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Health / Re: Fibroid Advice After Operation by joceey(m): 8:35pm On Jul 25, 2022
Pls advice that your friend,to be calm that she will conceive and carry her baby in due time.

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Crime / Re: Nigeria Finally Happened To Me by joceey(m): 8:26pm On Jul 25, 2022
Hmmmm
Politics / Re: Pastor Bakare Reacts To Reports Of Endorsing Tinubu, Speaking Against CAN by joceey(m): 1:25pm On Jul 23, 2022
Really
Jokes Etc / Salvage Lol by joceey(m): 10:46am On Jul 18, 2022
Funny reply

Health / Re: My Body System Is Now A Cigarette Smoke Detector by joceey(m): 8:31am On Jul 16, 2022
grin
Investment / Re: What's Nigeria Banks Turning Into? by joceey(m): 2:46pm On Jul 05, 2022
Hmmm,its like the Nigerian banking sector is encouraging fraudster, by taking no step doing nothing.
Investment / Re: What's Nigeria Banks Turning Into? by joceey(m): 2:44pm On Jul 05, 2022
Hmmm
Family / Re: How Much Does Having A Baby Cost For The First Year (I Need A Ballpark Price) by joceey(m): 8:41am On Jul 04, 2022
Discombulator:
My little brother got his lifetime girlfriend pregnant a couple months ago and abortion is out of the picture due to security reasons,left to my idiot of a brother I'd not support him but the girl in question happens to be a very decent and respectful girl and that baby is my family too so I don't have a choice than to assume at least most of the responsibility, Just got a job for my brother in March and he hasn't even started getting paid yet which means he can't support a family let alone a child, he is just 24 by the way.
So I want to know ball park how much things like hospital bills,baby clothes,toys,baby cribs etc will set me back for. I'm thinking I should set aside like 500,000 for the hospital naming and things we're going to need for the delivery.
And 50,000 monthly for 12months because I'm not going to support them for more than a year, he has a federal job and his salary should have kicked in by then.
Don't get me started on how I spoilt and enabled my brother to be a brat even at his age cos I know, thing is I've always been responsible for him,I practically raised him so he looks at me like am his dad or something and I'll always be there to pick up his slack when he mess up,plus I love that fool more than myself,he is my blood and I'd do anything for him.
Plus he is a good kid and this is the first time he's actually fvcked up

You have a good heart my brother GOD bless u ,just ignore his foolishness and focus on the unborn child.That 500k you are setting aside will be ok i think.

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Romance / Re: Canadian Lady Excited As She Arrives Nigeria To Meet Her Nigerian Lover by joceey(m): 8:51pm On Jul 01, 2022
Lovely

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Sports / Re: 25 Odd Challenge And A Chance To Win 5000 Naira And Free Seven Odds For Today by joceey(m): 2:44pm On Jul 01, 2022
Check this

Sports / Re: Some Referees In Nigerian League Deserve Jail Term Just See What Happened by joceey(m): 10:08am On Jun 14, 2022
Report the issue to fifa
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine War: Weapons Running Out On Southern Frontline by joceey(m): 3:49pm On Jun 12, 2022
Let peace reign
Jokes Etc / Re: Meet A Man Who Saved Lives Of People By Driving A Burning Tanker (pix) by joceey(m): 3:46pm On Jun 12, 2022
Good heart
Romance / Re: Man Dresses Like Female, Enters School Of Nursing For Sex With Lady by joceey(m): 10:28am On Jun 09, 2022
Hmmm see him life
Crime / Re: Man Stole Plasma TV From The Hotel He Lodged And Was Caught (video) by joceey(m): 10:26am On Jun 09, 2022
Haba

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Politics / Re: Just In: Osinbajo Involved In Accident by joceey(m): 11:57am On Jun 06, 2022
Hmmm are u sure?
Politics / Re: This Guy JAMIU ADEBISI Hacked My Facebook by joceey(m): 8:48pm On Jun 05, 2022
You sent him 2k again?

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Politics / Re: Precious Chikwendu Hails Femi Fani Kayode As She Reunites With Her Kids (Video) by joceey(m): 11:35am On Jun 05, 2022
Thats lovely

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Politics / Re: Atiku, Tinubu Shouldn't Be President Of Nigeria - Big Brother Star, Pere Egbi by joceey(m): 4:19pm On May 30, 2022
AustineE1:
Its obvious Tinubu does not stand any chance of winning the election and especially against Atiku. During last elections Atiku was able to pull millions of vote both in the south and in the North and Buhari who has a cult figure in the North slightly edged him out,using power of incumbency.
Tinubu's case is a workover for Atiku,if Tinubu picks a christain northerner then the largerly muslim north who hardly value yoruba muslims will largerly vote for their son Atiku. The south east will not vote for Tinubu,a great number of south south indigenes will not vote Tinubu because he is seen to have betrayed southern unity during the 2015 elections,the middlebelt also has some grudges with Yorubas for their support for a Fulani muslim president against a christain minority(GEJ). The northeast and northwest will certainly back Atiku their beloved son.
If Tinubu then decides to pick a muslim northerner,that will be a suicide mission,muslim muslim ticket in present day Nigeria,is dead on arrival. The largerly northern muslims will still vote Atiku their son and they mostly christain south will spit on Tinubu.
So for Tinubu either way,is a lose lose situation.
Why u dey even talk much,a man that advertised and support a bad product is equally a wrost product. You will always attract and mingle with your kind of people.
Sports / Re: 50 Odds Challenge And A Chance To Win 5000 Naira by joceey(m): 9:55pm On May 27, 2022
My game

Health / Re: ....... by joceey(m): 11:53am On May 23, 2022
Garlic cloves crush like 3 and give her with warm water or
Prepare a decoction made of mistletoe leaves with one cup of hot water let her consume one teaspoon of it 3-4 times a day it will help her
Health / Re: ....... by joceey(m): 11:50am On May 23, 2022
What is your location and what tribe are you from? Try to visit those women that sell herbs,they have herbs for child convulsion or use this
Sports / Re: Enrico Fedele: ‘scamacca Better Than Osimhen’ by joceey(m): 11:12am On May 21, 2022
Oshimen need to be very prayerful and also be humble.
Sports / Re: 30 Odds Challenge And A Chance To Win 5,000 Naira by joceey(m): 8:06am On May 21, 2022
Mine

Sports / Re: 10 Odds Challenge For Today And A Chance To Win 5,000 Naira by joceey(m): 8:25am On May 15, 2022
guobe:
jocey what do you mean by penalty scored
Sorry for the late reply it means penalty will be awarded during 90 mins of play.Thank you

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Sports / Re: 10 Odds Challenge For Today And A Chance To Win 5,000 Naira by joceey(m): 9:55am On May 14, 2022
My own

Religion / Re: A White Aura by joceey(m): 9:28am On May 10, 2022
He is seeing your glory ,quit jacking off and move more closer to GOD.
Religion / Re: My Father Is A Pastor But I Don't Believe In God. by joceey(m): 8:57pm On May 08, 2022
KINGJAJA888:
Nairalanders Good day. My Pops is a Senior Pastor in one of the Pentecostal Churches in Nigeria and has devoted his life to Church.
Ironically I don't believe in God. Never been the religious type. I See no sense that in 2022 humans still live by a book written by someone in 18BC. Doesn't make any sense to me.
Pops wishes I were religious lyk him carrying some big story book (Bible) with me about Lol.
I'm too woke for those fairy tales Sorry.
Watch my Pops dedicate his whole life to someone's business (Church) as they seriously exploit him.
I've advised him Severally but he won't listen. I Can't be like him. I'm Smart, Handsome, Rich and Non-religious. And I Will remain so.


If your write up is real ,just want to advice you to believe in GOD, and follow GOD through is beloved son JESUS CHRIST, what you re enjoying is grace period prayers offered by your dad is working for you ,dont let the devil catch you unprepared and take away does things you thing you have acquired under 5mins by then you will understand and know GOD by force.�

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Romance / Re: Why Am I Seeing My First Teenage Boyfriend In My Dream? by joceey(m): 3:07pm On Apr 25, 2022
Lamanii22:
I don’t even know…. I just hope he is alright… the last time we spoke was immediately after I gave birth to my baby girl….
You are still going to come across him in time to come but i cant say whats going to transpire between u too.
Romance / Re: Why Am I Seeing My First Teenage Boyfriend In My Dream? by joceey(m): 7:19am On Apr 25, 2022
Lamanii22:
Egbami ke… I don’t know why I have been seeing my first boyfriend from my teenage years in my dream… it’s not as if we had anything together, it wasn’t even a serious relationship sef as he was in a private uni… we only get to see during their holidays…. He started appearing in my dreams, smiling happily like when we first met, his eyes, his voice, innocence…. Has happened like 5 nights in a row and I am always feeling funny whenever I wake up… I don’t know what this is ooo….

Is he married?
Romance / Re: If Someone Cancels Facebook Friend Request, Does It Mean They Hate You? by joceey(m): 7:50pm On Apr 20, 2022
Today is your bday and you are there bothered about someone cancelling your friend request.Pls make yourself nothing is more or too important than your own happiness.Have a glorious day girl llnp

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