Just retreat and fight another day. Today, you were demystified, victimized, mauled, chastised, molested, manhandled and TKO'd by Tpand. Just leave to fight another day.

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 11:44am On May 01, 2020
Gbegirisoup:
I understand your tears

Join baba Jason in his Wailing camp. He is in too much pains from the assault he's been receiving since yesterday.


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That jasonjidenna is wailing like a fool now. Tpand roasted him. My guy suddenly went from an English professor to a local toutan. That is what shocked me. He should explain what happened. How come he started typing in his local dialect

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 11:39am On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
Says an Efulefu who can't type something sensible but keeps on depending on the prostitute called TPAND to use her dictionary. grin
You kno dey hear word. She called you a Jabber and i agree. I think its simply because your ego was mauled in a twinkle of an eye. How come you went from an English professor to a local toutan. Brother retreat and fight another day. I have told you, when you level up, I will dignify you with a response, but for now MR MURKY... they did you dirty today.

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 11:35am On May 01, 2020
Gbegirisoup:
Hahaha hahahaha!

Keep hitting him at the groins.

That place hurt more.

I would know cause I'm a man.

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This Tpand is wicked, she brought facts to the table and demystified that confused being called JasonJidenna. He doesn't know what to say again. The daughter punchline of Tpand wey hin dey use no enter. She rubbished his ego infront of those our bitches. Those bitches are even scared of quoting Tpand them quickly JAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! when them see the kind shots wey Tpand carry

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 11:29am On May 01, 2020
Kimbrielle:
Person wey nor get dick nor fit feel erection na grin
My bitches..... i don't have your time today. Tpand is giving me joy

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 11:28am On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
Checking the dictionary for words? grin

I have made you go back to learning, but I will also make an autistic prostitute go back to check for the father of your bastard.

I can be that lovely.
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Brother take my advice... Fight another day. You got mauled and victimized today. I don't doubt your prowess, but today is not your day. She ruined your ego.

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 11:26am On May 01, 2020
TPAND:
This guy is so bitter... i hate to do you dirty. I'll advise you never ever think; for the sake of emphasis NEVER EVER, think of mentioning me EVER AGAIN. This dude writes like someone who passed every phase of evolution except his brains. He writes like an Australopithecus Africanus housed in human body.
Gbegirisoup did you see this. This Tpand is doing this guy dirty. He keeps mentioning the little girl in the pic Tpand has in her profile pic, shes so unfazed and kept putting this MURKYMAN in his place. WHAT.... He passed every stage of evolution except his brains. This is a nuclear bomb! CASE CLOSED. JasonJidenna is banished from this thread
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 11:05am On May 01, 2020
TPAND:
Your feelings got bruised... english wasn't making sense to you as you kept typing, you had no choice than resort to your dialect. I understand it happens sometimes. You even confused the word confusion with the way you articulate the words you're writing here.
Another punchline... Gbegirisoup i am loving this girl already. She don rip Mr Murky apart like no tomorrow

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 11:03am On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
When you and your gang of Efulefu's were cheering the impotent Gbegirisoup for insulting Kimbrielle's mother and switlily25 husband, it was not lame right? Now I am returning the favour, you call it lame....


Look here möronic donkey, the bastard TPAND calls daughter will get a feel of this too.
When you level up, I will remember this mention... Meanwhile eating eba and enjoying Tpand send you to the cleaners all alone

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 10:52am On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
The sad thing about your miserable life is that after the numerous guzzling of sex enhancing concoction, you still couldn't impregnate the public pussy called Monsuratulatu.

Unlike TPAND, she brought in a bastard into this world at her first time.
Tpand is a beautiful babe. so glad you have started stalking her, You even opened 20 tabs of her pics just to self-service over. Desperate mofo. U need to level up. You got demystified by Tpand. Her punchlines were a checkmate. You coming after the little girl in her pic is so lame. Attack her.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 10:45am On May 01, 2020
TPAND:
Deuces... shambolic ignoramus. You already lost it. You suddenly went from good english to typing in your local dialect and then translating to post here.
See punchline...

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 10:43am On May 01, 2020
Gbegirisoup:
The thing pain am well well!.

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Gbegiri that Tpand babe don finish this guy. See melodious punchlines.... chisos chisos

I laff piss for

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87:
Gbegirisoup:
He should take his L in peace.

Olodo grammarian!

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See his lame comeback.
The girl finish am. he is forming the king of english language, He just met his queen ... CHECKMATE

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 10:35am On May 01, 2020
TPAND:
I hope you are not talking about me, I guess a simple correction is making you bitter. Your yarns are so boring. You making me feel sleepy with your intellectual sagacity and use of english
This one loud
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 10:35am On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
In your bid to sound correct, you ended up disgracing the bastard lying next to you.... I want to believe I have educated you today..

Murky slut.
Mr man keep quiet. That girl's punchline finished you. You just dey rant without making sense. You crossed the line and you got schooled. Mr MURKY
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 10:24am On May 01, 2020
Gbegirisoup:
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The boy go just take thesaurus... open am, start to they use the english vocabulary like that.. without even taking a second to check if they agree in consolation.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 10:23am On May 01, 2020
Kimbrielle:
I get their time today
Let me put you to bed early...
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 10:22am On May 01, 2020
TPAND:

MURKY are you for real. What a drab use of english. This dude sounds like someone who tries to impress with english vocabularies yet makes no sense. Distasteful.
the thing dey make me laff. His new name is Mr Murky

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The fact that the idiot feels he is correct is so bewildering
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 10:14am On May 01, 2020
Kimbrielle:
Thank you dear
Haters go and watch grin grin

20k views in 10 hours grin
What a fail. You mean with the power of trends... you guys can only score 20k views in 10hrs. Laff wan belle full me

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 10:10am On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
Just as I have thought, you're intellectually barren like the slut called Mercy.... It's no fault of mine that you cannot understand.
Dude... Quit already... murky and maggot. Damn, Try understand the meaning of words before you use them impress. I am so disappointed. I expected so much from you. I only realised you are not even in the level of bitterpink. try and level up maybe i can bring you closer to even reason joining words with you. MURKY, MURKIER, MURKIEST. Stupendous olodo
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 9:33am On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
I thought you can come up with something better, you're just murkier than the murkiest maggot in the market of leftovers....

You waste.
There is something about you and word replacement.. do you really understand what the word murky is...

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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 9:30am On May 01, 2020
switlily25:
No wonder you no get dick...na pimple u get!
Kwa kwa kwa kwa
You already know

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by jayson87: 9:28am On May 01, 2020
Kimbrielle:
tongue tongue

Shurrup
Are you for real... you! I can tell it took a whole lot of nerve for you Miss hippo telling me to shurrp... You are lucky today is a new month and a new beginning for me. I will keep you aside and i refuse to do you dirty. I am thru with you already. When you start leveling up, maybe i may revisit this very mention and do you like the trash you are. You got traumatized, victimized, beaten and mauled by comments at you. You refused to quote anyone on this thread for a month, i will be glad to restore you to that state.

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