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Since these Bandits are so much more efficient and determined than our paid security people all combined, we should just sack all our security forces and employ the bandits to protect us.

Abeg make una no insult me o because in every nonSENSE, there is SENSE.

TONY042:
Justice will always prevail.


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Vehicle registration is supposed to be treated with all seriuosness because its another layer of security but greed and rot in the system will not permit this.

A child can play with his mother's breast but not with his father's testicles but in our own Nigeria everything is a toy even things that concern national security!

Nigerians please wise up, they say they want to serve you, why spend so much money to do that?

They only want to go there and feather their nests.

No

bibianna:
Our jellof rice is unbeatable

JOLLOF

Everybody now wants to break news, they ll rush to the media without first verifying.

Hypocrites!

Where's MURIC?

Where's Prof. Ango Abdullahi?

Where's the Northern Elders Forum?

Have they suddenly gone dumb?

We want to hear your opinion on this Moslem-Moslem ticket issue and why it's the best thing since sliced bread.

Are you just hearing that he won?

Chaiiii... I smell jail.

Those yahoo guys right now

FREEBNB:


guy rest u no wise. karma for that small thing. better wise up

Na small shit dey spoil pant.

The Police, DSS, NIA, Civil Defence, Nigerian Military etc. tell us how and why this thing happened under your watch.

ElBenny:
Back in 2019 as a final year student of the University, I had just one last, ultimate hurdle to cross; Undergraduate Project.

The courses were limited and so lectures were significantly less burdensome as opposed to other sessions prior to that time.

I had a pretty much amount of time within the weeks to go out, meet new people and catch some fun.

On one of the social hangouts, I met this girl, Lizzy. She was easy going and had same vibes like I did.

We got talking afterwards and increased the speed of our verbal and physical contact; it was the "talking phase" as we all know and call it.

So on one fateful evening, she invited me over to her house after about two dates (one at a fast food restaurant and the second at a soft bar).

We had series of chit-chats and laughter.

Her scent filled the air. Our heartbeats I could hear in the dead silence that was fair.

Immediately, her countenance changed.

She seemed bothered and fazed about something which I knew not of.

I inquired about what had gone wrong, but she stared at me and threw her face to the side like one who momentarily didn't acknowledge my presence.

After some mean minutes of my insisting, she grabbed me closer, grasped my two hands into her palm, looked at me with her newly-formed (manipulative of course) puppy eyes and said,

“Benny, baby, I am pregnant for my boyfriend, but it is you I want.”

Currents of shock ran through my spine after her words, that they plunged my face slowly to the side.

“Alaview (I love you) so much Ben...,” her voice echoed re-assuredly after she had re-positioned my face to hers with her fingers under my chin.

I was dumbstruck but firm and composed.

The two minutes silence that followed had me wallowing in my thoughts.

The decision was taken within; I stood up and left her house hurriedly without saying anything other than, “We'll talk later Lizzy.”

I raced down home and for days, I couldn't wrap my head around all that had taken place.

Of course, Lizzy called me a couple of times afterwards, but I ignored every single one of them.

Subsequently, I finished and defended my project, took my final exams and was officially a graduate without a thought of the person of Lizzy and everything that had transpired so far.

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Today, 6th June 2022 (a perfect 3-year duration after I and Lizzy), I had an appointment at Choba and boarded a bus from Ada George Junction.

As soon as I stepped into the first row of the passenger seat and sat down, I was welcomed by a tap on my shoulder from the side.

I took a quick look at my left and boom, Lizzy!

She was quite frankly a shadow of all she was the last time I saw her.

She looked pretty much chubby in physique and darker in complexion. Her breasts were a little bit larger than they were (at least I could notice that).

I screamed when I saw her and gave her an affectionate side hug.

Ten seconds after we pulled off from the hug, (I don't know how I was blind all that long) I noticed a kid who sat on her lap.

"Benny, this is my son," she said after observing my close inquisitive gaze at the child.

"He is 3 years old," she continued.

"Wonderful! Is this the child you were pregnant with the last time ever we met?" I dominantly asked, never minding if it was an offensive question or not.

"Exactly. He's the one," Lizzy said with a gentle smile on her face.

"Oya let me carry him nau.." I requested and she obliged.

Just as I had made the child sit on my lap, Lizzy got a phone call. She picked up and was engrossed in the discussion which got longer.

I brought the boy closer to me, looked at him deeply into his eyes and said,

"So that's how you would have become my step-son today if I had said yes to your mother back then. Ehn?" Then I bursted out silently with an evil laughter.

I didn't care whether the child understood me or not, but I passed the message.

20 years from now, when the child turns 23, let him feel free to remember what I said today and inform his mother.

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This could be a joke or not or maybe an exaggeration but my feeling is that it is not wisdom to mock or make fun of that boy's situation.
If karma wants to deal you an ugly hand, you will live long just to one day discover yourself grovelling at the feet of that boy like Joseph's brothers.
It would have been better if you offered a silent word of prayer for them, for none of them did you wrong.

Nigerian politicians feel so entitled.

JOACHINpedro:

he failed to read the writing on the wall.

YeyeGbami:
Crazy kiddos, too much energy. What they won’t tell you is that once birth a child like dis.

Father - that job wey no dey finish. E long

and also highly underrated.

Dad like no other.

When your daddy is highly innovative.

Who says father's are not excellent in babysitting?

Culled from Facebook.

Whatever you do, nature would take its toll.

Sergio101:


Willie my niggrr.

Any alcoholic drink he gets now will really cry because........no mercy!!!

chai this guy you bad gan!
If Willie reads this comment, he ll cry.

Where is Patrick Okunima? One guy that used to give CV and job tips.

trying to launder his image

How does this man think he ll defeat either PDP or APC?
Or does he just want to waste money?
Oga just give small out of your campaign budge make I take hold body.

But why were you running from the panel?

The wicked run when no one is pursuing him.

Let me cak here first.

shariff84:
Prices as of today:-
brown beans 40k
drum beans 45k
oloyin 45k
Olotu 45k
white beans 40k
iron white 44k
Sesame 50k
maize 18k white
Yellow maize 22k
sorghum white 19k
red sorghum 22k
pearl millet 23k
millet 20k
local rice 46k
paddy rice(old paddy 17k,new paddy 16k)
locust beans 21k
suyabeans 35k
Bambara nut 55k
groundnut 66k
unshell Groundnut 18k
Agusi peeled 86k
Agusi unpeel 25k
Tiger nut big seed 50k
Tiger nut small seed 40k
Date 55k
Sunflower seed 40k
all in 100kg bag

sir this sunflower seed can you source for the cake that remain after the oil is removed from the sed for me?

ok