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1.4m students write UTME exam Monday The Joint Admission and Matriculation Board, JAMB, has said that the 2015 Unified Tertiary and Matriculation Examinations, UTME, will commence next week March 9, across the country. Its Public Relations Officer, Mr. Fabian Benjamin, told Vanguard, yesterday: “All the logistics for the examination have been put in place and the examination will start on March 9 across the 400 centres in the country.” He explained that the examination will last for 10 days, adding that it will be rounded off on March 21. “There are going to be breaks during the days, but the exams are going to run for 10 days,” he added. http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/1-4m-students-write-utme-exam-monday/#sthash.jvJfiWf9.dpuf |
Via http://gistarena.ga [img]http://1.bp..com/--_Hr4Hil3mM/VF-O0WSuggI/AAAAAAAD2-E/sGK0gBo_NNk/s1600/0.png[/img]Former Vice President and APC Presidential aspirant, Atiku Abubakar recently conferred with the title, Aare of Ire-Ekiti land in Ekiti state. See more photos @ http://gistarena.ga/forum2_theme_111458514.?tema=34 |
Via 212gists.ga [img]http://1.bp..com/-tdTWw9C1XiI/Umj5o1hTOdI/AAAAAAAAAG8/2E-5K9_rKBY/s1600/naija-love-1.jpg[/img] I only knew few words in pidgin but I didn’t want to seem ignorant. “Hey of course, I’m Nigerian you know.” “Great because na pidgin me and you go dey yarn ooh. Do you need to pick anything from the mall? We are already in Garki Central area.” I laughed heartily. “No I’m good, just wanna go hit the showers. It had been so fun knowing you, thank you so much Muna.” He patted my hand again. “You are welcome, you made my evening.” He drove into Chelsea hotel and helped me move into my room, he took charge and made sure that the facilities were all working. I looked at him suspiciously as I sank down on the sofa in the room; I blushed again and kicked off my shoes. He glanced at me. “Babe what is it? Are you okay?” I tried to hide my apprehension. “Nothing, just that you are being too nice to me” He looked at me as if I was from Mars. “This is Nigeria; here we take care of our women. What I’m doing is what any man worth his onions here will do for any woman he likes. I know over there, ladies split bills with guys when they go on a date and are fiercely independent. Here our women let us take care of them, Naija love is different from any other. If I’m going to take you out 100 times, I will cover the bills a hundred times and it’s natural for us.” I was blown away, this was different and old fashioned but already I was beginning to feel my feminine side peek out from behind the curtains. This guy made me feel like a woman, pampered and able to exhale. “There must be a catch somewhere” “No catch, don’t get me wrong. I would love to do all sorts of indecent things to you and make you moan to no end but Lady it will be at your time and no pressure so relax.” He chuckled at the look on my face. His mention of having me moan endlessly had hit me by surprise. Again I felt the twitch and pull in my belly. I gulped. “So you like me?” “What do you think?” “I can’t really think now Muna, I just want to tumble into bed. I stood up on tiptoe to give him a goodbye hug and he caught me in his arms like a starved man. I looked up into his eyes, and again that look was there. Fierce desire and confusion, I felt a full blown hard on press on my belly and tried to push away from his embrace but he shook his head......Continue Reading @ http://gistarena.ga/forum2_theme_111458515.?tema=38 missed EPISODE 1 AND 2 get it @ http://gistarena.ga |
From http://gistarena.ga NEW STORY MUST READ: NAIJA LOVE Part 1 (one) As I stepped out of the plane at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International airport in Abuja, I turned to see that a hunky Mulatto guy behind me had his eyes glued to my bum in a chiffon mini skirt, I knowingly twerked it and he gasped. I glared at him and pulled my sun shades on. As my feet touched the tarmac, I felt a strange mixture of trepidation, anxiety and excitement. Tomorrow I would be meeting my birth mother again after 25 years. I walked towards the arrival lounge, I let the mild heat brush my face, yes this was my home. My name is Cassandra Bisong and I am 32 years, this is my second time of coming to Nigeria. First time was when I was five years old and my parents were still happily married. My parents are both from Obubra in Cross River state. I am fair, petite but well proportioned in the way Calabar women are known to be. I chuckled to myself as I remembered how my Jamaican professor had described me when he was hitting on me back then in school. “Tiny waist fanning out in reckless abandon to juicy hips”. I was born, and grew up in the quaint townof South Orange in New Jersey, 14 miles from Manhattan. After my high school, I went on to Seton Hall University where I studied International relations and majored in diplomacy. After graduation I worked in the Embassy of the federal republic of Nigeria in Washington DC for 6 years. Well! my dream had been to become an Ambassador but I ended up there as a Public relations officer, after shuffling papers and dealing with wide eyed, desperate, somewhat cunning Nigerians or Naija, as they called themselves. I can say I’m very fascinated by their confidence and notorious reputation. Enough to want to come to this very controversial but intriguing country to experience it firsthand. There is more to it anyway though, my father told me that my mother abandoned me and fled to Nigeria 25 years ago, this is puzzling because the Mum I remember is gentle, beautiful and loved me with her life. At the arrival lounge I located my luggage and headed towards the exit. I made to take a trolley for my luggage, a dark lanky youth with a sort of tribal mark lining his face appeared from nowhere and grabbed my hand. I felt like spiders were crawling down my back, don’t get me wrong, I am not a snub or anything like that but a stranger had never grabbed me like that before, was he a sex offender? “Fine Aunty, well done ooh, you want trolley? I go help you carry your bag, na only 100 naira” I snatched my hand back in confusion, why was he renting the trolley to me? Was he trying to con me? I had been warned of opportunists in Nigeria and really I have never been to an airport where trolleys were rented out. I took a deep breath to fight panic and looked at him fiercely. “Get your hands away from my luggage Mister! Before I get security.” He left my bag but still held the trolley, what? I turned around and saw a man in security uniform and beckoned on him, he took his time to stroll over looking angry that I called him. “Na wetin dey happen here? Wat happen? “This man sexually harassed me and wants to rent the trolley to me, isn’t it for free?” The security snorted “Which kind free? Ol’ boy wetin dey happen here” The boy turned to him. “See this ashewo ooh, common 100 naira, wey I tell am say na for the trolley, she begin dey speak grammar.” I knew that Ashewo meant prostitute and couldn’t believe the insult and drama that was unfolding in front of me. I simply snatched my bags and without another word started dragging them along as I walked out. The security raised his voice so that I could hear and abused me further. “See her legs like free trolley, upon all the money wey she carry come from America, common 100 naira she no fit give for trolley. She dey find oshofri.” He hissed loud and long. I was stunned, Jezz!!! This was my country? Everyone was rushing, oblivious of the next person. As I... Continue reading @ http://gistarena.ga/forum2_theme_111458515.?tema=36 Follow link to read full part one |
From http://gistarena.ga NEW STORY MUST READ: NAIJA LOVE Part 1 (one) As I stepped out of the plane at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International airport in Abuja, I turned to see that a hunky Mulatto guy behind me had his eyes glued to my bum in a chiffon mini skirt, I knowingly twerked it and he gasped. I glared at him and pulled my sun shades on. As my feet touched the tarmac, I felt a strange mixture of trepidation, anxiety and excitement. Tomorrow I would be meeting my birth mother again after 25 years. I walked towards the arrival lounge, I let the mild heat brush my face, yes this was my home. My name is Cassandra Bisong and I am 32 years, this is my second time of coming to Nigeria. First time was when I was five years old and my parents were still happily married. My parents are both from Obubra in Cross River state. I am fair, petite but well proportioned in the way Calabar women are known to be. I chuckled to myself as I remembered how my Jamaican professor had described me when he was hitting on me back then in school. “Tiny waist fanning out in reckless abandon to juicy hips”. I was born, and grew up in the quaint townof South Orange in New Jersey, 14 miles from Manhattan. After my high school, I went on to Seton Hall University where I studied International relations and majored in diplomacy. After graduation I worked in the Embassy of the federal republic of Nigeria in Washington DC for 6 years. Well! my dream had been to become an Ambassador but I ended up there as a Public relations officer, after shuffling papers and dealing with wide eyed, desperate, somewhat cunning Nigerians or Naija, as they called themselves. I can say I’m very fascinated by their confidence and notorious reputation. Enough to want to come to this very controversial but intriguing country to experience it firsthand. There is more to it anyway though, my father told me that my mother abandoned me and fled to Nigeria 25 years ago, this is puzzling because the Mum I remember is gentle, beautiful and loved me with her life. At the arrival lounge I located my luggage and headed towards the exit. I made to take a trolley for my luggage, a dark lanky youth with a sort of tribal mark lining his face appeared from nowhere and grabbed my hand. I felt like spiders were crawling down my back, don’t get me wrong, I am not a snub or anything like that but a stranger had never grabbed me like that before, was he a sex offender? “Fine Aunty, well done ooh, you want trolley? I go help you carry your bag, na only 100 naira” I snatched my hand back in confusion, why was he renting the trolley to me? Was he trying to con me? I had been warned of opportunists in Nigeria and really I have never been to an airport where trolleys were rented out. I took a deep breath to fight panic and looked at him fiercely. “Get your hands away from my luggage Mister! Before I get security.” He left my bag but still held the trolley, what? I turned around and saw a man in security uniform and beckoned on him, he took his time to stroll over looking angry that I called him. “Na wetin dey happen here? Wat happen? “This man sexually harassed me and wants to rent the trolley to me, isn’t it for free?” The security snorted “Which kind free? Ol’ boy wetin dey happen here” The boy turned to him. “See this ashewo ooh, common 100 naira, wey I tell am say na for the trolley, she begin dey speak grammar.” I knew that Ashewo meant prostitute and couldn’t believe the insult and drama that was unfolding in front of me. I simply snatched my bags and without another word started dragging them along as I walked out. The security raised his voice so that I could hear and abused me further. “See her legs like free trolley, upon all the money wey she carry come from America, common 100 naira she no fit give for trolley. She dey find oshofri.” He hissed loud and long. I was stunned, Jezz!!! This was my country? Everyone was rushing, oblivious of the next person. As I... Continue reading @ http://gistarena.ga/forum2_theme_111458515.?tema=36 Follow link to read full part one |
STORY FROM http://gistarena.ga [img]http://1.bp..com/-tdTWw9C1XiI/Umj5o1hTOdI/AAAAAAAAAG8/2E-5K9_rKBY/s1600/naija-love-1.jpg[/img] As I stepped out of the plane at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International airport in Abuja, I turned to see that a hunky Mulatto guy behind me had his eyes glued to my bum in a chiffon mini skirt, I knowingly twerked it and he gasped. I glared at him and pulled my sun shades on. As my feet touched the tarmac, I felt a strange mixture of trepidation, anxiety and excitement. Tomorrow I would be meeting my birth mother again after 25 years. I walked towards the arrival lounge, I let the mild heat brush my face, yes this was my home. My name is Cassandra Bisong and I am 32 years, this is my second time of coming to Nigeria. First time was when I was five years old and my parents were still happily married. My parents are both from Obubra in Cross River state. I am fair, petite but well proportioned in the way Calabar women are known to be. I chuckled to myself as I remembered how my Jamaican professor had described me when he was hitting on me back then in school. “Tiny waist fanning out in reckless abandon to juicy hips”. I was born, and grew up in the quaint townof South Orange in New Jersey, 14 miles from Manhattan. After my high school, I went on to Seton Hall University where I studied International relations and majored in diplomacy. After graduation I worked in the Embassy of the federal republic of Nigeria in Washington DC for 6 years. Well! my dream had been to become an Ambassador but I ended up there as a Public relations officer, after shuffling papers and dealing with wide eyed, desperate, somewhat cunning Nigerians or Naija, as they called themselves. I can say I’m very fascinated by their confidence and notorious reputation. Enough to want to come to this very controversial but intriguing country to experience it firsthand. There is more to it anyway though, my father told me that my mother abandoned me and fled to Nigeria 25 years ago, this is puzzling because the Mum I remember is gentle, beautiful and loved me with her life. At the arrival lounge I located my luggage and headed towards the exit. I made to take a trolley for my luggage, a dark lanky youth with a sort of tribal mark lining his face appeared from nowhere and grabbed my hand. I felt like spiders were crawling down my back, don’t get me wrong, I am not a snub or anything like that but a stranger had never grabbed me like that before, was he a sex offender? “Fine Aunty, well done ooh, you want trolley? I go help you carry your bag, na only 100 naira” I snatched my hand back in confusion, why was he renting the trolley to me? Was he trying to con me? I had been warned of opportunists in Nigeria and really I have never been to an airport where trolleys were rented out. I took a deep breath to fight panic and looked at him fiercely. “Get your hands away from my luggage Mister! Before I get security.” He left my bag but still held the trolley, what? I turned around and saw a man in security uniform and beckoned on him, he took his time to stroll over looking angry that I called him. “Na wetin dey happen here? Wat happen? “This man sexually harassed me and wants to rent the trolley to me, isn’t it for free?” The security snorted “Which kind free? Ol’ boy wetin dey happen here” The boy turned to him. “See this ashewo ooh, common 100 naira, wey I tell am say na for the trolley, she begin dey speak grammar.” I knew that Ashewo meant prostitute and couldn’t believe the insult and drama that was unfolding in front of me. I simply snatched my bags and without another word started dragging them along as I walked out. The security raised his voice so that I could hear and abused me further. “See her legs like free trolley, upon all the money wey she carry come from America, common 100 naira she no fit give for trolley. She dey find oshofri.” He hissed loud and long. I was stunned, Jezz!!! This was my country? Everyone was rushing, oblivious of the next person. As I walked towards the cabs lining the sidewalk, more hands grabbed my luggage “Sweet sister, Aunty you dey find taxi?” Someone else pulled me from behind. “No mind am, my car get AC, come this side.” Tears stung my eyes, I looked around, I was not the only one mobbed. Cab drivers grabbed at passengers, I felt a tap on my shoulder and turned. The same half caste guy that was checking me out while I was leaving the plane smiled at me. He told them that I was with him and they dispersed. He grabbed my bags and led me to a Toyota Camry 2009 model, parked some feet away. He put my bags in the boot and walked around to open the passenger’s door for me, I found my voice. “Hey Mister! You don’t even know me.” He laughed.. Watch out for EPISODE 2. Or follow this link http://gistarena.ga/forum2_theme_111458515.?tema=36 |
Via www.gistarena.ga https://www.9jagistonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Missing-NAF-Jet.jpg The missing Nigerian Air Force Alpha Fighter Jet (NAF 466) may have been found at the bank of River Benue. The fighter jet, said to have been missing since September 12, was believed to have had two pilots on board before it disappeared. The plane had supposedly left the Yola International Airport at about 10:45 am on a routine operational mission to some areas in the state under attacks by members of the Boko Haram sect. The jet that was expected back by 12 noon same day had been missing since while efforts to trace it had failed. There were unverified information however on Tuesday that the plane had been found in Kwaine in the Demsa Local Government Area of Adamawa State. It had not..... Continue Reading @ http://gistarena.ga/forum2_theme_111458514.?tema=32 |
Via www.gistarena.ga https://www.9jagistonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Courtney-Dike.jpg Oklahoma State Football team forward Courtney Dike has rejected the $7000 paid to her by the Nigeria Football Federation for partaking in the 2014 FIFA U-20 Women’s World Cup in Canada saying the honour of playing for the country was enough compensation for her. The 19-year-old, who is the younger sister of Super Eagles forward Bright Dike, represented the country at the competition where she scored the fastest goal in the tournament’s history. NFF Head of..... Read more @ http://gistarena.ga/forum2_theme_111599099.xhtml?tema=7 |
She came to my house around 3pm while i was washing my clothes and i was wearing only my boxers. So, she came into my room callin my name "dammie", "dammie". I quikly went to the room. As soon as i open the door, i saw her right there naked... A thought came my mind: "after three years of serious toasting, she came to me with this! OMG" I slowly kissed and caress her, i move on romancing her, from kissin to rubbing shoulders, i pull her hands up lick her boobs and frondling here bombom, she hold me tight and straight her hands on my dick, she lick my balls and we kiss tight .... and as she has gone wet, i slowly plug in my hard rod into her HOLE, i Bleep her untill she screams from inside her, enjoying the move. Knowing fully that she has released, i come in fast as she scream harder roaring in pains, i asked her "should i remove it?" she said "No, continue please". She holds me very tight, i barely breath as it was so exotic and romantic. The sex was hot and free......SUDDENLY, a knock came on my unlocked door and i was shocked, Loo, i open my eyez but it was just . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . http://gistarena.ga . . . . . . http://gistarena.ga a dream. May God forgive ur dirty mind. For fresh Entertainment Gists,JOKES,news etc refer to http://gistarena.ga |
Source: http://212gists.ga https://www.9jagistonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Shiite-procession.jpgSeven days after Boko Haram insurgents seized Mubi, the money-making nerve centre and second largest town in Adamawa as well as Vimtim, home town of Defence Chief, Air Chief Marshal Alex Badeh, the Federal Government, yesterday, gave a marching order to the military to flush out the terrorists from the occupied areas immediately. This happened on a day that more than 23 people were killed after two suspected Boko Haram suicide bombers burst into the Shi’ite Muslim procession in Potiskum, Yobe State to commemorate the new Islamic calendar. It was also a day gunmen attacked Kogi prison, setting 145 inmates free. In Adamawa, to ensure that the terrorists were flushed out from the occupied areas, more attack helicopter gunships and surveillance aircraft were deployed, yesterday, while the new General Officer Commanding 3 Division of the Nigerian Army, Major General FO Alli, whose Area of Responsibility (AOR) includes Adamawa State, was said to have relocated to Yola. PROCESSION—Members of Shi’ite sect celebrating Muharram, the death of Imam Hussein, grandson of Prophet Mohammed (SAW) in Bauchi,yesterday. It was gathered that the Chief of Army Staff, Lt. Gen. KTJ Minimah tasked him to leave no stone unturned in ensuring that Mubi and Vimtim were retaken in the shortest possible time. The Federal Government was said to have given the military the marching order following intelligence reports that the new upsurge in Boko Haram attacks may have been influenced by political motives to ensure that political activities do not take place in the North East zone of the country.... Continue Reading @ http://gistarena.ga/forum2_theme_111458514.?tema=30 |