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Bodun88:
I got this text

Following your response and application to the job advertisement, you have been shortlisted to attend an aptitude test. Details are as follows:
Date: Saturday, 17th September, 2016
Venue: Agidingbi Town Hall, Abiodun Shobajo Street, Agidingbi Bus stop , Lagos State
Time: 9.am.
08034773674

My wise people is this GNLD or not? Thanks

Really don't know: but dis kind message Ehn, fit give person high BP especially now wey person dey hope.
***hahahaha***pls if u know or have useful idea abt dis let him know
Or u should search for GNLD trend if it exists here on nairaland, people there should know better

ObaOni:
UBA will officially decide dat + anything can warrant d change in the date...

bt from one of the ppl working thre, I was told it shud be Nov/dec .... dats all I know

mid nov, late nov, or early dec... I'm not really sure bt is within dat period

Alrit boss, thanks a lot,
That timing is cool though:....if it stands like dat,

ObaOni:
It should be Nov/ Dec. for Lagos

The school is done by batches(u mean it's by states?) just need clarification, bcus I was assuming it's everyone from d 36states dat will be picked to make up d 100people and re trained @ dsame time
If u know about people in the north(wen their training will or might start pls share)tanks a lot anyway

adasmart:
Pls any info wen d next banking skul is holding

I don tire to ask ooooo...but it's like no one knows: hope u re good?

adasmart:
Pls kabir. Which location are you? Pls house wen next is training school. Sumone shdd pls answer oo pleaseeee

I actually have a friend and I wish he gets employed quick, he really needs dis job to put somethings in place:abuja is where he resides...

donchinexd:
Please is there anyone in ph who got test invite for this week? WhatsApp me 08144435181

Am really not in ph, but do people get invite during this sallah time?

When is the next training school starting (anyone with any info)? Just want to know, so one can plan ahead!

ObaOni:
U alredy understand... u jus dey doubt

Contract employment for UBA is btw 1-2yrs. Usually marketing, Customer care or ICT, thereafter u can become a full staff

I actually understood dis part but I never knew it's like dat, tout, d graduate contract re d ones dat will become full staffs after such period (1-2yrs). I tout d graduate trainee from d school(uba training sch.) will make u a full staff. I also tout d contract staffs re d ones recruited by an independent firm and transfered to UBA

Please if anyone has an idea of how much the salary is, pls update

pretty1214:
pls wia did u write ur test? and wen did u write d test? hv u bin called 4 interview. I wrote mine at KD early last month and was successful bt I hv not bin called since then.

A friend did his apt.test 1st, interview 7th and dnt really know what next(d interview he had was 2 interviews)...apt was in kaduna, interview was in kano...he is really curious

ObaOni:
2 yrs maximum,
...depending on performance

U mean even with apt.test,interviews,medicals and training school UBA organise, u will not become a full staff after 6months(probation?)abi Wetin u mean by uba dnt take full time staffs now but convert their contract staffs...

E be like we dey break here: but sha, after 2 interviews, hope na medicals?pls whr is d medicals usually held (especially here in the north)

Even nairalanders dey break gan:

francisxbee:
Thanks gee. I guess you should be on NYSC now

Done with it:

francisxbee:
Good day. What courses are engineering students gonna offer in 200level? And what textbooks can be used for each of them? Any comments will be appreciated, thnx

Bros na wah oo...abeg shey admission don comot ni...anyways
Engineering mathematics, fluid mechnics, strength of material, applied mechanics, material science, these re d ones I can recall...(did myn 2010) dnt know if d curriculum has change sha

ObaOni:
Av done d first interview with the head of the HR

awaiting another interview wit d ED

ObaOni, bata a kpe lese, ade yo kpe lori,...re u expecting/await the interview with the ED today despite having concluded the 1st interview with the head-HR today?

Eyah...dis Nigeria go surprise people!
E pain me sha:
Da lucky ones will get picked!--surely

Bad belle--(its allowed) reporting live from close to my fone-- officer (ASP) kyd is not a nupe or does not have any digit(s) with a k in front,wether dollar or naira, but will be promoted in 3yrs 6mnths time to a DSP after I get asp dis yr(Ofcus after training)

Mtcheeew! Mtcheeew!! And Mtcheeew (again)!!! 500kobo or 500thousand na God go help us all...if he ask me 4 dat kind money, well I 4 don open kiosk begin sell provision, even if na sachet water I add not bottle!

enshi:
Yet another fool

If your so knowlegeable pls leave the police job for us.. .

Inventor!!!

Enshi no go kill me ooooo...(hahaha[size=8pt][/size]

enshi:
Kabiru.. . Am just an educated young man coming straight from the streets who gets irrritated with juvenile bullshit especially when it has to do with a forum where serious afairs like jobs are topics.

If one does not have a contributive post to share one should just read through and relax

If you are serious minded and you have Done well in the previous screening series then and only then do we have possiblity to meet...

LOL

enshi:
Fool.... I got 0.7 for my state

This "enshi" guy Ehn, I wish to see u inside TV oo,
Make God help u

E be like people from north no too dey apply for UBA (just saying), abeg kaduna centre wen b our own apt.test? Interview? Interview 2, and interview 3, b4 medicals and training sch. --no beefing oo, but ph,lagos,enugu,ib, well abj too, aside dis places shey kaduna no dey function ni abi na kaduna nairalanders no dey here?
Any info abt kaduna centre go shake person body small abeg: me sef want apply for UBA ooo

enshi:
Bro.. . Just be careful cos you cant term her a wife material just in a week.... Its risky

U still ain't getting the point:
Issshhh

enshi:
Mumu... You never get job you stil go catch Babe wey go drain ur pucket

Enshi...make God help ur likes- keep looking for babe's while I look for a wife...
Keep thinking of ur pocket to be filled b4 u get a wife
And keep hosting for gold diggers (u call ur types) while I dey marry her in my officers suit
Finally Enshi pele say u translate all I wrote previously say na BABE be my trophy!
Coooooool

Ekiti to abia I don't really know how far...but kaduna to kwara na hand on my head if I don't get d job!...money/stress/life/time all I don put out...but sha I catch sometin good during dis last apt.test, ......na God win- na trophy (wink)...
Thanks police una don give me one trophy but d cost is for now sooooooo costly

Hahahahahahahahaha: my belle oooooo! My head ooo! My belle oo!my head oo! Ag.IGP. Haba, wanna inparamation kai mallam, da kwai matsalla, har kasashe Igbo da kwai nupawa? Even abia, IMO, Enugu, nupe people dey their too?(wey be indigene)?
Up nepa-light don come, news @ 9pm sopose carry dis info abi make basket mouth use am!
Steve am not sayin it's not true u heard it: but such news mehn...excuse me sirhand-up)i be nupe too

If he says it another online blood shedding fit start...he said it's not good: even if na true or na rumour make una better no talk...but Steve na Wetin b d news? [quote][/quote] na sweat oo

My centre, no sight test was carried out and if dey did, I must have been outside or after I have left d centre...but e no sopose pass make dem show u one picture @ a distance make u recognise Wetin dey there...

Chest measurement (34")do little press-ups for guys it helps, height (we took off our shoes), tatoos(we took off our clothes), it is not stated dier sha(put on white shorts and white top or put dem as inner wears incase dey require u guys to put on white/white, fingers (their flexibility to avoid deformed fingers), some people have to walk to show they re upright enuf, foot shapes were observed to confirm structural deformity, dem psc was incharge of checking certificates as all mentioned, u will submit diz certs.fotocpoies after u most have presented dem one after the other to d person checking...as all diz measurements and checks re made, u re graded....so u can peep to see if u have A's or B's inclusive as such...

Emmysteve:
I heard the results are out.

Lol- quick diversions guys/ dis guy reminds me of Robert mugabe! But nice one sha, I got a little increase in mu pulse wen I read dat!

uwagimboo:
U might be right...

But look at it from this direction..

Virtually all the option gives direction to getting some done..

So I went for all of the above, thou Recipe was my second guess..

I might have failed lots of these questions but diz one I know is "recipe" gives d best description as in involves food...all re directions/guidiance but a coach guides, we can't use recipe for dat coach, so recipe fits for cooking...ladies na dem pass dat part pass---my touts too, subject to ratification by d "senates" here