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A L shape living room cushion, a single seater plus centre table and dinner for sale @ a very low price. All in good shape I want to dispose it off and replace it with a leather seater. Its going for just 35,000 and its negotiable.
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Call 08125722469
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Whatsapp: 08077839019.

1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple,
the woman herself offers the other one. And
that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
2. Did you ever notice: everything on a
woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse,
Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P"
Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!
3. Before sex, you help each other get naked.
After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life
no one helps you once you're bleeped.
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody
congratulates you but nobody knows how
many times you got bleeped to achieve it.
5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes
hard for no reason.
6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed
to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A
wife is supposed to make her husband's dick
hard, not his life..!
When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say
"Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's
Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only
results matter.
✅Now that I've educated. you, go ahead and
educate someone else.

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Who ever stays in lagos and wish to swap a q5,q10 or Z10 with my bold 5 and additional 5k should pls inbox me or call my number 08077839019

Just to put smiles to your faces bfor u go for bed!!!
A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beers before selling out. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man walked into the manager's office asking to be employed. The manager tried to figure out how he could drive this man away but couldn't come up with an idea,so he decided to give the man a trial.
He ordered his secretary 2give d man a glass of wine. He took a sip n said,"It's red wine, a muscat, 3years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."

"Dat's correct!" D manager exclaimed,"Well give him another one lets see."

So he was given. He took a sip again and said, "It's red wine, cabernet, 8years old, southwestern slope, oak barrels.""Incredible!" said d manager.
Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying,"Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that.

"So the man was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, "Female urine,26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, sir, I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy!
Enjoy ur day.

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Watching Football with women (especially
your wife) can be interesting sometimes. The
example below is typical (I pity the guy no b
small)
Wife : Dipo, who's that guy. Is that Chris
Brown?
Husband: Chris bawo, no na. that's Theo
Walcott!!!
Wife: Hey! Oh he looks like Chris ni....What's
that yellow card for?
Husband: Its a warning to a player; and red
means the player must stop playing and leave
the pitch.
Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic
light: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop.
Husband: Yeah yeah sure.. You are right.!!
Wife: What about the green card?
Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in
football.
Wife: Which teams are these?
Husband: Which kind wahala be this na!! God!
It's
Arsenal and Chelsea. What again!
Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting
on?
Husband: You no get eyes No be red jersey be
that?
Wife: Ok..which team is putting on blue?
Husband: (upset)...Omg, Haba, Wetin na.
Don't you know its Chelsea?
Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the
world cup.
Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world
cup?
Where are you from sef?
Wife: Take am easy na! Please who's that old
man?
Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach,
Arsene Wenger
Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that
means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?
Husband: You are silly. Wo, arabirin free me
jare!!
(Changes Channel to African Magic)

FACTS ABOUT AFRICA
1. The Gambia has only one university.
2. Equatorial Guinea is Africa’s only
spanish speaking country.
3. South Africa is the most visited
African country.
4. Nigeria has the richest Black people in Africa.
5. Samuel Eto’o is the highest paid Footballer of all time, he received about £350,000
weekly in Russia in 2011.
6. A person from Botswana is called
a Motswana, the plural is Batswana.
7. A person from Lesotho is called a
Mosotho.
8. A person from Niger is called a
Nigerien.
8. A person from Burkina Faso is called a Burkinabe.
9. Nigeria has won more football
cups than England.
10. Zimbabwe’s President, Robert Gabriel Mugabe is the world’s most educated
President with 7 degrees, two of them are Masters.
11. Al-Ahly of Egypt is the richest club in Africa.
12. Didier Drogba is Chelsea’s
highest goalscorer in European competition.
13. Johannesburg, South Africa is
the most visited city in Africa.
14. Zinedine Zidane wanted to play
for Àlgeria, but the selector rejected him, saying they are already many players like
him in the team.
15. President Jacob Zuma was given a special award by Fifa for refereeing on Robben
Island during his years as a political prisoner.
16. President Robert Mugabe was
jailed for 11 years for fighting for freedom.
17. President Robert Mugabe is
Africa’s oldest Head of State and the world’s second oldest Head of State. He was
born in 1924.
18. The Seychelles are the most educated Africans. Seychelles’ literacy rates (Adult:
92%, Youth: 99%) Zimbabwe is 2nd (Adult:
91.2%,Youth: 99%).
19. Rwanda is a better country for
gender equality than England and USA.
20. Somalia got its first ATM on
October 7, 2014.
21. South Africa has the most Grammy award winners in Africa.
22. Ethiopia has the most airports in
Africa.
23. Ethiopia’s economy is growing
faster than China’s.
24. Eritrea’s President, Isaias Afwerki is the least richest President in Africa.
25. Ethiopia is Africa’s oldest
independent country, it has existed for over 3,000 years without
being colonised.
26. Haile Selassie 1 was the 225th
and last Emperor of Ethiopia.
27. Nigeria has the most monarchs
in the world.
28. Angola has more Portuguese
speakers than Portugal.
29. President Jose Eduardo Dos Santos has ruled Angola since 1979.
30. President Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo is Africa’s longest serving Head of
State. He has ruled Equatorial Guinea since August 3, 1979 when he overthrew his
uncle, Francisco Nguema. His son, Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue is his Vice
President and will succeed him if he
resigns. He started ruling Dos Santo
31. George Weah of Liberia is the
first man to win World, European and African footballer of the year
in the same year.
32. Swaziland is the only remaining
absolute mornach in the world.
33. The Gambia is the smallest country in Africa followed by Swaziland.
34. King Sobhuza ll of Swaziland took the longest time in reigning Swaziland, 62 years
as he was crowned in 1921 and died in August 1982 at the age of 83 years.
34.1. King Sobhuza II of swaziland, married 70 wives, who gave him 210 children
between 1920 and 1970.
35. Zimbabwe is the only country in the world were almost everyone was a billionaire
at one point

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Taraba state has produce the first female governor in the state in APC candidate Senator Aisha Alhassan.

gud evening my name is olabanji.pls i need u to enlighten me more on what i can do my issue.i need a loan very urgent n most things i need to secure i dnt ve but i only have a qualateral which is a half plot of land with building on it which is 3 bedroom flat here in lagos all document intact except C of O.so i dnt knw if i can use it to secure a loan frm u. here is my contact 08077839019.thank u

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