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Politics / Re: Tinubu, Akpabio, Others To Attend PISE-P Unveiling In Abia by jude33084(m): 11:58am On Dec 28, 2023
tiwasiaife:
Holding Nnamdi kanu illegally and going to Abia for peace?
This people are not serious.
Release him and save Nigeria this fan fare expenses

Oga this move is wise.

South East will bounce back again by God grace cool
Crime / Re: Omoku Pipeline Explosion: About 20 Dead, 15 Sustained Injuries by jude33084(m): 11:54am On Dec 28, 2023
shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (3 - 2) On 26th December 2023 by jude33084(m): 9:52pm On Dec 26, 2023
GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAL!


Evans scores grin tongue
Travel / Re: JAPA: My Marriage Shakes by jude33084(m): 5:08pm On Dec 26, 2023
We4all:
Let me digress a little. I have read on. Nairaland several times that people on student visa depart the UK almost immediately after they complete their studies.

However, I know a couple of people who got their work visas as care givers immediately after completing their programmes. So, is it that there is scarcity of care giver jobs or they were just lucky?

My younger sister left for the UK after she secured a care giver job last year from here, her family joined her after 6 months.
Travel / Re: JAPA: My Marriage Shakes by jude33084(m): 4:59pm On Dec 26, 2023
DrDoc:
Spend lesser time at home to avoid scenraios that creates tension.


Wisdom

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Car Talk / Re: See The Fuel I Bought For 35K. Be Careful!! by jude33084(m): 4:55pm On Dec 26, 2023
EnkayDezign:
As we enjoy this yuletide season let's us beware of this fuel stattions and their antics. The fuel wey I buy for 35K at N600/litre no even reach half tank!! how nah!!?

Please be very vigilant of these fuel stations during this period, especially in Ibadan.


What did you do after that?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wolves Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 24th December 2023 by jude33084(m): 2:50pm On Dec 24, 2023
thatigboman:
And Sterling didn't score

shocked shocked shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wolves Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 24th December 2023 by jude33084(m): 2:49pm On Dec 24, 2023
MIGHTYMAN82:
Is like I HV lose interest at Chelsea

Don't be please wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wolves Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 24th December 2023 by jude33084(m): 2:49pm On Dec 24, 2023
grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Nigerians Are Free To Video, Take Photos Of Police Officers On Duty, Says PPRO by jude33084(m): 4:01pm On Dec 15, 2023
Antoeni:
I Think The Force PRO is Looking For Who to Send to Early Grave,
Meanwhile Men Mount Ooo

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Ben-Chioma Resigns As Rivers State Commissioner For Environment by jude33084(m): 3:57pm On Dec 15, 2023
Cantonese:


They all either hope that APC will win at the supreme court or APC will win in 2027.

Obaseki's SAs and commissioners who resigned when he decamped to PDP should serve as their lesson. Now all of them do not hold positions. They are politically jobless.

God Bless you.

And to make things worst Baba Osho Abandoned them lols cheesy
Politics / Re: 2024: Rivers Assembly Okays N800bn "Budget Of Renewed Hope & Consolidation" by jude33084(m): 3:04pm On Dec 13, 2023
mastermaestro:


Federal might against a sitting governor of a rich state like Rivers? You overrate Wike. No human is god. No human is sovereign. Fubara has the resources to collide Wike on all fronts. Do you know how many big shots Wike humiliated in Rivers state? All of them have queued behind Fubara to demolish Wike.

Better wake up. South South politicians are very individualistic. You cannot cage them for long. Take a short trip round the south south states and tell me your findings about their gubernatorial politics. cheesy

Do not mind them they think South south is like south west cheesy

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Politics / Re: 2024: Rivers Assembly Okays N800bn "Budget Of Renewed Hope & Consolidation" by jude33084(m): 3:02pm On Dec 13, 2023
ogaontop:
Gentle as a dove, smart as the serpent,
Fubara!!
But beware of Wike's federal might, he will surely bounce back!!
Play with caution

He will fail like Oshomole in Edo state wink

Time for you guys to fear the power of executive governors.

Ask Dino to explain to you better grin
Politics / Re: 2024: Rivers Assembly Okays N800bn "Budget Of Renewed Hope & Consolidation" by jude33084(m): 2:57pm On Dec 13, 2023
Jorussia:
So under 3hrs the 5 members receive budget and passed it into law?who they advise this fubara self?This illegality is too much and he won't survive it.The quorum for that house is 10 members and he doesn't have it.As him present budget for 5 members,demolition the house of assembly, wetin come dey pursue am?Him go chill and allow commissioners go for budget defence and then try buy like 5 members over before them pass budget next week.

Same thing you guys said in Edo state and Obaseki did 8 years cheesy undecided
Health / Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by jude33084(m): 12:04pm On Dec 08, 2023
Shakespeare100:
I've been addicted to masturbation since 16, how I discovered it is a story for another day. I became a chronic masturbator. Sometimes I do it 5 times in a day. My highest record was 8 times in a day. It was so bad that x videos became my most visited site.

I did it everywhere; on my hospital bed when I was sick, in the church's toilet, in my granny's room, on my grandpa's grave, e.t.c. It was that bad. My own level of masturbation addiction was mental illness.

However, I decided to stop masturbation and I've been on the journey for 4 months. Also, I decided to get a girlfriend, and lose my viginity. I got a girlfriend, we had our first sex and it was beyond embarrassing. If I count my strokes well, it's not more than five.

We tried the second round, same thing, third round same thing, fourth round same thing! I'm in trouble! Is this how whack my sex life is going to be for the rest of my life? I can't last more than 10 seconds no matter the rounds. How can I redeem myself from the damage masturbation has done to me? I need help please!



Mastebation makes u last long in bed bro but will affects how to relate with other gender; you can never have a successful relationship.


see your doctor sha

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Car Talk / Re: What's Your Wrong Car Painting Experience And In Which City? by jude33084(m): 2:42pm On Dec 07, 2023
If you are in Benin avoid white paints grin


Gold or ash is better
Politics / Re: Otti Takes Inspection Tour Of Aba-port Harcourt Expressway Reconstruction (pix) by jude33084(m): 11:23am On Nov 29, 2023
TakeNigeriaBack:
After spending 1 billion on rice and okpa for just 2 months.

Shame on you
Family / Re: Married Woman Justify Her Secret Affair After DNA Reveals Real Father of Kids by jude33084(m): 4:05pm On Nov 26, 2023
According to her, while addressing the group of Journalists at Ikire, in Osun State, she stated that she married her husband since 2007, and later discovered that he can't perform on the bed.

grin
Celebrities / Re: Toxicology On Mohbads Body Ongoing In The U.S - CORONER by jude33084(m): 12:45pm On Nov 24, 2023
GanagiBitrus:
So we can not perform toxicology here in Nigeria.

At end of the day after spending millions, nothing will still come out of all these charade.


simple election judgment your con3 can not handle it cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: Riots Erupt In Dublin After Children Stabbed(photos) by jude33084(m): 12:37pm On Nov 24, 2023
The funny thing is the Muslims are not happy in their on land like Syria, Yeme, Jodan, Somalia, Algeria, Egypt etc

They travel out of these countries and become happy in their host nations like the USA, Britain, Canada, Australia, Denmark etc

But then they start to fight their host nation that gave them happiness?

Now they are trying to turn the same nation that gave them peace into a nation they ran away from?


I am not understanding this cheesy grin undecided
Politics / Re: No Student Will Drop Out While I Am President – Tinubu by jude33084(m): 1:19pm On Nov 19, 2023
Bobloco:
grin

But you were a guinea pig student of government college lagos used to test run the school four years before it was founded

Hahaha!

Omo you baaaaaad!!!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin

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Crime / Re: Suspected Kidnappers Kill Pastor, Abduct Wife In Kaduna Community by jude33084(m): 1:17pm On Nov 19, 2023
fkelly:
No body will protest oh, but some idiots will start masturbating about IDF war against hamas.

I owe you one bottle

Fear North

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Crime / Re: Suspected Kidnappers Kill Pastor, Abduct Wife In Kaduna Community by jude33084(m): 1:16pm On Nov 19, 2023
Shame!
Crime / Re: Two Men Gang-rape, Film Ogun Teenage Girl by jude33084(m): 3:34pm On Nov 18, 2023
16 year old girls in Bariga use iphone 13 pro while their parents sleep in one room undecided
Business / Re: Old Naira Notes Remain Legal Tender Indefinitely – CBN by jude33084(m): 12:11am On Nov 15, 2023
Meanwhile Supreme Court said December 31 2023 cheesy
Religion / Re: When Was The Last Time You Went To Church? by jude33084(m): 9:47am On Nov 12, 2023
This question really touched me sad


The fire is going down

But God through our Lord Jesus Christ is supreme kiss
Politics / Re: Kogi Election: 3 Killed As Military Thwarts Ballot Box Snatching Attempt by jude33084(m): 5:44pm On Nov 11, 2023
Bodexinvest:
Can you imagine?


I am still trying to imagine it o cheesy
Politics / Re: Kogi Election: 3 Killed As Military Thwarts Ballot Box Snatching Attempt by jude33084(m): 5:43pm On Nov 11, 2023
BOSSkesh:
Tor
Snatch ballot and die

Honestly and well said angry
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Tanks Surround 3 Gaza Hospitals (Video, Photos) by jude33084(m): 2:27pm On Nov 10, 2023
Politics / Re: DSS Cautions Against Inflammatory Statements, Calls For Peace In Nov 11 Election by jude33084(m): 1:45pm On Nov 09, 2023
ronalmagic10:
Story for the gods! Go and arrest those ipob miscreants under the cover of NLC terrorizing Nigerians


They should first fish out the Bokoharam/bandits in our defense system wink
Politics / Re: DSS Cautions Against Inflammatory Statements, Calls For Peace In Nov 11 Election by jude33084(m): 1:44pm On Nov 09, 2023
Are they active?

All they know is harass innocent people cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: ‘I Am Horrified’: UN Chief Guterres Condemns Israeli Attack On Gaza Ambulance by jude33084(m): 5:18pm On Nov 05, 2023
Biodun556:
Israel will be eliminated

Eliminate BokoHaram first Sir.

They are Nigerian enemy NOT Israel undecided

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