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i no fit laugh. but Nigerians are wicked o[pre][/pre] yes nao,my own dillions not through politics maybe. but anyway na way. ![]() |
na wa Ooo na only Billions billions i jst dey see even 1.014 billion chei baba God make ur mercy come down on us Ooo. those days in primary school ::: them say we re d leaders of 2moro. nw IBB say we no fit rule. one day me sef go count dillions Ooo. ![]() |
A 16-year-old girl, who was allegedly impregnated by her father, has narrated how the randy man administered oath of secrecy on her before he deflowered her. She also narrated how the suspect, Sunday Olanrele, used payment of her school fees as a bait to turn her to a sex object.Source: http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/features/crimewatch/2010/oct/14/crimewatch-10-14-2010-001.htm |
Poster you be otuimbo!!! ![]() Dumb ur gurl friend and go after her. kwetelu. ehen ma ppl The expendables: watched the movie. Action packed and a bit funny. Nice movie. |
passing by!!! ![]() |
@Mr Brown jay ur right: No trust again for now. thats the thing in the house now Ooo. Nobody is talking to each other as family again,Both of them stayed in their rooms all day.The owner of the gurl is still feeling bad over what happened and the other guy is also sorry but what if the gurl seduced him too? @james1 Local gurls are worst than the African gurls we easily understand each other. local gurls when they love they dont allow you rest and always want you and they must not catch you talking or chatting with a gurl for long. And when its heart break dem no dey hear come na Go Ooo.So dating Africans is preferable. i just still wonder why the owner of the gurl still wants her. what kinda love? if it was me its over,i cant bare seeing her beside me. |
Si inker_nerd hay problema just learned little too. dont want to learn much,local languages on my head is causing probs for me at times. Lools buenas noches |
@Gokson part 2? NL saw u begging the woman to re marry her, haha |
si inker nerd estoy bien Tanzanian gurls are sumtin else O. to the way i see things,she is really not sorry for what happened. well thats what i kept on explaining to him,that we re in a foreign land and meant to think twice before reacting. i will try taking him out to the fields tomorrow,so i will talk to him and calm him down the more. gracias, habla espanol? ![]() |
@dyt read through and understand. dont want to type a long story thingy. @inker_nerd and Hi prof. thanks, what if this guy in question is not ready to leave the Gurl? and his motive now is to deal with the other room mate for taking advantage on him? And if he leaves her,he really has little chances to get another African babe here in Nicaragua. his feeling real bad with the babe and he is not ready to leave her either. |
We are 3 guys living in the same condo, 1 of us has Tanzanian girlfriend and the rest 2 of us don't have any Girlfriend cause we are all schooling abroad and this exact place, its hard to get an African girlfriend.well as time goes by,the girl started developing likeness for the second guy with no Girl friend, and she was getting more closer to him.cause she found out that he is a smooth talker and naturally endowed (lol) and her boyfriend is this gentle man type. Well the main issue is: the owner of the girlfriend caught the other guy with his girlfriend in the act, caught them having sex through the conversation they had with MSN messenger about their ordeal when he has having sex with her in her own house. and its real and confirmed.and they still have the intentions of keeping a secret affairs between themselves. they bought admitted they did it. so now my Question is what should the owner of the Girlfriend do? we all live as one and we trust each other. Now we keep begging the guy and he has promised to take a drastic step on this. what kind of advice do you guys think i could give to this heart broken guy so he wont do something dangerous to him self and to anybody. please i need urgent answers. ![]() thanks |
There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, And was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me. ' And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait just a moment!' She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said, 'Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband.' The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him.' You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?' 'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a cheque, If he can cash it, then he can spend it.' ![]() |
hehehe ![]() we do crazy things for love, You can imagine a Chinese girl sky diving from an 18 storey building all because of heart break. But i trust our nija gurls na, Dem no dey carry last, ![]() |
Wednesday, September 29, 2010 When Martha Godwin, daughter of a soldier, popularly called Barrack girl, met Mohammed Erena, England-based Master’s degree student and son of a prominent politician in Niger State, she felt God had finally answered her prayers of providing her with a husband that would pull her family out of poverty. Her dream was however short lived as her efforts to dump her former commercial motorcyclist popularly called okada, boyfriend had led to the death of Umar, the rider, who was allegedly murdered alongside his friend, Sunday, by the new ‘been-to’ boyfriend, who felt insulted by the deceased’s audacity to challenge him over Martha. Mohammed, who is now answering charges of murder at a Minna High Court had arrived Nigeria to spend his short vacation with his kith and kin. His plan was to go back to England at the end of the holiday to defend his Master’s thesis. Daily Sun learnt that on the fateful night, Mohammed had taken his lover, Martha, to a joint along David Mark Road in Minna. After cooling off at the drinking spot, Mohammed felt the urge to retire home with his ‘Juliet’ and were in the process of discussing the terms when Umar arrived on his bike, possibly for the same purpose as Mohammed’s. For the two Romeos to a Juliet, the die was cast! It did not take Martha one second to decide whether to go with the man with Mercedes Benz or the man with okada. Martha jumped into Mohammed’s car and they sped off. Umar, who was determined not to let go that easily, also jumped on his bike and with his friend, pursued Mohammed and Martha until they double-crossed him. Mohammed was said to have been halted while Umar accosted him on why he should speed off with his lover. As the argument raged, Mohammed was said to have jumped into his car, engaged the reverse gear and crushed his rival and his friend Sunday. In order to be sure of a mission accomplished, Mohammed was said to have driven over the duo a second time. They were left to die in the pool of their own blood. Satisfied with his task, Mohammed allegedly sped off, leaving Martha behind at the death spot. Residents of the area and some passers-by raised the alarm. Martha, who stood in disbelief over what had happened became the target of the angry crowd. She was arrested and handed over to the police The state Commissioner of Police, Mr. Michael Zoukumor, who paraded the suspect before journalists in his office, said the accused was tracked down through his lover girl. Mohammed, however, denied having a hand in the killing of the duo. Sobbing profusely as he narrated his innocence to journalists, Mohammed said he was only in Nigeria for a short break and almost set to go back to England to defend his thesis to accomplish his Master’s degree programme. He, however, admitted ownership of the car which he said was damaged during the recent unrest of students of College of Education, Minna which they (students) agreed to repair. http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2010/sept/29/national-29-09-2010-003.htm |
yea @ bawomolo diabetes kicked in too. that why he had to stop, |
Used to be a passer by, But this i must comment on. my dad takes alcoholic alot, was a very painful and sad experience with him, thats why am scared of taking anything alcoholic or too strong for me. hehe ![]() |
Director: James Cameron drama horror, romance all packed together, suspense, Nice movie. |
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HAHAHAHAHAHA PAUL THE OCTOPUS SAID IT!!!! ![]() GRIN GRIN GRIN |
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