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PoliticsRe: 2011: Efcc Submits Corrupt Aspirants’ Names To Pdp ! by jerryice(m): 3:59pm On Oct 25, 2010
i no fit laugh. but Nigerians are wicked o[pre][/pre]


yes nao,my own dillions not through politics maybe.

but anyway na way.

grin
PoliticsRe: 2011: Efcc Submits Corrupt Aspirants’ Names To Pdp ! by jerryice(m): 12:38pm On Oct 25, 2010
na wa Ooo na only Billions billions i jst dey see

even 1.014 billion

chei


baba God make ur mercy come down on us Ooo.

those days in primary school ::: them say we re d leaders of 2moro.

nw IBB say we no fit rule.

one day me sef go count dillions Ooo. grin grin grin
CrimeWhy I Allowed Dad To Impregnate Me –16-year-old Girl by jerryice(op): 6:44am On Oct 14, 2010
A 16-year-old girl, who was allegedly impregnated by her father, has narrated how the randy man administered oath of secrecy on her before he deflowered her. She also narrated how the suspect, Sunday Olanrele, used payment of her school fees as a bait to turn her to a sex object.

She said: “I thought he was a good father. He gave me kolanut to eat and said I would die,if I revealed the secret. So, he started kissing, and caressing me and later deflowered me. When blood started gushing out from my private part, he used pampers to cover it. I did not tell anyone because of fear.”

The victim, Bola (not real name) disclosed how her mother told her to go and bring her school fees from her estranged husband, before he took advantage of it to have canal knowledge of her. “When I went there, my daddy started doing it again. He kept promising to give me the school fees. I ended up staying with him for many months and he was making love to me severally.”

The last straw that broke the camel’s back was when she spent seven days with her father five months ago.
“He slept with me all through and when I got home, I wanted to tell my mother but I was scared. So, I kept quiet,” she broke down in tears. The embattled girl also disclosed how her parents were estranged while her mother re-married, attributing it to her present ordeal.

According to her, their mother did not visit them for five years, while she (victim) was denied the opportunity of visiting her.
It was when she wanted to commit suicide by drinking battery fluid that one of her aunties took her and her younger brother to Ikorodu, Lagos State. It was also from Ikorodu that she went to her father’s house. “While I was in my father’s house, he brought out a calabash and kolanut and told me to swear an oath that I would not divulge what he was about to do with me.”

She explained that when her monthly menstrual circle ceased, she did not bother to disclose it to anybody. But her mother was said to have got information about the pregnancy and took her to a pastor, where she spilled the beans. The pastor was said to have given her assurance that she would not die, if she disclosed what transpired between her and her father.

“I told him that my father was responsible for the pregnancy,” she said.
The victim’s mother (names withheld) told Daily Sun she suspected a foulplay immediately her daughter came back from her father’s house. “I started perceiving offensive odour and asked her if she visited someone else, apart from her father and she said no. I called the father on phone and inquired the time she left his house and he told me. I reasoned that if she had gone to another person’s house, she wouldn’t have got home the time she did. From there, I knew something was wrong,” she said, fuming.

The woman disclosed that she later brought a magazine and showed her a story of where a father impregnated his daughter.
“She was devastated after reading the story. That was when I knew that the father had done something abominable.”
Few weeks later, the girl started showing pregnancy symptoms. “I took her to the hospital for pregnancy test and it indicated that she was four months pregnant. I requested to know who was responsible and she refused to tell me,” she said.

That was when she took her to the pastor where she opened up. The angry mother said she was now faced with the shame associated with the stigma on the family. “I’m confused, I am ashamed of the stigma. The pregnancy is over five months now. So, abortion is out of it. I’m in a dilemma now. I can’t procure abortion of five months old foetus,” she lamented.

The suspect, who admitted committing the crime, said he didn’t know what came over him that made him to deflower his daughter.
“I think, it is the devil’s plan to destroy me. I know it is an abominable act. I’m sorry, I regret my action. Nigeria police and my estranged wife should forgive me,” he said.
Source:   http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/features/crimewatch/2010/oct/14/crimewatch-10-14-2010-001.htm
RomanceRe: How Can I Hit My Girl Friends Best Friend The Girl Dey Drive Me Kolo by jerryice(m): 7:23pm On Oct 09, 2010
Poster you be otuimbo!!!  grin grin grin

Dumb ur gurl friend and go after her. kwetelu.


ehen ma ppl


The expendables: watched the movie. Action packed and a bit funny.

Nice movie.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: 190 And Omolola. by jerryice(m): 1:45pm On Oct 09, 2010
passing by!!! lipsrsealed smiley lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: House I Need Your Opinion On This Matter?!?!?! by jerryice(op): 1:44pm On Oct 03, 2010
@Mr Brown jay ur right: No trust again for now. cry

thats the thing in the house now Ooo. Nobody is talking to each other as family again,Both of them stayed in their rooms all day.The owner of the gurl is still feeling bad over what happened and the other guy is also sorry but what if the gurl seduced him too?

@james1

Local gurls are worst than the African gurls we easily understand each other. local gurls when they love they dont allow you rest and always want you and they must not catch you talking or chatting with a gurl for long. And when its heart break dem no dey hear come na Go Ooo.So dating Africans is preferable.

i just still wonder why the owner of the gurl still wants her. what kinda love? if it was me its over,i cant bare seeing her beside me.
RomanceRe: House I Need Your Opinion On This Matter?!?!?! by jerryice(op): 10:23am On Oct 02, 2010
Si inker_nerd

hay problema

just learned little too. dont want to learn much,local languages on my head is causing probs for me at times. Lools


buenas noches
Jokes EtcRe: The Obedient Wife! by jerryice(op): 10:14am On Oct 02, 2010
@Gokson part 2?


NL saw u begging the woman to re marry her,


haha
RomanceRe: House I Need Your Opinion On This Matter?!?!?! by jerryice(op): 10:05am On Oct 02, 2010
si  inker nerd
estoy bien

Tanzanian gurls are sumtin else O. to the way i see things,she is really not sorry for what happened.

well thats what i kept on explaining to him,that we re in a foreign land and meant to think twice before reacting.

i will try taking him out to the fields tomorrow,so i will talk to him and calm him down the more.

gracias,

habla espanol? grin
RomanceRe: House I Need Your Opinion On This Matter?!?!?! by jerryice(op): 9:39am On Oct 02, 2010
@dyt read through and understand. dont want to type a long story thingy.

@inker_nerd and Hi prof. thanks,

what if this guy in question is not ready to leave the Gurl? and his motive now is to deal with the other room mate for taking advantage on him?

And if he leaves her,he really has little chances to get another African babe here in Nicaragua.

his feeling real bad with the babe and he is not ready to leave her either.
RomanceHouse I Need Your Opinion On This Matter?!?!?! by jerryice(op): 9:00am On Oct 02, 2010
We are 3 guys living in the same condo, 1 of us has Tanzanian girlfriend and the rest 2 of us don't have any Girlfriend cause we are all schooling abroad and this exact place, its hard to get an African girlfriend.well as time goes by,the girl started developing likeness for the second guy with no Girl friend, and she was getting more closer to him.cause she found out that he is a smooth talker and naturally endowed (lol) and her boyfriend is this gentle man type.



Well the main issue is: the owner of the girlfriend caught the other guy with his girlfriend in the act, caught them having sex through the conversation they had with MSN messenger about their ordeal when he has having sex with her in her own house. and its real and confirmed.and they still have the intentions of keeping a secret affairs between themselves.

they bought admitted they did it.


so now my Question is what should the owner of the Girlfriend do?

we all live as one and we trust each other.

Now we keep begging the guy and he has promised to take a drastic step on this.


what kind of advice do you guys think i could give to this heart broken guy so he wont do something dangerous to him self and to anybody.

please i need urgent answers. huh huh huh


thanks
Jokes EtcThe Obedient Wife! by jerryice(op): 6:18pm On Sep 29, 2010
There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money,

And was a real miser when it came to his money.


Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me. '

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.

Well, he died.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,

'Wait just a moment!'


She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away.

So her friend said,
'Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband.'

The loyal wife replied,
'Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him.'


You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?'


'I sure did,' said the wife.

'I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a cheque,

If he can cash it, then he can spend it.' grin tongue grin
CrimeRe: Lover Boy Crushes Okada Rider Over Girlfriend by jerryice(op): 6:08am On Sep 29, 2010
hehehe     grin grin  grin


we do crazy things for love, You can imagine a Chinese girl sky diving from an 18 storey building all because of heart break.


But i trust our nija gurls na,  Dem no dey carry last,


grin
CrimeLover Boy Crushes Okada Rider Over Girlfriend by jerryice(op): 4:30am On Sep 29, 2010
Wednesday, September 29,  2010

When Martha Godwin, daughter of a soldier, popularly called Barrack girl, met Mohammed Erena, England-based Master’s degree student and son of a prominent politician in Niger State, she felt God had finally answered her prayers of providing her with a husband that would pull her family out of poverty.

Her dream was however short lived as her efforts to dump her former commercial motorcyclist popularly called okada, boyfriend had led to the death of Umar, the rider, who was allegedly murdered alongside his friend, Sunday, by the new ‘been-to’ boyfriend, who felt insulted by the deceased’s audacity to challenge him over Martha.

Mohammed, who is now answering charges of murder at a Minna High Court had arrived Nigeria to spend his short vacation with his kith and kin. His plan was to go back to England at the end of the holiday to defend his Master’s thesis.

Daily Sun learnt that on the fateful night, Mohammed had taken his lover, Martha, to a joint along David Mark Road in Minna. After cooling off at the drinking spot, Mohammed felt the urge to retire home with his ‘Juliet’ and were in the process of discussing the terms when Umar arrived on his bike, possibly for the same purpose as Mohammed’s.

For the two Romeos to a Juliet, the die was cast! It did not take Martha one second to decide whether to go with the man with Mercedes Benz or the man with okada. Martha jumped into Mohammed’s car and they sped off.
Umar, who was determined not to let go that easily, also jumped on his bike and with his friend, pursued Mohammed and Martha until they double-crossed him.

Mohammed was said to have been halted while Umar accosted him on why he should speed off with his lover.
As the argument raged, Mohammed was said to have jumped into his car, engaged the reverse gear and crushed his rival and his friend Sunday. In order to be sure of a mission accomplished, Mohammed was said to have driven over the duo a second time. They were left to die in the pool of their own blood.

Satisfied with his task, Mohammed allegedly sped off, leaving Martha behind at the death spot.
Residents of the area and some passers-by raised the alarm. Martha, who stood in disbelief over what had happened became the target of the angry crowd. She was arrested and handed over to the police
The state Commissioner of Police, Mr. Michael Zoukumor, who paraded the suspect before journalists in his office, said the accused was tracked down through his lover girl.

Mohammed, however, denied having a hand in the killing of the duo. Sobbing profusely as he narrated his innocence to journalists, Mohammed said he was only in Nigeria for a short break and almost set to go back to England to defend his thesis to accomplish his Master’s degree programme.
He, however, admitted ownership of the car which he said was damaged during the recent unrest of students of College of Education, Minna which they (students) agreed to repair.






















http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2010/sept/29/national-29-09-2010-003.htm
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Our Parents/guardians/elders Did That Was Wrong Back Then by jerryice(m): 5:29pm On Sep 21, 2010
yea @ bawomolo    diabetes  kicked in too. that why he had to stop,
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Our Parents/guardians/elders Did That Was Wrong Back Then by jerryice(m): 4:54pm On Sep 21, 2010
Used to be a passer by,

But this i must comment on.


my dad takes alcoholic alot,  was a very painful  and sad experience with him,

thats why am scared of taking anything alcoholic or too strong for me.

hehe grin grin grin
TV/MoviesPiranha by jerryice(op): 7:57am On Sep 04, 2010
Director: James Cameron


drama horror, romance all packed together,


suspense,


Nice movie.
AutosRe: STRESS FREE BUY FROM COTONOU by jerryice(m): 10:17pm On Sep 03, 2010
HELLO DUDU,

AM ABROAD FOR NOW

BUT IF I WANT TO GET A MAZDA 323F 98 - 2000 MODEL. THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A SPORT CAR. AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION. FULL OPTION.

HOW MUCH SHOULD I BUDGET?

CHEERS
SportsRe: Spain Vs Germany: [1 - 0] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by jerryice(m): 8:58pm On Jul 07, 2010
HAHAHAHAHAHA

PAUL THE OCTOPUS SAID IT!!!!



grin grin grin grin


GRIN GRIN GRIN
EventsRe: July Birthday Mates! by jerryice(m): 6:11pm On Jul 05, 2010
17TH IS THE DATE, INFACT CANCERIANS GOT IT ALL,



NICE ONE BUFFDAY MATES,



CANT WAIT TILL NEXT WEEKEND!!!

cool
AutosRe: Nija Used Honda Crv Jeep For Sale (800k) by jerryice(op): 9:21pm On Jun 11, 2010
still available!!!
AutosRe: Nija Used Honda Crv Jeep For Sale (800k) by jerryice(op): 6:46pm On Jun 11, 2010
smiley wink
AutosRe: Nija Used Honda Crv Jeep For Sale (800k) by jerryice(op): 12:21pm On Jun 11, 2010
still available!!!!!
AutosRe: Nija Used Honda Crv Jeep For Sale (800k) by jerryice(op): 10:22pm On Jun 10, 2010
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AutosRe: Nija Used Honda Crv Jeep For Sale (800k) by jerryice(op): 9:54pm On Jun 10, 2010
bump kiss
AutosRe: Nija Used Honda Crv Jeep For Sale (800k) by jerryice(op): 4:05pm On Jun 10, 2010
Bump!!!!!!!!!!!!
AutosNija Used Honda Crv Jeep For Sale (800k) by jerryice(op): 12:40pm On Jun 10, 2010
MANUAL TRANSMISSION

FACTORY FITTED A/C

CONDITION: WORKING PERFECTLY

LOCATION: IBADAN

CALL JERRY ON 08077858799 OR 08023848401

TravelRe: Malaysia by jerryice(m): 7:49pm On Jun 09, 2010
O boy, which one come be this sama - sama again Ooo
AutosRe: Honda Crv Jeep For Sale (800k) by jerryice(op): 5:29pm On Jun 09, 2010
still available!!!!
AutosRe: Honda Crv Jeep For Sale (800k) by jerryice(op): 2:38pm On Jun 09, 2010
ITS A MANUAL TRANSIMISSION!!!

AND IT WILL NEVER GO FOR 500 OR 600K

SO I DONT WANT PPL CALLING ME AND TELLING ME THEY WANT TO PAY 500 OR 600.

INSTEAD LET THEM GO AND BUY GOLF 4 OR HONDA BABY BOI!!!


AHH

AutosHonda Crv Jeep For Sale (800k) by jerryice(op): 2:22pm On Jun 09, 2010
HONDA CRV JEEP FOR SALE

NIJA USED

EVERYTHING WORKING PERFECTLY!!!

FACTORY FITTED A/C

LOCATION: IBADAN

NUMBER TO CALL: 08077858799 or 08023748401

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