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Politics / Re: ISWAP Fighters Raid Borno Police Station, Gun Down Officers by jonadaft: 8:01pm On Feb 03
Amotolongbo:
Literacy is surely ashamed of you
Hey wu
Politics / Re: ISWAP Fighters Raid Borno Police Station, Gun Down Officers by jonadaft: 5:34pm On Feb 03
Amotolongbo:
But they did not appear coordinated to embarrass Goodluck Jonathan?
Or deh
Why you jump Buhari
You're just too backward in EVERYTHING!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Three People Wounded In Paris Knife Attack At Railway Station(photos) by jonadaft: 3:52pm On Feb 03
Orlu13:





you u are actually daft like ur moniker
Wey rey
Guilty conscience wey rey
Foreign Affairs / Re: Three People Wounded In Paris Knife Attack At Railway Station(photos) by jonadaft: 2:56pm On Feb 03



All these frustrated XTAIN TERRORISTS and usual knife attacks and terrorism shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Politics / Re: Edun, Cardoso, Olukoyede In Fresh Bid To Rescue Naira by jonadaft: 1:40pm On Feb 03
cool
Crime / Re: Oluwadarasimi Omoseyin Jailed For 6 Months For Spraying, Stepping On Naira Notes by jonadaft: 1:38pm On Feb 03
Sctests:


You sound as daft as your name suggests.
You are begging for exports of your products so that you can earn foreign exchange without losing your best brains.
Now some have decided to stay here and put up with seeing empty numbskulls like you, while earning exporting their expertise and earning Forex into the country. Yet you threaten to take the money and devalue their earned Forex by forcing them to exchange their naira at an artificial price set by you.

What do you want from them? Should they leave the country for empty mor0ns and buffoons, and take their brains (which is clearly sought after) together with the FOREX they bring in? What do you retarrds want?
You sound like a cretìn. What are you using dollars to do in Nigeria?
Politics / Re: Gunmen Abduct 30 Women Escorting Newlywed Bride In Katsina by jonadaft: 1:37pm On Feb 03
nedekid:

Very thoughtful, not just that, they should install mini satellites in their blokos, the latest versions requires you shave your head "gorimapa", your shiny reflective shaved head is then used to receive and transmit satellite tracking signals. Once kidnapped, once you shake your balls, point your head to the sky for clearer signals, police will pinpoint you and land with drone to rescue you.
Voila!
The ball thing won't work cretìn. I think the GPS thing is still the best.
Politics / Re: Gunmen Abduct 30 Women Escorting Newlywed Bride In Katsina by jonadaft: 7:00am On Feb 03
cheesy

I think we have to invest in technology in this evil and desperate times.


BELIEVE ME, 90% OF ALL THIS KIDNAPPING IS ORCHESTRATED BY SECURITY OFFICIALS LIKE

THE POLICE AND ARMY...
THEY ARE THE RING LEADERS.


Phone tracking is very easy and effective but the police won't use it, they'll just give excuses.

The technology I'm suggesting is GPS implants.
People should start implanting gps trackers so they can be tracked.

This will have it's disadvantages but I think it's the only way out to curb this evil

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Education / Re: Nigerian Students Abroad Groan Over Naira Free Fall by jonadaft: 8:35pm On Feb 02
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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Angola: AFCON 2023 Quarter Finals. (1 - 0) On 2nd February 2024 by jonadaft: 8:04pm On Feb 02
ndidibabe:
A joke of a team. Just grinding out result without a pattern of play. Also, how is Osimhen the best in Africa when he is 1/3 of Sarah? The guy is very average.
Shame on Ghana

Shame on Cameroon

Shame on all enemies of Nigeria cool

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Sports / Re: Full Time Nigeria 1-0 Angola by jonadaft: 8:02pm On Feb 02
Shame on Ghana

Shame on Cameroon

Shame on all enemies of Nigeria cool
Travel / Re: Airfares To UK, US, Others Jump By 55% by jonadaft: 7:28pm On Feb 02
grin
Crime / Re: Oluwadarasimi Omoseyin Jailed For 6 Months For Spraying, Stepping On Naira Notes by jonadaft: 9:49pm On Feb 01
Sctests:


You must be a joker. There are professional in Nigeria who earn dollars as Online professionals and adjunct staff of companies and institutions based in the USA and other advanced clime. Why should you tell them what to do with their monies?
You refuse to employ them, you don't create enabling environment for business to thrive.
They put a sign board today on their first business day, the next day you are in their office asking for all kinds of levies.

Will you be poor and still be a rotten witch?
You must be deluded.
How many so-called professionals and adjunct staff of companies and institutions based in Nigeria earn naira in the USA?
You want to dictate to CBN how to operate and what policies it must practice?
If you want to keep your money in dollars, go open a foreign bank account.
Nairaland / General / Re: Is This Sitting Position Feminine by jonadaft: 9:14pm On Feb 01
Not really.
Politics / Re: Vp Shettima Slams Nigerians For Laughing At Naira's Crisis - (video) by jonadaft: 9:03pm On Feb 01
Britishpea:


Bad punctuation, bad arrangement, poor English and Wobble paragraphing. All in less than 100 words.

You can’t succeed in as little as a council councilorship position.
@bolded, bad grammar.
Olodo wey call person olodo grin

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Crime / Re: Oluwadarasimi Omoseyin Jailed For 6 Months For Spraying, Stepping On Naira Notes by jonadaft: 8:41pm On Feb 01
Good.

No respect for Naira, same reason why exchange rates is at all time WORSE.


IF TINUBU GET SENSE, NOBODY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO HAVE MORE THAN 10K DOLLARS IN THEIR DOM ACCOUNT. ANYTHING ABOVE 10K SHOULD BE CONVERTED TO NAIRA FOR THE OWNERS AT OFFICIAL RATE.


WE SPEND NAIRA IN NIGERIA AND NOT DOLLARS.

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Crime / Re: Oluwadarasimi Omoseyin Jailed For 6 Months For Spraying, Stepping On Naira Notes by jonadaft: 8:41pm On Feb 01
cheesy

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Career / Re: My Salary Not Enough For My Transport Fare - Nigerian Soldier Cries Out (Video) by jonadaft: 1:58pm On Feb 01
Arobaga:





I have zero pity for any Nigerian soldier



Even with their low salary they’ll still obey the order to shoot any one protesting for their salary increase


Police did it last year


These same army officers were the ones Tinubu ordered to shot ENDSARS protesters at Lekki tollgate


They should all have a taste of their own medicine
Frustrated wey rey
Who was Tinubu then to order the army to shoot anyone?
Who dem kill for ya family member?
Make frustration no kee u o
Sports / Re: British Citizen Luke Leyland Vs Plateau State Champion In Dambe Boxing (video) by jonadaft: 1:51pm On Feb 01
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mossad Agents Disguised As Women, Doctors, Disabled, Nurses To Kill Terrorists by jonadaft: 9:54am On Jan 31
verybadmouth:
Good move from MOSSAD
Or deh
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mossad Agents Disguised As Women, Doctors, Disabled, Nurses To Kill Terrorists by jonadaft: 9:53am On Jan 31
Righteousness2:
[i]Smart guys.
GOD Bless the MOSSAD
GOD Bless the IDF
GOD Bless ISRAEL.

Victory upon Victory all the way.

[/]
Holoriburuku wicked soul and hypocrite.
There's absolutely nothing Christian about you.
You're just a lousy hypocrite and attention seeker.
Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie Holds First Online Service, Narrates How He Was Called Into Ministry by jonadaft: 9:51am On Jan 31
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Politics / Re: Ajaero: Most Governors In Review Committee Not Paying Minimum Wage by jonadaft: 7:52am On Jan 31
Nigeria's budget is in dollars, they usually peg it to dollars. They sell crude oil in dollars...

WHY IS THE SALARIES NOT PEGGED TO DOLLARS?

Why does salary not change with inflation?


Minimum wage is not supposed to be less than 200k in this EVIL economy.

This country needs to be seized from this useless, wasteful generation of wicked old fools.
The old generation 65-85 years people have failed this country.

From people like yahya Bello to Ọbasanjọ to Buhari, ibb etc

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Health / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Kano Over Ex-wife’s Remarriage by jonadaft: 7:50am On Jan 31
Yankiss:
Why kill? Why not walk away and open other great relationships?
Of course, I can't get to the point of killing, I'm just inferring that it doesn't make sense. Why will kill my for anyone?
What I'll definitely do is to work on myself and make sure that I marry someone better, finer and younger than her.

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Health / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Kano Over Ex-wife’s Remarriage by jonadaft: 7:35am On Jan 31
Jeon:
I like Men that can die for love and marriage.
😁😁😁😁😁😁
He's definitely a deranged man.
Instead of me to kill myself because someone hurts me, I'll rather kill the person that hurts me.
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Dissociates Himself From Posters Linking Him To APC Chairman Seat by jonadaft: 7:27am On Jan 31
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Crime / Re: She Says She Gave Birth To A Child After Lyft Driver Raped Her In 2019,Sues Now by jonadaft: 5:55pm On Jan 30
YOU SEE WHY I ADVISE MEN AGAINST HAVING RELATIONSHIPS WITH ALL THESE BARGAGES!

Marry virgin if you don't want any headache.

No girl will ever be honest about her true BODYCOUNT.

The more BodyCount a girl has, the more problem, bargage and miseries she'll give you.

Never fall for that game of low BodyCount bullshît, because you can't know the true figure.

IF SHE'S NOT A VIRGIN, SHE'S A H0É.

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Education / Re: JAMB Staff Who Stole 15-Year-Old Candidate's Number Arrested For Chatting Her by jonadaft: 2:37pm On Jan 30
Godsongang:
15years old girl in those universities nowadays, you go fear them yourself with the way of there waywardness...

Shebi na chat them still chat and she dey shout, make she enter university first, 25years old self dey wait for am.
Simple question for you,
DO YOU HAVE 15 YEARS OLD GIRLS IN YOUR FAMILY?
TELL US THEIR BEHAVIOUR

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Sports / Re: Anambra Government Rescues US-Based Tennis Champion, Tania Okpala by jonadaft: 10:25am On Jan 30
Tranquility2345:


I agree with what you have said. But make we no lie to ourselves. This girl is fine! Even in her bad state.

Is your wife finer than the ‘old hag’ ? Please don’t lie 🤔
Or deh nanamu
With all the issue, na only fine problem be your problem.
When will you have sense?
Now coming to your question, no lie o
Is your mother as fine as the woman?
Sports / Re: Anambra Government Rescues US-Based Tennis Champion, Tania Okpala by jonadaft: 10:23am On Jan 30
CSTRR:
"You came to see her on instruction".

So if the first lady did not send you, you don't know your job as commissioner for women affairs?
Shút up
What does the government owe her?
Sports / Re: Anambra Government Rescues US-Based Tennis Champion, Tania Okpala by jonadaft: 7:42am On Jan 30
A RECKLESS
USELESS
WAYWARD
WASTEFUL SLÚT.

AFTER LIVING A WAYWARD AND WASTEFUL LIFE, THEY'LL SAY GOVERNMENT ABANDONED THEM.
AS IF GOVERNMENT OWES YOU ANYTHING.


This entitlement nonsense needs to stop.

This foolish old hag lived a WASTEFUL life taking drugs and partying.
Now she's trying to gaslight the government for her foolishness.

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