₦airaland Forum

DomPerignon:
In cave man days, dating involved hunting for a female who looked like you with full mustache and hairy legs but with a hole in-between the legs.

Once found, you have to literally chase your date (hence why we still use ''chase'' as part of courting), and when you catch up with your manly woman, you hit her on the head with your club that is the femur of a Mammoth, then you drag her unconscious ass to your cave.

You better wake up before her the next morning or else she will slice your balls and take the fermented last piece of mammoth meat you have hanging by your now dwindling fire place .

Lol...what a way to start up a relationship during the cave-man days...really funny

WatchYourSix:
This ur question ehn… if e happen to you… I hope u get answer oooo. One of our guys wey jappa just win court case against female colleague wey accuse am of rape on top say them straff a couple of times and the guy nor wan dey relationship with the babe

Lol... that's why one has to be careful around women...they can switch off at anytime

WatchYourSix:
The definition of rape has since been modified…. 90% of those in jail for rape in the Uk ddnt walk up to random pple, tear their clothes and force them.. there are many pple in uk jail convicted for raping their wife

I know that. But I don't find it good. Don't they think of the consequences it might bring

On a simple note. You would have told her you would pay her a certain amount to help you clean your house.
If I tell you to come help me stack blocks, you will first of all price me for each blocks before you start stacking them....[color=#990000][/color]

On a simple note. You would have told her you would pay her a certain amount to help you clean your house.
If I tell you to come help me stack blocks, you will first of all price me for each blocks before you start stacking them....

DomPerignon:
Its called surprise sex and most women love it but won't admit to it.

Chances are, if you go back far enough, most or if not all of us has rape in our ancestry i.e. one of our ancestors was born of rape.

You're saying most of it could be ancestral?

Because he has the right to do so....

How do people enjoy this rape of a thing? So,a grown up man like me will just stand up, walk up to a lady and forcefully have sex with her....nawa o. Make people dey calm down. This one don carry shame give him family for naija

LagosOrigin:
Has tinubu stepped foot in the US since Trump became president of the United States ?

Can he please do that now?

It seems you want balablablu to be jailed for the rest of his life

I earn less than that amount in Port Harcourt as a single guy who still helps his brother. It all depends on how you manage your finance in this present economy. I've seen a single guy earning more than 600k a month(excluding other benefits) and still goes broke less than two weeks after collecting his salary. Reasons- he clubs, parties,carries random girls,doesn't buy foodstuffs in bulk and spends on unwanted things. Even a married man with a family of children earns this same 100k and has never owed his landlord house rent for once....
Finance boils down to management,not most times, by the amount you earn...

The purchase of the aircraft was proudly sponsored by OPAY....

MTN has been ripping it's customers right from time immemorial

otherway:
Maybe you don't get me..

I accept that sowore goofed for whatever reasons and I'm asking you... Why is it that VDM always tries to bring anyone who goes against him down?

That is a foolish act. VDM can call him out and even insult him for all I care but his repetitive act of always wanting to dig info out to tarnish people is so immature and petty.

It's the more reason one has to be careful when one is up against him... You never can tell what he may find against you. Am not saying he's perfect or a saint. But before he tackles somebody he has uncovered a lot about that person....

Ifexibe:
Assistant wealth manager I greet you.

You think he won't be ashamed trading his possessions for cash in later years?

If Micheal Jackson with all his earnings could go broke, then osimhen is just a tip of the iceberg I don't mean to sound like a hater but you SHOULD get the point. SHOULD.

Don't get me started on Floyd Mayweather.

What if he doesn't fall into your assertion above about the fallen celebs?

MarkNsukkaBread:
So you think a company like Mercedes Benz will risk its reputation by making a false claim against an international football star?

Make your findings again and then come give your feedback

Tinubu sometimes, talks like a demented fuul. Since, according to you, your enemies are using insecurity to get rid of you. Why not prove that your stubborness by solving the insecurity and put your so called enemies to shame. You're the number enemy to Nigeria and Nigerians. You even acknowledge there's insecurity after denying it last year....mtcheww

Only simps beg women after they say no...

Next time,your maintenance should be done at midnight so your customers enjoy your service from morning. Take note

We have yahoo boys...this one na yahoo girl CEO

Ifexibe:
Remember the day I heard the Nigga said he planned to retire off 2 estates he owns that football money doesn't last forever. I knew he was financially retarded.

With all those earnings and luxury collections and all you could afford to retire off are just 2 estates?

Nigga fu.c..k outta here.

And you think that's the only possession he has? 2 estates? I laugh you in spanish

MarkNsukkaBread:
How does suing a debtor equate to wanting to bring him down?

If he were a responsible person he would have paid the money of his own volition and not wait for them to start chasing him around

And you believe the crap above? A guy that can easily purchase more than 10 of that car. Why didn't call him out when he was at Napoli where the, according to them, the debt saga took place? Why wait till he got Galatasaray before bringing it out? Bro, that guy is not owing the company anything

Una just dey find wetin go bring this guy down because of him status

Goo0dHardDick:
Will that bring the boy back to life?

It won't but justice has been served....

OKOATA:
Imagine some Nigerians saying the guy deserved to die. So if someone was working as a delivery bike man and was to deliver a package and police stops him and executes him how does that make sense or those guys working in the movie industry carrying fake guns from location to location the police should also execute them? And where is it written in the law of Nigerian constitution that a police has the right to take a life even though you signed an oat to protect lives? Even Trump's shooter wasn't tied like a ram or executed for targeting the USA president but here we are and some of the policemen were even hailing him after shooting the young boy. Omoh I just weak.

Whoever says they guy deserved to die is nothing but heartless demon and a fool. Even if the guy killed someone, it's not enough reason for the officer to kill him in cold blood

If the police officer is not sentenced to death, then the IGP has failed Nigeria and Nigerians.

Most wanted,igodo,ijele,Vuga,blood money, mama Sunday

Boiled yam with butter....Omo them goes wella no be small.... though it's been a long time I had it, ever since I relocated from my former area

Mariangeles:
No be poverty do you this one O.
Na you no chop them separately.

Hahahahaha.....oboy....you don break my ribs

Your number has been used to open WhatsApp many times. They won't let you use it again. You have to buy a new sim. My colleague is experiencing the same issue because her son has used it to open WhatsApp many times and with different phones... She had to buy another sim card

otherway:
So the next thing is to be petty and go on a mission to pull sowore down (which a million of him can't anyways)

That's my point. You don't go pulling people down cos they go against you especially in a way that does not warrant his pull them down syndrome.

Any reasonable person will at least consider that same person helped him just 2 years ago to get out of detention.

Who does that if not a bitter, petty, imature fellow.

Why aren't you faulting Sowere for not consulting with VDM as a man instead of going on rampage? Does that sound professional or right? You seem to be pointing your fingers only to VDM and leaving other pieces that brought about, according to you, VDM's pettiness

Another content creation to cash out

Oshimen is on a kontro level right now