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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Remote Job: Please Which Online Course Can Get Me Good Remote Job? by JOGICE(m): 12:09pm On Jul 28, 2023
Any course centered on Data basically is a hot cake. AI, Data Analysis, Cybersecurity, etc.

I’ll advise you start with understanding the basics HTML, CSS, JavaScript, & then dive into PYTHON with an unwavering focus. You’ll be glad you did_IF YOU SCALE THROUGH
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Wife Is Now The Bread Winner by JOGICE(m): 10:43pm On Jun 17, 2023
ecomalchemistt:
Una funny o...JOB for this present day Nigeria..how much dem wan pay you ? 😂

You lost your job not your LIFE. You don't need a job, you need a business and side hustles that fetch you daily income.

No JOB in Nigeria...but theres work you can turn into a fulltime JOB.

Your kids can't inherit your job..(JUST OVER BROKE)...start something and scale it.....put your life into it.....

We are over 200 million Nigerians , sell to 1% of that population and smile to the bank.

Times have changed..you need start thinking radically.


Where do you reside currently, you'd need to roll up your sleeves and hit the ground running immediately.

If you are in Lagos or any of the cosmopolitan cities, you need some tools.

- Phone , internet , Laptop (not necessary) , facebook, instagram page, twitter, jumia, konga, facebook marketplace, jiji , etc.

List your products on those platforms..You can start with 100k - 1M...

- go and learn how to run ads (facebook , instagram , google ads , SEO )

- know how to take good pictures.

- use a good logistics company for deliveries.

Enter street, look for big time importers, negotiate with them. Tell them you will bring customers and sell thier products very fast.

One of the hot products i started out with and grew it to a 6 figure business > >


https://www.nairaland.com/7403742/zealot-s67-wireless-speaker-60w


Look for a business that is offline, bring it online and get them sales, make a lot of money.
Not just money...

You will build your confidence.
Your influence will grow, and...
You’ll attract more opportunities to yourself.
You need to start operating smartly.

Look for a business that is offline, bring it online and get them SALES.
Thank me later when you hit your first M

Combine it with POS and bill payment , Fast Moving Consumer Goods business.

Stay safe.
…9ice1
Romance › Re: Men Beware!!! Hausa Men Are The Ones Dickmatizing Married Women Right Now. by JOGICE(m):
Something needs to be done about SEX & DRUGS in Nigeria…ASAP

Nigerians have no idea what is happening within besides entertainment.

XshegzzyeeiX:
From the main market, I went to Kara to purchase assorted meat items and discovered this ugly events unfolding lately.

On getting to my favourite meat seller's spot, I noticed this fair pretty elegant woman coming out of his small kiosk, she made her way to her Sienna car and drove off afterwards.

Seconds later, meat seller was out.
My curiosity made me ask me who that woman was, he told me it's one among the three married women that comes to him regularly for hot servicing.

He told me she gave him #25,000 for job well done. She's wife to a big man like he said.

I was shocked.
Meat seller said it's no big deal that all his Hausa friends within the market selling Onions, Pepper, Carrot, Beans, et cetera all have 2 or more married women that they fuccck freely, some pay the guys also.

From all I was told, these women loves sex alot and they can last as long as 10 to 12 rounds.

If it's overnight, he pounds her from 11pm till 4am atimes.
Such women are gone.

These dirty shoe repairers, keg-water pushers, condemned metal pickers, tiger nut sellers, water melon sellers and carrot sellers are busy fucccccking people's wives silly.
Some do it right on your matrimonial beds while some with shame do it away from home.

While you manage to do 1 -3 rounds of sex due to economic factors, your wives are getting banged by heavily drugged Hausa men.

Women are linking up one another to Hausa men that can go more than 3 hours of sex on them.

No protection.
Direct skin to skin.


As married men and bachelors, do whatever you want with this piece of information.
Lols…very hilarious & disturbing write up, but it’s true to an extent.
These evil activities happens majorly in FCT, Lagos, Kano & Nasarawa State.

These women even form Co-Operatives for financial contributions towards Orgy parties, sadly the men are into same act.

As a young man/woman the best you can do for yourself is face your life & grow your circle while maintaining a healthy moral standard.

Don’t let these things entice you, cuz that’s how they share their incurable diseases like AIRDROPS😅.

It is sad that those meat sellers have no idea what they’re getting into by servicing those insatiable group of women.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by JOGICE(m):
smiley
superCleanworks:
I like your faith. your faith can move aso rock.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by JOGICE(m): 7:25pm On May 18, 2023
jeff1607:
Fear God
…it was an offer, no pun intended.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by JOGICE(m): 6:27pm On May 18, 2023
jeff1607:
Texas long horn Get hooked Bluetooth speaker,brand new, never been opened, 10hrs ,15k

Ipod classic,80gb , gimme an offer

Lagos, 080,37,6868,37
Can you sell me the iPod for 2k, would add up as a gift for my little niece
Autos › Re: I Have #7m Naira. Need Advice On 2 Cars To Buy For Purpose Of BOLT. (belgium New by JOGICE(m): 6:01pm On May 18, 2023
buygala:
Nigerians are the worst kind.. So one has to be the worst kind to survive them.. Let them be the ones crying to God for him to cast and bind you instead of you being the one crying to God about them ontop your own money every Sunday
That’s one reason I’ve not invested in Transportation. I no get strength nor the time for drama, you guys are really trying sha!
Autos › Re: I Have #7m Naira. Need Advice On 2 Cars To Buy For Purpose Of BOLT. (belgium New by JOGICE(m): 2:12pm On May 17, 2023
buygala:
Don't listen to the naysayers

Put your money in an accessible account.. Travel to the North with someone very knowledgeable in cars, preferably your kin, Kano or Katsina in particular, and seek out very neat specimens of the 2008 or 2009 Honda Civic.. You go get am at most 1.6-1-8m each.. You should be able to get 3 of such Civics for that your 7m and still more than enough left over for their moving back to your base, minor fixes, registration and miscellaneous...Some of the vehicles in those areas are practically toks and are well maintained because the average Northerner dey maintain moto die..

No too worry about custom papers.. Don't register the vehicle with brand new plates.. The VIO in those states will legit register the vehicle even with 2nd hand 5-year old plates whose original vehicles have been either scrapped or totalled in an accident.. They will format that plate's data on the reg database and register your vehicle on the plates.. if customs see your moto plates and coupled with its age, dem no go even look you twice... Make sure you register in those Northern States like Bauchi, Katsina, Kano, Plateau or even Abuja.. Police for South dey dey very careful with vehicles with such plates because dem no dey too sure which influential Northerner has a stake or owns such vehicle.. Carry Katsina plates enter Lag make you see as popo go dey avoid you grin.. Complete the scare by putting Muslim prayer mat for back windscreen if you wish grin

I would advice the vehicles from different vendors and not let any of the vendors that you are looking to buy 4 of such vehicles, for security purposes wey you suppose understand.. Spread your purchase across like 3 Northern states if possible, because most car dealers in a state know each other and spread info among themselves...

After the purchase and washing and setting the vehicles, quietly install a tracker on them, and programme a duplicate key for each vehicle... and then give them out on hire purchase only.. And insist on the hiree dropping a non-refundable fee of at least 700k, then a weekly remittance of maybe 40k until he pays off maybe 2.2m or whatever price you consider fit for the vehicle , which if not paid 3 times entitles you to repossess the vehicle and the initial 700k will be forfeited by hiree. Find a good lawyer to help you with the details on that and a watertight agreement to that effect .... And yes, hiree will be responsible for all repairs and servicing of the vehicle... Whether e use am for bolt uber, or use am dey carry people go drop for hellfire, or even park am for house dey look am like TV, e no concern you.. Your own is that his weekly payments shouldn't slip at most 3 times.. Any mezevu, you track your vehicle down and repossess it.. No look anybody face.

Of course you won't tell hirer you have installed tracker in vehicle or that you have a duplicate key for the vehicle .. Hirer fails to pay you as agreed, you quietly track down the vehicle and repossess it back to your house.. Nigerians are very useless people.. If you no use wisdom and a bit of wickedness deal with them, dem go send you go village...


I know this because I have quite a number of vehicles given out on hire purchase.. And na so I do am... Till date, I am good.nothing concern me with repair and maintenance or say VIO catch driver.. Na my weekly cash concern me even if hiree say im entire lineage die .. .. I am so paranoid I installed two trackers in my vehicles.. One in the general area wey Pesin fit see and another far inside the engine firewall.. U go almost dismantle the moto before you fit see that one.. . . One time I had to track one of my vehlces all the way to Badagry all the way from Abuja, when hirer disappeared without trace for weeks.. E shock am as I knock for im house with Anti-robbery squad from Abuja.. And Nigga just paid 600k initial deposit for hire purchase and disappeared 2 weeks after grin.. His pregnant wife cried and begged for her thieving husband, but I sha do the tin wey dey my mind.. Last I checked, nigga caught chronic hepatitis in prison...
I don’t agree to you being paranoid. This write up shows you’re willing to do whatever it takes to secure your investments. As a Nigerian I’m glad you dished out this advice in detail.
Technology Market › Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by JOGICE(m):
huh
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by JOGICE(m):
huh
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by JOGICE(m): 9:50pm On May 10, 2023
WHITELIGHTER:
HP portable desktop for sale

₦20,000 each FIRM

location Benin City
Specifications??
Technology Market › Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by JOGICE(m): 9:03pm On May 08, 2023
Gbengakolade1:
Awoof deal
IPhone 11 Pro 256gb
Fu mint (no single dent)
Face ID active
Note : screen was changed (Original Screen replaced )

Bring offers
WhatsApp 08104801159
150k
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by JOGICE(m): 6:34pm On May 07, 2023
Menclothing:
Yes several design

Design and country make determines price

We sell
All at wholesale prices
How much for the crocshuhhuhhuh?
Autos › Re: ....✅✅✅✅✅..clean 2021 Bmw 840i Sport Coupe....for SALE by JOGICE(m): 3:58pm On May 06, 2023
Bro no price tag?
Autos › Re: 2005 Toyota Corrola Neat And In Pristine Conditions(SOLD) by JOGICE(m): 8:10pm On Apr 28, 2023
IgiveLadiesBj:
2.250M or no deal
Neat…Upload engine pics
Autos › Re: Sold Toks Extremely Clean 2014 Toyota Camry LE Going For 5.3m by JOGICE(m):
jokerr:
Car is extremely clean 2014 Toyota Camry LE,
First body
Color : white
4 plugs
Custom duty fully paid
Location: ogba
Price: 5.3m
Non accidented
No single issue with this car ,buy and travel to wherever.
Call or WhatsApp if interested: 08126786853
Missed this 1
Business › Re: Unlimited Satellite Internet For Home & Business Reseller by JOGICE(m): 7:41pm On Apr 28, 2023
janitors:
Okay advice which of the board
This will get you more attention on technology section…& add your contact to your profile_GOODLUCK BRO
Autos › Re: Sweet 2007 Es350 Upgraded To 2010 Nigerian Used by JOGICE(m): 8:32pm On Apr 20, 2023
2.3Million Cash, that's not a first body. DEAL?
Family › Re: Don't Start A Family If You Lack These 3 Things, No2 Is Shocking! by JOGICE(m): 1:33pm On Mar 29, 2023
Kindness, Communication, & Mutual Respect.

…also a man without good principles will find it difficult to lead any family.
Food › Re: Okra Weakens The Spirit by JOGICE(m): 1:21pm On Mar 29, 2023
Lols
UyaiIncomparabl:
cheesy Mscheww. I drink Okra water every morning and eat Okra soup at least every weekend. If the spirit wan weak, make e weak, abeg. Him sef don try.
grin cheesy grin
Autos › Re: Very Clean Toyota Corolla 2010 Model @ 2.8m by JOGICE(m): 11:59am On Mar 29, 2023
tundeuzman:
Thanks for your offer but its worth more than that. But i can offer you a clean pontiac vibe for 2m.
It’s best I save up to get the car of my choice. I appreciate the offer bro. Happy Sales
Autos › Re: Very Clean Toyota Corolla 2010 Model @ 2.8m by JOGICE(m): 11:39am On Mar 29, 2023
tundeuzman:
Still available. Whats your offer lets discuss business?
1.7M…& I’m not saying that’s the value of your car, that’s all I have.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by JOGICE(m):
Biggyz:
There are two main ways to make payment. If you have a dollar card, use it. If not, you will need a PayPal account. You can find people who can help you to checkout the order on Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 thread; however, beware of scammers over there. Always insist on escrow. An issue you may face is that the person might find it difficult to help you pay for the product since your account is new and without any transaction history. Hence dollar card is a better option here, but try the PayPal checkout option first, kinda cheaper. About N650/$ compared to the standard dollar rate of around N740/$.
Note: If you fail to pay for the order, the eBay seller may report your account for none payment and that could result in a strike against your account.

For delivery, sign up on Heroshe.com, they charge $8/lb, and you will pay in Naira equivalent. The company will give you a US address to fill into eBay where the order will be delivered then they ship it to Nigeria for you.
There is an alternative shipping company though, but better for orders above 50 lbs.
Thanks a lot for this information. I needed it too.
Autos › Re: ABUJA CHEAP CARS(within 25m-2.5M)AUTOPHARM-NAIJA...√√Drop Your Orders!!! by JOGICE(m): 10:54am On Mar 21, 2023
austinceasar:
More pictures
Serious buyer_#1.5 cash today after inspection…deal?
…any minor/major faults?
Crime › Re: Don’t Do Crystal Meth : My Experience by JOGICE(m): 12:42pm On Feb 23, 2023
RED WINE DOES THE HEART GOOD, if taken moderately

kay29000:
Can you recommend any good red wine brand that is readily found in lagos/Nigeria.
Chardonnay…top shelf stuff

Muscat…Totally worth its price

Majesty…this one gives you a special kinda PAMi vibes + very affordable

…avoid taking much ALCOHOL if you want to remain financially stable, MJ na matric for aspiring (drug) crack addicts
#sayNOtoDRUGS…PLS
Sports › Re: Sure 2 Odds by JOGICE(m):
huh…
Politics › Re: Aerial View Of Edo State Secretariat by JOGICE(m): 8:13am On Nov 01, 2022
ritababe:
You know her?
undecided

...thats a guy
Politics › Re: Aerial View Of Edo State Secretariat by JOGICE(m):
ritababe:
Edo state secretariat
…normal
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by JOGICE(m): 9:18pm On Oct 31, 2022
slap1:
nikon D3200 Digital SLR Camera With AF-S NIKKOR 18-55mm DX Lens

24MP CMOS sensor
ISO 100-6400 (plus ISO 12,800-equivalent Hi1 setting)
Expeed 3 processing


3.0", 920k dot screen
Full HD 1080p30 video (with 25p and 24p options)
Microphone socket
Twin IR remote receivers
4 frame-per-second continuous shooting

With Two extra batteries, plus charger


Price: N130,000
70k
Properties › Re: Build This 3bed House + Pent For N23m by JOGICE(m): 6:45pm On Oct 21, 2022
raymondFirstborn:
3bedroom bungalow + pent design.

Plot size required - 50 x 100

Construction Budget - N23m

Features

Ground floor
Anteroom
Family lounge
Dinning
Kitchen
3standard rooms
Laundry

Pent floor
Private Lounge
Master's bed Room
These are the things that interest me, you just got yourself a good follower. You can follow back so i can remember to keep in touch whenever your services are needed. A nice Layout you've got
Technology Market › Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by JOGICE(m):
SOLD

Escrow is allowed
Technology Market › Re: For Sale New 12 Mini 256gb & X by JOGICE(m):
Jtown442:
You can call now
involve the Escrow for payment and chat me up when you are ready.

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