₦airaland Forum

TimeManager:
Breeze don blow, fowl yansh don open. His supporters are right now hiding under the beds. You can't package a fraud for long.

#NoVacancyInAsoRock

-Kiss the truth!

Lolz, elections are near, the former lagos

drugs addict is hell bent to disrupt electoral process,

With non existing facts against oppositions.

Nigeria would have been a great country now if not for all these undeserved fraudulent leaders.

BTW

With all these romantic matrimonial unions between the Igbos and Yorubas, they still see differences, SMH.

blamingthedevil:
They will soon arrive to shift goal 🥅 Post

God Bless President Bola Tinubu
God Bless Federal Republic of Nigeria

He is a failure, just because of elections


How are we sure it will be implemented

Government MAGIC!!

Elusive001:
Israel think say Iran is fuulish enough to draw her into the war. Iran prefers fighting any other country except Israel. Israel na their nemesis. Israeli strikes are the most deadly and most damaging Iran has ever witnessed

Exactly, Israel understood that region much more than the westerners do, they know how to go about with them.


Like when two brothers are fighting, of course they knows both weakness better.

AderonkeOlaniyi:
Israel should annex the whole of Gaza.

Cc:
madridguy
burob
God1000

There is a one that always says fuuk Israel in all threads

He don run leave nairaland

If I should ask, WHO SEND YOU?


Ok...

Op, what's your age before I proceed for an advice?

cadet222:
It it personal money or government money?

Even if it is a government money, it is meant for humanity services,

Hope you have learn today

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Thebird01:
So I'll keep it simple. I've been talking to this guy for how long and finally, we both decided it was time we saw. He wasn't in my area so he travelled down for two reasons, to see me, and to take a bus that same day from there to a wedding party he would be attending the next day
When he arrived at the park, he called me and asked that we met at the park
As how nau?
I told him that the park was too busy, and suggested a quiet place we could go to. Plan was, I'd meet him first and we'd both go where I suggested
I got on a bike to go and see my new found love and midway like the heavens planned it, rain started
I was half drenched when I got to the park, called his line and asked where he was and he said he found a quiet spot
Oya where? Baba said a pepper soup joint near the park

I asked how he found it and he said he decided to stroll in the rain.

My brothers and sisters, it's not even his strolling in the rain that pained me, the "stroll" was a 4mins walk at least, if you're walking fast

That was how I said okay, let me wait for the rain to come down first before I move
He said the rain was only drizzling and I could walk in it
I objected and told him I'd wait for the rain to go down first, then take a bike to where he is. Fast-forward to when we finally saw, we talked for a while and he asked if I was hungry
With the cold weather and all, I was thinking he was going to order pepper soup, only for him to bring out meat pie that was tied in a black cellophane and said it's the best snack in his area and he wanted me to try it out.
Cold waves of shame passed through me, both the one rhemyy tillnibhu was supposed to feel before asking Nigerians to sell groundnut and the one this generation has refused to feel.
To cement this shame, someone from my department who I'd called a lowlife in anonymous and whose mother probably owned the shop entered and our eyes jammed.
I was soaked, had a black cellophane with meat pie in my hand without any drink, and my partner had his travelling bag underneath the table
He wasn't by any means bad looking, except I was taller than him (I'm 5'3 by the way)

That was how I chewed the meat pie and swallowed it with my spittle, along with the disgust my ancestors must have felt that moment.
Immediately I got home, I couldn't bring myself to delete his number, just stopped replying his texts till he got the message.
Have you had a worst date experience?
Please share yours.


(Abeg don't ignore this long write-up, even if na insult, comment).

First date and you are expecting him to order his village market for you.
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Hungry bannies everywhere

I like to see a man proud of his country and I like to see him so live that his country is proud of him - A. Lincoln



Can any of serving APC member from top to bottom be said of loving Nigeria genuinely ?

motayoayinde:
Let him arrive America first.
We want to check many things (including his Aliveness ).

Definitely he will!

He will be live in New York City in September and the terrorist of a leader won't do pim.


Seems you think he is tulumbu that love hiding in a bunker.

Tulumbu was never elected by the people of Nigeria, he can run but can't hide

Tears of I really suffered o, but it's well

LibertyRep:
Kwankwaso has a PhD. He is expected to be smarter.

Whatever agreement they signed is not worth the paper it's written on.

While Buhari ruled for 8 yrs with NEPA bills certificates.

Tulumbu currently ruling without any.

Kingbuhari:
don't worry, CIA are on it... Very soon he will expose himself.. you know this people don't hide their hate and frustration, one day you will see his secret meeting with Hamas commanders

You are not far from the truth

Mathewrichard99:
For saying such a thrash....he wouldn't last as New York Mayor. Hope he knows the population of Jews in NYC. Hope he knows the history of NYC and the efforts of the Jews In the build up of NY before the Arabs, the Muslims, his forefather and family ever considered migrating to the US.

Gbam!

CJStarz:
You don't joke with Bibi.
He has taken NOTE of the mayor.

Lolz, Bibi my role model

The mayor should be closely monitored, he could be a proxy working for Iran & co


Netanyahu take note!

Squandering tax payers money on non existing projects .

2027 is near


I recently revalidated my voters card , I will use it wisely

pdppower:
Messi may cancel the record at the final if he scores two goals.

Till then he remains the king

65 yrs of wonders and miracles , many more years ahead, the nightmare of tulumbu

WriteerNg:
Blood drinkers 🇮🇱

These savages must to be chased out of the Middle East.

Wake up from your sleep, kid!

[quote author=PDPdestroyer post=140060780]See before and after pictures of Enugu-Onitsha expressway.

For many years this was the fate of Ndigbo before President Tinubu 👇😳🙆

This Enugu-Onitsha Road was impassable but today the story has change.

Tinubu has in many ways proven himself as the best President ever. pic.twitter.com/xK9yecKIa0

— A. Ayofe (@abdullahayofel) July 15, 2026

people can never be serious for once sake of yeye politics.



While other countries are exploring the moon, you are here talking about what should have being done without being noticed


I pity una

Jonathan na scam o, I thought he said his children were all in British university in Wuse Abuja when he was the president ,

How come UK school today

pafestula:
If I talk wetin dey my mind about this clueless failure in Abuja. DSS go pick me up immediately. But unfortunately he is still the best to some of his followers. May the soul of that country rest in peace 🕊️

@ bolded, this is the factor bedeviling Nigerian people (fear) ,you can't even exercise your right because of DSS.


Reasons politician are sitting on your head tightly

MrPresident1:
Have you not been eating?

Lol,


I pity who no pity those criminals

blamingthedevil:
God Bless Federal Republic of Nigeria

All these tanks for 3 or 4 ragtag bandits , it is alright o